but wtf are you wearing

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  “I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you,                                                                very much. Just as you are.”
  “You once said that you liked me just as I am and I just wanted to say likewise. I mean, you wear stupid things your mum buys you. Tonight’s another classic. You’re haughty, and you always say the wrong thing in every situation and I seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns. But, you’re a             nice man and I like you. If you wanted to pop by some time that might be nice. More than nice.”

“But Itachi ships ss”

Let me explain what everything is wrong with this one sentence. 

First of all, no characters except the characters that actually are involved in this relationship have something to do with the relationship itself. Is the relationship unhealthily from both parts there’s no other character who can fix this.

Another thing is, other characters shouldn’t be used as arguments in serious discussions, especially when they have nothing to do with it. Have fun with your headcanons but when you want to argue in a way that someone can take it seriously keep them out.

Finally, a character can’t ship anything except he says it. When he don’t say anything, then it’s fanon and should be keep fanon. Having facts and headcanons mixed up is a dangerous thing to do. When it comes to ss it mostly ends up in glorifying abusive elements that shouldn’t be glorified (but that’s nothing new….)

But you know what? A character can actually support another relationship with his actions and words. And that’s what Itachi did.

Let’s make it clear. Itachi wanted Sasuke happy. He was never pro-”insert-shipname-here”, he was only pro-”Sasukes-happiness”.

“But Itachi never said anything about another person who could make Sasuke happy!!!”

Are you sure? Are you really sure? 

Because I’m not.

Fan Bing Bing absolutely killing it and looking like an immaculate goddess at the Met Gala, meanwhile nearly everyone else entirely missed the theme memo.

TWEAKERS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TWEAKER PROBLEMS:

When its freezing outside and your ass is sweating balls and nontweakers are like:
“Wtf why are you not cold, your wearing shorts and your sweating like your moving a house.. I’m freezing ?”
-“Na it ain’t even that cold”
“Its 30 degrees….there’s snow on the ground…..”
-“FUCK CAN’T A PERSON BE A LITTLE HOT WITHOUT SOMEONE ASKING HIM 21 QUESTIONS LIKE SHIT MAN GET OFF MY ASS DUDE YOU DON’T SEE ME QUESTIONING YOU WHY YOUR NOT HOT, MAYBE YOUR ON DRUGS CAUSE I NO I AIN’T SHIT.”

When you ass can’t sleep so your up and down all night and people are like:
“Are you ok your up awfully early?”
-“Na it ain’t that early”
“Its 6:30….and you already got the lawn mowed…..”
-“FUCKIN SHIT BATMAN CAN’T I DO SOMETHING NICE FOR YALL
FOR A CHANGE WITHOUT YALL ON MY FUCKIN ASS ABOUT SHIT, PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKIN UNGRATEFUL”

Or when your trying to explain weight loss:
“You’ve lost a lot of weight…?”
-“Yeah, so would you if you smoke a pound of meth. ”

Merry…err…Pothmas?

-IDK but… I like this Poth(?-

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Bonus~

F!Goth: You little bastard… (AND WTF I’M WEARING!!)

Palette: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE(?


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Tag time! (ya saben quienes son pero… bueno… no quiero ser descortés~)

Palette/ Fell!Palette: @angexci

Goth/ Fell!Goth: @nekophy

So what if you wear dresses?

Okay wtf is the title?  I’m the worst.

This is terrible sorry.

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Prompt: Phil wants to wear skirts and dresses and although Dan and him aren’t dating he thinks Phil is the most adorable thing he’s ever seen, when he catches Phil in one.

Word Count: 566, whoops sorry its short.


Phil sighs as puts the dress back on the rack. He wanted it desperately but was afraid of what everyone would think. Especially Dan.

You see, Phil had the biggest crush on Dan, and wanted to be perfect for him although he didn’t like Phil back. Phil thought he wasn’t perfect, but knew that wearing skirts and dresses would add to his list of failures.

“Phil?” Dan calls from an aisle over and Phil runs to him.

“Yeah?”

Dan smiles softly at him and laughs, “I thought I lost you.”

Phil felt his cheeks heat up and turn a deep shade of red. Dan must have noticed to because he was now teasing Phil for blushing.

Later that night, as Dan was in the shower, Phil sat in the lounge scrolling the internet looking at dresses. He thought they were all adorable, some being pink, others purple. Some were simple others more fancy, and he wanted nothing more than to have them all.

He ended up buying 3 pink dresses and a lilac skirt. Smiling to himself, his worries were gone for a brief minute. Phil imagined him in these, twirling in the mirror, showing them off for his best friend.

He could see it now, Dan sitting in the lounge himself shyly walking out and twirling slowly. Dan smiling and saying he loved it.

His thoughts were cut short when Dan came in, his hair was wet and curled, Phil loved his hobbit hair.

“Whatcha doing?” Dan asked Phil and sat on the sofa beside him.

As if a panic came Phil slammed his laptop shut and stuttered, “N-nothing.”

Dan raised an eyebrow and Phil assured him it was nothing. Dan oviously didn’t believe him but he brushed it off and  turned the newest anime the two had started.

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Two weeks passed and the Phil finally gets his dresses in the post. He’s filled of joy and runs to his room with the box. Shutting the door he strips out of his clothes and slipped on the dress.

His own mouth dropped as he looked at himself in the mirror. The pink dress fit his slim figure perfectly, showing off his curves. The smile couldn’t be kept off his face.

“Phil, do you have the- woah” Phil head snaps over to the door as Dan walks in. His eyes are wide now.

“Dan, it’s not what it seems. I’m not- It’s for a video” Phil rambles quickly but Dan just stares. He finally walks over and hugs Phil.

“Phil, if you want to wear dresses that’s totally fine!”

“But I don’t want to.” He lies.

“Then what video are you making that you need this?” He asks softly pulling back and looking at the shorter boy. Phil doesn’t say anything and just sighs.

“It’s really okay if I wear these?”

“Phil, I swear it is. You look so cute in it.” Dan’s cheeks redden along with Phil’s.

Dan quickly placed a kiss to Phil’s lips and pulled away swiftly. “Sorry, you just look to cute for me to not do that. Plus I’ve wanted to for a long time.” He awkwardly scratches the back of his head and Phil kisses him again.

“Me to.”

“You’re adorable you know?” Dan asks and Phil shakes his head, his cheeks fully red now. “You are, and I’ll tell you everyday if I have to until you know.”

OMG OMG OMG

quark sleeps in an onesie

why is it SO CUTE

Juphelia With Kids

-So Jules is a teacher and Ophelia is a cop.
-O actually has normal colored hair (forced by her job)
-they are hella over protective parents
-their kids are kinda really sheltered
-And juphelia is the perfect parents who “never do anything wrong”
-so their kids dont really know that they are kind of badasses (except O bc shes a cop, but they always thought that O was like a good child and crap)
-so as their kids get older they begin to tell them about their younger selves
-and the kids are just kind of like wtf
-they show them pictures from college (“mom are you wearing a weed shirt?” “No…” “that is definetly weed” “how do you even know what that is” “mom im fifteen, please” “dont you ever do weed! It is a gate way drug and itll kill you” “there is literally a picture of you smoking a joint, you cant say anything” “shut up! Dont smoke weed”)
-they find out about the vigilante thing and o being a weed dealer and their like wtf our parents werent always lame
-and then thy beg jules to teach them how to fight (at first she says no, but then shes like “rats, you do need to know how to defend yourselves”)
-so their children become badasses as well and thy want to carry out their parents legacy (which o and jules flip the fuck out about and lecture their kids about not doing for three weeks)
-the kids dont listen and become vigilantes, and O ends up arresting them for vigilante work and gets so pissed bc she lectured them on this
-so the kids get grounded, Ophelia yells at them and Jules gives them the silent treatment (bc it makes them feel worse when shes just silent, with a dissappointed/angry look on their face)
-they try to go out again but jules follows them, and they almost get hurt by the guy their going after and Jules ends up saving their ass and beating the shit out of the guy
- jules takes them home and is silent the whole way and the kids are like holy shit that was awesome but crap she pissed
-and when they get home she just goes to her bedroom and leaves them to O. O looks at them and shakes her head then follows Jules.
-the kids apologise and that stops their vigilante adventures (for now at least)

“Trust us,” they said. “We’re dog groomers! We know what we’re doing!” That’s nice, but what is this stubbly ginger rat you’re trying to give back to me claiming it’s my corgi?