but why couldn't this have been real

  • Aku: Why doesn't the hero reveal himself and tell us all your real name. You do have a name...?
  • Samurai Jack: My name is Samurai.
  • Aku: How dare you show your back to me, SLAVE. You will remove your helmet and tell me your name...
  • Samurai Jack: My name is known as Samurai Jack. Brother to the Shaolin Monks, liberator of archaeologist dogs, loyal servant to the forces of good. Son of a dethroned emperor, subject of an enslaved people and I will end your evil in this time or my own.