but when i got to the end of hbp

summersquashpatch  asked:

HP: 3, 5, 7, 13, 17, 30 :3

3. Which is your favourite book and why?

Prisoner of Azkaban. I’m not 100% sure WHY, but maybe because it’s at a point where the series hasn’t gotten too sad yet, we get new, interesting classes (with one taught by Professor Hagrid!), and there’s a lot of my boy Lupin in it. (honorable mentions go to OotP and HBP…although tbqh I just really love books 2-6). There’s a lot to like about this one.

5. Which scene was left out of the films that you think should have been included?

I got asked this twice, which is gr9 because I get to answer it twice! (here’s the other one)

So much from GoF, including:

  • Blast-ended skrewts
  • SPEW
  • Harry and Ron sword-fighting with fake wands when they should be paying attention in class

It was the second-longest book, but I’m pretty sure it was the shortest movie, which is MALARKY

7. In your opinion, what was an Iconic Moment™?

“You don’t have to call me ‘sir,’ Professor.” *Kill Bill sirens in the distance*

13. If you could swap one dead character for one character that survived, would would you revive and who would you kill?

Omg Umbridge in exchange for Lupin for sure. Or Lupin and Tonks, like they’re a package deal, right? So I can swap her for both of them. (let me have this)

17. What is your OTP, nOTP, brOTP and OT3?

Tbh I never really gotten too into HP shipping? Like what usually happens is that something becomes canon, and I go, “yeah, ok” and keep reading.

The only ship that truly matters to me is Arthur + Molly Weasley (EDIT, I lied Scorpius/Albus 5ever). I do like Lavender/Parvati, Dean/Seamus, and Luna/Neville too tho. And I ended up liking Lupin/Tonks because my faves got married?? Which was unexpected but kind of gr9?? (Can I cheat and say Jacob/Queenie from fbawtft too?)

As for notps: any time anyone pairs someone with someone way too young for them (especially student/teacher, fuckin YIKES y’all) or with someone who is awful to them.

All of the friendships are very important to me, but I particularly like that Hermione and Ginny are good good bros.

And idk about ot3s? I’ve never given that any thought.

30. If you could ask JKR one question, what would it be?

“Jo what the fuck”

Ron has this adorable habit of accidentally complimenting Hermione

PS:

“Ten weeks,” Hermione snapped. “That’s not ages, that’s like a second to Nicolas Flamel.”

“But we’re not six hundred years old,” Ron reminded her. “Anyway, what are you studying for, you already know it all.”

OP: 

“You’re so naive,” said Ron, “you think just because you’re all honourable and trustworthy -”

HBP:

“Hermione, will you shut up, you’re not the only one who’s nervous!” barked Ron. “And when you’ve got your eleven ‘Outstanding’ OWLs…”

DH:

“I notice I’m always the one who ends up sorting out the food, because I’m a girl, I suppose!“

“No, it’s because you’re supposed to be the best at magic!” shot back Ron.

Reading/watching Harry Potter back to back
  • PS/CoS: Omg this is so magical, such an amazing story and everything is working out in the end, I love it.
  • PoA: wow this is getting a bit serious now, learning about about Harry's parents, the marauders and James and Lily's death. i'm glad Sirius is okay though, another happy ending.
  • GoF: shit, someone is dead now, Voldemort is back, I guess things are gonna change now, at least Harry has still got Sirius to talk to and still has his friends by his side
  • OotP: WHY THE FUCK DID HE HAVE TO DIE WHEN DID THIS SHIT GET SO SERIOUS I REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN A FUCKING SNAKE WAS ALL WE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT NOW ITS LORD VOLDY HIMSELF AND THE FACT THAT LITERALLY NO ONE BELIEVES THAT HE IS BACK
  • HBP: BLOODY HELL NOW DUMBLEDORE IS DEAD, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK DUMBLEDORE CAN'T DIE, IF DUMBLEDORE ISN'T SAFE NO ONE IS, WHO THE FUCK IS NEXT, CAN I JUST GO BACK THE HARRY'S FIRST YEAR WHEN MY ONLY WORRY WAS WHO WAS GONNA WIN A QUIDDITCH MATCH
  • DH: WELL EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD, SO AM I.I FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT WHY DID IT HAVE TO RUIN MY LIFE WHY DID IT HAVE TO END Wait...what...holy shit...it's the end...it's 19 years later...my babies have all grown up...like I've gone through the series over 15 times but...it's over...again...what am I doing with my life...Harry Potter is over again...it's all finished...it's like all my best friends have just died all at once...I'll never get to see them again *crawls into fetal position in a dark room and begins to rock back and forth for many hours*
  • The next day:
  • Me: So who's up for the Harry Potter series again, I know I am!
I feel like Seamus and Dean weren't together until after Dean broke up with Ginny, or it would've got in the book somehow. I think that they always liked each other, a bit like Ron and Hermione, but then they ended up realising they were totally in love with each other. I think they probably got together end of HBP/start of DH when it all started getting bad.