but we're still friends anyway i guess

  • yoongi, half asleep: uh, man, i wanna sleep some more...
  • hoseok: what if i told you're still dreaming?
  • yoongi: lol really?
  • hoseok: yeah, this is a dream
  • yoongi: does that mean i can do whatever i want and it will have no harm in my actual real life?
  • hoseok: i guess
  • yoongi: oh
  • yoongi: hobi i think we need to have a serious conversation
  • yoongi: it's a dream anyway
  • yoongi: i want you to fuck me ok i know we're like best friends and i shouldn't be saying this but i've been passing my days horny because of you i think you might like it
  • hoseok: uh, dude
  • yoongi: what
  • hoseok: it's not a dream
  • hoseok: i was just playing with you
  • yoongi:
  • hoseok:
  • yoongi:
  • hoseok:
  • yoongi, a professional, pretending to be a sleepwalker waking up from an usual nap: DUDE GUESS WHAT I JUST HAD THE FUNNIEST DREAM

my best friend and i had a HUGE ASS fight last night cause she said something hella rude and i called her out.. and that started a snowball effect of me calling her out on everything she’s done and like anyways it was a lot lemme just tell you andanyways we made up or whatever came to an agreement i guess and like anyways we work at the same place and when i walked in i saw her 💆🏿💆🏿💆🏿 i’m still mad at her a tiny bit tho but idk it’s gonna be an awkward ass day today tho