but whatever here you go!

anonymous asked:

YOU help me smile every day i love how enthusiastic you are AND I WISH TO BE LILE THIS VUT IM not in a happy place right now so I'm LUCKY I HAVE YOU TO HELP ME AND IM sorry I'm anonymus I'm really anxious about talking about this bUT I LOVE YOU AND YOUR JEFFERSON/MADDISON COMIC AND EVERY OTHER THING YOU POST ♡♡♡♡♡♡

OMFG YOU MAKE ME SMILE ;___; And don’t worry, one day you’ll be as ridiculous as me and then you’ll be like ‘whoa ____ tone it down you look like you’re crazy’ 

I’m so sorry for whatever bad things you’re going through, but I’m here if you ever need any words of encouragement to keep going. Everyone needs that sometimes. ;___;

oMFG I’M SO GLAD THAT IT MAKES YOU HAPPY AND THAT YOU ARE LIKE SO SWEET AND KIND THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORDS YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH THEY M E A N TO ME

Even if the place you’re in is unhappy now, it will get better. I promise it will, so don’t ever give up on the hope that it will. Without these bad things you’re going through right now, you’d never learn to appreciate the small happinesses we’re granted in life. (Kind of like you can’t appreciate winning if you never lose)

Just keep doing your best to survive each day, I’ll keep trying to give you stuff to smile about. ;___; <3 Thank you for reaching out to me even if it made you anxious cos your words made my heart happy. 

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He gave me 19 caps and then ascended to heaven. 

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“I did it for you.”

worship, an epiphany, and hair

Otp Moments ~ Prompts

“I fell into your lap on accident oh god you’re so close now I can’t breathe”

“You’re cutting my hair and I’m trying not to focus on your hands in my hair and your breath on my neck”

“I scraped my knee and now your fixing it up and I swear if you don’t stop running your hands over my leg I will kick you”

“We may or may not be hiding in a locker and we may or may not be squished against each other”

“Hold me I’m cold…oh god you are VERY close is that my heart or freaking sonic stuck in my chest”

“Hey, you got something on your face let me get it for you, wait oh crap”

“We’re doing that trusting exercise of staring at each other for 5 minutes and the tension between us is suffocating”

“Here I’ll help you, I know first aid, just sit still”

“This sofa is very small and our legs are brushing and our shoulders touching and now you’re whispering something in my ear I can’t handle this”

“I did NOT mean to lean into you I just saw something okay I SWEAR”

“You tried to reach across me but your face got really close to mine and now we’re just staring at each other”

“I’m going to teach you how to dance, come here”

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So I’ve always been obsessed with @modmad ‘s art style and her comics, and to sorta congratulate her on her awesome kickstarter for TPOH, I wanted to draw her a little MagicStone! (Also I just wanted an excuse to draw Gladstone’s hair but woah woops it turned into this, great)

College Packing Do’s and Don’ts

I am currently working on an exhaustive college packing list printable, which will hopefully go out next week. But today, I thought I would do a teaser post including some items that you absolutely should or should not bring to your dorm! 

General Advice

Look at what is going to be in your room first, and don’t start buying until then. For example, if your room has a trashcan, you don’t need to bring an additional trash can.  

Do’s

  • Organizers for around your room. Go to the dollar store and pick out lots of plastic organizers, bins, and baskets for around your room. The key to keeping such a small space like a dorm room clean is making sure everything has a place. Things like school supplies, makeup, keys, random samples, etc. all need a place to live or else your room will get chaotic.
  • Bath robe and shower shoes. I know, saying you need shower shoes is kind of beaten to death at this point. But seriously, don’t even go into the bathroom without flip flops on. And a bath robe is just nice, so that you don’t have to walk around in a towel.
  • Kettle and mini fridge. Save a ton of money by making your own instant coffee or tea in the morning. And having a mini fridge is a necessity for water, snacks, and alcohol. I recommend getting one with a freezer!
  • Fan. This depends on how old your school is, but many res buildings don’t have air conditioning.
  • Cleaning supplies. You’ll want a few supplies on hand to keep your room clean, namely a duster, Windex, and Lysol wipes. However, that is basically all you will need. You don’t need to bring your own broom and vacuum.
  • Batteries, extension cords, and surge protectors. Until you get to the room, you won’t know how your outlets are set up, so extension cords might be a necessity. Batteries and surge protectors are just necessities.
  • Documents, like health and insurance information, your SIN number, and copies of your res agreement. If you need to pick up a prescription or apply for a job, you will need these important documents!
  • First aid kit. Get a pencil case or makeup bag and fill it with the first aid essentials. Pain killers, Polysporin, Band-Aids, Midol, an Ace bandage, etc. But just like with cleaning supplies, don’t go to crazy with things you won’t actually use.

Don’ts

  • Extra furniture and storage, at least until you have done a room tour. I always see packing lists saying to bring an ottoman or a beanbag chair. I disagree. Your room will probably already be cramped, and you will end up sitting on your bed all the time anyways. When it comes to storage, most dorm rooms actually have quite a bit. Having giant Rubbermaid bins and rolling storage carts might just be a waste of space. 
  • Microwave or hot plate. There will likely be a microwave and even a stove on your floor. A microwave takes too much space, and a hot plate is a fire hazard in a small room. You won’t be using them that much anyways.
  • Area rug, curtains, and other large decorations. Definitely bring some photos and small decorative items, but bringing large things like this is a waste of space in the car, as well as money.
  • Iron. Some lists also recommend you bring an iron, but unless you are devoting hours a week to laundry, you’re never going to use it. Most college students don’t even separate whites and colours, let alone iron.
  • Printer. Unless for some reason you are going to be printing hundreds of pages a week, this is not needed. You will probably end up doing readings online and a lot of work is submitted online as well. You can get pages printed for 5 cents, and even when you total the number of pages printed, it will probably be a lot less than buying a printer and paying for ink refills throughout the year.

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jay-the-gay-transboy  asked:

dude u love me... do teenage david adopts baby max au

“David, this is crazy! You can’t do this, you’re just a kid!”

“I know it’s crazy, but somebody has to.”

I see your au and raise you- David and Gwen find Max, and David decides to take care of him despite a bad home life.

I don’t understand the appeal of this AU entirely. I think that is because I don’t like babies. but whatever you like it so here you go!

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When a Dark Souls player meets DND

Me and a few friends were playing the Lost mines of Phandelver for our first time. The DM was surprised we took a unique path and substituted one of his own dungeons. Here are some things that ensued:

DM: “You see a chest, a plain wooden chest, sitting in the alcove”

Me (Rogue): I stab it.

DM: What?

Me: I take out my dagger, and stab it.

DM: Er, ok. You hear the satisfying splintering of wood as your dagger breaks through.

Wizard: I open the chest.

DM: Inside, it’s full to the brim with gold, all of which feels slightly chilled to the touch.

Me: I stab the gold.

Barbarian: Seriously?

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DM: The door is laid silently within the stone, with no seams visible. There are hinges to indicate it opens inward, but no handle.

Me: Can I roll to pull the door open?

DM: Uh, make a strength check.

Me: *Nat 20*

DM: OK, so you rip the door off it’s hinges…

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DM: The roof is now 5 feet above the ground and coming down quickly.

Me: I lay down and say to the roof “Dear gods, if you’re listening, fuck you, go to whatever Hell exists here.”

Barbarian: I start praying to the gods.

Me: I just damned them to hell, do you really think they’ll help us?

hey everyone! sorry to break it to you, but this is only a follow forever for my current mutuals. i DO wish that i could include everybody but tumblr is an asshole and for some reason won’t let me. so, maybe next time! but anyways, thanks to all of you who i do follow and to those that follow me but i’m a picky asshole and haven’t followed you back. hope you don’t mind! i’m so so happy that i remade my blog because it’s like the fresh start that i seriously needed to get away from all of the bad shit, toxicity and negativity on my old blog. even if it was there for five years, i’d rather enjoy my time on here than have so many followers or whatever. so, anywho, you’re all so amazing, thank you! here is the first follow forever on this blog and i hope to make many many more for different occasions. oh, i also almost have 300 followers on here already, so that’s pretty cool! thanks dudes.

to those who were not included, check out my blogroll!

# - @2d-alien

A - @abigailmarstons @aemlielacroix @aerospark @ashagreyjcys @aijack @alilstair @alistair-theirin @alloysobeck @anglaziegler @apocalypselesbian @arsuf @attonrad

B - @bagumbus @bi-bee @billielvrk @bioinshook @biostrange @bioterroristvandalism @bisexualjavi @blackasacrow @blazing-gigs @bloodysworrds @blurrysleeps @blvckjupiter @bonechrms @boristhepineapple @buckycap @busysleeping

C - @captainightingale @carjaaloy @cassidycaravan @chaseprice @chloe-the-scary-punk-ghost @chuckhansen @constantines @corvosblink @cursedcourier

D - @delzinrowe @dilexits @drunkenvvhalers

E - @eccentricwearsgoggles @elenafishher @elizabooze @ellie-miller-williams @elliewilliams @ellie-williams @elliewilliamss @emilykldwins @evilwvergil @eyebandages

F - @femsheped @fetch-walker @flopnia @flordewitt @freydiis @friendly-neighborhood-hufflepuff

G - @gamingmakesmehigh @garagepalaces @gavinodooley @gerard-butler @glassrunner @glennysrhee @greeneggsandgay @grizzlybara @gwen-stacies

H - @hanaessong @hanahsong @harryflynns @hawkebela @heartfulloffandoms @hero-of-pixels @hero-of-salmon-bay @hilariesjeffrey @hollowvergil @humanbiotic @hunt-trophy-hunters

I - @iheartlost @itsthelastofus

J - @jacbsfrye @jamiezepedart @javiergarcla @jjulikidman @joelmiller @johneigh @jordzthelord @jynsandors

K - @kaldwen @karolina-dean @katebichop @keelah @keyuni @kirkwallshero @kirsctein @kiwixiu @kiysumi @kkarnaca @kurusukitagawas

L - @lastofvs @lesbiyawn @letsdewitt @liamstewarrt @lightaya @lois-lane @lorigrimes @lottiepersonn

M - @maegnus @magicamina @marqotrobbie @maxbegone @maxcatfield @maxinecaulfield @mccre @mechpilot @mercysblaster @mikes-wheeler @misterfontaine @mothraya

N - @nanosboost @nathanspresctt @nethandrake @niinarosario @noxcitia @nykoload

O - @oblivios @oceanellie

P - @pathflnder @poison-siren @pressanybutton @prompt-0 @pun-kelman

Q - @quxxnkathryn

R - @rachelchloe @radiohysteriaaa @rennoftheraven-clan @reyskvwalker @reyesvdal @ricksmichonne @ride-0r-die @rxder

S - @sarabeaarr @seattle138 @serconos @shadestep @shivathequeen @silverseasofsummer @sommmbra @stanseb @stardvsts @storymodes @ssubject-delta @sunlitthrone @survivedawn @sweet-pea-clementine @symmetra

T - @taakotaccco @tealbloods @thefallingash @theghostbeaters @thiefs-end @thesamym @thewitchofthewilds @thievesintime @tikiere @tombralder @tracerism @trevorphilips @t-wnpks @tylerperryfightclub

U - @uponmytoes

V - @valkyriescreed @victoria-krueger @vindasity @vindicia @vixenvibe

W - @whoa-nelly @williamsellie

X - @xelliewilliams

Y - @youplayedmeout

Ouija - (H/M)

A/N; SOOOOOOO
This turned out A LOT longer than @dont-run-up and I first intended, but hopefully, everyone enjoys! Leave some comments letting us know what you thought of Incubus!Yoongi~~

Genre; Horror with that good S M UT 

Length; long af- 9,800+ words

Kink(s); A sprinkle of Master/Pet, impact play, oral (giving and receiving), creampie, light bondage, etc.

Originally posted by taes-nose-mole

12:00 a.m.
The time blared on your friend, Hee Young’s, phone screen. “Come on Y/n,” She jeered, keeping that eager grin and puppy-dog look in her eyes as she gently grasped your biceps, swaying you from side to side. “I wanna play! It’s just a game-” She added, pointing towards the newly purchased Ouija board that sat on your coffee table. Just the sight of it rushed a wave of uneasiness over you.

Shaking your head, your brows furrowed slightly, “I don’t know-” You replied, as anxiety laced your words. “My grandma always told me to steer clear of them, they could allow things into your home and life.”

“Oh my gosh, you don’t really believe all that nonsense, do you?” She asked, giggling through her words while she began to open the board’s box. Unlike you, she was a full-blown skeptic; she wasn’t a believer in anything paranormal, so Ouija was just a game to her and nothing more than that.

God did you wish you could dismiss it the way she could.
Though you had never personally experienced anything ghost-wise, you knew plenty of people that had. “Ahh I do, but..” You began, sighing as you decided to give in despite your better judgment, “But I guess we can play, just for a little, at least.”

Heeyoung excitedly clapped while smiling like a dork as she lifted the onyx and pearl colored board and planchette out. “Don’t worry,” She sweetly said, recognizing the nervous expression that painted your face as she placed it onto the glass. “It’s just a game.”

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Paper Hearts (Part 13)

Originally posted by tbhobi

Genre: Angst/fluff

♡ Pairing: Reader x Jungkook // Reader x Jimin

♡ Length: 5.1k

♡ Summary: It has been nearly a year since you started writing anonymous letters to Jungkook, giving him words of encouragement behind the thin mask of a paper. He never considered you as a possible suspect behind these letters, because you were nothing more than a best friend. And you couldn’t put all the blame on him either, after all, you were too afraid to confess in fear of tarnishing your precious friendship.

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Kidnapped Starters

WARNING: possibly triggering content below!

Originally posted by empirefoxtv

Kidnapper

“Hush now. If you scream too loud I may be forced to do something you’ll regret.”

“You are a pretty thing aren’t you?”

“Trust me. You were no crime of opportunity. I’m getting paid a lot of money to deliver you.”

“They say, 2/3 of kidnappings are performed by someone the victim knows. Want to take a guess as to who I am?”

“You are in no place to be making demands, missy/mister.”

“Say one more word, and I may be forced to cut out that sharp tongue of yours.”

“I am sorry about this. Guess you were just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Lucky me.”

“Are you ready to behave, or do you require more punishment?”

“You better behave. You won’t like me when I’m angry.”

“Every time you misbehave I add a tally. You don’t want to know what happens after.”

“Beg. Convince me why I should keep you alive.”

“Looks like your _______ came through with the ransom after all. However, I’ve grown rather fond of you. I think I’ll keep you.”

“I’ve always wanted a pet. I wonder what sounds you can make.”

“When you can control yourself the gag will be removed.”

“You were being so careful too. Next time you think someone is following you. They probably are.”

“And where do we think we’re going?”

“They say when you can’t see your other senses amplify. What do my touches feel like, pet?”

“If you behave maybe you’ll get your own bed at my feet.”

Victim

“P-please. I-I didn’t see your face. J-just let me go, and n-no one will know.”

“Help, please!”

“Who are you? Show yourself!”

“You think tying me to a chair and swinging a knife is enough to intimidate me?”

“How do you know my name?”

“Tying me to a bed. Very subtle.”

“Please. I-I have money.”

“Why? Why me?”

“Could you loosen the handcuffs? They’re chafing my wrists.”

“You better hope I don’t get out of here.”

“I’ll give you whatever you want. Just please let me go.”

“Mmph!”

“Please. I can’t feel my legs.”

“No, no more. I’ll do whatever you want.”

“Is the gun supposed to scare me?”

anonymous asked:

Today has been an awful day. Can you doodle something cute for me to help me feel better?

Dear sweet anon, I wanted to make you a really nice piece of art, but I’m so sleepy that I keep doing that silly lil head-bounce thing. You know the one.

So here is a sketch of a smol chibi Host to cheer you up. 

I think I’m gonna make an “honorable mentions” section on the Markiplier Positivity Pieces page, because this definitely doesn’t count as one, but it’s Mark related AND positive, so, y’know. If someone was like, “I just want to hecking see some Mark stuff that makes me happy,” it’s all in one place.

I’m sleepy babbling now. Sorry, lovely.

I do hope you have a better day, and if not, I hope you have the courage to believe that better days will come.


(I’m also going to tag @markired here, because I know they love this lil cinnamon bun. The more people I can maybe make smile, the better!)