but we're starting this off right

anonymous asked:

do you ever think about how when even was manic he said 'we're so going to get married' and then when he was depressed he said 'in another universe we're together for all eternity' and cry

I cry more about what that turned into actually??? They started off talking on such a grand scale, “man of my life” and “married” and “eternity”, and while that might be romantic… I feel like that didn’t serve Even particularly well? If you’re living life as a film, you might make the big gesture and let the curtain fall. If you’re living life thinking of all the parallel universes, you can comfort yourself that one of them is getting it ‘right’. What I really loved about season three was that it wasn’t too precious about anything, Isak and Even enjoyed all the talk about the infinite and du er mannen i mitt liv but it wasn’t what ended up actually meaning the most to them. 

What wound up being the most important thing was you and me and this bed and now. And then ‘move in with me because I want you and your dirty socks and your elbow next to mine on the kitchen table’. The everyday, every day. The “now” means more to me than any hypothetical forever and they’re giving everything they could right at this minute. That’s what gets me more than anything with them, seeing them take such good care of each other because they aren’t counting on anything else. Because life is

anonymous asked:

EVERY NOW AND THEN i FALL APART

Blond(e): Powerful Lyrics that Stuck Out To Me
  • Nikes: we're not in love but ill still make love to you
  • Ivy: i thought that i was dreamin when you said you loved me, it started from nothing
  • Pink+White: you showed me love/dark skin never saw the shade
  • Be Yourself: be yourself be secure with yourself
  • Solo: think we were better off solo/inhale(in hell) inhale (in hell)theres heaven
  • Skyline To: it begins to blur when we get older
  • Self Control: ill be the boyfriend in your wet dreams tonight/keep a place for me
  • Good Guy: i know you dont need me right now
  • Nights: if i get my money right you know that i dont need you/hope you're doing well bruh/new beginnings wake up the sun is going down/shut the fuck up i dont want to your conversation/been ready for you all my life
  • Solo(Reprise): solo that i can admit when another kid gets shot by the popo it aint an event/no more
  • Pretty Sweet: you cant hurt me now
  • Facebook Story: jealousy pure jealousy for nothing
  • Close To You: ill be honest i wasnt devastated but you couldve held my hand through this pain
  • White Ferrari: left when i forgot to speak/ i care for you still and I will forever
  • Seigfried: im not brave/been livin in an idea from another mans mind/id rather go to jail ive tried hell/maybe have a good cry over you/id do anything for you((in the dark))
  • GodSpeed: i will always love you,how i do/ill let go of my claim on you/always
  • Futura Free: im just guy not a god

lotusapphire  asked:

sometimes at my store we get alternate shirts to wear, usually for a promotion, and right now we're wearing red shirts for Canada's 150th birthday and customers have absolutely no sense of respect. they've starting poking and prodding us and tugging on our shirts demanding to know where they can buy them. I'm not a goddamn mannequin. you can use your words. do they really think we all just bought a random shirt to wear to work? its our uniform right now fuck off I hate being touched by strangers

Scream loudly when anyone touches you. It works. Trust me.

-Rodney

anonymous asked:

Last summer me and my boyfriend went for a quick hike just outside of town. We're pretty sexual people and idk what it was but I couldn't control myself. I turned around and started making out with him hardcore, and slammed him up against a tree. He turned me around, lifted my summer dress and fucked me right there. We didn't even have time to get off the path and we were so into it we didn't even notice another couple come up behind us on the trail. So awkward but so worth it

anonymous asked:

So apparently when E and D entered the library, a girl heard one say to the other, "Are you still with me? We're still gonna do this, right?". I've wondered who was the one to say it and i wondered your opinion on who it was? (I love your blog so much btw)

Lisa Kreutz’ (page 62 of the 11k) account: The boys entered the library and started yelling then and one said something about blowing up the library. She heard an explosion inside the library then and she heard one of the gunmen say that they hated the school and that the school had messed them up. Then the shooting began inside the library, setting the fire alarm off. The girls pulled the chairs in closer to the table to hide behind but that didn’t stop the bullets when [Dylan Klebold] began to shoot under their table. Lisa’s right wrist was grazed by a stray bullet. She heard the “Do you believe in God?” exchange between Valeen Schnurr, which occurred about the same time that [Dylan] fired again under the table where Lisa was still hiding. She was hit several times, sustaining multiple gunshot wounds to shoulder, hand and both arms. She lay bleeding in the library for 2 1/2 hours, unable to move due to the severity of her injuries, before she was rescued by officials on scene. She was the last survivor to be pulled from the library.

When the shooters entered the library she heard one say: “Are you still with me? We’re still gonna do this, right?” 

Which time the shooters entered the library- that is, when her mind recalls she heard this -  is key.  

Which boy said this really is hinged on when Lisa Kreutz actually heard the alleged question and whether her recall of precisely when she heard this is correct.  If Lisa had heard one of them say this at the start of the library massacre, while the boys were first approaching the library doors, then I believe that Eric was asking Dylan for reassurance that he was still on board with the ‘make it up as we go along Plan B’ - to continue on with their KMFDM agenda to shoot, kill, maim classmates trapped in the library. This would’ve been before Eric had broke his nose and so he would’ve still been very enthusiastic and pumped up, thirsty for kills and revenge, in addition to the mere taste of it they got outside with some potshots at students on the school grounds.   Upon entering the school, they’d stalled and dicked around in the hallway by shooting and throwing pipe bombs at lockers and walls and randomly shooting at fleeing students in an ineffective free-for-all manner. The two even separated a good bit of time. Dylan killed no one in the hall, Eric killed Dave Sanders.  So, Eric was ready to head into that library and take revenge up close and in a personal way.  Was Dylan ready for this?  Eric had to be sure he was ready for the next level of destruction that was left up to them to accomplish since the bombs hadn’t yet gone off, and might never.

Since, Lisa was heavily wounded and remained in the library somewhere near  an unconscious Patrick Ireland the entire time after all the other students fled, her recall may have been hazy as to when exactly this alleged question was posed. It’s quite possible that it occurred when the boys returned for the very last time to the library.  By then, their mindset had become more distracted and aimless after failing to make the bombs go off in the Commons.  The blood lust against classmates had fizzled and committing suicide was rapidly becoming forefront in their minds since the cops were now closing in.  If the alleged discussion had occurred the second time, the last time, they ventured to the library, I believe Dylan would have asked Eric for reassurance that he too was committed to the act of suicide because this is what Dylan wanted most of all out of that entire day.  Oh sure, the rest was the ‘have fun!’ journey but the end was his destination he so longed for.  

I do believe that Eric may have been hesitant to commit suicide at some point or another, since he was seen to be remorseful on the Basement tape videos made two and a half weeks before the incident, and in their final testament video, Eric was seen to be saying how much he would miss his boss, Bob, at Blackjack, how he would miss some special people, how he wished he could go back to Michigan and see some old friends first, and how he knew his parents would be so hurtful, and his statement of “to everyone I love, I’m sorry about all this” or something to that similar affect. Dylan, on the other hand, was on a suicide mission from the very beginning, and made his suicide a key point in NBK, more than a year prior to the incident. Eric had also wrote that he and Dylan could escape after the incident, and destroy as much as possible, move to Mexico or an island where Americans couldn’t find them, or hijack and crash a plane into New York City afterwards. His alternative exits may have been wildly far fetched fantasy but it equates to a certain amount of disbelief and hesitation that NBK was a revenge mission which could only end unequivocally in suicide - either romantically by cop as he envisioned - or by their own hand.  At the point they made their way back up to the library, Eric would have had to rapidly come to the terms that he would have to do the job for himself in their failed mission.  Even though Eric knew that he wouldn’t live after the incident, and that he eventually would go ahead and commit suicide, he didn’t make his own suicide a key part of the event, something that was absolutely necessary, while Dylan did.  It’s not likely that Dylan would have been the one to have ideas of backing out since it was his utmost goal to complete NBK for the reward of freedom that awaited him.

Anyway, that’s my take! Glad you enjoy E-C. :) 

  • Antigone: Ohhh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!
  • Eric: Antigone! Antigone! Snap out of it! Agatha Doyle will be here at any moment. I'm going to check if the coast is clear.
  • Agatha: I hope I'm not too late. The vicar started haggling—
  • Eric: Right, so the coast is NOT clear. We'll have to improvise—
  • Antigone: I KILLED SID MARLOW!
  • Eric: Okay, that's the thing YOU SHOULDN'T SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
  • Agatha: I say! Can I come in?
  • Eric: Not yet!
  • Agatha: Why not?
  • Eric: We're... we're... we're all naked!
  • Agatha: WHAT? Oh! I can get my kit off in the—
  • Eric: No no no! That won't be necessary.
  • Agatha: I'm open-minded!
  • Eric: NO!
  • Revan: What exactly do you wanna know?
  • The Exile: Simple: what have you all been doing since the Star Forge?
  • Revan: Everyone adjusted to the peace and quiet different. Some of us were naturals.
  • Jolee: Don't hate the player.
  • Carth: Canderous got hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on the Star Forge!
  • Canderous: Usen'ye! Baseless slander!
  • Carth: But you said—
  • Canderous: I am hopelessly depressed after not dying heroically on the Star Forge! We need a new enemy! Something to fight...where are you all going?
  • Revan: Canderous wasn't the only one having a hard time adjusting to inaction...
  • Bastila: ...What?
  • Carth: Fortunately, we found a tutor.
  • Bastila: Help me, Jolee. Help me be the best at being lazy.
  • Jolee: You're not ready, padawan.
  • Bastila: I can try!
  • Jolee: No. There is no try.
  • Juhani: The peaceful times did not last too long. Turns out this planet has some native lifeforms.
  • Mission: AAAAHHH, RUUUUN!
  • Zaalbar: <I CAN'T DIE AS FOOD! OH, THE IRONY!>
  • Bastila: While everyone debated if dying as food was technically ironic, T3 went and made friends with the dinosaurs.
  • HK-47: Annoyance: Because of course he did.
  • T3-M4: <Aw, who's a good boy? Aw, you are, good boy!>
  • Revan: T3, get down!
  • Canderous: Tell him to fight me!
  • Bastila: AND THEN MISSION SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BURN DOWN OUR BASES!
  • Mission: Whoopsy-daisy!
  • Carth: Oh-ho, why, oh-why-oh-why?!
  • Mission: I told you! It was a simple mishap with my vanilla-satin scented candles! Sheesh!
  • Canderous: We lost eighty-percent of our rations in the fire, so fuzzy over here started going around and eating native plants!
  • Zaalbar: *walks up to a mushroom* <Oh, hey there, sexy.>
  • Carth: Oh, and as it turns out? The mushrooms are basically glitterstim ON GLITTERSTIM.
  • Zaalbar: *untranslatable, coked-up roaring*
  • Revan: Yeah? Well at least I didn't spend my summer learning Lehonese!
  • Bastila: I thought "Lehonese" was Rakatan for "Rakatan".
  • Revan: And now we're the only two people in the universe who speak a dead language! How appropriate!
  • Bastila: Yehone kuriba. (I'm so alone.)
  • Jolee: That's right around when we tried to raise some money for new bases by selling off our movie rights.
  • Carth: Lucasfilm really screwed the pooch on that one.
  • Mission: Oh, we were rich!
  • Revan: And then we realized water parks were way more awesome than bases!
  • Bastila: So we built the galaxy's greatest...water park.
  • Non-Bastilas: Yay!
  • Bastila: Yay.
  • Canderous: AND THEN MISSION—
  • Mission: Whoopsy-daisy.
  • Canderous: I MEAN HOW DO YOU BURN DOWN A WATER PARK, MISSION?!
  • Mission: I didn't burn down the whole water park! Just the "park" part!
  • T3-M4: <And then we formed the best band ever!>
  • Bastila: Juhani thought it might attract...chicks.
  • Juhani: Which worked.
  • Carth: Godspeed! You Galactic Emperor!
  • Juhani: AeroSith!
  • Carth: How about deadg1zka?
  • Revan: Hey, I heard you're looking for a singer.
  • Juhani: Um, yes! Chick singers are awesome!
  • Carth: Can you sing, though?
  • Revan: Can I sing?
  • Juhani: Revan sings. So good.
  • Revan: Thank you.
  • Carth: Oh, and we're definitely not just saying that because she could kill us.
  • HK-47: Strained: So. Good.
  • Mission: HK decided to make his own enemy, so he built an evil droid army to invade our valley!
  • Jolee: But the droids malfunctioned and attacked the dinosaurs.
  • *offscreen dinosaur-droid battle occurs*
  • Carth: I have seen some amazing things in my life, but this...this takes the cake.
  • Revan: Candy found a new enemy. One that would keep him busy for the rest of our time here.
  • Canderous: For far too long our people have been oppressed, crushed, under the weight of ourselves! If we don't start standing up to our mortal foe gravity, by Mandalore, who will?
  • Bastila: Are we really going to let this play out?
  • Carth: Why not see where it goes?
  • Canderous: Buckle up, Wookiee! It's time we take this fight to the enemy!
  • Zaalbar: <Please no.>
  • Canderous: Chaaaarge! *drives swoop bike off a cliff*
  • Juhani: But that just meant the light side had one more swoop bike than the dark side.
  • Canderous: Gentlemen, we simply cannot let the light side have tactical superiority over the canyon! This means war! Light. VS. Dark!
  • Zaalbar: <Shit.>
  • Revan: That helped us realize just how outdated this whole light side-dark side thing really is.
  • Carth: So we had a meeting to debate a new form of government.
  • Jolee: I vote anarchy.
  • Canderous: You can't vote anarchy, old man!
  • Bastila: Monarchy. Whoever holds the yellow double-bladed saber shall rule.
  • Canderous: Military dictatorship!
  • Revan: Matriarchy.
  • Mission: Oh! How about malarkey?
  • Carth: Mission, that's not a type of government. It just means meaningless talk and nonsense!
  • Everyone: ...
  • Carth: Malarkey won.
  • T3-M4: <Hey, you haven't mentioned the dark place!>
  • Mission: Oh yeah! Somehow T3 got stuck in another dimension!
  • T3-M4: <Hello? Anyone there? THIS IS AWESOME!>
  • *looking at the "Stranger Things" Christmas light wall*
  • Carth: "Beep". He just...keeps saying "Beep".
  • Revan: Oh, and we found Candy dead!
  • Mission: Sweet.
  • Juhani: We decided to bury him in a shallow, unmarked grave.
  • Canderous: Aw, dammit! I can't find my armor!
  • Revan: Turns out he was just...skinny-dipping.
  • Canderous: Guess I'm going au natural! Nice and breezy!
  • Bastila: AAAAAHHHH, RUN!
  • Carth: OH, THE IRONY!
  • Bastila: But that wasn't even the weirdest thing that happened! Canderous. Grew. A beard...
  • Canderous: It's kind of...itchy.
  • Mission: And then this morning Revan spiked Bastila's couscous with her spice-spice shrooms!
  • Revan: You know, for the lulz.
  • Bastila: Ochina wumma conbithki!
  • Canderous: Anyone seen my tanning oil?
  • Revan: Dammit Canderous, we have guests! Put some clothes on!
  • Carth: Oh ho, Cheap Jedi Mind Trick!
  • Juhani: Pink Droid!
  • Canderous: SUCK IT, FORCE!
  • Revan: It's been AWFUL! Instead of a peaceful retirement, it's been the same damn shit, with the same damn idiots!
  • Weiss: "LET'S TAKE THIS MISSION!" SHE SAID! "IT WILL BE FUN!" SHE SAID! *Weiss Shouted over the roaring winds as she narrowing avoided a flying book and lamp.*
  • Ruby: OH COME ON WEISS! *Rudy shouted back, slicing multiple chairs coming at her from different directions.* I THOUGHT IS WAS JUST GOING TO BE A GRIMM EXTERMINATION JOB!
  • Weiss: WELL MAY IF YOU READ THE ACTUALLY NAME OF THE JOB YOU WOULD HAVE REALIZED IT SAID, "EXORCISM'!!
  • Blake: *Just then Blake landed in between the two, shooted tea cups and pot.* GUY! CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS AT THE TASK AT HAND!! *Blake demanded of the two pointing upward towards the fire dressed ghost in the center of the raging whirlwind, Howling and screaming.*
  • Ruby: YOU GOT TO ADMIT THOSE! IT IS AWESOME TO BE FIGHTING AN ACTUALLY GHOST!! *Ruby smiled to her Weiss and Sister in law.*
  • Weiss: NO RUBY! NO IT IS NOT AWESOME!
  • Blake: HERE IT COME! *Blake shouted as she and the other braced themselves as the ghost charged forward.* WHERE THE HELL IS YANG!?
  • ~Meanwhile in the kitchen~
  • Yang: Helloooo! Ruby! Weiss! Blakey! Where are you guys!? *Yang yelled out as she entered the kitchen before sniffing the air.* Guh, What is that stink? *Yang then looked towards the gas stove and noticed that the nob was turned on.* Huh? I'm surprise this place still have gas. Well better turn this off. Don't want the mansion to go up in flames again. *Yang shrugged while opening the window next to her before making her way to the stove and turning it off.
  • ~Meanwhile at the never second Yang turned the nob to off~
  • Fire ghost: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-auh? *The angry spirted roared when suddenly the flames vanished revealing a woman matching a woman in a old portrait that falls to the ground along with everything else that was flying in the air.* At... At last... At long last... Thank you young woman. Thank you. *The spirit spoke as a light appeared from hole in the ceiling as the spirit ascended before disappearing*
  • Ruby: Eh?
  • Weiss: What's going on?
  • Blake: I... I think she just found peace? *Blake said as she and the other sheathed their weapon just in time as Yang walks in.*
  • Yang: THERE YOU GUYS ARE! I was looking every where for you. *Yang smiled moving close giving Ruby a hug and Blake a hug and a kiss before looking around.* Whoa. What happened here?
  • Blake: You wouldn't believe us if we talk you sweetie.
  • Ruby: We fought a ghost.
  • Yang: WHAT!? AW MAN! I WANTED TO FIGHT A GHOST! *Yang Pouted.*
  • Weiss: NO YANG YOU DON"T! IT WAS TERRIFYING! AND WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!? *Weiss Shouted as she covered herself with Ruby's cloak, making the young leader blush.*
  • Yang: In the kitchen looking for you guys. Someone left the stove on. *Yang stated, pointing to where she came in.*
  • Blake: Wait a'sec. *Blake mutter pulling out her scroll and searching on it before facepalming herself.* Of course that's what happened here out of all the thing.
  • Ruby/Weiss/Yang: What?
  • Blake: Says here in this old article that the woman that dyed here dyed from a fire that started in the kitchen because the gas stove was left on. *Showing her wife sister in law and Weiss her scroll.*
  • Ruby: Soooooo Yang freed this lady's spirit...
  • Weiss: By turning off a stove?
  • Yang: So Am I an exorcist now?
  • Blake: No babe. No.
  • Ruby: But we are ghostbusters right?
  • Weiss: Ruby n-
  • Yang: HELL YEAH!WE'RE GHOSTBUSTERS!
  • Weiss: Oh god. Blake stop you wife and sister before-
  • Blake: As long as I'm Egon. No.
  • Weiss: God help me.
The kids are doing it
  • Soldier 76: *wraps an arm around Mercy before nuzzling his nose against hers*
  • Mercy: *blushing uncontrollably*
  • 76: So how about it?
  • Mercy: How about what?
  • 76: Us. Being a... you know.
  • Mercy: Elaborate.
  • 76: *rubs neck before turning red in the face* A couple. I never had a chance to start things with you back then and I don't want to pass up on it now so... what do you say?
  • Mercy: Jack, we're at war. We... we can't be in a relationship. It'll compromise things. We can't do that to the team
  • 76: But all the kids are doing it
  • Mercy: Doing what?
  • 76: Having sex these days and hooking up
  • Mercy: WTF WHO IS DOING WHO
  • 76: O_o;
  • Mercy: *shakes 76 violently*
  • 76: They are using protection...
  • Mercy: WHO IS THEY?!
  • 76: ...
  • Mercy: *evil, threatening glare* Jack Morrison you tell me right now who is doing who!
  • 76: ._. D.Va and Junkrat
  • Mercy: MY PURE CHILD HAS SINNED
  • 76: She was sinning long before she started playing with his junk
  • Mercy: *hisses and storms off to murder Junkrat*
  • 76: Get it... his junk *laughs*
If The Basement Tapes were videos of Eric and Dylan crafting or baking: Easter Special
  • Dylan: *filming Eric*
  • Eric: it's April 3rd, 1999. what's so special about this day, V?
  • Dylan: tomorrow is our last Easter before NBK. our last chance to decorate godlike Easter eggs. our last chance to be in the Littleton Easter parade. we need to make it special.
  • Eric: we have so much shit planned and we're going to record it all to show the world how godlike we are. the world will not be ready to see these tapes.
  • Dylan: our Easter celebration will be better than NBK. people won't be able to handle Reb and VoDkA's Easter Eggstravaganza.
  • Dylan: *whispers* reb, can that be the name of the tape?
  • Eric: no
  • *10 minutes later*
  • Dylan: *is filming inside of Walmart* we are at Walmart buying supplies
  • Eric: *looking at eggs* how many eggs should we get? two dozen?
  • Dylan: we need more than that. I'll get a shopping cart
  • Dylan: *goes to the front of the store and gets a shopping cart*
  • Dylan: *rides the shopping cart with his trench coat blowing in the airflow*
  • Eric: *sees Dylan riding the shopping cart towards him* V, what the fuck are you doing? are you 5?
  • Dylan: *reaches Eric* wheee!
  • Eric: omg I wanna try get off
  • Eric: *rides shopping cart back and forth down the aisle*
  • Dylan: *films Eric*
  • Customers: *staring at them like wtf are those weird kids doing*
  • *a few moments later*
  • Dylan: reb, get in the back of the shopping cart and I'll push you around
  • Eric: *says this is stupid but gets in anyway*
  • Dylan: *pushes the shopping cart around the store while riding it*
  • Eric: *hands camera to Dylan*
  • Eric: *stands up* I FEEL SO TALL FOR ONCE IN MY LI- *dramatically falls*
  • Eric: OW MY FUCKING ASSS
  • Dylan: I got that on tape!!
  • *a few minutes later*
  • Eric: *is filming*
  • Dylan: *filling the cart with cartons of eggs*
  • Eric: ok that's enough, now we need some egg decorating kits
  • Eric and Dylan: *walks to the aisle with the egg decorating kits*
  • Dylan: *puts a bunch in the cart*
  • Eric: I need to get an ice pack for my ass
  • *at the self checkout*
  • Eric: FIFTY DOLLARS AND EIGHT CENTS FUCK THIS
  • Dylan: but we already have everything bagged
  • Eric: *cancels checkout*
  • Eric: *scans one carton of eggs* a dollar and two cents, that's better
  • Eric: *pays* let's go
  • *20 minutes later*
  • Dylan: *filming* we're back at my house to decorate the eggs
  • Eric: we're not going to boil the eggs, we're getting straight to decorating these fuckers
  • Dylan: we've got forty cartons of eggs
  • Dylan: *sets up camera so it's recording them*
  • Eric: where are your cups, we need cups to put the dye pellet things in
  • Dylan: *points* up there in that counter
  • Eric: *tries to reach it* I'm too short *climbs on top of counter*
  • Eric: take the cups and fill em all with water *hands them to Dylan*
  • Dylan: *fills the cups with water and puts them on the table* now we need to put the dye things in
  • Eric: *takes the camera and films the dye pellets going in then puts the camera back down so it will record them decorating eggs*
  • Eric and Dylan: *are sat down at the table*
  • Dylan: *to the camera* now we are about to begin decorating our godlike Easter eggs
  • Eric: pay close attention as this is a special routine that will make your eggs very godlike, this is a two man job btw
  • Eric: *picks up an egg* V, hold the blue water for me
  • Dylan: *grabs the blue and holds it* now Reb will gently lower the egg into the liquid
  • Eric: *slowly puts the egg into the blue* ok now we wait
  • Dylan:
  • Eric:
  • Dylan:
  • Eric: ok now we can take it out, go ahead V
  • Dylan: i'm not putting my hands in there, it's going to stain my fingers
  • Eric: use the spoon, jfc V
  • Dylan: *uses spoon to take the egg out*
  • Egg: *falls onto table and breaks*
  • Dylan: this is why we're supposed to boil them, now there's egg yolk and blue dye all over my mom's Easter tablecloth
  • Eric: *uses paper towel to clean up the mess* but we can't boil them, I have plans
  • *3 hours of egg decorating later*
  • Eric and Dylan: *covered in egg yolk and egg dye*
  • Table: *is a mess*
  • Eggs: *are drying on the Easter kit egg dryers*
  • Dylan: *tells the camera* we are almost done!
  • Eric: we have 8 eggs left
  • Cat: *jumps onto the table*
  • Cat: *sits in front of the camera*
  • Dylan: Rocky, you're blocking the camera, shoo
  • Cat: *walks across the table and knocks over all the egg dye*
  • Eric: *throws a tantrum* THAT CAT GOT EGG DYE ALL OVER MY TRENCH COAT!!
  • Dylan: *angrily* SAME
  • Eric: THIS ISN'T VERY GODLIKE
  • Cat: *runs away*
  • Dylan: how are we going to finish the last 8 eggs??!
  • Eric: FUCK THE EGGS, I NEED A NEW TRENCH COAT
  • Eric: *storms out of the house* I'M GOING TO BUY MYSELF A NEW TRENCH COAT
  • Dylan: *follows* WAIT FOR ME
  • *a short drive later*
  • Dylan: *filming* me and Reb came to the mall to buy new trench coats, as you can see *awkwardly films self in the mirror* we have already bought some new ones, *yells* Reb get over here and show off your new trench coat
  • Eric: *walks over* it looks exactly the same as the last one
  • Dylan: *continues to vlog around the mall*
  • *10 minutes later*
  • Dylan: *filming* I just adopted a bunny
  • Dylan: *films the bunny sitting inside of a pet carrier*
  • Eric: *appears out of nowhere* I go to the bathroom and you buy a fucking bunny are you serious
  • Dylan: he was only $20
  • Eric: omg let's just go
  • *back at Dylan's house*
  • Eric: *filming*
  • Eric: *zooms in and out of eggs* the eggs are dry and looking very godlike, v show em off to the camera, one by one
  • Dylan: *picks up an egg* this egg is black with purple spots, it is very creative and godlike *places egg in a giant bag*
  • *471 eggs later*
  • Dylan: those were all of our eggs
  • Eric: *films self* we're going to take them all in my car at midnight and go on a little rebel mission across the neighborhood. we're going to throw one egg at each house until we run out. me and V are the official Easter bunnies of Littleton. this will be the best damn reb-
  • Dylan: *screaming* CAPTAIN CARROT IS MISSING!!!! I CAN'T FIND HIM!!!
  • Camera: *captures a 'what the fuck' look on Eric's face*
  • Dylan: REB, HELP ME LOOK FOR HIM!!
  • Eric: why couldn't you name him "the destroyer" or something
  • Eric: *sets camera down on the floor and forgets to turn it off*
  • Eric: *mumbles* captain carrot are you serious
  • Eric and Dylan: *in a different room looking for captain carrot*
  • Dylan: *yells* CAPTAIN CARROT!!
  • Captain Carrot: *is filmed hopping across the floor and out of the window*
  • *a few minutes later*
  • Eric and Dylan: *comes back into room*
  • Dylan: where could he be??! I paid $20 for that rabbit
  • Eric: I don't care, we need to go on the rebel mission, get the eggs
  • Eric: *picks up the camera*
  • Dylan: *grabs the bag of eggs with a pout on his face* let's go
  • Eric and Dylan: *gets in Eric's car*
  • Dylan: *takes camera from Eric*
  • Eric: *starts to drive*
  • Dylan: *sees captain carrot outside* CAPTAIN CARROT!!!!!! *dives out of car*
  • Eric: *stops car* what the fuck
  • Captain Carrot: *runs into the street*
  • Dylan: no captain carrot, get out of the road!!!
  • Car: *approaches Captain Carrot*
  • Dylan: STOP, YOU'RE GOING TO HIT MY RABBIT
  • Captain Carrot: *runs*
  • Car: *passes*
  • Dylan: THANK GOD! CAPTAIN CARROT GET BACK HERE
  • Eric: *gets out of car*
  • Eric and Dylan: *are running after Captain Carrot*
  • Captain Carrot: *runs and disappears in a hole*
  • Dylan: THAT DARN RABBIT
  • Eric: we need to go, Captain Carrot wants to be free
  • Dylan: *sighs*
  • *some time later*
  • Eric: *slowly driving down a street*
  • Dylan: *throwing eggs out the window at houses* FEEL MY WRATH
  • Eric: HAPPY EASTER BITCHES
  • *the next day*
  • Eric: *filming* it's 11am, me and V are about to crash the Easter parade
  • Dylan: we're going to run into the parade right when the Easter bunny gets there and we're going to pull off the guy's head
  • *about an hour later*
  • Parade: *is going on*
  • Dylan: *filming*
  • Eric and Dylan: *waiting*
  • People: *cheering*
  • Easter bunny float: *starts to appear*
  • Eric: there it is
  • Dylan: and there's the Easter bunny *zooms in*
  • Eric and Dylan: *runs into the street and climbs onto the Easter bunny float*
  • People: *gasping*
  • Dylan: *still filming*
  • Eric: *pulls off the head of the Easter bunny*
  • Children: *gasps*
  • Eric and Dylan: *gasps* BROOKS??!
  • Brooks: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??! THIS WAS MY MOMENT
  • Dylan: WHAT THE FUCK BROOKS
  • Security: *starting to come forward*
  • Eric and Dylan: *runs away and takes the Easter bunny mask with them*

anonymous asked:

admin shiba likes Hunt Me Down we're going to get along well then ;u; would you mind if I asked each of you what are your favorite fics nowadays then? and thank you a lot for your hard work im so glad this blog is so alive and active again I missed it so much :')

i’ll start this off and the other admins can add their answers! I’ve also been enjoying hunt me down, but aside from that my favourite ongoing fics right now:

- codename: m.o.n.s.t.e.r by ariasofsnow (ongoing dystopian!au on ao3)
- keep me warm by bugarungus (ongoing domestic goodness on aff)
- and the la la corgi series by aestaeticism on ao3, which is an adorable series showing chanyeol growing up to love his corgi hybrid baekhyun (the first part is here)!!

as for non-ongoing fics - i’ve been reading bae 2017 recently. there are soooo many great fics from the fest but my personal favourites are blood and water and hold me closer, sleepy dancer (both very fluffy and feelsy)! be sure to give the authors at bae some love if you haven’t checked out the fest yet

hopefully the other admins will chime in with their current faves too!!

- admin paws

wow~~~ I’ve been reading all the ones Admin Paws is reading as well! Yes omg, Hunt Me Down is a MASTERPIECE of a fic, here are some more I’m reading, love!

are the ones i’m reading.. as well as BAE of course!!! I’ll def rec my fave bae fics ASAP <3 - Admin Shiba

the signs lost in the woods
  • cancer: guys we're doomed we are all going to die *starts to cry and runs to scorpio for comfort*
  • taurus: I NEED FOOD
  • virgo: taurus is right we need to find a water source and a place to stay for tonight libra please can u start a fire
  • aries: ill go find food this is so fun its an adventure!
  • *runs off*
  • libra: i dont want to get up can you do it
  • scorpio: you are all idiots
  • gemini: scorpio you read my mind im gonna go. good luck you guys!! *walks off*
  • aquarius: *follows gemini*
  • capricorn: who are we going to eat first
  • taurus: FOOOD
  • virgo: its okay taurus aries should be back soon
  • pisces: well idk virgo its getting kind of dark what if aries doesnt come back oh my god what if they got abducted by aliens
  • leo: pisces would u stfu
  • pisces: *starts to cry and runs to scorpio for comfort*
  • sagittarius: guys everyone is so pessimistic look on the bright side we have each other
  • leo: bye bitches im gonna go find myself a frappuccino *sassy walk off*
ICYMI: We're Still Obsessed With Gabrielle Union And Dwyane Wade's European Vacation Photos

To start the summer off right, Gabby and D-Wade took their love abroad, and from the looks of the photos, the vacation was everything.

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Selfie Slay

If you can’t take amazing photos with the one you love while on vacation then what’s the point?!

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Cuddled Cuties

No one can deny that these two are picture perfect!

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All Smiles

When you look this good with the one you love, you can’t help but grin from ear to ear!

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Special Moments

Joined on vacation by Dwyane’s son Zion, the Union-Wade family made some amazing memories to start summer ‘17.

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Date Night

Couples who hold hands together, stay together. That’s a fact.

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Casually Killin’ It

Has there ever been a more fashionable family?!

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Red, White and Blue

Stylish? Check. In Love? Check. Having the best time ever? Check, check, check!

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Front Row And Fabulous

We don’t know who we love more in this photo, Gabby or Dwyane. They both look sensational!

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#Goals

If these two aren’t serving nothing but goals we don’t know what this is!

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Hold Me Tight

No matter how old you are or how long you’ve been married, there is never a wrong time to hit the prom pose!

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Fashion Killas

When Mr. and Mrs. Wade step out, they can’t help but turn heads with their outfits and their love of course!

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Mix and Match

Does anyone else want to pull off this look with bae this summer or is it just us?!

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Blue Crush

If you’re going to completely slay the streets, this is how you do it!

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anonymous asked:

Did Touka and Kaneki have sex right before they started talking in the flashback during the time they were under the blanket together?

judging from the panels it looks like they started talking about it after having sex, maybe like the morning after, because they could be in the nude and the blanket is the easiest thing to cover them rather than clothes, clothes are hard to put on but easy to take off, if you know what i mean ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

Tumblr Right Now
  • <p> <b>Supernatural:</b> Oh god this isn't good. Hetalia is awake. *throwing salt everywhere*<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *locking all the doors* it could be worse. They don't know where we are.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *sitting on the couch reading* Yes, us moving from our old spot will do us so much good.<p/><b></b> *running heard*<p/><b></b> *zip lines heard*<p/><b></b> *Attack on Titan 3dmg's into the room*<p/><b>AoT:</b> GUYS I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> Hetalia is back, we know.<p/><b>Aot:</b> No. It's way worse.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *deducing* Oh God, no.<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> What? What is it? Who's back?<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> *eyes widen* Oh no. Not them. Please not them...<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *understanding* we're screwed.<p/><b></b> *running heard*<p/><b>AoT:</b> Fuck, hide!<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> *hides in closet with Sherlock*<p/><b>AoT:</b> *3DMG's away*<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *Shuts and locks the door, and hides behind the couch*<p/><b></b> *door gets kicked down*<p/><b>Hetalia:</b> MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BITCHES *flips couch and throws pasta at Doctor Whos face*<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *starts wheezing like the TARDIS brakes*<p/><b>Homestuck:</b> *runs into the room and rips the door off the hinges* HUSSIE HAS RETURNED *rips Supernatural and Sherlock out of the closet*<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> *tossing salt at Homestuck*<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *girly screams*<p/></p>
How to Train Your Dragon {Sentence Starters}
  • "You have to give me a chance to explain!"
  • "You must feel horrible. You've lost everything."
  • "Everything we know about you guys is wrong."
  • "See? Nothing to be afraid of."
  • "Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?"
  • "It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand."
  • "What, is it always going to be this way?"
  • "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!"
  • "Thank you for summing that up."
  • "I am not listening to anything you have to say!"
  • "Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!"
  • "Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
  • "The rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you?"
  • "Watch out, babe, I'll take care of this."
  • "I bet he's really frightened now. What are you gonna do about it?"
  • "I'm proud to call you my son."
  • "I was a coward! I was weak!"
  • "YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE-BUCKET!"
  • "What do you want me to do, block out the sun?"
  • "Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing!"
  • "We're leaving! Let's pack up."
  • "This time! This time, for sure!"
  • "I'm sorry! Just get me off of this thing!"
  • "I want to know what's going on."
  • "Start talking! Are you training with someone?"
  • "I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!"
  • "OW! Why would you do that?"
  • "Turns out all we needed was a little more of this!"
  • "Extremely dangerous, kill on sight."
  • "Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever."
  • "Ooooh, love on the battlefield!"
  • "Most people would leave. Not us."
  • "Your only chance: hide and pray it does not find you."
  • "Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!"
  • "Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones. What's with that?"
  • "You're crazy! I like that."
  • "Oops! Now this one has blood on it."
  • "You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. It's me."
  • "Aw, come on, let me out, please?"
  • "This conversation is feeling very one-sided."