Don't know if it'll count, but still hilarious to me.
Context: One off playthrough my friend are doing of a Homestuck fangame. We go to prototype our sprites. What we throw into there will change the look of enemies.
Me: I’m gonna put my kitty in. My kitty is super fat and adorable, I’m going to be friends with every enemy, I don’t care.
Friend: I put a dildo in my sprite.
Me: You what?
Friend: It’s always vibrating.
Me: Why would you put a dildo in there? WE’LL HAVE TO FIGHT VIBRATING SEX TOYS THAT LOOK VAGUELY LIKE MY POOR CAT.