Teaching pennywise how to kiss HC? I can't get enough of first kiss fluff it's such a cute concept
Ohhhh!! I love clueless Penny!! I’m gonna write an actual fic for this:
So you and pennywise are watching Stranger Things at your place
(Oops yes I did)
and you get the the part where eleven and mike kiss and Penny just goes rigid.
He sits up straight from his slouched position on the couch and he just looks at you and back at the tv and back at you and ba-
You put your hand on his shoulder and ask “Pen, honey you good?”
He just smashes his hand down on your leg and stares at you and he goes
“I thought you humans didn’t eat eachother, why are they doing that??AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN THAT LOVE THING LIKE US?? DO I HAVE TO EAT YOU!? I don’t wanna eat you..!”
He’s whimpering and you can see like tears in his eyes at this point and he’s hyperventilating.
You just squint at him, “Penny, have you never heard of kissing?”
“No, doofus, kissing. We do it when we love someone wanna be close to them.” You laugh. You can tell he’s trying to understand but he’s obviously very confused. You both sit there for a minute in silence as the clown tries to work the idea trough his head. His eyes light up and he turns to you.
“Can we kissing?” you can feel your cheeks grow warm and you snicker at his mess up. “I mean we’re in love I think, and I really like being close to you.” He says softly, scooting closer until you can feel his warm breath in your hair.
You nod your head and he does that happy little giggle. Flustered, you stretch upwards to him because he’s ridiculously taller than you even when sitting. Despite your effort, you barely get a peck on his red lips. Penny sees you struggle so he leans back down into the couch so you can reach him better.
Suddenly, he pulls you into his lap and smiles. Obviously, being in this position facing him makes you even more red in the face. You lean into him and carefully place your mouth inches away from his. His heart beats quickly under your palm and you can tell he’s nervous. The clown does the unexpected and makes the first move, his soft lips mushed to yours in a confused manner. Admittedly you’d never kissed before either so that made this trickier.
You decide to just roll with it and do your best to copy what you’ve seen in media. Eventually you two get the hang of it and you end up making out, most likely incorrectly. Penny moves his hand up to touch your back but instead knocks over the bowl of popcorn sitting next to him, causing you both to stop and enter hysterics.
You shovel it all back into the bowl knowing he isn’t picky at all and hand it to him. “Wow pen, that was a bit more than kissing. People usually don’t do that unless they get sexual.” You laugh, jokingly winking at him.
“What’s a sexual?”