but what the heck dude

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So I have a headcanon that the Fazbear crew have their own cartoon show outside of the entertainment center - Which is to say I wanted an excuse to draw a cute Foxy where he could have stupid pirate adventures. Will I draw the rest of the gang? Not even I know the answer.

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I just remembered I had these since that selfie just got a new wave of notes! Figured I might as well get these offa my computer.

// happy munday! clothing swaps are my favorite. switzerland looks like someone my age.

EDIT: THIS IS NOT APH JAPAN. I DID NOT DRAW A PAIRING. LOOK AT THE CAPTION. DRAW A CONCLUSION. MAYBE IT’S SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE MUN. MAYBE IT’S A CLOTHES SWAP BETWEEN SWITZERLAND AND THE MUN.

oh yeah, forgot to post this

long story short, when I was a kid and didn’t exactly understand how proper marriage worked, I always assumed that Madam Mim and Merlin were married but just didnt lived together and liked fighting an aful lot for the shit and giggles

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Bastille - Poet (6/1/14, Pittsburgh)

Dammit Thor and your incredibly 190cm, I have to imagine your pokemon standing in a stair to appear in the pic properly >n>

pokemiasobi: Yui, Hades, Apollon, Dionysus, Takeru, Tsukito, Akira, Loki, Balder, Thor, Thoth, Anubis, ZeusExtra 1Extra 2, Extra 3

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HOW COME NO ONE POINTS OUT THAT CHAD WAS PRETTY MUCH FANNY’S MOM THE ENTIRE TIME. (we all knew that BUT THIS PART NO ONE TALKS ABOUT EVER)

FANNY CLEARLY DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE ANYTHING WRONG. WHICH MEANS CHAD MUST’VE BEEN DOING A REALLY GOOD JOB ACTING OR ACTUALLY KNEW HER MOM ON SOME DEGREE (or just spied on her. That always works too. I mean Chad and Fanny knew each other obviously.)

ANDAND
THE FACT HE CALLED HER FANNYPANTS AND HOW SHE’S A BIG FANNY AND THAT SHE’LL ALWAYS BE A LITTLE FANNY TO THEM (MOM? CHAD? WHO KNOWS.)
LIKE
CHAD
WERE YOU ENJOYING CALLING HER THAT OR SOMETHING. WAS THAT FUNNY TO YOU?

It starts with lipstick. 

Just a bright pink lipstick, as innocent as it sounds. A lipstick left behind by Sonya or Brenda (or one of the other girls, but they’re the ones that enjoy wearing it the most), probably forgotten by them. Newt is the one to find it and he tucks it in his pocket with the intention to give it back later. 

Only that later never comes.

When he takes his jeans of later that night, the lipstick falls out, the case opening as it bounces on the floor. Newt bends to pick it up and put the top on again, careful so he won’t break it, since it’s a pretty color.

A pretty, pretty color.

Without thinking about it, Newt steps forward to the mirror in his room. His hand is shaking as he lifts the lipstick, brings it closer to his mouth. Applies it with trembling fingers, his lips a little too smudged but that’s okay. 

It doesn’t look that great, to be honest, but it feels… good. It makes Newt feel oddly at home in his skin, and when he tucks a strand of hair behind his ear and tilts his head to the side, lips curling in a soft smile, he’s surprised by how not-masculine he looks. 

He’s also surprised by how good and light that makes him feel, and he decides to keep the lipstick. 

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