but why does she have no shirt

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31 and 106

31. “Remember Walkmans?”

Okay, she gets that she thinks this all the time, but Ben really does have a nice butt. She wakes up to it and says goodnight to it everyday, which her husband now thinks is incredibly adorable, but come on. Why is that thing even legal? And he should totally know better than to bend down wearing boxers of all things because, seriously, she must jump his bones immediately. He’s amazing with his crazy hair and oversized t-shirt, and he knows exactly what he’s doing to her.

… Or not…

Because, the second she tries to pounce his skinny body, he jumps and hits his head on their closet storage set. He mumbles and rubs his temple, quickly turning around to greet her hello with a small frown on his face. She kisses his lips and the afflicted area before running her fingers through his hair. Because she’s three months pregnant with their triple cherries, and he’s here in his underwear at 2:30 on a Sunday afternoon, and has he even shaved yet? 

Yeah, she’s got to stop looking at him. He’s far too distracting.

“Remember Walkmans?” Ben questions, holding out the ancient aforementioned piece. “Hey, my Achtung Baby cassette is still in here!”

She giggles. “You’re showing your age, Wyatt.” 

Ben shrugs, standing up excitedly and fumbling around with the Walkman to see if it still works. “Henry gave this to me when I was twelve.” He continues fiddling with it, a huge smile on his face as his nimble fingers rub over the device like it’s made of gold. He’s so cute. So gorgeous. Such a sweet man with a nice butt and a slight, compact body like an Italian sports car.

And, so, naturally, she gets to her feet and kisses him. Hard. 

“I love you,” she tells him in between smooches. “I love you so much.”

She moves to take off his t-shirt, but he pulls away instead. “What is happening right now?”

“Sex, Benjamin. Sex is happening right now.” 

He chuckles, carding his fingers through her hair and placing the Walkman on their dresser. “You’re beautiful,” he whispers, leaning down to kiss her bump three times. 


106. “He’s been like that all day.”

“Okay, Knope,” Donna says, entering Leslie’s office unexpectedly. “You’ve got to do something with that man of yours.”

Her eyes immediately widen, heart fluttering in her chest as she drops her pen and stand ups. “What do you mean?” 

She follows Donna into the hallway and toward Ben’s City Manager’s office, hoping and praying that he’s alright. She doesn’t know what she’d do if anything happened to him. They have three month old babies waiting on them to come home, and she needs him. She’s always needed him, ever since the moment they first met. Ben gives her crap for that all the time because she, apparently, hated him for the first few months, but whatever. 

Her main point is that she can’t live without Ben. Can’t even fathom not having him in her life.

“Relax, woman,” her friend tells her as they arrive at their destination. “He’s been like that all day.”

She points inside, and Leslie breathes out a sigh of relief because, thankfully, he’s still breathing. But he’s… asleep? Really? 

Leslie’s about ready to inquire more, but Donna’s already gone. 

She heads in, shutting the door quietly and instantly rounding the corner of his desk. She rubs her hands over his shoulder blades, massaging the area gently. Ben flinches and lets out a low, quiet whine, and she reaches over to feel his forehead just in case. Whew. Okay. She doesn’t know how she’d handle an under the weather husband and their tiny triplets all at once, especially since her mom is going out of town for the weekend as soon as they get home.

“You okay, honey?” she questions softly.

Ben’s head is still pillow in his arms, and Leslie keeps kneading the flesh around his shoulders.

“Mmhmmm… Tired.” 

He yawns and relaxes against her touch.

And she knows exactly why he’s so exhausted. Stephen. Their little monster baby has been a holy terror for the last several nights, but Ben’s so caring and doting that he handles it every time the baby cries for attention. He won’t even let her attempt to get out of bed, proclaiming she needs her rest and to go back to sleep. But, of course, he doesn’t return, doesn’t lie down on the mattress and encircle her in his strong, warm arms. Instead, he stays downstairs on the couch to not disturb Leslie or the other two thirds of their triplet party.

“Wanna go home?” 

Ben shakes his head. “No. ‘m ‘kay.”

“Well, how about we move this nap to your couch?”

She doesn’t wait for a response; she just coaxes him into a titled standing position and maneuvers him on to the small sofa in the corner of his office. He’s definitely not supposed to nap on the job, but he practically runs this entire building, so it’s fine. She brushes his fallen bangs back and leans down to press slight kisses in his hairline.

Leslie’s turning around to go inform his receptionist that she’ll be back to wake him in an hour when her husband grabs her hand.

“Don’t go,” he whispers. 

“I have to, baby.”

He pouts. “No. Stay.”

At that, she smiles. “Okay. But just for a few minutes.”

Leslie settles down in front of Ben, and he slings an arm over her waist before kissing the back of her neck.

“Love you, Les,” he mumbles sleepily.

She rubs the back of his hand. “I love you too, Ben.”

Shit my Mom says: Shadowhunters 2.08
  • Mom: He's so handsome.
  • Mom: I bet the magic would be stronger if he had his shirt off.
  • Mom: Why does he wear clothes?
  • Mom: He has a really nice voice.
  • Mom: I really enjoyed that episode; I can't wait for the next one.
The Things That Made Bubbline My AT OTP (Redux)

Go With Me

So wait, the Princess has a first name and Marcy is the only one who calls her that!

Originally posted by adventurers-blog-of-ooo

What Was Missing? 

She looks so worried when she got hurt 

Does Marcy think she’s pretty?


Originally posted by lbncrz

They keep showing Bonnibel when she was singing this song. She was like pissed off that it was about her 

but at the same time she was all “You… you still like me?”. WHY ISN’T THEIR A EP BACKSTORY ABOUT THESE TWO YET!?

“I never say you have to be perfect!” - Princess Bubblegum. Omg, this really proves they like each other! 

Originally posted by zelderonmorningstar

The way Marcy is looking at her! 


Originally posted by kittymarshmellowbunny

Whoa, Marceline looks really worried that Finn might take Bonnie away from her

So Bonnie’s most prize possession is Marceline’s rock shirt and she wear it all the time as pajamas,

It made Marceline blush,

Originally posted by adventuretime-gifs

Burning Low

Why does it feel like she’s referring this to Marceline? 

Originally posted by marcymania

Sky Witch 

Bonnie also sniffs it,

Originally posted by aart-angels


Originally posted by zelderonmorningstar


She’s really worried of what happen to Peebles 

Originally posted by charlesoberonn

She looks so worried when PB lost her kingdom to King of Ooo

So she is referring it to Marceline back at Burning Low where PB is telling Finn about “Responsibility Demands Sacrifice” It makes a lot of sense becase she used to have time to hangout with her but her kingdom kept on growing, leaving her to push her away, so she could protect her people. I’m trash 

Best duo 

Originally posted by nacapito

She hates when she cries

Originally posted by bytesofbubblegum

She just called her handwriting pretty and she likes it. SHE LIKES IT!

Omg, she’s apologizing to her for leaving her and even said “I pushed you away”, just her and no one else. GLOB DAMN THIS IS SO GOING TO CANNON!

And then Marceline comfort her and she made her open to others.


Originally posted by incrediblyfickle

Adventure Time Mini-series Stakes 

She looks so happy when she’s riding on Batceline in the opening

Originally posted by birdblinder

Bonnie will be the one to bury her to the ground 

Originally posted by imadeadwalker

Finn got DENIED! 

Originally posted by harryllewellyniv

Bonnie is holding Marcy when she was dying from poison

Originally posted by peppa-peggy

She’ll kick someone ass to save her

Originally posted by regressionsimulator

She’s even stressing out that Marcy was dying. Also she was dying in her arms!

She’ll be one to bury her to the ground but not yet

Originally posted by expertinawkward

Marcy is actually dreaming about being with Bonnibel. Also the dress represent funeral or even WEDDING in Korea 

Originally posted by themysteryoftheunknownuniverse

There’s no word to describe how gay this scene is

I really hope they’ll be a backstory episode them soon or later!

Originally posted by zelderonmorningstar

And then Bonnibel helped Marceline to grow up

Originally posted by ericthatguyyouknow

The Thin Yellow Line


Broke His Crown

I can’t believe Marceline invited Bonnibel to have dinner with her and the Ice King 

Originally posted by regressionsimulator

Bonnie just called her “girlfriend”, 

just like Korra said to Asami and look how did that turned out!

Originally posted by restingdadface

She’s holding her hand

Originally posted by vampyrphiles-sea-of-ships

Bonnie will try to get along with the Ice King for her!

Marcy is cleaning Bonnie and she doesn’t mind

Originally posted by antesdachuva

Marceline just made Bonnibel blush again

This looks like Bonnie is having dinner with her GF and her “dad”

I can’t believe Marceline let Bonnie rant in front of Simon and she smiled

When Simon ask that Bonnie has a boyfriend, she admittedly said “no”.

And then Bonnie smiled! 


Wtf, is Marcy singing about Bonnie because there’s an image of her and it looks like from the episode Sky Witch 

And at the end of the music video, there’s two people with long hair, holding hands and watching the sunset together which looks like to me it’s her and Bonnibel

For this LGBT month, I’ve decided to post this again but more evidence. I still hope that this will become cannon becuase of the many moments they had and it’s pretty convince that they should be together. With each season 7 has shown many interaction between these, so I’m hoping this will finally make it happen. I also hope their will Bubbline moments in The Music Hole. Also I’m trash and I hope this will be cannon!

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: why does howl's moving castle have no merch I mean like spirited away and my neighbor tortoro are amazing films and all but howl's moving castle was a gorgeously animated, funny, heartwarming movie and the only merch I ever see to find is calcifer spatulas and the occasional print for $150 I mean come on where are my t-shirts why is this movie so underrated
sneak peak of i’m not ashamed

SCENE ONE: long haired Rachel holds an fruit longingly while Token Goth Girl in a Christian Movie twaddles her fingers. They all have apples and nothing else. Just apples at this table. And everyone looks miserable.

OwO what’s this? She looks to the side and sees Rat Boy, Dildo Ebola, eating an orange. That’s the orange table, Rachel. We’re the apple table. We don’t associate with them. Why are they eating so much fruit? Why is he looking at her like that? Why is he looking at her at all? Why does he care?


fLUSTERED dylan suddenly turns to his orange

Yes… orange, very peely and orange. he is looking for anything to distract him from his boring red-shirted friend, who is staring lustfully at an apple, a probable symbolism of the girls at the Apple Table . 

“get rid of all the fat ugly retarted gross stupid weird nerd star wars fans old people nickelback fans bronies twihards people that arent i eric har” wAIT, this red shirted, hairy-armed chap must be Eric Hairless! Wonderful. He has a glass of apple juice, and an apple. What a rebellious choice from someone outside the Apple Table. Must symbolize what will happen to the people at the Apple Table. Eric you cruel monster….. you devil…. I cant even look at him and his ham sandwich. 

Dildo and random guy who i’m assuming is some sort of Brooks Brown character look at ranting child Eric with distaste. Is he done? Will he ever be done? Seems, upon closer inspection, Dylan is the only one eating an orange. Is every table the Apple Table? Does this symbolize how Dildo Memaw had no sense of belonging in the world? What the everloving fuck is Brooks Brown Guy wearing? 1950′s Grandpa pajamas? That’s not grunge at all. We have our first glance at the pristine white hats in the background. Our eric finishes his rant and looks at Dildo for validation. W-Was it cool, Dylan-senpai? OwO?

“y-yeah.” He stutters. Oh god. I can just smell Dave Cullen. What the fuck is he wearing??? Is that some kind of bondage harness? Or it could be just a keycard or something but to what? Weird design to it also.

Eric, finding validation in the y-yeah, continues on with his rant, looking up from his beloved apple to his gay lover. “Nobody is deserving of this planet,” he says “just me and who i chose.” FUNNY because I think i remember the quote being “Give the world back to the animals, they deserve it more than we do,” but of course they had to satan it up so people hated him more.

“send them all up to space”

“dude we can’t send them to space”

TWO trenchcoated figures appear in the background! We weren’t looking at Dylan and Eric the entire time! These inaccuracies weren’t actually inaccuracies. Thank you Dave. But they are. 

“look at these F AR T K N O CK ERS!!!”

alright, i’ll admit i lost my s h i t when he said that. Whhhhat? is that a slang for gay… because like, anal? Probably not. Probably a Christian censored version of ‘fag’ or something. So… it could be? I don’t know. It’s easier not to think about it….. they never said it…………………………………… they never said it….

“what’s up? F O U R E YE S” he pushes the trenchcoated chap into a table. 

He kinda just nudges him into the table, but he flies across the table, knocking everything over, breaking his spine and rendering him immobile for the rest of his life. Not really. But i’m sure Dave asked. By the way, yes, I’m sure Dave Cullen is involved with this movie. He can call me a dirtbag, but I know.

he gets up?

and falls to the ground, his trenchcoat goth friends dragging him away as Jock Stud over there kicks him. He has been rendered immobile for some reason. Everyone watches, amused. This always happens at 12:00. Same time every morning. It’s a spectacle.

come on bro, we gotta be gay somewhere else…. these heterosexuals don’t accept us.”


thanks, jock? is that even an insult? thanks for the motivation,

The jocks laugh in triumph, they have belittled another Goth. They’re so fucking cool, and they know it. There are many ways to wear a white hat, but they’re all wearing it at a 90 degree angle, pristine white like they soak them in bleach before they go to school, and backwards. 

they have this really long pan on this black kid. Eric’s face is wrinkled in distaste. I think this is the moment trying to signify that Eric is racist because he’s looking at the black bully distastefully. Alright, Christian Movie. Thanks for that.

Rachel giving the Lanza Stare™ to the Jocks. 

Who is this and why are him and Rachel making intimate eye contact? He looks like Dennis the Menace. Like who the fuck is this supposed to be. Also what shampoo does that other jock guy use? Damn


What I’m assuming is he’s one of Rachel’s friends that is trying to relapse and recover from his Jock Asshole ways but he can’t seem to quit. Rachel reminds him and he feels shame.

Back to the Sin Table, Dylan looks expectantly at Eric as he continues peeling his fucking orange. He expects him to be like I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY IF YOU EVER TOUCH HIM AGAIN ILL FRICKIN KILL YOU ILL PULL OUT A GODDAMN SHOTGUN AND BLOW YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAAAAHP but no, sadly, because that is not Eric’s true colors. That is his mobster alter-ego, Reb.

He looks like a thirty year old christian youth leader that’s newly married with a baby on the way. But he looks angry also… i guess?? I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.

he violently bangs his apple on the table. Damn, does he want to bang someone from the Apple Table on the table?/?/????? Where does his violence end

ooh dam, it got a broose. Also he’s fucking shredded. Why.

-the scene fades to black-

When Tina went to the docks to see off Newt – a man she’d begun to have feelings for, and who she thought she might never see again, or at least not for many years – she didn’t get dolled up in a fancy dress.  She wore same type of shirt and jacket she’d normally wear to work.  I think she might have been wearing some subtle lipstick, but other than that she’s got no makeup on.  I can’t quite articulate why this makes me so happy but it does.  Perhaps it’s because there’s something very strong about not feeling like you need to impress a man visually.  Because despite her vulnerability, she knew on some level that she was dazzling enough to impress him regardless.  Or maybe, it’s that she didn’t know that, but she was brave enough to risk it.

anonymous asked:

Today a woman was pouring herself coffee just as I was coming out with a new brew. She didn't seem happy with her cup so I told her she could get another cup of the new one. Now there's a really long drain across all the coffee urns and a small hole for a trash can at the end and instead of just dumping the coffee down the drain, she threw the whole cup in the garbage without a lid. Now whoever does the trash is going to have to deal with a mess if that bag breaks. Why? Why do people do this???

PREACH! Mother fucking preach! I clean trash at the clinic here and coffee pisses me off so much! That and chewing gum! I have spilled old coffee on myself from ripped bags and have gotten chewing gum stuck to my shirt a couple of times when lifting a larger bag out of a bin. Lid for the coffee(or dump it down the damn sink) and wrap your gum in tissue or the wrapper!  This is why I shower twice a day. T_T -Abby

anonymous asked:

Finn gets Poe's jacket, what does Rey always steal from Kylo's closet?

You have opened up such a magical world of possibilities with this ask Nonny! And after a long while of thinking and discussing with Lucy, we’ve come to a conclusion: EVERYTHING.

Rey is a scavenger. She’s used to taking what she needs.

Does she need a new shirt? Sniff test-YES. Yes she does. *raids Kylo’s closet* Kylo approves, she looks hot in his shirts.

Did she forget a pair of clean socks? Yes. Yes she did. *raids Kylo’s closet*
“Why are your socks so big?!”
“To fit my feet???”
“They go up to my knees!!”
“Well yes, I bought them for ME, Rey.”

Did her underwear get ruined in the nights activites? Yes. Yes they did. *throws something at him and raids Kylo’s closet for a pair of his boxers*
“Maker these are huge!!!”
“Rey, again. THEYRE TO FIT ME! We are not the same size!”

It gets to the point where if he wants to keep any of his clothing to himself, he has to begin keeping clothes her size in his closet.

Which she will of course ignore in favour of his clothing.

just came home from school and was greeted by my stepdad wearing a trump t-shirt. shocked and feeling like crying I asked my mum, “why the fuck is he wearing a trump t-shirt?” and she said, “I guess he likes him. he does have some good things to say.” 

a bit scared, very sad because I’ve lost my mum to my racist and hateful stepdad… what is going on, and keep in mind that I live in sweden so??? why why why??? oh and my stepdad is also a very big supporter of the racist  political party SD here in sweden so?!?!

The mind of a Swiftie

“Taylor Swift”

“I need to check tumblr”

“Why is Taylor never on tumblr when I am on tumblr?”

“Why isn’t the radio playing Taylor Swift?”

“Which Taylor Swift shirt should I wear?”

“I can’t wait another two years to see Taylor again”

“Is there even a ten minute version of All Too Well or was that all a lie?”

“I just need to hug Taylor right now”

“How does Taylor have time to sleep?”

“Why does Taylor wear heels when she is already tall?”

“How does she walk in those heels”

“Can I work for Taylor Nation?”

“I wonder what Taylor is doing right now”

“Taylor’s squad is flawless”

“How do people get so many notes on their posts?”

“Why do people hate Taylor Swift?”

Performer//A Disney Descendants Imagine

Anon said:  You’ve seen Descendants right? I was wondering if you could do one with Jay where the reader is the daughter of Cinderella and a bit of a rebel (hates the image her family has) and she’s a musician and a dancer and at one of her shows she does a cover of Puppeteer by MAX and jay sees her dancing and singing and immediately falls in love

Descendants is my fave oml


“So Chad has a sister?” Evie asked Doug. “Why haven’t we ever seen her?”

Doug snorted. “Yes you have. She just likes to pretend that she’s not related to him.”

“Who is she?” Mal asked.

“Have you seen the girl that always wears black jeans and combat boots and some kind of graphic t-shirt?”

“Oh, I know her,” Carlos said. “She’s cool.”

“She’s Chad’s sister? She’s the exact opposite of him,” Jay said.

“Yeah, she hates the prejudices that the kingdom has, so she does everything she can to rebel against her parents. But she’s a really good musician. Her shows are really awesome and her name is (Y/N). I think there’s one tomorrow, do you guys wanna go?”

“Sure, why not?” Evie said. “It sounds fun.”

“Yeah, I’m down,” Jay said.

“Me too,” Carlos chimed in. 

They all looked at Mal, who shrugged. 

“I guess if you all want to go, I might as well go too.”

“Cool. She said it was at the cafe at 7:30, so I’ll see you guys there?”


He kissed Evie on the cheek and left.

“So do you guys think this show is gonna be fun?” Evie asked. 

“I think it has potential to be awesome,” Jay said thoughtfully. “It all depends on the execution.”

The next night

The cafe was packed. It seemed that she really was popular.

“Hey guys!” (Y/N) said, jumping onto the stage. “How’s everyone doing tonight?”

The crowd cheered loudly.

“Okay, so I’m gonna kick this off with a cover of one of my favorite songs. How many of you know the song Puppeteer by MAX?”

There was another cheer. 

She grinned. “Then let’s get this party started!”

A pounding drum beat started.

“You’re dripping fire tonight. You’re like a miracle, you got me feeling so.”

She started dancing while she sang, and Jay found himself unable to look away from her. She was amazing.

“I think Jay has a crush,” Mal said.

“Are you kidding?” Carlos said. “He totally does! She can dance, she can sing, and she’s gorgeous. He’s totally in love with her.”

Evie giggled. “The real question is if he’s gonna do anything about it.”

Part Two

Inspired by @vaporeox

Apparently Dijkstra has a wife and kids. Imagine him inviting Phil to meet them for whatever reason (it would have to be some sort of work reason) and not knowing about the kids. And the wife is so fucking fed up with her.

Philippa: “Holy fuck that’s yours??”
Dijkstra: “Yes…I think. Probably. I’m not here a lot, and I don’t really care.”

*steers away from the kids at first*

At the end of the week Dijkstra’s wife is ready to strangle her because of the chaos she causes. 

Wife: “You summoned an eldritch to piss on the Henderson’s roses because they didn’t like your hair.”

Wife: “Why does my toddler son have rips in the back of his shirt?”
Phil: “Uh, yeah, long story short,he wanted to see if I could lift him as an owl. Turns out I can.”
She could, and both her and the kid ended up having a lot of fun.

Phil: “Holy shit you made brownies Dijkstra??? Lemme lick the spoon.”
*licks spoon*
Wife: “Aren’t you going to share with the kids?”
Phil: “No. Why would I?”

Somewhere in the yard a child is flapping his arms and screaming that he’s a bird too.

Dijkstra: “Oh, Phil was working on a trade agreement. When she gets frustrated she turns into an owl and screams. You learn to ignore it.”

Wife: “Even the kids have to get dressed on the weekends? You can’t just wear pajamas!”
Dijkstra: “She’s right you know. She isn’t a kid.”

Wife: “You’re in time out!”
Wife: “I meant my son, who just got into a fight with his sister.”

Just Friends (With Benefits) PART FOUR

Part One / Part Two / Part Three

After their rude awakening of Mor storming in to ask Feyre why she was still in bed when it was almost midday, Feyre and Rhys were quick to get out of bed. 

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Anon requested a patrochilles AU on 'Why does no one tell me when we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a 'say hey if you’re gay' T-shirt and batman boxers'

•In this, Patroclus’ mother has a long-term friend who comes over quite a lot who she met at a kindergarten meeting
•This friend is Thetis, mother of a boy around Pat’s age who is a good childhood friend of his
•Pat has had countless of childhood crushes on Achilles in the years they’ve known each other, but hasn’t seen him in quite some time because of the other’s sport career
•He’s out on his high school, and his family, but he has been unable to tell Achilles yet, though his mum knows
•Then one morning, after a week full of tests, he gives himself a day off where he walks in pajamas all day and does nothing but watch movies
•he’s about to walk into the kitchen to get breakfast (while still too tired to really focus on his surroundings) when he notices how the noises of voices have stopped
•He turns around to see his mother, Thetis, and Achilles at the kitchen table with a cup of tea, and turns around completely so they can read the shirt his friend Briseis had given to him as a joke saying ‘say hey if you’re gay’
•He turns bright red as he glances at Achilles who seems to have only gotten even more handsome in the years they’ve not seen each other
•Lucky for him, Achilles has had his fair share of crushes on the other, and as he sees him, sleepy and with his hair such a cute mess, he can do nothing but stare
•His mum is still quietly embarrassed by him, and she tries to find the words to excuse his behaviour, but she’s interrupted
•Because Achilles looks the other pointedly in the eyes and grins and says ‘hey’
•Pat can barely stutter back a 'hey’ before he runs off because he’s honestly so flustered and oh dear lord he was dressed so badly
•Way for a good first impression, Pat
•Achilles rushes to his room though, and it’s not long before the two mothers hear rushed words, and then it’s suddenly quiet
•The two don’t leave the room until two hours later, both with red heads and very red lips, and with the other’s number in their phones

BTS in Walmart
  • V: I just need to get more eyeliner.
  • Jin: Okay I'll be here in the food aisle be careful!
  • Jungkook: Why does that man have a goat?
  • Rapmonster: *Sees guy wearing a sailor moon costume* *Nods*
  • J-hope: *In dog aisle* *Sees a dog toy that looks like a horse* *Single tear* My brother
  • Jimin: *Sees guy on protein shake* My abs are better
  • Suga: Nah.
  • Jimin: Okay.... *lifts up shirt* LOOK AT THESE!
  • Suga: I see them.
  • Jin: Oh my god she shouldn't be wearing that there's kids here! oh my god wheres V? *Covers Jungkooks eyes*
  • Jungkook: I'm 18 now! *removes Jins hands* *Sees the lady* *moves jin hands back*
  • Jin: Rapmonster! Go find V!
  • Rapmonster: Got it! *Finds V* FOR FUCKS SAKE V
  • V: *Drawing all over the aisle with lipstick* I thought this aisle needed more decorations
  • Rapmonster: *Faceplam*
  • ~in the car~
  • Jin: Never again.

Imagine if for each of the raptors birthdays Owen would get them a treat or a toy to mess around with and rip to shreds.

For Blue he got her a free pas to hunting in the forest for a day “in the fenced off area Owen-”
“Yeah yeah I know”

Charlie received any and all unique things he could find that peaked her higher avian interest
“That’s a poptart wrapper-”
“But she loves it.”

Delta would get a whole container full of meat to munch on all day.
“Is that deer meat-”
“It’s not even native to the island-”
“Neither is she.”

And Echo would just be walked around and she’d randomly just stare at things and make noises so Owen would buy them for her.
“Why does she have shirts.”
“She wanted them.”
“She can’t wear them-”

nickel-back-dat-sass-up  asked:

Hiya! could I get a bts reaction for when they have a huge crush on you but you have a boyfriend and then they meet them and realize that your boyfriend is a jerk?

Jin: *tries not to fight a bitch* “I’m sorry, who are you talking to like that?” 

her bf is joonie lmao

Suga: Wait, WHAT? She chose this over me?

Namjoon: Who is this idiot? Why is she with him?

J-Hope: *bf says something douchey* “I’m sorry, what was that?”

Jimin: I could take him. *rips his shirt off*

V: *does not understand anything, reevaluates entire life*

Jungkook: That is my competition? 

~ admin ariel

what kind of impractical nonsensical fugly costume is that supposed to be??

im not a costume designer this is only my personal opinion and i might as well be wrong about everything i say but like i wanna talk about this anyway so forgive me if everything i say is bullshit lmao

first why so many layers? how does she move? her shirt looks so tight it must keep her blood from circulating correctly and hurt when she moves her arms or does whatever post apocalyptic activity shes supposed to be doing…

and shes wearing 2 skirts maybe more and the one under looks like its made of velvet which is like super heavy?? now that seems pretty impractical in an environment where survival is the main goal and you gotta move quickly and be as efficient as possible… i know she comes from the sea and lived a different lifestyle but shes been with skykru a few days and ? they took her on this mission they couldve landed her something a bit more practical and comfortable idk? (plus i dont even remember her arriving with that outfit but im not sure so)

also the sewing details on the dress look ? too artificial like it was made in a factory or something and while it couldve been some remains of the past it also looks not worn out by time, too shiny, too new… idk it doesnt make sense to me? plus if you want to do sewing you might wanna start by fixing all the torn up edges of your clothes before starting with the fantasies

and also her greenish sleeve ?? it looks like its made out of a fabric that shouldnt even exist in a post apocalyptic world? that stuff wouldve been so worn out, burnt even, or torn apart… and the folds are still holding which?? how??? after so many years it shouldnt remain like this?

also her tie and dye makes as much sense as clarkes red hair last season if not less….

and aesthetically speaking the whole outfit looks like it was designed by someone who still lives in the early 2000s and decided to add a touch of “i havent washed my clothes in 3 years” to it

but thats just my opinion

They don’t know how, they still can’t believe it, but the pregnancy tests (all three of them at Scully’s insistence) were positive. It’s a sunny Sunday and she doesn’t have a shift at the hospital. They’re laying on the grass outside the unremarkable house, bare-footed and carefree, and he’s watching her breathe in the spring air with her eyes closed. She does not stir when he inches her shirt up towards her ribs to expose her pale stomach. He traces the contours of her hip bones, the swirl of her bellybutton. He plucks green blades from the ground and she smiles, eyelids still shut, as she feels him drawing an X with the grass on her rapidly growing belly.

This is their favourite X-file.