Fic I’ve decided I want to exist (but don’t currently have the brain space to write):
Obito is bored (so bored) and currently The Plan is running well without his supervision (so bored) and so he decides to take some time out of his life to go glare at Kakashi from behind some bushes. The asshole always twitches and spends the next several months paranoid, checking behind his shower curtain and throwing kunai at squirrels. It’s excellent.
So Obito moseys over to Wave where apparently some would-be dictator shipping magnate is having some Konoha nin difficulty.
Only to find out that some idiot put Kakashi in charge of a genin team??
Obito decides to hang around to watch what is surely to be a disaster. And, yeah, sure enough. Blood and tears.
And, like, it’s not like Obito particularly likes watching Kakashi be useless at something. (Yeah, who’s he trying to kid, he adores it.)
He just. Wow. Feels really bad for the girl.
She reminds him Rin. Sort of.
Not at all.
But he thinks that maybe the superficial resemblance is why Kakashi can’t even look her in the eye.
And. Look. The kid’s obviously got promise: tree-walking on the first try?
It’d be a shame if the asshole ruined her. (Like he ruined Rin.)
Obito is really doing her a service when he kidnaps her.
(Kidnap is a harsh word.)
(Obito is going to be so much better at this sensei gig. It’s going to be awesome, just you wait and see, Sakura-chan.)