but we're starting this off right

anonymous asked:

EVERY NOW AND THEN i FALL APART

Theo Raeken Imagine - Why Are You A Completely Different Person Towards Me When We’re In Public? Are You Crying? Somebody’s A Bit Protective. I Hate You!

Pairing: Theo Raeken x Reader
Word Count: 2850
Prompts: 1. “Why are you a completely different person towards me when we’re in public?” 6. “Are you crying?” 16. “Somebody’s a bit protective.” and 61. “I hate you!”
Request: Hey, could you write a Theo Raeken story with 1, 6, 16 and 61? With a sad ending?
Blurb: You love him, you really do, but why is he acting so different towards you in public? You decide to bring this up one night, but instantly regret it once you realise this may ruin your relationship with him. 
Authors Note: I love Theo.

MASTERLIST


You love Theo, you really do. You remember the first time you met him back in fourth grade with Stiles and Scott. You were all great friends until Theo left. You, Scott and Stiles remained really close, though, sticking together even through all the supernatural happenings. Although you yourself were not a supernatural creature, Scott and Stiles still classified you as part of the pack.

You had gone through many things with your two best friends and you had made more friends along the way. You never, not even for a second, would have ever believed that an old friend would come back. You were, of course, talking about Theo Raeken. You remember seeing him again after all those years, Scott and Stiles didn’t recognise him, but you did. He looked very similar to when he was young, except now he was very hot.

You and Theo had hit it off instantly, it was as if he had never moved. The only issue was that Stiles was very suspicious of him. You could never believe that Stiles would ever say or believe that, especially after being so close with him during his younger years. But Stiles was not convinced.

You, on the other hand, didn’t have one bad thought about Theo and before you knew it, you two were in a relationship. And you love him, you really do. In the beginning, he was very sweet and charming. He met you every morning at school and greeted you lovingly, he would walk you to your classes, even if it made him late to his own. He would always have an arm resting on your lower back, he would trace patterns and rub circles there as you walked to class. In his other hand, he would be holding your books as well as his own. You told him this wasn’t necessary, but he insisted, making you blush. 

He would always kiss the top of your head, or your nose or your cheek, saving the more passionate kisses for behind doors. He treated you like a princess like you were the only thing that ever mattered in his life. You never thought, not even for a second that one day you would be questioning your relationship. Because you told yourself you love him, you really do, but you weren’t sure whether he loved you.

You weren’t really sure when it happened or how it happened, it must have happened gradually otherwise you would’ve noticed it straight away. All of a sudden, Theo wasn’t greeting you in the morning, he stopped walking you to class and he didn’t carry your books anymore. The kisses in public stopped and his hands were by his side, not even close to touching you. The only time you ever saw him in public was when he was with the pack. At first, Theo was always by your side when you were with the pack, his hand was either on your lower back or laced with yours. Either way, there was some form of contact. He also made sure that they never put you into any dangerous situations where there was even a slight chance of you being hurt. But that changed as well. Theo didn’t even notice you while with the pack, he stood as far away as he could from you and barely made eye contact with you.

Stiles, being Stiles was the first to notice this. He pulled you aside during a pack meeting and addressed the situation immediately.

“Did you and Theo have a fight?” He had taken you outside, very far away so no werewolves could hear your conversation.

“No, why?” You asked, your eyebrows furrowed. You couldn’t understand why he was asking you this.

“Because usually he is all over you, but I don’t think he has even looked at you today.” He explained and this was when you realised how different he had been acting and this is when you became unsure of his love for you.

“I guess you’re right.” You said slowly, everything came to you all of a sudden. “Hey, Stiles can I ask you a question?” You asked and Stiles nodded. “Has Theo been acting differently to you guys recently?” Stiles didn’t say anything while thought about it.

“No, he is still the annoying Theo that everyone likes.” He replied, nodding his head.

“Everyone except you.” You giggled as he agreed with you and you made your way back to the pack.

You got back inside and stood next to Theo. He looked over at you and smiled. You smiled back at him and internally slapped yourself. You were overreacting, Theo loved you, he really did.

You told yourself that every day, and as each day went on, you found yourself faking the belief that you had for the statement. Because how could that statement be true?. If someone really loved another person, they would always show their love, they wouldn’t just show it sometimes or whenever they felt like it. And it seemed Theo only showed his love for you in private when he sneaked into your room at night. You knew that wasn’t the real him, at least it wasn’t him when you started dating.

You got to school the next morning and once again, Theo wasn’t at your locker waiting for you. You were sadly getting used to the embarrassed feeling you got when you found he wasn’t there. You felt the whole school noticed and was judging you and your relationship. You were certain everyone thought you and Theo had broken up.

You walked by yourself to your class, if you were being honest, you now never knew when Theo was actually at school.

It was confirmed that Theo was at school when you saw him at lunch. He was sat with the pack and you, of course, went to go sit with them. You sat next Theo, hoping he would acknowledge you.

“Hey, guys.” You greeted sitting down next to him. They all replied, except Theo. You looked at him, but he was looking down. He must have seen you look at him and turned to look at the opposite side. You sighed, getting that embarrassed feeling again. You looked up and saw Stiles looking at you. You tried to give him a convincing smile, he gave you a sad one back.

The whole time you tried to talk to Theo. Of course, you did it while the pack was lost in their own conversations, you wouldn’t be able to face the awkwardness if the whole pack saw Theo ignore you.

“How has your day been?” You smiled at him.

“Alright.” He replied, looking down. You bit your lip and nodded. How were you meant to keep the conversation going?

“Are you coming over tonight?” You asked a slight smirk on your lips.

“Maybe.” He shrugged. You frowned, why was he being like this? His responses were unusually blunt.

You tried to talk to him, but he ignored you best he could, sometimes pretending he couldn’t hear you. Sometimes doing it when the pack was watching. You felt sick after lunch and basically ran to your locker, nearly in tears.

You were completely shocked to see Theo there waiting for you.

“Theo, what are you? How are you?” You started, but never finished the questions, being interrupted by him.

“Look Y/N,” he started and you were hoping this was the start of an apology, “I don’t know if I will get a chance to see you before tomorrow, but I need to tell you something important.” Your hopes were very high at the moment. “Don’t leave your house. Not tonight and don’t even think about leaving it tomorrow. Please, just stay home. If anybody knocks, don’t answer and don’t believe anything unless there is proof.” He commanded making your mouth open slightly from shock.

“What?” You asked, your eyes squinted slightly, not believing the words that just came out of his mouth. You were once again feeling embarrassed that you thought he was going to apologise.

“Just, don’t leave your house, alright?” He looked into your eyes to make sure you understood. You didn’t say anything so he continued, “Just trust me.”

“Somebody’s a bit protective.” You stated. You tried to make it a lighthearted statement, but it came out cold and suspicious.

“Y/N,” he spoke, holding onto your arm, you were sure this was the first time he had touched you in public for weeks. “I wouldn’t tell you this if I didn’t think it was important.”

“Okay.” You stated and pulled your arm out of his grip. As soon as you turned around you scoffed and rolled your eyes as you walked to your next class. You felt bad for being so cranky, but you had a reason to be. He couldn’t just treat you like that.

As you walked to class his words stayed in your mind. Why did he want you to stay in your house tomorrow? You could do whatever you wanted, you didn’t have to listen to him.

You stopped trying to get through to Theo after that. He was just a bit too commanding for your liking.

You got home that night and threw your bag across your room. You let out a grunt as you threw it and then jumped on your bed. Why did he have to be like this?

You laid on your bed, just thinking, thinking about Theo, stupid Theo. Your thoughts occasionally wondered to your homework, but you weren’t bothered to do it.

It had been hours since you got home and you still hadn’t moved. What was the point? Apparently, you weren’t allowed to leave your house, because Theo told you not to and Theo had been ignoring you for the past few weeks, so why should he have a say in what you do it’s not like he pays attention to you anymore. You ranted in your head and as you finished you felt your throat tighten and the tears began to form in your eyes. As soon as your mind wandered off to Theo again, the tears started falling down. Stupid Theo, he had no right to treat you like that.

You continued sniffling, thinking about Theo. You thought you heard something at your window, but didn’t think twice about it. It was probably the wind. The noise came again and you lifted your head up. Your face was probably tear stained and red and blotchy, you knew you looked horrible. The sound came a third time and you got up. A tiny part of you hoped it wasn’t Theo.

You hopes were lost as you saw the familiar face standing outside your window. Your bedroom was on the bottom floor, which made it easy for him to come in whenever either of you felt like.

As soon as you saw him you walked away. Your window was closed, so he was stuck outside. You sat on the edge of your bed, your back facing the window.

You assumed he would go away, but he didn’t. Instead, he continued knocking at your door making you roll your eyes. Tears started forming again as you remember why you were so pissed at him.

His knocks continued and you turned around to see him standing outside, a pleading look on his face. You walked back over and opened the window, but not allowing him to come in.

“What do you want Theo?” You asked bitterly.

“Are you crying?” He asked as you subconsciously wiped your eyes.

“No.” You replied bluntly.

“Why are you crying, princess?” He asked softly, but this only made more tears fall down your cheeks. You didn’t feel like his princess anymore.

“Go away, Theo.” You choked out, going to shut the window. He stopped it from shutting.

“Let me in.” He told you, it wasn’t in a demanding tone, but in a soft tone. You shook your head as you sniffled.

“Why should I?” You asked.

“What are you talking about baby girl? Let me in, come on we can have a proper conversation.” He told you. You didn’t want to give in, but you did want to talk about the events that had been happening between you two. You turned around, leaving the window opened. Theo took this as an invitation to come in, so he did.

“What’s wrong princess?” Why did he have to call you that name? It reminded you of when he actually treated you like one. You were both sat on the edge of your bed, your backs facing the now closed window. “I’m glad you stayed home tonight.” It sounded as if he was trying to lighten the mood, but that only made you angrier.

“Why are you a completely different person towards me when we’re in public?” You came out and said it straight away. You were hoping to actually build up to it, but it just sort of came out. You looked over at Theo whose face looked hurt.

“What are you talking about?” He asked, his soft voice had gone and he sounded quite hurt and angry. You rolled your eyes internally at him, you should be the one hurt and angry, instead, you are hurt and sad.

“You’ve just been a different person lately and I don’t know.” You trailed off. He raised an eyebrow at you as if to ask you to explain further. You sighed before continuing, “I don’t know, it’s just that you don’t greet me in the mornings or walk me to class or even just talk to me at school. But when you come here at night you turn back into my sweet boyfriend. Like today for example, when we were eating lunch you ignored me and then you turned all commanding near my locker, but as soon as you came here you were all sweet and caring.” You explained, going on into a mini rant. “Even Stiles noticed.” You instantly regretted saying that as soon as it came out of your mouth.

“Stiles?” He asked, his jaw was clenched. “What, have you been having advice sessions about our relationship with Stiles?” He emphasised the name, ‘Stiles’. You shouldn’t have said that as you knew Theo wasn’t exactly happy with Stiles at the moment considering the fact that Stiles didn’t exactly like Theo.

“No, he just, I don’t know, but that isn’t the point!” You exclaimed, trying to get your conversation back to what it was meant to be about.

“What is the point then?” He asked, his eyes squinted slightly.

“The point is, why are you acting really weird in public and why do I have to stay home? It is my life.” Your tears had ceased now. He scoffed.

“Everything I do is to protect you, why-” He was going to continue but you cut him off.

“Protect me? Are you serious? You telling me to stay home was very demanding and it didn’t sound like protecting me at all.” You challenged him, your voice rising.

“It’s a supermoon tomorrow and I don’t want you getting hurt.” He explained, the volume of his voice had lowered.

“I’ve survived many supermoons, without you.” You pointed out making him roll his eyes.

“Why can’t you just listen to me?” He asked, the volume of his voice rising again. You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms, allowing him to go on. “The reason I’m telling you to stay here is because I care about you and I don’t want you getting hurt. Yes, you have gone through many supermoons, but I just have a bad feeling about the one coming up. And yes, I have been distant with you, especially at school and in public in general, but I have a very good explanation for-”

“Of course you do.” You spat making him stand up.

“I do.” He screamed making you stand up as well.

“Then what is your amazing explanation?” You asked.

“I don’t want them to know how much you mean to me, I want to keep you safe.” He explained gently.

“Who is them?” You emphasised getting angrier with him.

“I can’t tell you.” He said through gritted teeth.

“Of course you can’t.” You scoffed sitting back down on your bed.

“Just listen to me, alright Y/N?” He sounded very angry. “I told you to stay home and you are going to stay home.”

“I hate you!” You really do. The tears were back again and Theo looked shocked when you looked up at him.

“Y/N.” He whispered your name, his face looked hurt once again.

“No, Theo you need to leave.” You said bravely, trying desperately hard to stop your tears. He scoffed at you and rolled his eyes before leaving out your window. You looked back, but he was already gone.

You got ready for bed and started crying into your pillow. You honestly weren’t sure whether or not you meant those words, but at the moment you did. You basically cried yourself to sleep, with so many questions still unanswered.

Blond(e): Powerful Lyrics that Stuck Out To Me
  • Nikes: we're not in love but ill still make love to you
  • Ivy: i thought that i was dreamin when you said you loved me, it started from nothing
  • Pink+White: you showed me love/dark skin never saw the shade
  • Be Yourself: be yourself be secure with yourself
  • Solo: think we were better off solo/inhale(in hell) inhale (in hell)theres heaven
  • Skyline To: it begins to blur when we get older
  • Self Control: ill be the boyfriend in your wet dreams tonight/keep a place for me
  • Good Guy: i know you dont need me right now
  • Nights: if i get my money right you know that i dont need you/hope you're doing well bruh/new beginnings wake up the sun is going down/shut the fuck up i dont want to your conversation/been ready for you all my life
  • Solo(Reprise): solo that i can admit when another kid gets shot by the popo it aint an event/no more
  • Pretty Sweet: you cant hurt me now
  • Facebook Story: jealousy pure jealousy for nothing
  • Close To You: ill be honest i wasnt devastated but you couldve held my hand through this pain
  • White Ferrari: left when i forgot to speak/ i care for you still and I will forever
  • Seigfried: im not brave/been livin in an idea from another mans mind/id rather go to jail ive tried hell/maybe have a good cry over you/id do anything for you((in the dark))
  • GodSpeed: i will always love you,how i do/ill let go of my claim on you/always
  • Futura Free: im just guy not a god

anonymous asked:

Last summer me and my boyfriend went for a quick hike just outside of town. We're pretty sexual people and idk what it was but I couldn't control myself. I turned around and started making out with him hardcore, and slammed him up against a tree. He turned me around, lifted my summer dress and fucked me right there. We didn't even have time to get off the path and we were so into it we didn't even notice another couple come up behind us on the trail. So awkward but so worth it

anonymous asked:

So apparently when E and D entered the library, a girl heard one say to the other, "Are you still with me? We're still gonna do this, right?". I've wondered who was the one to say it and i wondered your opinion on who it was? (I love your blog so much btw)

Lisa Kreutz’ (page 62 of the 11k) account: The boys entered the library and started yelling then and one said something about blowing up the library. She heard an explosion inside the library then and she heard one of the gunmen say that they hated the school and that the school had messed them up. Then the shooting began inside the library, setting the fire alarm off. The girls pulled the chairs in closer to the table to hide behind but that didn’t stop the bullets when [Dylan Klebold] began to shoot under their table. Lisa’s right wrist was grazed by a stray bullet. She heard the “Do you believe in God?” exchange between Valeen Schnurr, which occurred about the same time that [Dylan] fired again under the table where Lisa was still hiding. She was hit several times, sustaining multiple gunshot wounds to shoulder, hand and both arms. She lay bleeding in the library for 2 1/2 hours, unable to move due to the severity of her injuries, before she was rescued by officials on scene. She was the last survivor to be pulled from the library.

When the shooters entered the library she heard one say: “Are you still with me? We’re still gonna do this, right?” 

Which time the shooters entered the library- that is, when her mind recalls she heard this -  is key.  

Which boy said this really is hinged on when Lisa Kreutz actually heard the alleged question and whether her recall of precisely when she heard this is correct.  If Lisa had heard one of them say this at the start of the library massacre, while the boys were first approaching the library doors, then I believe that Eric was asking Dylan for reassurance that he was still on board with the ‘make it up as we go along Plan B’ - to continue on with their KMFDM agenda to shoot, kill, maim classmates trapped in the library. This would’ve been before Eric had broke his nose and so he would’ve still been very enthusiastic and pumped up, thirsty for kills and revenge, in addition to the mere taste of it they got outside with some potshots at students on the school grounds.   Upon entering the school, they’d stalled and dicked around in the hallway by shooting and throwing pipe bombs at lockers and walls and randomly shooting at fleeing students in an ineffective free-for-all manner. The two even separated a good bit of time. Dylan killed no one in the hall, Eric killed Dave Sanders.  So, Eric was ready to head into that library and take revenge up close and in a personal way.  Was Dylan ready for this?  Eric had to be sure he was ready for the next level of destruction that was left up to them to accomplish since the bombs hadn’t yet gone off, and might never.

Since, Lisa was heavily wounded and remained in the library somewhere near  an unconscious Patrick Ireland the entire time after all the other students fled, her recall may have been hazy as to when exactly this alleged question was posed. It’s quite possible that it occurred when the boys returned for the very last time to the library.  By then, their mindset had become more distracted and aimless after failing to make the bombs go off in the Commons.  The blood lust against classmates had fizzled and committing suicide was rapidly becoming forefront in their minds since the cops were now closing in.  If the alleged discussion had occurred the second time, the last time, they ventured to the library, I believe Dylan would have asked Eric for reassurance that he too was committed to the act of suicide because this is what Dylan wanted most of all out of that entire day.  Oh sure, the rest was the ‘have fun!’ journey but the end was his destination he so longed for.  

I do believe that Eric may have been hesitant to commit suicide at some point or another, since he was seen to be remorseful on the Basement tape videos made two and a half weeks before the incident, and in their final testament video, Eric was seen to be saying how much he would miss his boss, Bob, at Blackjack, how he would miss some special people, how he wished he could go back to Michigan and see some old friends first, and how he knew his parents would be so hurtful, and his statement of “to everyone I love, I’m sorry about all this” or something to that similar affect. Dylan, on the other hand, was on a suicide mission from the very beginning, and made his suicide a key point in NBK, more than a year prior to the incident. Eric had also wrote that he and Dylan could escape after the incident, and destroy as much as possible, move to Mexico or an island where Americans couldn’t find them, or hijack and crash a plane into New York City afterwards. His alternative exits may have been wildly far fetched fantasy but it equates to a certain amount of disbelief and hesitation that NBK was a revenge mission which could only end unequivocally in suicide - either romantically by cop as he envisioned - or by their own hand.  At the point they made their way back up to the library, Eric would have had to rapidly come to the terms that he would have to do the job for himself in their failed mission.  Even though Eric knew that he wouldn’t live after the incident, and that he eventually would go ahead and commit suicide, he didn’t make his own suicide a key part of the event, something that was absolutely necessary, while Dylan did.  It’s not likely that Dylan would have been the one to have ideas of backing out since it was his utmost goal to complete NBK for the reward of freedom that awaited him.

Anyway, that’s my take! Glad you enjoy E-C. :) 

  • Antigone: Ohhh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god!
  • Eric: Antigone! Antigone! Snap out of it! Agatha Doyle will be here at any moment. I'm going to check if the coast is clear.
  • Agatha: I hope I'm not too late. The vicar started haggling—
  • Eric: Right, so the coast is NOT clear. We'll have to improvise—
  • Antigone: I KILLED SID MARLOW!
  • Eric: Okay, that's the thing YOU SHOULDN'T SAY TO A POLICE OFFICER!
  • Agatha: I say! Can I come in?
  • Eric: Not yet!
  • Agatha: Why not?
  • Eric: We're... we're... we're all naked!
  • Agatha: WHAT? Oh! I can get my kit off in the—
  • Eric: No no no! That won't be necessary.
  • Agatha: I'm open-minded!
  • Eric: NO!
  • Weiss: "LET'S TAKE THIS MISSION!" SHE SAID! "IT WILL BE FUN!" SHE SAID! *Weiss Shouted over the roaring winds as she narrowing avoided a flying book and lamp.*
  • Ruby: OH COME ON WEISS! *Rudy shouted back, slicing multiple chairs coming at her from different directions.* I THOUGHT IS WAS JUST GOING TO BE A GRIMM EXTERMINATION JOB!
  • Weiss: WELL MAY IF YOU READ THE ACTUALLY NAME OF THE JOB YOU WOULD HAVE REALIZED IT SAID, "EXORCISM'!!
  • Blake: *Just then Blake landed in between the two, shooted tea cups and pot.* GUY! CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS AT THE TASK AT HAND!! *Blake demanded of the two pointing upward towards the fire dressed ghost in the center of the raging whirlwind, Howling and screaming.*
  • Ruby: YOU GOT TO ADMIT THOSE! IT IS AWESOME TO BE FIGHTING AN ACTUALLY GHOST!! *Ruby smiled to her Weiss and Sister in law.*
  • Weiss: NO RUBY! NO IT IS NOT AWESOME!
  • Blake: HERE IT COME! *Blake shouted as she and the other braced themselves as the ghost charged forward.* WHERE THE HELL IS YANG!?
  • ~Meanwhile in the kitchen~
  • Yang: Helloooo! Ruby! Weiss! Blakey! Where are you guys!? *Yang yelled out as she entered the kitchen before sniffing the air.* Guh, What is that stink? *Yang then looked towards the gas stove and noticed that the nob was turned on.* Huh? I'm surprise this place still have gas. Well better turn this off. Don't want the mansion to go up in flames again. *Yang shrugged while opening the window next to her before making her way to the stove and turning it off.
  • ~Meanwhile at the never second Yang turned the nob to off~
  • Fire ghost: RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-auh? *The angry spirted roared when suddenly the flames vanished revealing a woman matching a woman in a old portrait that falls to the ground along with everything else that was flying in the air.* At... At last... At long last... Thank you young woman. Thank you. *The spirit spoke as a light appeared from hole in the ceiling as the spirit ascended before disappearing*
  • Ruby: Eh?
  • Weiss: What's going on?
  • Blake: I... I think she just found peace? *Blake said as she and the other sheathed their weapon just in time as Yang walks in.*
  • Yang: THERE YOU GUYS ARE! I was looking every where for you. *Yang smiled moving close giving Ruby a hug and Blake a hug and a kiss before looking around.* Whoa. What happened here?
  • Blake: You wouldn't believe us if we talk you sweetie.
  • Ruby: We fought a ghost.
  • Yang: WHAT!? AW MAN! I WANTED TO FIGHT A GHOST! *Yang Pouted.*
  • Weiss: NO YANG YOU DON"T! IT WAS TERRIFYING! AND WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!? *Weiss Shouted as she covered herself with Ruby's cloak, making the young leader blush.*
  • Yang: In the kitchen looking for you guys. Someone left the stove on. *Yang stated, pointing to where she came in.*
  • Blake: Wait a'sec. *Blake mutter pulling out her scroll and searching on it before facepalming herself.* Of course that's what happened here out of all the thing.
  • Ruby/Weiss/Yang: What?
  • Blake: Says here in this old article that the woman that dyed here dyed from a fire that started in the kitchen because the gas stove was left on. *Showing her wife sister in law and Weiss her scroll.*
  • Ruby: Soooooo Yang freed this lady's spirit...
  • Weiss: By turning off a stove?
  • Yang: So Am I an exorcist now?
  • Blake: No babe. No.
  • Ruby: But we are ghostbusters right?
  • Weiss: Ruby n-
  • Yang: HELL YEAH!WE'RE GHOSTBUSTERS!
  • Weiss: Oh god. Blake stop you wife and sister before-
  • Blake: As long as I'm Egon. No.
  • Weiss: God help me.
If The Basement Tapes were videos of Eric and Dylan crafting or baking: Easter Special
  • Dylan: *filming Eric*
  • Eric: it's April 3rd, 1999. what's so special about this day, V?
  • Dylan: tomorrow is our last Easter before NBK. our last chance to decorate godlike Easter eggs. our last chance to be in the Littleton Easter parade. we need to make it special.
  • Eric: we have so much shit planned and we're going to record it all to show the world how godlike we are. the world will not be ready to see these tapes.
  • Dylan: our Easter celebration will be better than NBK. people won't be able to handle Reb and VoDkA's Easter Eggstravaganza.
  • Dylan: *whispers* reb, can that be the name of the tape?
  • Eric: no
  • *10 minutes later*
  • Dylan: *is filming inside of Walmart* we are at Walmart buying supplies
  • Eric: *looking at eggs* how many eggs should we get? two dozen?
  • Dylan: we need more than that. I'll get a shopping cart
  • Dylan: *goes to the front of the store and gets a shopping cart*
  • Dylan: *rides the shopping cart with his trench coat blowing in the airflow*
  • Eric: *sees Dylan riding the shopping cart towards him* V, what the fuck are you doing? are you 5?
  • Dylan: *reaches Eric* wheee!
  • Eric: omg I wanna try get off
  • Eric: *rides shopping cart back and forth down the aisle*
  • Dylan: *films Eric*
  • Customers: *staring at them like wtf are those weird kids doing*
  • *a few moments later*
  • Dylan: reb, get in the back of the shopping cart and I'll push you around
  • Eric: *says this is stupid but gets in anyway*
  • Dylan: *pushes the shopping cart around the store while riding it*
  • Eric: *hands camera to Dylan*
  • Eric: *stands up* I FEEL SO TALL FOR ONCE IN MY LI- *dramatically falls*
  • Eric: OW MY FUCKING ASSS
  • Dylan: I got that on tape!!
  • *a few minutes later*
  • Eric: *is filming*
  • Dylan: *filling the cart with cartons of eggs*
  • Eric: ok that's enough, now we need some egg decorating kits
  • Eric and Dylan: *walks to the aisle with the egg decorating kits*
  • Dylan: *puts a bunch in the cart*
  • Eric: I need to get an ice pack for my ass
  • *at the self checkout*
  • Eric: FIFTY DOLLARS AND EIGHT CENTS FUCK THIS
  • Dylan: but we already have everything bagged
  • Eric: *cancels checkout*
  • Eric: *scans one carton of eggs* a dollar and two cents, that's better
  • Eric: *pays* let's go
  • *20 minutes later*
  • Dylan: *filming* we're back at my house to decorate the eggs
  • Eric: we're not going to boil the eggs, we're getting straight to decorating these fuckers
  • Dylan: we've got forty cartons of eggs
  • Dylan: *sets up camera so it's recording them*
  • Eric: where are your cups, we need cups to put the dye pellet things in
  • Dylan: *points* up there in that counter
  • Eric: *tries to reach it* I'm too short *climbs on top of counter*
  • Eric: take the cups and fill em all with water *hands them to Dylan*
  • Dylan: *fills the cups with water and puts them on the table* now we need to put the dye things in
  • Eric: *takes the camera and films the dye pellets going in then puts the camera back down so it will record them decorating eggs*
  • Eric and Dylan: *are sat down at the table*
  • Dylan: *to the camera* now we are about to begin decorating our godlike Easter eggs
  • Eric: pay close attention as this is a special routine that will make your eggs very godlike, this is a two man job btw
  • Eric: *picks up an egg* V, hold the blue water for me
  • Dylan: *grabs the blue and holds it* now Reb will gently lower the egg into the liquid
  • Eric: *slowly puts the egg into the blue* ok now we wait
  • Dylan:
  • Eric:
  • Dylan:
  • Eric: ok now we can take it out, go ahead V
  • Dylan: i'm not putting my hands in there, it's going to stain my fingers
  • Eric: use the spoon, jfc V
  • Dylan: *uses spoon to take the egg out*
  • Egg: *falls onto table and breaks*
  • Dylan: this is why we're supposed to boil them, now there's egg yolk and blue dye all over my mom's Easter tablecloth
  • Eric: *uses paper towel to clean up the mess* but we can't boil them, I have plans
  • *3 hours of egg decorating later*
  • Eric and Dylan: *covered in egg yolk and egg dye*
  • Table: *is a mess*
  • Eggs: *are drying on the Easter kit egg dryers*
  • Dylan: *tells the camera* we are almost done!
  • Eric: we have 8 eggs left
  • Cat: *jumps onto the table*
  • Cat: *sits in front of the camera*
  • Dylan: Rocky, you're blocking the camera, shoo
  • Cat: *walks across the table and knocks over all the egg dye*
  • Eric: *throws a tantrum* THAT CAT GOT EGG DYE ALL OVER MY TRENCH COAT!!
  • Dylan: *angrily* SAME
  • Eric: THIS ISN'T VERY GODLIKE
  • Cat: *runs away*
  • Dylan: how are we going to finish the last 8 eggs??!
  • Eric: FUCK THE EGGS, I NEED A NEW TRENCH COAT
  • Eric: *storms out of the house* I'M GOING TO BUY MYSELF A NEW TRENCH COAT
  • Dylan: *follows* WAIT FOR ME
  • *a short drive later*
  • Dylan: *filming* me and Reb came to the mall to buy new trench coats, as you can see *awkwardly films self in the mirror* we have already bought some new ones, *yells* Reb get over here and show off your new trench coat
  • Eric: *walks over* it looks exactly the same as the last one
  • Dylan: *continues to vlog around the mall*
  • *10 minutes later*
  • Dylan: *filming* I just adopted a bunny
  • Dylan: *films the bunny sitting inside of a pet carrier*
  • Eric: *appears out of nowhere* I go to the bathroom and you buy a fucking bunny are you serious
  • Dylan: he was only $20
  • Eric: omg let's just go
  • *back at Dylan's house*
  • Eric: *filming*
  • Eric: *zooms in and out of eggs* the eggs are dry and looking very godlike, v show em off to the camera, one by one
  • Dylan: *picks up an egg* this egg is black with purple spots, it is very creative and godlike *places egg in a giant bag*
  • *471 eggs later*
  • Dylan: those were all of our eggs
  • Eric: *films self* we're going to take them all in my car at midnight and go on a little rebel mission across the neighborhood. we're going to throw one egg at each house until we run out. me and V are the official Easter bunnies of Littleton. this will be the best damn reb-
  • Dylan: *screaming* CAPTAIN CARROT IS MISSING!!!! I CAN'T FIND HIM!!!
  • Camera: *captures a 'what the fuck' look on Eric's face*
  • Dylan: REB, HELP ME LOOK FOR HIM!!
  • Eric: why couldn't you name him "the destroyer" or something
  • Eric: *sets camera down on the floor and forgets to turn it off*
  • Eric: *mumbles* captain carrot are you serious
  • Eric and Dylan: *in a different room looking for captain carrot*
  • Dylan: *yells* CAPTAIN CARROT!!
  • Captain Carrot: *is filmed hopping across the floor and out of the window*
  • *a few minutes later*
  • Eric and Dylan: *comes back into room*
  • Dylan: where could he be??! I paid $20 for that rabbit
  • Eric: I don't care, we need to go on the rebel mission, get the eggs
  • Eric: *picks up the camera*
  • Dylan: *grabs the bag of eggs with a pout on his face* let's go
  • Eric and Dylan: *gets in Eric's car*
  • Dylan: *takes camera from Eric*
  • Eric: *starts to drive*
  • Dylan: *sees captain carrot outside* CAPTAIN CARROT!!!!!! *dives out of car*
  • Eric: *stops car* what the fuck
  • Captain Carrot: *runs into the street*
  • Dylan: no captain carrot, get out of the road!!!
  • Car: *approaches Captain Carrot*
  • Dylan: STOP, YOU'RE GOING TO HIT MY RABBIT
  • Captain Carrot: *runs*
  • Car: *passes*
  • Dylan: THANK GOD! CAPTAIN CARROT GET BACK HERE
  • Eric: *gets out of car*
  • Eric and Dylan: *are running after Captain Carrot*
  • Captain Carrot: *runs and disappears in a hole*
  • Dylan: THAT DARN RABBIT
  • Eric: we need to go, Captain Carrot wants to be free
  • Dylan: *sighs*
  • *some time later*
  • Eric: *slowly driving down a street*
  • Dylan: *throwing eggs out the window at houses* FEEL MY WRATH
  • Eric: HAPPY EASTER BITCHES
  • *the next day*
  • Eric: *filming* it's 11am, me and V are about to crash the Easter parade
  • Dylan: we're going to run into the parade right when the Easter bunny gets there and we're going to pull off the guy's head
  • *about an hour later*
  • Parade: *is going on*
  • Dylan: *filming*
  • Eric and Dylan: *waiting*
  • People: *cheering*
  • Easter bunny float: *starts to appear*
  • Eric: there it is
  • Dylan: and there's the Easter bunny *zooms in*
  • Eric and Dylan: *runs into the street and climbs onto the Easter bunny float*
  • People: *gasping*
  • Dylan: *still filming*
  • Eric: *pulls off the head of the Easter bunny*
  • Children: *gasps*
  • Eric and Dylan: *gasps* BROOKS??!
  • Brooks: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING??! THIS WAS MY MOMENT
  • Dylan: WHAT THE FUCK BROOKS
  • Security: *starting to come forward*
  • Eric and Dylan: *runs away and takes the Easter bunny mask with them*
The kids are doing it
  • Soldier 76: *wraps an arm around Mercy before nuzzling his nose against hers*
  • Mercy: *blushing uncontrollably*
  • 76: So how about it?
  • Mercy: How about what?
  • 76: Us. Being a... you know.
  • Mercy: Elaborate.
  • 76: *rubs neck before turning red in the face* A couple. I never had a chance to start things with you back then and I don't want to pass up on it now so... what do you say?
  • Mercy: Jack, we're at war. We... we can't be in a relationship. It'll compromise things. We can't do that to the team
  • 76: But all the kids are doing it
  • Mercy: Doing what?
  • 76: Having sex these days and hooking up
  • Mercy: WTF WHO IS DOING WHO
  • 76: O_o;
  • Mercy: *shakes 76 violently*
  • 76: They are using protection...
  • Mercy: WHO IS THEY?!
  • 76: ...
  • Mercy: *evil, threatening glare* Jack Morrison you tell me right now who is doing who!
  • 76: ._. D.Va and Junkrat
  • Mercy: MY PURE CHILD HAS SINNED
  • 76: She was sinning long before she started playing with his junk
  • Mercy: *hisses and storms off to murder Junkrat*
  • 76: Get it... his junk *laughs*

Taking ElfQuest from the top for the first time in years. Right in issue #1, we get to meet the trolls, who, uh, let’s see…

  • are characterized as being greedy and dishonest
  • live apart from the others, and are portrayed as selfish in their isolationism
  • are all fabulously wealthy and materialistic but hoard their jewels and gold for themselves
  • have a vague and unspecified religion that appears strange to the protagonists, who then desecrate a sacred object of theirs and are rewarded for it by the narrative,
    and
  • all have really notably large / hooked noses.

Sounds familiar… oh, yeah, that’s an anti-Semitic caricature, isn’t it.

I don’t necessarily place the FULL blame on the Pinis here; “generic anti-Semitic caricature trolls / goblins / dwarves / other fantasy race” is a pretty damn common fantasy trope; they could have just been borrowing from the mainstream fantasy hive mind without realizing the full implications of the tropes they were using, but this is still… gross.  

the signs lost in the woods
  • cancer: guys we're doomed we are all going to die *starts to cry and runs to scorpio for comfort*
  • taurus: I NEED FOOD
  • virgo: taurus is right we need to find a water source and a place to stay for tonight libra please can u start a fire
  • aries: ill go find food this is so fun its an adventure!
  • *runs off*
  • libra: i dont want to get up can you do it
  • scorpio: you are all idiots
  • gemini: scorpio you read my mind im gonna go. good luck you guys!! *walks off*
  • aquarius: *follows gemini*
  • capricorn: who are we going to eat first
  • taurus: FOOOD
  • virgo: its okay taurus aries should be back soon
  • pisces: well idk virgo its getting kind of dark what if aries doesnt come back oh my god what if they got abducted by aliens
  • leo: pisces would u stfu
  • pisces: *starts to cry and runs to scorpio for comfort*
  • sagittarius: guys everyone is so pessimistic look on the bright side we have each other
  • leo: bye bitches im gonna go find myself a frappuccino *sassy walk off*

@squidsmeister @plasticoctopus squids im so happy. its about a month off from my bday but i’ll believe they were just trying to compromise for us. ive been waiting for this for literally years, if over a year means you can start saying years. but also literal years from when i liked the donuts right off and quickly realized the stunning value of lars and have been long awaiting every episode with him. i have been waiting so long for lars to be involved in a multi-ep plot. i have been waiting so long for him and steven to reach the harmonious phase of their sibling relationship, multi-ep-plot related or not. a Source tipped me off in the least spoilery terms that this day would come and at the time i was actually stressed as fuck to hear that because it was in the middle of the agonizing Drought and i was despairing about having to wait an unknown amount of time for the lars content and i was in miserable conditions for waiting through everything and it made me mad to think i would HAVE to wait an indefinite amount of time for This Day to come b/c i knew i’d want to see it but the waiting was disrespectful to me. but partway thru the last pair of this weeks eps i knew that day had finally arrived and i’m so so ready for that content we deserve and have been so wrongly denied

im so ready for the lars content you guys. ive been waiting for this since the damn first ep aired. its all been leading up to this, as well as whatever comes after, but this is the first big vindication. not just the One Lars Episode after months of absence although thank god for them they change my life. we have The Lars and i’m so ready for this. im so ready for all this content in a row. for the crucial lars. give me this shit. my boy im so proud i love him so much he’s so good

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  • <p> <b>Supernatural:</b> Oh god this isn't good. Hetalia is awake. *throwing salt everywhere*<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *locking all the doors* it could be worse. They don't know where we are.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *sitting on the couch reading* Yes, us moving from our old spot will do us so much good.<p/><b></b> *running heard*<p/><b></b> *zip lines heard*<p/><b></b> *Attack on Titan 3dmg's into the room*<p/><b>AoT:</b> GUYS I HAVE TERRIBLE NEWS<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> Hetalia is back, we know.<p/><b>Aot:</b> No. It's way worse.<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *deducing* Oh God, no.<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> What? What is it? Who's back?<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> *eyes widen* Oh no. Not them. Please not them...<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *understanding* we're screwed.<p/><b></b> *running heard*<p/><b>AoT:</b> Fuck, hide!<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> *hides in closet with Sherlock*<p/><b>AoT:</b> *3DMG's away*<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *Shuts and locks the door, and hides behind the couch*<p/><b></b> *door gets kicked down*<p/><b>Hetalia:</b> MARUKAITE CHIKYUU BITCHES *flips couch and throws pasta at Doctor Whos face*<p/><b>Doctor Who:</b> *starts wheezing like the TARDIS brakes*<p/><b>Homestuck:</b> *runs into the room and rips the door off the hinges* HUSSIE HAS RETURNED *rips Supernatural and Sherlock out of the closet*<p/><b>Supernatural:</b> *tossing salt at Homestuck*<p/><b>Sherlock:</b> *girly screams*<p/></p>
How to Train Your Dragon {Sentence Starters}
  • "You have to give me a chance to explain!"
  • "You must feel horrible. You've lost everything."
  • "Everything we know about you guys is wrong."
  • "See? Nothing to be afraid of."
  • "Why is this so important to you all of a sudden?"
  • "It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand."
  • "What, is it always going to be this way?"
  • "Thank you for nothing, you useless reptile!"
  • "Thank you for summing that up."
  • "I am not listening to anything you have to say!"
  • "Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!"
  • "Okay, I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"
  • "The rest of us would have done it. So why didn't you?"
  • "Watch out, babe, I'll take care of this."
  • "I bet he's really frightened now. What are you gonna do about it?"
  • "I'm proud to call you my son."
  • "I was a coward! I was weak!"
  • "YOU SON OF A HALF-TROLL, RAT-EATING, MUNGE-BUCKET!"
  • "What do you want me to do, block out the sun?"
  • "Stay out of my way! I'm winning this thing!"
  • "We're leaving! Let's pack up."
  • "This time! This time, for sure!"
  • "I'm sorry! Just get me off of this thing!"
  • "I want to know what's going on."
  • "Start talking! Are you training with someone?"
  • "I can do that, but I don't have the time right now!"
  • "OW! Why would you do that?"
  • "Turns out all we needed was a little more of this!"
  • "Extremely dangerous, kill on sight."
  • "Looks like you and me are taking a little vacation. Forever."
  • "Ooooh, love on the battlefield!"
  • "Most people would leave. Not us."
  • "Your only chance: hide and pray it does not find you."
  • "Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!"
  • "Trolls exist! They steal your socks. But only the left ones. What's with that?"
  • "You're crazy! I like that."
  • "Oops! Now this one has blood on it."
  • "You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. It's me."
  • "Aw, come on, let me out, please?"
  • "This conversation is feeling very one-sided."
Heathers: The Musical Sentence Starters (Act 1)
  • **SOME OF THESE AREN'T EXACT QUOTES FOR THE SAKE OF THEM WORKING FOR MOST PEOPLE**:
  • "I believe I'm a good person."
  • "College will be paradise, if I'm not dead by June"
  • "I rented The Princess Bride"
  • "Don't you have it memorized by now?"
  • "Grow up, bulimia is so 1987."
  • "You have a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center I'd have matching hales"
  • "And you know life can be beautiful"
  • "Oh, thank you. It's still the same me underneath"
  • "How...very."
  • "We all didn't kiss on the kickball field"
  • "What?! It's going to give her shower nozzle masturbation material for weeks!"
  • "You've come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?"
  • "Or you could smoke, grab some rum and coke in my Porsche with the quarterback"
  • "Keep testing me, or you'll end up like her"
  • "Clearly you have a Soul. You just have to work hard on keeping it clean."
  • "Seems like you have an open door policy for assholes."
  • "Could you be seen with me and still act proud?"
  • "I would fight for you, if you would fight for me."
  • "And I know CPR"
  • "God! Drool much? You were totally throwing your panties at the new kid."
  • "It's because you're an idiot."
  • "Don't forget the corn nuts!"
  • "I don't really like my friends."
  • "Does your mommy know you eat that crap?"
  • "You'll go to some collage and marry a lawyer."
  • "Wave bye bye to Red Dawn here and lets motor."
  • "Lets get naked in my pool!"
  • "Lets rub each others backs, while watching porn on Cinemax"
  • "Mom and Dad forgot to lock the liquor cabinet!"
  • "I feel like Bono at Live Aid"
  • "I think that's what they call third base"
  • "I hate freshmen"
  • "I didn't need your help!"
  • "I brought sparkling cider!"
  • "People wouldn't hate you so much if you acted normal."
  • "What's your damage?"
  • "Come Monday, you're an ex somebody."
  • "I get paid in puke!?!?"
  • "Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up."
  • "Thirty hours to live, how should I spend them?"
  • "Got no time to knock, I'm a dead girl walkin'"
  • "I have to ride you, until I break you"
  • "Lets break the mattress"
  • "No sleep tonight for you, better chug your Mountain Dew"
  • "It will be soooooooooo very."
  • "I need to go kiss her arobasized ass"
  • "Oh... by the way? You were my first."
  • "Nice, but you're still dead to me."
  • "Oh my god! I just killed my best friend!"
  • "I was having my period."
  • "I learned to kiss boys with my tongue"
  • "It weighed like a concrete prom queen crown"
  • "Jesus, you're making me sound like air supply!"
  • "I am more than just a source of hand jobs!"
  • "Holy crap! This is awesome!"
  • "My mom is making my favorite dinner. Spaghetti...with lots of oregano"
  • "You avoided date rape, by volunteering me for date rape?"
  • "you caused physical pain in my area"
  • "Ugh you have a left hand. Use it."
  • "Don't make my balls so blue."
  • "They'll friend you like Winnie the pooh"
  • "They have been telling the whole school about your three way"
  • "You're the only thing that's right about this broken world"
  • "Our love is god."
  • "How did you know it was always a fantasize to have two guys at once?"
  • "We can start and finish wars"
  • "I worship you"
  • "So lets go hunt some jocks"
  • "Take it slow....strip for me."
  • "I was hopping you could rip my clothes off me sport."
  • "We're what killed the Dinosaurs."
A brief history of Digimon fandom reactions, 2001 - present
  • ===2001===
  • Toei: Okay, guys, we know you're sad about 02 ending and all, and let's pretend that the... reaction... to the epilogue didn't happen, because NEW DIGIMON!
  • Fandom: YAY!
  • Toei: We're showing a group of kids who are actually Digimon fans like you! We're going to explore new, more mature themes and show a different digital world with a lot of new lore, but first we'll be starting off in the human world. This time, the Digimon are going to be actual characters and we're completely moving on from Adventure-
  • Fandom: Oh. Meh.
  • ===2002===
  • Toei: All right, so maybe you didn't like spending so much time in the human world. So we're going to set an entire season in the digiworld like the original with a smaller group of kids. Oh, and we're trying something new! This time the kids turn INTO Digimon, which seems a little weird, but it'll give us more time to focus on the human characters! Also, the digital world is one of the richest and most detailed we've ever develo-
  • Fandom: BLASPHEMY. Give us more Adventure! We don't WANT to try new things!
  • ===2005===
  • Toei: We have this movie called X-Evolution you might li-
  • Fandom: LOL NOPE
  • ===2006===
  • Toei: So Agumon-
  • Fandom: YAY
  • Toei: -has a new, slightly different design...
  • Fandom: BOO
  • Toei: We didn't even say anything about the plot! Anyway, here's our kickass new protagonist!
  • Masaru: Sup.
  • Fandom: WHERE ARE THE GOGGLES WE NEED GOGGLES BECAUSE THE QUALITY OF THE SHOW DEPENDS ON IT SOMEHOW
  • ===2010===
  • Toei: (It's been four years, maybe they've calmed down by this point.) We're trying Digimon again! It's got a bunch of continuity references! We got all your death threats so the protagonist has goggles again! The Digimon are fully-fledged characters, and the show is written by one of the top shonen writers of this decade! It's a new chapter in Digimon history! ...guys? Where'd the fandom go?
  • *sound of crickets chirping*
  • Toei: Oh come ON!
  • ===2014===
  • Toei: *sigh*
  • Toei: Hey guys... we're making a third season of Adventure.
  • Fandom: OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING WHERE HAS DIGIMON BEEN ALL THIS TIME WE MISSED WATCHING IT SO MUCH WHEN IT WAS COMPLETELY GONE ALL THESE YEARS WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A TRACE
  • Toei: *reaches for hard liquor*
NATALIA KILLS SENTENCE STARTERS ♬ (FOR ANGST, VIOLENCE, SMUT)
  • Who needs true love as long as you love me truly?
  • I don't believe in fairytales, but I believe in you and me.
  • You want the same as I, so stop pretending.
  • This is not a love song, hunny if you want one better turn it off.
  • Don't need your heart 'cause I got mine.
  • Take my love before I go because you should know I'm about to break your heart.
  • Feels like we are stuck here in a badly written TV show.
  • Do you want me for my body? Do you want me for my brain?
  • I'm in love with a zombie, but his heart is so cold.
  • You like your words to cut, you like to choose the best artillery.
  • Am I the epitome of everything you hate and you desire? You love me like an enemy.
  • It feels so surgical how you dissect every mistake I make.
  • Say my name, hit me hard, put that gun right to my heart... Bang.
  • Shut your mouth and close the door, I wanna watch you while you take it off.
  • You're 'bout to, but boy don't pull the trigger yet, I haven't reloaded the clip.
  • I'm gonna make tonight a show.
  • Thought that cupid shot me with love, it was only a arrow.
  • If you wanna be the one be the one, just for now, but we're not in love.
  • Broke a couple hearts but I'm not trying to start a collection.
  • If you're wondering why your window's smashed, your shirts are slashed, your house is trashed, me. Don't you know that it's me?
  • Call me psychotic or numb, I'm just a product of love, so thanks for showing me how.
  • If i had a dime for every single time you ever made me cry I'd be a millionaire.
  • I'd rather beg then live that lie with you again.
  • You had it all but all I am is not enough, so I'm taking back my heart.
  • They say a picture says a thousand words, but I would trade a thousand pictures to hear one of yours.
  • I miss you every day like they took summer away, like they took color away, and this grey, needs to get the hell away from me.
  • I know my heart is broken but you can have it anyway, if I could only see you again.
  • My heart stopped but I'm still breathing.
  • How can you say that someone is really bad when they do everything with a good heart?
  • What do you know about love? What do you know about real love?
  • We'll never go to heaven but who needs to when you live this good?
  • If I paint my sins white will it make me pure again?
  • You got no power to control how I make you my toy.
  • Don’t you wanna claim my body like a vandal?
  • Come and pin me down.
  • We’re hell raising and we don’t need saving ‘cause theres no salvation for a bad boy.
  • We’re rock bottom but there ain’t no stopping ‘cause its you and me against the world.
  • I put my high heels on so I'm closer to God.
  • When the night is young and we look 25 but we're sweet 16 can I be the one to turn your nightmare into a dream?
  • I'll be yours tonight, but don't hold me too tight... When we say goodbye, remember, boys don't cry.
  • I'm gonna tease you through your jeans yeah but when it's over better catch amnesia.
  • Don't f***ing tell me when I've had too much.
  • I'm over the limit? What is the limit really?
  • You know I'll ride with you right through the fire of hell.
  • Do I look pretty through all your tears?
  • Too late to trade it all for that one last chance.
  • Can you hear my heart through the prison bars?
  • I’m a ****ing teenage tragedy.
  • Hold on before you say that you’re better off without me.
  • I’m gone and I ain’t coming back this time, I’m gonna find my home underneath the city lights.
  • Don't tell me I'm unfixable.
  • You don’t know what it’s like to be seventeen with no place to go!
  • Remind me one more time it’s the best days of our lives.
  • Just because I fight don't mean that I never learned how to love.
  • You know, devils don't fly, so don't expect me not to fall.
  • Devils don't fly, but I try.
  • Angels were never meant to fall and you were the loveliest of all.
  • I used to put my ear against the wall to hear the screams, to hear the fall, more reasons to escape it all.
  • You knew that I could hurt you but you said I was worth the fight.
  • We're the kids your momma warned you about.
  • I eat boys like a cannibal, f**k hard, howl at the moon like an animal.
  • When I fall in love, I fall down the rabbit hole.
  • We're gonna do it anyway!
  • We're gonna f**k like rabbits.
  • Follow me down the rabbit hole.
  • Been 25 times that I called but I know that you love me.
  • Out of all the stupid boys I knew I had to fall for you.
  • Out of all the pretty lies you told can one of them be true?
  • When you wake up I'll still believe you're mine.
  • No, no, no, this is not the plan, if I can't have you, then no one can.
  • Tell me it's over.
  • I'll open my bottle but no, I ain't opening my door.
  • Say you'll forget me, say you'll erase me from your mind.
  • Save the words you've rehearsed, we both know I won't be fine.
  • You know that fate don't take my bribes and I only want what's never mine.
  • At least can we be friends?
  • But if no one understands me at least you could pretend...
  • I'll stay here to defy our fears even though I know it'll end in tears.
  • I know your friends say that I'm trouble.
  • Love me even when my lies ain't white.
  • I'm the best mistake you'll ever make.
  • Save your innocence for the next life.
  • I'm trouble.
botfa: a summary
  • bard: *continually entrusts important tasks to someone who is obviously incompetent at performing them*
  • thorin: *is singularly obsessed with bilbo baggins*
  • bilbo: *is singularly obsessed with thorin oakenshield*
  • entire durin family: oh we're going into battle time to take off our armour and unbutton our shirts so our enemies can stab us right in the chest
  • elk: *has most tragic death scene in the movie*
  • fili: wait who's fili again?
  • tauriel: *is suddenly incapable of defending herself*
  • tauriel: *v a n i s h e s*
  • legolas: *defies physics and goes off to find 5-year old aragorn"
  • thorin: *does an oberyn*
  • alfrid: *gets more screen time than the main characters*