but why is there just one ulrich

DnD Shenanigans

Druid: Ulrich! I need to talk to you you lying sack of shit! I know the truth now! That you’re not really my father!

Wizard: Wait, Mick! It’s not what-

Druid: SHUT UP. I don’t even know who you are anymore! How did you even know my mother?? Was it just some game to you??

Wizard: I DID IT BECAUSE I LOVED YOU. I LOVE YOU MICK.

Druid: … I… I love y- wait wait no FUCK YOU. I WANT TO KNOW WHY

Wizard: YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE

The Paladin, fighting the beholder in the room attempting to keep it from draining all the Barbarian’s blood while the warlock is rolling around in a bubble of energy: IS NOW REALLY THE TIME FOR THIS