ok i was gonna put this in the queue but im crying lmao
so in plant pathology lab today our class is like, a total of 4 people + the teacher so we were just kind of chilling and talking about plants when the professor brings up the locker of plant specimens in the back of the lab that he inherited when the old plant path professor retired. we were like o cool ok and hes like yeah idk what half that stuff is but yall can see if you want and i was rummaging through it and stuff and then
introducing: bottle of ???????????
-unlabelled except for the phosphate solution and what appears to be some names etched into it on the front
-bottle appears to be repurposed from…..something and is super heavy
-top sealed with aged scotch tape, felt phosphate solution leaking on my hands after holding it for a while
-plant inside is skeletal and translucent white, yet perfectly preserved
-the roots are….what im assuming this was preserved for because it’s the full system carefully attended to with strange knots on them that kiiiinnnddd of look like a fungus or something??
-not a TRACE of chlorophyll in the leaves
-or anywhere on the plant
-like seriously part of me is inclined to think that someone found an albino plant, which does happen but is extremely rare; albino plants have a defect with chlorophyll and cant produce it and therefore die very quickly but like…..maybe its been treated???
Jasper in ¾ of the new episode: what the frick frack diddly dack doggone heck are you doin here my fresh coolcat amigo pal chum friend? it sure is wicked cool beans to have you hangin the chill out with me on this groovy gnarly spooktastic islandtopia
Jasper in that remaining ¼: I am cursed to be confined to this island for the rest of time. Well, that is until my physical body can find peace in the living realm.
Jack: Reads theories, furiously takes notes - “Oh that sounds cool lol let’s just put that in a video with Anti and see what they do with it, we have no plot yet, Robin go!"
Mark: Reads fanfictions, fan theories, furiously disagrees "I can make this even better!” WRITES WHO KILLED MARKIPLIER AND LAUGHS LIKE A FUCKIN MANIAC “IM GONNA MAKE THEM CRY AH YES THIS IS-” SMACKS LIPS