but whatevers man

“One might simplify this by saying: men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at. This determines not only most relations between men and women but also the relation of women to themselves. The surveyor of woman in herself is male: the surveyed female. Thus she turns herself into an object – and most particularly an object of vision: a sight.“

anonymous asked:

thanks arc! and i 100% agree aliens shouldn't have human reproductive systems. like the fandom i'm talking about one of the characters in the ship is a fucking shapeshifting alien and all people ever do is give him a slightly bigger than normal human dick and i'm like!!!! c'mon my pals have some fun. but yeah thanks i'm gonna go and think about what fun things i want to do with my alien boy.

SHAPESHIFTING. oh man that is loaded with fun potential. have fun, anon, that sounds awesome. 8)

  • Goku: We need you to participate in the Tournament of Power; if we lose, the universe will be erased!
  • 17: Whatever man, we're all fated to die eventually anyway.
  • Goku: Also you can wish for mad cash if you win.
  • 17: Hell yeah count me in.

anonymous asked:

IM PRETTY SURE CAMILA FINISHED THE ALBUM AND I AM NOT FUCKING READY BITCHES TEA IS GOING TO BE SERVED even though Camila isn't like that but whatever man

man i don’t want tea

When you can’t even run a defamation campaign right

UPDATE: unfortunately, this is a defamation campaign “done right”, as there was no mix-up of people. Regardless, whatever past this man might have, he’s still not the guilty part here.

Original post below.

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After the United Airlines thing (article if you missed it here), you might have seen some press outlets run bullshit articles like these:

You know, the usual racist behaviour in these kind of situations, white people who go on killing sprees get “he was a really nice man, but mentally disturbed?? no idea” while everyone else gets “HE WAS NO ANGEL!!!

Here’s the thing though.

This is the guy the smear articles are talking about.

This is the guy who was dragged off the plane.

See the difference?

David A. Dao vs. David T. D. Dao.

United Airlines can’t even run a smear campaign properly. Two Asian doctors, registered in different states, and they manage to do this.

Hopefully those sleazy press outlets get hit with libel lawsuits!

EDIT: And of course, it goes without saying that even IF the accusations were true, that it’s completely irrelevant to what happened on the plane.

(thanks to @MarkTranSD for pointing this out

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a soft and beautiful man and the sharp asshole that lives in his house

okay hear me out: 

you know those photo series that are like “In The Running For The Next Spiderman/Young Han Solo/Bachelor/Prince Eric/Property Brother”

and it’s just like nine generically handsome brunet white men that might all be Henry Cavill or might all be Matt Bomer or might all be the photogenic runner guy from 2012 for all we know but it’s impossible to tell because they are just so generic?

and you know how nobody really remembers what Moist von Lipwig (slash Albert Spangler where applicable) actually looks like, they just remember the gold hat, or the glasses, or the bountiful ear hair?

what I want is an adaptation where Moist, whenever he’s being an anonymous face or The Man in the Golden Suit or Albert Spangler, is played by a series of generically handsome brunet white men who are swapped out shot-to-shot.

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a guy not very concerned about his serial killer roommate

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I need a hug

“But I-”

“Maybe you don’t, but I need one.”

“Oh. Okay.”

Please consider the fact that-- even while fighting Zarkon and his massive forces, even when they might never see Earth again, even when he suspects he’s Galra and doesn’t know his parents--Keith’s single biggest fear was that Shiro wouldn’t approve of him. That Shiro would leave him.

And yet at the end of s2 that’s exactly what happens.

S3 Keith is going to be a mess, y’all. A. Mess.

and I can’t wait.