but what the heck dude

My sister has all this awesome stuff from her first year in college that she doesn’t use anymore and she’s letting me have it all because ?? It like sits in her room at home collecting dust.

Like she had a mini fridge and a nice printer that I didn’t even know she had and they were both fully functional!!!! What the heck dude this saves me so much money I’m so damn happy

A story idea I wanna explore but probably won’t is Sun seeing Sage for the first time (before team SSSN is formed, obviously)

like, Sun just aggressively elbowing Neptune in the arm during an assembly at Haven or something, and Neptune’s like “OW DUDE WHAT THE HECK” and Sun’s just like “WHO IS THAT”

and Neptune squints in the direction of Sun’s sight to see who Sun is referring to, so Sun has to be more specific. “TALL, DARK, AND HANDSOME AT 2 O’CLOCK, WHO IS THAT”

And Neptune squints again because only one person in that gaggle of people fits that description and he kind of stares widely at Sun and goes “…you mean Sage? SAGE?! Dude, he’s scary!”

“He’s hot!”

“He looks like if you look at him the wrong way, he’ll snap your neck!”

“Oh please, we don’t even know the guy!”

“Which also means we don’t know if he’ll snap our neck!”

And Sage kinda is looking around the general area, but he spots this tall guy with bright blue hair and this scruffy haired blond kid staring at him weirdly and he’s kind of going “not again…” on the inside, but he’s glancing at them more and the blond one seems to be… making a “Call me~” gesture?

“Am I hallucinating? Did I get enough sleep?” Sage goes as he rubs his eyes, and looks again.

“Sun, he’s looking at you!”
“Good!” Sun keeps doing these weird charades trying to indicate that they should hang out or something.
“I don’t think he understands you from here…”
“Come on, let’s move closer then”
“SUN, YES” and doing that Michael Jones-esque “Scuse me, scuse me, scuse me” thing as he moves between people trying to get closer to Sage to ask him out

      it’s an unnatural accomplishment, the thrill of murder. making eyes roll back into heads and veins burst. it was the understanding of the simplified phenomena, the simple parting of displacement, littering the world like compost.

              ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ enters the library like a bitter aftertaste, inspecting his overdue patient, noting down the essentials      lips the rich purple of over-ripe plums, molars clamping to a fresh strip of gums for one last bite, a last meal gone awry. soft ticking comes from the mass of steel, the mechanical opening and closing of a jaw, tasting the tang of blood in the air. but this wasn’t about the kill. this was about the final goal, and how close they had come to it. how this was the one almost on the pinnacle of failures.

    the human left standing in the darkness         body type sʟɪᴍ, blood ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ, mental state alike a flaking dryness, fistfuls of skin and hair coming out in clumps         he’d  make  a  sᴜɪᴛᴀʙʟᴇ  ʀᴇᴩʟᴀᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ. 


I have writing to do (typing in some cases–dude, what the heck, you literally only have to transcribe words you’ve already written), but all of my energy is going into staving off giving in to the inevitable of writhing in physical and psychological agony.



Alright. New goal. I will finish the pirate AU before the next Elsanna Week!

anonymous asked:



(I love how you’re telling me this)

I saw this from nophunintendid and she didn’t tag anyone, but she said to do it if you felt like it and I felt like it, so yeah.

Name: Nicole

Gender: Very much a girl.

Height: Right under 5′5″.

Where I live: Somewhere in Canada.

Time/Date: July 11, 2015 - 1:50 pm.

Average amount of sleep: 8 hours and 45 minutes. 

Most recently watched and enjoyed movie: Inside Out. I saw it a couple weeks ago but I’ve mainly been watching TV shows for the past while.

My favourite band: Twenty One Pilots

One thing that ticks me off: Rudeness.

Favourite drink: Tea.

Meaning of url: I was trying to go for Éowyn’s line, but no-living-man-am-i (and without the dashes) was already taken, so I had to settle for “dude”.

Most used phrases: “What the heck?!”, “Well, dang,” and “Holy crap”.

Favourite movie soundtrack: There’s too many. Thor: The Dark World, How To Train Your Dragon 2, The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, Pride & Prejudice (2005), Jane Eyre (2011)…I could keep going.

I tag (if you want to do it) breathe-heart a-lady-knight-of-farthestshore brambleberrycottage aforeffortenjolras shut-up-anderson-you-dinosaur of-wolves-and-cyborgs avengerwho and basically anyone who sees this and wants to do it can go ahead and do it and consider themselves tagged by me.

anonymous asked:

That's actually you? You're actually on that thread still? Using the word faggot and the term /b/tard? Is this a joke? Why are you insisting they insult you? What the heck do you want from this, dude? Don't go poking at a bunch of sad assholes willing to hurt others and TRY to get hurt. That's not healthy or nice. Like, c'mon. What's the plan here?

i have bpd so attention like this is amazing for my well being!! im gonna drag this out as long as i can cuz its making me feel good about myself


holy shit mason?? tumblr mobile is like allowing me to edit ur posts and idk why but i thought u should know (i wont touch them do not fret :*

dude what the heck?? thats weird. u should try editing it and see if it works tho

anonymous asked:

I lowkey wanna be like best friends with you because you seem so cool and your taste in music is hella awesome (I haven't checked out yours yet but I bet it's hella awesome too, I'm about to go buy it actually) and we're the same age but you're so much cooler than me so that lowkey terrifies me haha

this is so nice what the heck thank u and dude i’m really honestly lame as fuck lolll ur gonna get to know me and ur gonna like …. why is she so fucking weird true stuff