but why robert

  • Aaron: Never thought I'd hear you give out parenting advice.
  • Robert: Yeah, well, it's a learning curve. Seb's not really any bother, it's the other brat that's the problem.
  • Aaron: Lachlan? I've heard he's gone to live with our Belle.
  • Robert: Yeah. If he's got any sense he'll get out of the village all together, cos if he comes near me or Seb again...
  • Aaron: Why? What's happened?
  • Robert: He lost it. Threw the remote at Seb. Could have killed him. He's out of control.
  • Aaron: You sure it wasn't an accident?
  • Robert: Well, no, but I've seen what he's capable of.
  • Aaron: What does that mean? Robert. He's with our Belle. If he has lost it, I need to know.
  • Robert: A while ago, Lawrence was asleep on the couch and er... he was ranting over him, wishing he was dead. Yeah. So I confronted him about it and the next day...
  • Aaron: Well, go on.
  • Robert: He threatened me. He got me in the car, he nearly crashed it just to freak me out. And it worked, cos I thought it was game over, Aaron.
  • Aaron: He wouldn't hurt Belle, would he?
  • Robert: He already has. She just doesn't know about it. I found out that he'd hired a prostitute when he'd only just got together with her. Who knows what else he's done behind her back. He's gonna break her heart, Aaron. Or worse, he's gonna - Aaron, where are you going?
  • Aaron: Where do you think? To warn her off him.
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Demon hunter AU? Demon hunter AU.

Or the one where Joseph thinks he’s dealing with an amateur and gets gloriously played. You can bitch and moan all you want, you ain’t moving from that circle pretty boy

  • Aaron: Belle. Where's Lachlan?
  • Belle: Er, in there with Chrissie. I'm giving them some space because they had a big fallout.
  • Aaron: Do you know why?
  • Belle: Er, yeah. Robert went crazy at him and she took his side.
  • Aaron: So he's playing the victim. He's unbelievable. You don't even know the half of it.
  • Belle: What are you on about?
  • Aaron: Robert only lost it with Lachlan cos he threw a remote control halfway across the room and nearly hit Seb. Could have hurt him.
  • Belle: I'm meant to believe Robert, am I? Lachlan would never do anything like that.
  • Aaron: Look, he went after Robert not long ago. Threatened to kill him. He tried crashing the car they were both in on purpose, Belle. Look, there's more. I'm sorry, but you're not gonna like this. Apparently, he... he's been with someone else. He hired a prostitute.
  • Belle: Well, Robert's clearly lying. He's always had it in for Lachlan. I can't believe you've been buying this.
  • Lachlan: (coming out of the house with Chrissie) Look, I don't need anger management, okay? And I'm staying with Belle from now on. She's the only one that cares. What's going on?
  • Belle: Aaron just said that you tried to hit Seb, but that's not true, is it?
  • Lachlan: As if. It was an accident. All right? He's just twisting it.
  • Belle: Yeah, and apparently you've been with some prostitute behind my back but he's lying, isn't he, Lachlan?
  • Chrissie: What? Not in our house, I hope!
  • Lachlan: Look, okay, it... it's not how it sounds. Belle, please...
2x08 summary- Magnus’ POV

Alec: I need you to throw my brothers rune ceremony

Magnus:

Jace: I know you had sex with my brother, I felt it

Magnus:

Maryse: I heard you liked to drink

Magnus:

Max: *freaked out* How much of you is a demon?

Magnus:

Clary: I hate Simon! I’m leaving this party

Magnus:

Jace: Maryse just tried to kill me! Look at the non-existent axe in the wall!

Magnus:

Iris: *steals Magnus’ spell book*

Magnus:

Raj: I wanted to know if you were up for a threesome

Magnus:

Clary and Jace: Clary can make runes and has pure angel blood that could potential destroy the whole downworld but we wanted to be secretive

Magnus:

Shadowhunters: *exist*

Magnus:

Consider this

WHAT IF

When you date Damien and afterwards and you guys become a thing, you’re at Damien’s manor and you start going through his closet and you’re like, “Ooooo, look at all theese” and while he’s out of the room your Dadsona starts trying on some of Damien’s clothes (ones that fit him properly at least) and then you’re fooling around with one of his cloaks and then Damien comes in and catches you in the middle of your fashion show and Dadsona just freaks out and starts panicking a bit like, “I’m not wearing your clothes, pffttt.” But Damien just smiles and says, “You paired the wrong kinds of black clothing… don’t let the other Goths know about this.” And helps you out with your own Victorian outfit

ALSO

Damien inviting you to ballroom dancing and he kisses your hand before you two start to dance

Okay bye