but yea have a great day!

Forgotten (M)

Originally posted by mayfifolle

Summary: Loving Kim Taehyung was just so cruel, since he only saw you as his childhood friend. But after years of wanting him to return your affection, you finally saw the look of love shine on his eyes - but it wasn’t meant for you. No, it was meant for her…
Pairing: Taehyung x Reader
Genre: Smut, Angst, bestfriend!au, university!au
Word Count: 4.5k
A/N: Original request here . 

Loving Kim Taehyung was like treasuring a forbidden artifact – you could appreciate it and love it from afar, but you could never touch it, never have it – just stand still and admire from a distance. Just like the artifact, he was untouchable and you could never have him the way you always wished for. Why? Well that was because he was your best friend since you were toddlers, but that was it.

You two were inseparable. Always playing and working together, making your classmates assume that you two liked each other. Of course, every time that accusation was made, you’d both deny it while saying how gross it was – but even then you knew you were lying.

At the mere age of 14, you realized that you didn’t just have a silly little crush on him anymore, no, you had fallen deeply in love with him. But who didn’t? His affectious boxy smile and playful bright attitude attracted many people towards him over the years, much to your dismay. But Taehyung always brushed it aside, and kept his attention solely on you. That is, once you two entered high school, then it all changed for the worse.

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Shifting jobs
  • Alby: From tomorrow onwards Y/N will be helping you in the kitchen Fry Pan.
  • Newt: Why? What's wrong with her being a medjack? I heard she does a great job!
  • Alby: Yea! But despite her 'great job' ever since she became a med jack the number of people getting injuries in the glade every day have doubled! And this includes my second in charge!
  • Minho: Shame on everyone, she doesn't even fit the sexy nurse image all that well.
  • Frypan: Well atleast people ain't gonna complain about the food now.
The Nanny Part 3

A/N: Thank you all for being so patient. This part is pretty much getting to know Bucky a bit more and see into how they are going to work together. Shout out to @whothehellisbella for some helps

Warnings: none

Word count: 1572 words

Summary: When Bucky Barnes hired a Nanny, he thought he was going to hire someone to take care of the kid. But when she starts, he knows that she is more than just a Nanny

The Nanny MasterList

Laughing Bucky shook his head before walking over to the two of you and taking Emily into his arms. “Of course she can.” He said, glancing over at you and threw you a subtle wink.

Smiling to yourself you look up to see the man, who you assumed was Clint and gave him a small wave.

He smiled back at you before looking at his phone and looked back at the three of you. “Well I would love to stay at chat but I gotta go to work. See you guys later.” He said giving you all a small wave before he ran out the door.

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The Akatsuki Texting

Let’s pretend that the Akatsuki stuck around long enough to see mobile phones being introduced into the Naruto world. How would each of them text?

1. Pein: Sets a signature and doesn’t realize it

Pein: “Konan, make sure that everyone knows how to send me their weekly report via text I am god.”

Pein: “Oh and if you can bring me a coffee too, that would be great I am god.”

Konan: “Do you have a signature for texting?”

Pein: “What’s that? I am god.”

2. Konan: Uses emoticons a lot

Konan: “ /(・ × ・)\ “

Pein: “What is that supposed to mean? I am god.”

Konan: “It’s a bunny!! (^ _ ^)/ “

Pein: “Oh. Very nice Konan. I am god.”

3. Deidara: Spams people

Deidara: “Hey”

Deidara: “Hey”

Deidara: “Hey”

Sasori: “WHAT do you want you idiot?”

Deidara: “Your art sucks get a real hobby.”

4. Sasori: Doesn’t reply for days

Pein: “Sasori did you manage to get that scroll I asked about? I am god.”

Pein: “….. I am god.”

Sasori: “Yea”

Pein: “I sent that 5 days ago it doesn’t matter anymore. I am god.”

5. Hidan: Doesn’t care about grammar

Hidan: “Ur a fucgucking asshol get a lif”

Kakuzu: “What the…what the hell does that even say?!”

Hidan: “fcuk u jerk shitty asswipe monee loviing pice of shit”

Kakuzu: “Don’t ever text me again.”

6. Kakuzu: Tries to scam people

Kakuzu: “Your bank account has been hacked into. Please provide us with your login and PIN so we can fix this issue for you.”

Kisame: “Kakuzu I saved your number onto my phone I know it’s you”

Kakuzu: “Please provide us with your login and PIN so we can fix this issue for you.”

Kisame: “That means no.”

7. Kisame: Uses it for it’s intended purpose…only

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

Kisame: “Hey boss I finished the mission.”

Pein: “Ok. I am god.”

8. Itachi: Sends chain messages to Sasuke

Itachi: “If you love your brother send this to TEN PEOPLE. If you don’t then you will have BAD LUCK for the next 10 years!!”

Sasuke: “Itachi….”

Itachi: “YOU HAVE JUST BEEN VISITED BY THE FAMILY ANGEL! Pass this on to five people and you will be loved for the rest of your life!”

Sasuke: “Itachi stop.”

9. Tobi: Send anonymous hate since no one saved his number

???: “You are the worst leader I have ever had the misfortune to take orders from.”

Pein: “WHO IS THIS? I am god.”

???: “Your hair looks stupid.”


???: “Samehada doesn’t really love you.”

Kisame: “You are a cruel, heartless person who doesn’t deserve happiness.”

10. Zetsu: Uses it once a year to send a mass text

Zetsu: “Happy national tree day.”

Konan: “You too.”

???: “I’m gonna chop down a tree today.”

Kisame: “Right back at ya Zetsu.”

NCT reactions when their girlfriend kiss them in front of other members

Originally posted by y-ta

Taeyong : He will cover his mouth and gasped. “What’s this? What do you want now?” he asked you suspiciously. You just said that you feel like kissing him that’s all. He will nod and ask you, “Can I have another kiss then?” such a greedy brat. 

Originally posted by minhyungd

Taeil : Aww this cutie will be shy when you did it in front of the members. He will probably just kiss your hand in reply because he’s not really the type of boyfriend will have public affections. But, he do simple things like kissing your cheek if he feels like it.

Originally posted by moonyutae

Yuta : He will smile and put his arm around you, “So, do you expect me to kiss you back?” He’s actually playing a role of a typical Japanese manga and you will have to play along. “Y/N, you must really like me huh?” you just replied yes and he kiss you finally. “I like you too” he winked at you. Damn cheesy.

Originally posted by turtles-are-better-then-people

Johnny : He  really like it when you show kiss him in front of the members. It makes him more clingy to and he want to kiss every corner of you face until you are uncomfortable. The members are uncomfortable looking at you both too. He’s a giant puppy that loves you so much :”) 

Originally posted by hermosadani

Ten : He will be shy at first, but still reply you with a light kiss on your lips. He will blush but still want to look at your respond after that. When he saw you flustered, he take that you are satisfied and hold your hand after that.


Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

Doyoung : Doyoung will find you cute but he will act cold like, “What do you want from me? I don’t have money to buy you stuff now” he crossed his arms. You will be sulking in the corner because of his respond but he ended being clingy to you anyway and tell you that he was just joking.

Originally posted by yoonohthings

Jaehyun : Jaehyun will be so happy when you did that and put his head on your shoulder, “Do it again, I like it” he said it. When you said no, he will put an aegyo face and beg you to kiss him again.  His cringey act makes all the members shuddere.

Originally posted by chokemewinwin

Winwin : Sicheng will blink his eyes because he is surprised when you kissed him.  he will approach you carefully and kiss your cheek. “I will kiss you for real if we are alone” he whispered in your ear. Because he’s a shy bun too :3

Originally posted by haenyan

Mark : Mark would definitely like it when you kiss him but he doesn’t know how to express his feeling. He just say thank you for giving him a kiss. Most probably give you a kiss on a cheek too.

Originally posted by exoticnctlife

Haechan : Haechan act like he doesn’t like it but actually he does. He will suddenly kiss you back and act like nothing happened. “If you want me to kiss you just say it” he said in his sassy manners.

Originally posted by catweeen

Jaemin : Jaemin is a soft bun he will definitely kiss you back but just a light peck. He will whisper in your ear with his sweet nothing words, “You smells like strawberry babe” (Dammit my imagination went too far :”D)

Originally posted by nakamotens

Jeno :  Jeno will cover his face because he embarrased when you did that in front of other members. After that, he will give you a smile and kiss you back on your cheek. He His face would be red again after that.

Originally posted by nctinfo

Renjun : Renjun will like it and give you a back hug, he will kiss your cheek and will be attached to you for the rest of the day cuz he just feel so happy that he got a kiss from you first.

Originally posted by nctuhohahyes

Chenle : Chenle will stand up and feel so proud to get a kiss from you especially in front of the members. “I got a kiss from my girlfriend, jealous much?” he said cockily. Chenle just want to show  you off to everybody. A proud boyfriend. 

Originally posted by haechannie

Jisung : Jisung will be so happy that he cannot do anything for the rest of the day. He will just think about you, kissing him which in his imagination there’s a butterfly and flowers around you. It might be your both first kiss, and yea that’s why he’s so happy ^_^

A/N: and it’s a wrap >.< this reaction took me long enough to think of each members until I have to squeeze every bit of idea in my head XD to all those who want to request NCT reactions, I would really appreciate if you guys requested by unit, or a unit+other 2/3 members because it’s kinda crazy to be in 15 people’s head at one time (you get what I mean? Haha :”D) I hope you enjoy and have a great day/night peaches :D – Cuppy-nim

(p/s: It took me long enough to upload this because my internet is so freaking slow :”D)

Bozo - Alex Summers Imagine

Request: can you do an older brother Hank McCoy walking in on you making out with Alex Summers. (Gif Not Mine)

Warning: making out, name-calling

Word Count: 726

Pairing: Alex Summers x Reader 

A/N: I know that isn’t actually Alex, but I mean look at that little shit he is absolutely gorgeous. Hope you like it : )


You never imagined that you Y/N L/N would be given the opportunity to show what you can do. You see you and your older brother Hank were mutants. Being a mutant wasn’t easy, especially when you couldn’t tell anyone. Not even your parents knew. But everything changed after you met Charles Xavier (a.k.a Professor X). Charles and the rest of the first X-men came up with the brilliant idea to make the mansion into a school, a school for mutants.

None of you ever thought, “Xavier’s School For Gifted Youngsters,” would turn out to be a success. Let alone have so many kids attending. It was so incredible to see so many kids and their mutations, everyone could be themselves without anyone being judgmental or rude.

As for the rest of you guys, some of you became mentors or teachers or just left in general. You loved being around kids so you decided to be a teacher. All the kids gave you their undivided attention, they enjoyed learning new things from you. If there was anything you loved doing, it was helping them control their powers.

Today was like any other day, You woke up early, got ready for your class, taught lessons, then went back to your room for some needed sleep. You loved your job, but it was exhausting at times.

Your class ended early today because of it being Friday, which usually gave you time to rest. You opened the door to your room and took your heels off. You plopped down on your bed ready to have the nap of your life. Just as you were about to close your eyes there was a knock at the door.

“Come in.” You looked up to see your boyfriend Alex.

“Hey Y/n.” He walked up to you and gave you a tender kiss.

“hmm…hi.” You gave him a soft smile.

“How was your day?” He placed a hand on your waist, slightly leaning over you.

“It was tiring, but overall my days been good…great now actually.” You ran a hand through his blonde locks.

“Oh yeah?” He smirked.

“Yea.” You nodded.

“How much more great can your day get if I did this?” Alex leaned down and started leaving wet kisses on your neck.

“A-Alex.” You felt absolute bliss. Alex always knew how to get your heart pumping even with the slightest touch.

“Want me to stop?”

“No, god no, I’ve missed you too much.”

“I’ve missed you too Y/N, we never have any time together.”

“Tell me about it.”

“I mean with all the classes, work, and all the students to mentor there just isn’t enough tim-” You placed your lips roughly against his.

“You talk to much.” You over rolled and straddled his lap. Alex responded immediately, running his hands up and down your sides.

You proceeded taking off your blazer and blouse, Alex’s eyes darkening by the second. He rolled you over to be on top.

“You’re wearing to much clothing.” You breath out as he attacks your neck again.

“Lets fix that shall we.” He pulls his shirt over his head, his abs now in your view. You raked your eyes up and down his body.

“Like what you see?”

“Mhmm.” You grab him by the neck and pull him down towards you.

You guys were in a full heated make-out session completely unaware of your surrounding and the door to your room opening. 

“Hey Y/N do you think you can look over these revie-” Hank stops mid sentence.

“Oh my gaw–Hank, don’t you knock!” You scurried to put on your blouse.

“Oh god my eyes…” Hank averted his eyes from you and glanced at Alex.

“Alex.” Hank salutes and gives an embarrassed smile.

“Bozo.” He smiles amused.

“And I’m Y/N, Hank get out!” You exclaimed while ushering him out the door.

“Right sorry, I’ll be going now”. He hurriedly walked out.

You shut the door and actually lock it this time. Your back facing Alex.

“Well…that was something.” Alex said. You turned around and faced him.

“Bozo, really? Your bringing that back?” You queried.

“He’s still a bozo.” He shrugged.

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anonymous asked:

Hey I read your "Mc's Dad wanna talk" you are awesome...!!! Can you please Do RFA+Saeran+V meeting MC's parents who are protective of MC and couldn't trust the boys easily..

thank you so much!!

for those wondering which HC this anon is talking about, it’s here


  • as if he wasn’t already nervous enough
  • hearing the conversation MC was having with her parents over the phone a day before the meeting gave him soooo much anxiety
  • “It’s okay dad, I promise, Yoosung’s a great boyfriend. You’ll love him”
  • *indecipherable yelling*
  • “MOM! WILL YOU CALM DOWN? I’m not moving to another country.. I just want to move in with Yoosung.”
  • *more yelling*
  • “Oh my god, we’ll talk about this tomorrow. See you guys. Yea, love you. Bye.”
  • MC was rolling her eyes but Yoosung, this poor bb was freaking out
  • “Don’t worry, they’re just being overprotective- hey, are you okay? You’re sweating”


  • “MC do your parents think I’m a bad guy?”
  • “No.”
  • “Do they hate me already?”
  • “.. no”
  • “Do you think they’ll make me cut my hair-”
  • “Jesus Zen, it’s 3am. It’ll be alright. They’ll love you when they see you tomorrow, I promise.”
  • *the next day*
    • sorry idk what to put so^^ that’s what i’m going with
  • “Nice to meet you too…”
  • *pulls MC to a side*
  • “Honey, why are his eyes bloodshot? And why is he sweating? Did he not sleep last night.. what kinda of job does he have?!”
  • “He was too busy worrying about his impression on you two to sleep.”
  • this is Zen, probably:


  • she was sooooo stiff and cold
  • her hands were literal icicles that claimed to have fingers
  • “Greetings, I am Jaehee Kang, 26 years old, working at C&R International as the Chief Secretary.”
  • whoa whoa whoa what was that? it’s like she’s writing her CV
  • “Uh, yes, nice to meet you too”
  • MC’s parents are low key shook but also kinda like ????? okay so she’s a good person, check. a little strange but still formal so.. check. seems to have a legit career with good insight for her future, check.
  • after the dinner Jaehee was dead beat. She was speaking like a robot for the entire night and if that doesn’t tire you out well… you’re probably not human
  • “How do you think it went, Jaehee?”
  • sneak peek into Jaehee’s current state:


  • strict parents? no problemo
  • his own were a couple of crazy oldies
  • just gotta be polite
  • show them what u got
  • be formal with language
  • considerate, responsible, understanding, caring, loving
  • just gotta show them all these traits in 1 nIGHT
  • ok now he’s a little like OMG HYPERVENTILATING
  • “Jumin, you’ll be fine, just act like you normally do”
  • “So.. i can order people around and take Eliza-”
  • “right sorry”
  • someone send help he’s going to be expressionless the entire time
  • MC’s parents low key think he might have problems with his face muscles
  • but since he’s the next CEO of C&R… it’s okay
  • his background will make sure that he can’t do anything bad to MC without getting caught by the media


  • he’s whining like a baby
  • “I’ll go under one condition”
  • “that is?”
  • -_-
  • when he actually has dinner though he’s really well behaved
  • acts like a real gentleman
  • “Seven, why can’t you be like this at home too?”
  • SEVEN IS JUST STARING AT MC like duude what did we promise earlier
  • and MC’s eyes open wide upon realization at the statement she just made
  • oops i guess? haha .-.


  • MC can’t find him
  • he literally disappeared from her sight
  • after 2 hours of frantically searching their house
  • Saeran was hiding behind the laundry basket
  • “Saeran, we have to go, dinner’s at six”
  • he looks at MC with the puppiest of puppy eyes 
  • his lips a quivering, tugging at his sleeves nervously
  • who could say no to this little baby potato
  • “..fine, we’ll meet them another time. I’ll cancel the dinner-”
  • “NO”
  • what???
  • “… I’ll go.. I don’t want them to think I’m a bad boy afterall”
  • MC is beaming and all smiles omfg this boy is so precious what did she do to deserve him


  • he wasn’t scared of anything
  • not losing his sight or fighting bad guys or snakes like rika
  • but there was one thing he absolutely hated
  • confronting others
  • hear me out ok ya boi V here is a sweetheart who needs to be protected
  • but he gets blamed for almost everything that ever happens and homie please
  • this boy needs a break
  • so when MC tells him that she wants him to meet her strict parents who probably do not appreciate the fact that he can’t see shit
  • it scares him a little more than you’d think
  • like straight up he just doesn’t say anything for the entire ride to the dinner
  • he tries to gather his thoughts on how to act normal but his shaking hands say otherwise
  • he’s still polite though, during the dinner and all
  • after dinner: “Jihyun! look at this text my mom sent”
  • [He’s a keeper, honey~]

I hope that was okay :D

BTW yas i got 2 requests done today and it ain’t even 10pm (might sneak another one in before i sleep so look out for it!!)

~Cherry L.

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epiphany pt.3 | jungkook

Pairing: Jungkook + Reader

Genre: Fluff/Angst + college au

Word Count: 3.5k 

Summary: You hated his guts, especially after he ruined your chance at getting a good grade in one of your toughest classes. But why did your heart beat a little faster every time you saw him? And why did he feel the same way?

Parts: 1 | 2 | 3


Reader’s POV

“Y/N! Hello there!” Mr. Ransford greeted you as you walked into his class. You waved at him with one hand while your other was preoccupied with your project that you had managed to finish on your own due to Jungkook’s absence since the night of the storm.

“Hi Mr.Ransfo-” you started when you noticed his gaze trail behind you, another smile on his face as he said, “Jungkook! You too!”

As his name slipped through your professor’s mouth, you froze in place, as the thoughts from nights before came flooding through your mind.

You hesitantly turned around, as you looked up nervously, your eyes meeting his which were already looking at you. Breaking away from your gaze immediately, he walked up beside you and turned to look at Mr. Ransford.

“We–um-we finished the project,” he said silently as you turned away from him and handed it to your professor. Taking it from you, he looked at the both of you with a small smile on his face.

“Well I’m glad! And, it looks like you two are friends now too?” he joked, as a quiet scoff left Jungkook’s mouth, making your heart break in your chest.

Standing there for a couple of seconds in an awkward silence, you sighed and said, “Well, I need to get going Mr. Ransford. I have another class in a couple minutes that I need to get to.”

Saying your goodbyes you walked out the door, not looking back to see if Jungkook was following or not, although you could hear the faint sound of his footsteps behind you.

“Y/N?” he called out softly, as you let out a breath you didn’t know you were holding in.

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The College Years - Freshman Year (Chapter 3) - Stiles Stilinski

Author: @were-cheetah-stiles

Title: “The Coffee Shop Talk”

Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Lydia Martin, Isaac Lahey, Malia Tate, Cora Hale, Ethan,  & Reader/OFC

Summary:  There had been two more attacks since the first night they encountered the vampires. Scott and Stiles have devised a plan for capturing the dangerous creatures of the night. They gather the gang at a coffee shop on campus to break down the threat, and Lydia gets jealous of Stiles flirting with Y/N.

Chapter Two - Chapter Three - Chapter Four

Originally posted by loverxo1234

“And then she walked away before I could tell her about the merits of being a long suffering Mets fan over being a Yankees fan. It was borderline offensive.” Stiles lectured to Isaac Lahey, who was sitting across the coffee table from him, on the opposite couch, with his mouth agape. He wasn’t sure how Stiles had managed to move the conversation from Isaac’s shitty first test in his environmental science class to you not being a Met’s fan.

“Is he talking about her being a Yankees fan, again?” Scott asked as he brought over cups of coffee for his friends. He sat down next to Isaac and pushed Stiles’ coffee across the table.

“Yea, he is, and now I’m really curious to see what this girl looks like.” Isaac commented in a hushed tone.

“She is actually really pretty in Stiles’ defense.” Scott said.

“I’m just saying.” Stiles exclaimed, pointing his hand in Scott’s direction in agreement. “So how did Cora close up the shop?”

“I told my boss that I was the only one able to work tonight and I didn’t feel comfortable walking home alone at night after the third attack.” Cora Hale said in a pretend weak tone, knowing full well that she could beat the hell out of any vampire that tried to jump her. She pulled up a tattered armchair to join her friends around the massive coffee table in the center of three worn-down couches in the dimly lit and cozy campus coffee shop.

“When is everyone else supposed to get here?” Isaac asked.

“I said 6PM in the text, so about ten minutes.” Scott replied, wiping the whipped cream off of his lip.

“Y/N said she’d come after her class, so she should be here soon.” Stiles said, staring at his phone, his leg jiggling in nervous anticipation.

“You are so obsessed, dude.” Cora said, as she shook her head.

“Listen, Sassywolf, I am not obsessed. I just think she’s cool and gorgeous and… She’s a witch, and that, you cannot deny, is awesome.”

“Yea, okay, Stiles.” Cora teased.

“Yea, okay, Cora, whatever.” Stiles mimicked her.  

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Baby’s Book

Title: Baby’s Book

 Prompt: @the-factorie : something really cute involving Lucifer and Cas as angel toddlers.  This is for the 26 Day Birthday Celebration!

 Summary: When you get bored one day at the bunker, you ask Chuck what it was like raising the angels.  He decides visual aids are best and summons up some baby books.

 Warnings: Adorableness.  

 Masterlist of Fanficiton

Originally posted by charlie-bradcherry

You let out a bored sigh as you sat back on the couch, watching some random show Chuck had on the television.  He had decided that when he wanted some time alone, he would crash at the bunker, which was great for you because now you had some company.

“You can change the channel if you want.”  Chuck offered with a smile, always so sweet to make you comfortable and relaxed.

“Nah, it’s okay…just bored.”  You said as you turned onto the couch, laying down as you tried to think of something to do. “Hey…I have a question…”  You popped your head up on your hand as you looked over to him.  

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The One Where Phil Dates Dan

TW: Mentions of self loathing, cursing?? I guess
Word Count: 7712
Genre: Fluff
Prompt: dontforgettosmile (AO3)

Summary: It’s been a long time since Dan last dated someone. Eight years, to be exact. Phil offers that they go on a date, to save each other from the dreadful feeling of being alone. But no homo though.


I may or may not be accepting prompts it depends do u want a fic next year let me know

Author’s Note: This promt was sent an entire year ago! Yikes! I’ve been struggling to write this because of school, but since its summer again, I finally got to finish it! Ey! 

Also listen, this was meant to be a sad ending™ fic but I love yall!! Didn’t say it’s a good ending tho it’s pretty rushed and shitty so yea enjoy

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The College Years - Sophomore Year (Chapter 25) - Stiles Stilinski

Author: @were-cheetah-stiles

Title: “The Coach”

Characters: Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall, Isaac Lahey, Liam Dunbar, Coach Bobby Finstock, Allison Argent, Lydia Martin & Reader/OFC

Warnings: Fluff, a little smut, cursing probably, a switch from boxers to boxer briefs because Stiles is becoming a man.

Author’s Note: This chapter has undergone so many revisions, the most taking place in the scene between the girls, but the parts with Coach are A+ in my book. I love the Coach.

Summary: Allison, Y/n and Lydia hang out and Coach Bobby Finstock is the newest victim.

Chapter Twenty-Four - Chapter Twenty-Five - Chapter Twenty-Six

Originally posted by thors

You laid in bed, propped up on your elbow, lightly rubbing your hands along the subtle outline of your boyfriends abs. You dragged your hand up to his chest and stroked your fingers through his chest hair. You examined the small amount of stubble growing on Stiles’ jawline and brought your fingers up to feel the prickly hairs against your skin. You stared at him the way that only a person in love stares at the object of their affection. You loved everything about him, from the dark hair on his arms, to the pink tint of his lips, to the freckle on his fourth left toe, to the sound of him breathing deeply while he slept. You flopped on your back onto the bed, next to him, and sighed.

“What’s wrong?” He whispered groggily, wetting his lips with his tongue.

“Nothing… go back to sleep.” You whispered back.

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TTB -- A Little Break

Title: Touch the Butts Hobbit Edition— A Little Break    

 Summary: You were a simple office worker, until a twist of fate sends you tumbling into Middle Earth and into the Company of Thorin Oakenshield.  You don’t know what to expect, you don’t know if you will survive, but you have this feeling that there is a great love story in the making.  But who will be the one you are destined to be with?  Make your choice and Touch the Butts.  

 Warnings: Language.  Fluff.  Implied sexy times.  Talk of sexy times.

 Start From the Beginning

It had been a little over two years since the day you married Dwalin, and every day since had been damn near perfect.  Sure, there were rough days.  You called them “grunt days” when Dwalin would be in a mood and just grunt responses. Yea, those days could get a bit rough, but he always pulled out of it, and made it up to you in very fun ways the next day!

But it had been a while since any of those days came along.  Instead, you were living in happy bliss.  You smiled as you looked up from your baking and spotted the beautiful flowers Dwalin surprised you with this morning.  Every night he had guard duty, when you would have to sleep without him, he would always greet you the next morning with some flowers or trinket of love.  

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A/N: This is an anon request where the reader gets mind-blowing oral from Spencer, and the team happens to hear about it, so if smut isn’t your thing, I’d skip this one ;)

P.S. Two one shots in one night! Hope you don’t get sick of me :D


You’d just settled in for the night with your boyfriend of four months. You were wearing an oversized sweatshirt of his with nothing underneath and he was in bed wearing flannel pajama pants. He looked over at you…almost mischievously. It was a little unlike him, at least around other people. But he was different with you. Different - yet still him.

“What are you thinking about? You look like your about to get into trouble,” you said, the sweatshirt slowly climbing up the columns of your legs as you crossed them.

“Nothing…” he said, with a gleam in his eye. “Just wondering if I might be able to conduct some research.”

You cocked your head to the side. He hadn’t talked to you about any research lately. “What kind of research?” you asked inquisitively.

“Well,” he started, sitting next to you and gently placing his hand on your bare leg, “I’ve heard that it takes a woman nearly 20 minutes of sexual stimulation in order to orgasm and I’d like to see if I can make it 10.”

You smiled as your mouth dropped open. “And how do you suppose we do that?”

“Now, if you’re not comfortable with it let me know. I know we haven’t been sleeping together for very long, but I’d like to try out some things.” He concluded, with an almost shy smile upon his face, despite the nature of the subject.

You laid back on the bed, grazing your hand against his arm. “You can conduct all the research you need, Spence.”

He leaned down to take your lips in his before placing gentle kisses upon his own sweatshirt on the way down your body, which was conveniently lacking in undergarments. The light in the room had been dimmed, which was always customary when you got home for the night, but Spencer leaned over to the switch to turn it on all the way.

“I want to look at all of you with nothing in my way,” he stated, looking directly into your eyes as he parted your legs with his right hand. Occasionally, he was very direct in bed - and it was such a turn on. Not that him as whole wasn’t a turn on, but this was unexpected from him, so it felt more taboo you supposed. He placed his first two fingers at your entrance, which was already slick with wanting, which he’d noticed. “I haven’t even done anything yet,” he chuckled, slowly pushing his fingers in to the knuckle.

You gasped, feeling your walls tightening around his nimble fingers. “I guess you just have that effect on me, Spence.” You let your eyes flutter closed as he worked his magic - and magic it was. His sweatshirt had ridden up your frame, leaving your bottom half completely exposed to him. You hadn’t done this yet. You’d only been sleeping together for a few weeks, and that had involved you going down on him and lots and lots of sex all over the apartment. You’d thought about him in this position, but the anticipation of the moment caught you off guard. Your breathing was already picking up pace and he’d barely done anything.

Slowly, he pushed his two fingers deeper, allowing his lips to join them. He started gently at first, performing a concert with his fingers and tongue. It probably wouldn’t be long before he made you sing. You gasped again when he removed his fingers, feeling bereft and wanting.

“Mmmm….” you moaned, lifting slightly off the bed.

“You are so beautiful, Y/N,” he breathed just above your sex. Your fingers entwined themselves in his as you both cradled your legs, allowing him access to the deepest parts of you.

His mouth hovered above you for what felt like hours. It was likely seconds, but the idea of having him so tantalizingly close was torturous and you groaned, “I thought you had a 10-minute timeline?”

He laughed quietly, finally dipping his tongue to your clit. You stiffened against him and he murmured against you, “I don’t think I’m going to have an issue with my timeline.” His tongue began its ministrations, pressing at the parts of you that had you squirming. “Ah…fuck…” you breathed, bucking your groin into his mouth. 

He continued working your center until he had to tighten his hold on your legs to keep them from shaking uncontrollably. You bucked up into him and called out his name, tensing your own grasp on his hands. As you came down from your high, you glanced over at the clock, but before you could see whether he had achieved his goal, he took your lips in his for a passionate kiss. You tasted yourself on him. “That was 7 minutes,” he said proudly, pulling your sweatshirt off completely.

“Well done, babe,” you giggled, wrapping your hands around his head. “Care to test out how many times you can make me cum?”

He laughed into your mouth, “Challenge accepted.”


He’d excelled at the challenge. Four times in the course of an hour. Using just his mouth and fingers. You’d both lost track of time, staying up late, which left you both exhausted for work the next morning.

You walked into the BAU, ready to start the day, when Penelope joined you. “You had sex last night. Good sex from what I can see.”

“Dammit, Pen, how do you do that?” you asked laughing.

“I can see it all over your face,” she smiled. JJ and Emily walked over at the same time.

“You can see what all over her face?” asked JJ, before continuing on without an answer. “That she had great sex last night?”

“Oh yea, totally,” Emily confirmed. “Well, I don’t think any of us want the dirty details, considering it’s Spencer, but I have to know…how many times?” She looked expectantly.

“Four times in the first hour,” you retorted, smiling at the three of them before walking down the hallway to your office. “If you want more details, you’ll have to get me drunk.”


Morgan walked into the common area to Spencer pouring nearly an entire contained of sugar into his coffee. “Late night?” he asked.

“Very,” Spencer smirked.

“My man,” Morgan sing-songed back, clapping his friend on the shoulder. “You and Y/N had a good night last night?”

Spencer blew at the steaming hot coffee, hoping to cool it down enough so he could pump it into his system. “Uh-huh.”


After many hours of monotonous paperwork, you went to ask Spencer if he wanted a sandwich from the deli around the block. You wanted to get out of the office for a bit. Plus, you needed a bit go fresh air to wake you up. As you approached Spencer’s desk, you caught Morgan’s raised eye. “Hey Y/N, have a late night, you look tired?”

“Dammit, Spencer!” you said, looking down at your boyfriend.

“What?” he asked childishly, raising his hands beside his head. “You think women are the only ones that talk to their friends about that type of thing?”

My God, my God, have mercy on my sin,
For it is great; and if I should begin
To tell it all, the day would be too small
To tell it in.
My God, Thou wilt have mercy on my sin
For Thy Love’s sake: yea, if I should begin
To tell Thee all, the day would be too small
To tell it in. - Ash Wednesday, Christina Rossetti

The Prodigal Son, published 1864, John Everett Millais & engraved by The Dalziel Brothers

spyrno  asked:

Hey! You say gumball is your favorite show of all time! I love every clip I see of the show but whenever I try to sit down & watch it I just can't get into it. I've seen season one & I think some of seasons two, but it just doesnt really stick in my brain. I know the show gets progressively better, but I also feel like in order to understand it I NEED to see EVERY episode. Do you recommend how I can get started? I want to love this show so badly lmao

truly, if you don’t like it. it may not be your thing, and that’s okay! 

now, a short list of reasons that I love it:

mixed media animation is superb.

storytelling is great, they somehow mastered the art of a show that is essentially non-sequitur, but manages to have a connecting plot, growing cast and unrivaled character development, in my opinion.

episodes that made me fall in love with the show:

The Shell-seriously, I’ve never seen a romance develop in a cartoon as well as this(and that includes Steven Universe, another fave). it deals with self image issues, insecurities, toxic parents. and there’s a studio ghibli tribute that’s so subtle but so beautiful A++++

The Extras-just a dope concept. a whole episode devoted to the characters that are usually in the background

The others- yo. it’s a show within a show. amazing. the entire episode is a parody of My So-Called Life. and i love every bit of it.

The Origins- it’s a two parter and it’s awesome. about how darwin and gumball met. 

The Fury- great storytelling. the art is amazing. they had an anime studio guest animate the fight scene, and it flows so naturally and it’s kick ass.

now at the end of the day, if it’s not your cup of tea. that’s totally okay, we all have something super popular that we tried liking and couldn’t(for me, it’s Game of Thrones) lol. but yea it’s my fav cartoon of all time. I hope those recs win you over and if they don’t i appreciate you even trying.


because I’m still not in class yet here lemme give u a little summary about my day

I love Japanese drink machines. It’s like one coin a drink and I found one that has monster so I cried

7-11 had onigiri and was just as great as I thought it would be. We stopped at every convenience store we passed. I cried

I bought a takoyaki umaibo (literally a large octopus flavored cheeto puff) as my first official purchase in japan. I cried

Saw colonel sanders. I cried

Ended my day by going to mister donut after all my years of sobbing about how much I love pon de lion (their mascot) and guess what? We went there and they were having a Sanrio collab. I cried. got a donut. cried again

Good day hell yea