- Lance: I've never told anyone but... I have a crush on Keith.
- Coran: crush!? Does this mean you want to crush him!? Must we prepare for a duel!?
- Keith: *walks into the room*
- Coran: Keith! Lance wants to crush you! Or how did he word it? Ah yes he said he "has a crush on yo-
- Lance: CORAN STOP TALKING
- Coran: but-
- Lance: AH *leaves*
- Keith: ?????
UT UF SF with a queer platonic relationship/best friends headcanons please