but where do i put it

anonymous asked:

Teaching pennywise how to kiss HC? I can't get enough of first kiss fluff it's such a cute concept

Ohhhh!! I love clueless Penny!! I’m gonna write an actual fic for this:


So you and pennywise are watching Stranger Things at your place
(Oops yes I did)
and you get the the part where eleven and mike kiss and Penny just goes rigid.
He sits up straight from his slouched position on the couch and he just looks at you and back at the tv and back at you and ba-
You put your hand on his shoulder and ask “Pen, honey you good?”

He just smashes his hand down on your leg and stares at you and he goes

“I thought you humans didn’t eat eachother, why are they doing that??AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN THAT LOVE THING LIKE US?? DO I HAVE TO EAT YOU!? I don’t wanna eat you..!”

He’s whimpering and you can see like tears in his eyes at this point and he’s hyperventilating.

You just squint at him, “Penny, have you never heard of kissing?”

“Kid sing?”

“No, doofus, kissing. We do it when we love someone wanna be close to them.” You laugh. You can tell he’s trying to understand but he’s obviously very confused. You both sit there for a minute in silence as the clown tries to work the idea trough his head. His eyes light up and he turns to you.

“Can we kissing?” you can feel your cheeks grow warm and you snicker at his mess up. “I mean we’re in love I think, and I really like being close to you.” He says softly, scooting closer until you can feel his warm breath in your hair.

You nod your head and he does that happy little giggle. Flustered, you stretch upwards to him because he’s ridiculously taller than you even when sitting. Despite your effort, you barely get a peck on his red lips. Penny sees you struggle so he leans back down into the couch so you can reach him better.

Suddenly, he pulls you into his lap and smiles. Obviously, being in this position facing him makes you even more red in the face. You lean into him and carefully place your mouth inches away from his. His heart beats quickly under your palm and you can tell he’s nervous. The clown does the unexpected and makes the first move, his soft lips mushed to yours in a confused manner. Admittedly you’d never kissed before either so that made this trickier.

You decide to just roll with it and do your best to copy what you’ve seen in media. Eventually you two get the hang of it and you end up making out, most likely incorrectly. Penny moves his hand up to touch your back but instead knocks over the bowl of popcorn sitting next to him, causing you both to stop and enter hysterics.

You shovel it all back into the bowl knowing he isn’t picky at all and hand it to him. “Wow pen, that was a bit more than kissing. People usually don’t do that unless they get sexual.” You laugh, jokingly winking at him.

“What’s a sexual?”

Tbh I actually love customer service when the customers treat me Well! I don’t mind the dumb repetitive jokes or anything.

Unfortunately, people aren’t always in a good mood. Just today ( 09/16) a woman came in to the grocery store I’m a cashier at and put her items on my till. The cashiers usually bag for customers where I work, but if they want to bag themselves we don’t mind.
I had scanned one (1) item and she started bagging kinda aggressively, but I just ignored it. At the end, I told her the total and she goes “oh yeah? Well I just need to finish bagging. Do you guys not pack anymore?”
I apologized but she just snapped “I didn’t think your boss let someone that lazy work here!”
She complained to my supervisor and they took her side and I got a talking to. if I wasn’t leaving in a week, I would have been really upset . Fml.

Since I’ve Been Loving You (Part 1)

Originally posted by bringmesomepie56

Summary: After Dean helps the reader out of a bad situation, they embark on a new part of their relationship. The only problem is Dean is nowhere to be found…

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Pairing: cop!Dean x cop!reader

Word Count: 1,500ish

Warnings: language, implied past abusive relationship

A/N: Very special thank you to @emilywritesaboutdean for beta’ing and helping me think of doing a collab on this one…

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sflor018  asked:

Sprace-- • Character B bleeding heavily while Character A tries to staunch the blood but Character B is more concerned about the fact that stoic Character A is sobbing and panicking

So, I’m finishing up that Spot and Crutchie as brothers fic, but until I posted that, I figured I should at least put something else out there. Sorry I haven’t been posting as much. College started back up and that Spot and Crutchie thing has gotten hella long and in-depth and has been taking most of my time. Anyway, without further ado, some Sprace.

TW: Blood, stab wounds.



He wasn’t supposed to have had a knife.

It wasn’t as if Race had been doing anything wrong. Not this time, at least. There were countless times that he had deserved to be beat up, where he deserved the black eye or the split lip that the rest of the newsboys would mock him for–though, Race could always hear the concern in their jabs. If he had actually been fooling around, swindling someone, then maybe it would have made the attack moderately okay. But, Race hadn’t been in the wrong this time.

However, it only took one time for the past, the future, to be carved into cold, unyielding stone. One millisecond, one split-second of hesitation, and suddenly–change. There are innumerable moments, indiscernible from their harmless counterparts, when the entirety of history rests, uneasy, on an apex. Only the slightest breeze, the softest breath will alter the course.

October 15th, 1899.

The sky thrummed with tension, with expectancy. Events brewed together, smoking and scalding. Danger, inescapable. Fate turned her head and held her breath.

It would not be her that stirred the future forward.

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Tbh I actually love customer service when the customers treat me Well! I don’t mind the dumb repetitive jokes or anything.

Unfortunately, people aren’t always in a good mood. Just today ( 09/16) a woman came in to the grocery store I’m a cashier at and put her items on my till. The cashiers usually bag for customers where I work, but if they want to bag themselves we don’t mind.
I had scanned one (1) item and she started bagging kinda aggressively, but I just ignored it. At the end, I told her the total and she goes “oh yeah? Well I just need to finish bagging. Do you guys not pack anymore?”
I apologized but she just snapped “I didn’t think your boss let someone that lazy work here!”
She complained to my supervisor and they took her side and I got a talking to. if I wasn’t leaving in a week, I would have been really upset . Fml.

Commission Information Update

Hi you guys! Before I get into these updates let me apologize for not being clear of whether I would be open for commissions as well as not getting back to those who were interested in commissions. I’m sorry it took so long to give you guys an update on my prices. Additionally, the reason it took so long was because I wanted to make sure my prices were proportional to the amount of time I worked on a piece. These prices are more expensive than what I had originally put down, but I hope this would not disinterest you from wanting commissions (though its understandable if you do become disinterested). I just wanted to give you all a heads up before commissioning me. 

Now for these updates!!!

  • As I said above the my rates have increased
  • I removed the following categories concerning commissions in my normal style:
    • flat/cell shading
    • line art
  • For Chibi Style pieces I removed the following:
    • pixel style
    • line art
  • Please tell me where you would like me to send you updates on pieces (email, tumblr, skype, etc.)
  • No NSFW content (I’m going to have to put my foot down on this one I’m sorry y’all)

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If I may ask could I have an imagine with Toujou Kirumi, Ouma Kokichi, Amami Rantarou, Saihara Shuuichi and Korekiyo Shinguuji reacting and dealing with a s/o who is suicidal and has mental break downs when someone raises their voice? My apologies if this is a overly specific request. Thank you so much, your blog is amazing.

I hope this will suffice. I’m putting this under a cut due to references to suicide.

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🍑  you can’t hear me, but I’m singing to you right now 🍑

Happy birthday to the pettiest peach prince, you’ve worked so hard to get to where you are today and always put in 100% to whatever you do~here’s to another year of eye wrinkles, sass, teasing the maknae, JJ crossing, recommending books, acting, thoughtfulness, and much more! You deserve all the books and meat in the world, thanks for being you!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍑💘💖🎂

anonymous asked:

please do something where it's 17th century pennywise and he's experimenting with forms and he meets reader and she's infatuated with him because the 'real monsters' are the colonizers and everyone thereffjdk

Hello! I’m going to put this request as inspiration for an upcoming fic I wanna do, which will be titled Animals. :) Thank you!

anonymous asked:

Are u trans?

Nope! I’m cis, I just put my pronouns in my bio anyway so people won’t worry about what they should use?

I know for me, personally, I always use they/them unless the person specifies. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

So, I’m a cisgender, pansexual girl.

Imagine me doing jazz hands.

At The Gym

Anonymous asked: Hi lovely! How about a Sandor modern fic where they both go to the same gym and as soon as he walks in she leaves. she’s embarrassed to work out front of him because she thinks he’s hot but he thinks it’s him putting her off….I’ll let you do the rest! Awkward Modern Sandor is my favourite!!

Part 1/3 I do not own Sandor. He belongs to George R.R.Martin.

Warnings: awkward fluff, Modern AU

Pairings: Sandor Clegane x fem!reader

Originally posted by thronescastdaily

You were panting as you continued your treadmill run. You were hoping to be done soon. He was going to be there soon. You didn’t know his name or anything else about him. You only knew that you went to the same gym and that he was hot. Tall, built like an ox, and quiet. He came in, did his work out and left. He didn’t talk really to anyone. What he did do, however, was distract you from your own work out.

              The first day you’d ended up at the gym together, you were on the treadmill while he was lifting weights. His back was to you and you could see every muscle moving through his tight workout shirt. You nearly fell off the treadmill that first day. You were so embarrassed, you almost didn’t finish your workout. You’d never been distracted by a guy during a workout before. Since that day, you tried to get your exercise in before he arrived, typically leaving as he was walking in.

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NEVER say ANY negative comments towards DC vs Marvel on tumblr or any social media…or anywere where there is a lot of fanboys. The backlash and trolling I get from sharing my personal opinion was brutal. Thats why I dont do reviews anymore aand mostly just post pictures and leave it at that. If only you see the brutality I get because I dont like Defenders or Inhumans… heh. Guess what I’m clearly a fan of both. Don’t have to like everything they put out. I was foolish and it will never happen again…

Guess who Ive got~~

Shes adorable.

Aww Nick youre so tolerant of her.

!!!! 2hyped

Mad cute.

Aww… hes so sad Tony likes someone elses magic….

Reminds me of the scene in Kingsman but it probably wouldnt end in buttsex….

Or at least not Natashas butt. Good luck Tony.

I love how they just are each others hype men.

Brilliant.

I HAVE ANGERED THE GOAT MAN.

…Tony… hes an actual king I think….

I was finally able to put Nessie where I wanted.

…Tasha… your lack of stealth disturbs me. I expect someone like Tony to go UNDERCOVER as a fucking king… but YOU…

And Steve… WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING THERE…

Are they spying on Steve…

IS STEVE THE RAT

… and here I thought he was just a snake…

Shigaraki’s Hands

Where do they come from? Now of course the obvious answer is from the people he has killed. But, he’s totally killed more people than that.

So how does he choose which hands to keep? And to wear? Is it random? Does he only keep people he knew? Were they all targets? Does he only keep ones who put up a good fight? Does he only keep enough to wear? Or does he just have a drawer full of hands that he chooses from each morning?

“I think I’ll have Dave on the right forearm today”

YUUGEKI SPOILER CONTENT

stage Yuugeki spoiler (not much text, mostly screenshots (mainly Shoutarou of course)

I put everything under cut so it’s up to anyone to view it or not

>Part 1

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You naughty boys

Was at the bus stop where I overheard sec sch boys talking about IG profiles of gals. How they cannot “resist” after seeing the photos.

So why not let me know some of the IGs that you guys cannot “resist”?

Let me know the IG profiles below in the link, and I shall do the collating and share with you guys whats the top 3.

*Edit: Please put IG profile name for easy collating

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdCGIOpOFoI4WhFb6fZ79HPkspuJjV7CLgkbVUX9_OpnKCzCQ/viewform?usp=sf_link

Wait wait no Will was here since freshman year.??? Do I have my years wrong??

Idk man I was watching an old video and Ellie just shouted “Will where’d we put the flashcards??” But we were in 9th grade

So then like, I guess Nageki and I were first semester freshman year and Will was March the same year..? Does that sound right?? Huh