but we're never ever going to get that

angsty starters ( + sad qoutes / song lyrics. )
  • "I love you enough to let you go,"
  • "I heard you moved on,"
  • "I didn't come here to hurt you,"
  • "Where did you go?"
  • "I'm sorry we fell in love."
  • "We'll do everything on our own."
  • "I'm so sorry,"
  • "You'll never understand."
  • "Please don't go,"
  • "I still love you,"
  • "I don't love you anymore."
  • "I never loved you,"
  • "I can't do this."
  • "We can't be together!"
  • "Will I ever see you again?"
  • "May we meet again,"
  • "I promise I'll do better,"
  • "I just want to see you, one more time."
  • "I'd give anything to see you one more time."
  • "One last time?"
  • "I don't deserve you,"
  • "You don't deserve me,"
  • "People like us don't get happy endings,"
  • "You still love me?"
  • "I never meant to hurt you,"
  • "I understand..."
  • "If you want to go, it's okay."
  • "I gave up everything for you!"
  • "I really need you to trust me,"
  • "Can you listen to me for once!"
  • "I cheated on you,"
  • "You cheated on me?"
  • "Don't expect me to come crawling back,"
  • "Shame on me, you fooled me twice."
  • "You said I wasn't just like anyone."
  • "Did I even ever cross your mind?"
  • "Can we pretend that we're in love?"
  • "I can't lose you,"
  • "Please go,"
  • "Don't you dare die on me!"
  • "I'm not losing you again!"
  • "I'm incomplete without you,"
  • "I will love you for the rest of my life,"
  • "So this is goodbye?"
  • "Kiss me goodbye."
  • "I loved them and they died."
  • "I was a bet?"
  • "You were nothing but a bet."
  • "Can you hold me?"
  • "I loved and I lost you."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "The worst day of loving someone is when you lose them."
  • "It hurts like hell,"
  • "I'm not coming back."
  • "You're never coming back?"
  • "What do you mean you're dying!"
  • "Come back to me,"
  • "What happened?!"
  • "They're dead!"
  • "Where's my love,"
  • "Don't do this,"
  • "I'll see you again."
  • "There's nothing we can do to bring them back."
  • "I don't want to be alone anymore,"
  • "You promised you'd never leave me."
  • "First love, you remember what that's like?"
  • "If I don't have you I have nothing at all,"
  • "I'm not going to fight you,"
  • "You're my friend."
  • "It's too late to apologize."
  • "You left me!"
  • "You left us!"
  • "You chose them over me,"
  • "I need you,"
  • "I was hoping that you'd stay."
  • "I never lied to you,"
  • "You said you might die so what the hell?"
  • "It's a bad joke,"
  • "We can never be the same again,"
  • "You don't need you,"
  • "You're not alone."
  • "You broke my heart."
  • "It made me think of you."
  • "You're my world."
  • "Do I wanna know?"
  • "So sad to see you go,"
  • "This is it, isn't it."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "Are you okay?"
  • "Are you hurt?"
  • "I'll go with you."
  • "How bad is it?"
  • "My feelings for you are real, they always have been."
  • "Someday you'll understand."
  • "Because I love you,"
  • "There was just something about them,"
  • "I'm sorry for breaking your heart."
  • "It wasn't an act."
  • "Time doesn't heal everything."
  • "This is your fault!"
  • "Tell me what to do!"
  • "I didn't mean for this to happen."
  • "Everythings a mess."
  • "You ruined my life,"
  • "Do you still love me?"
  • "You gotta get up, we have to go."
  • "It's okay,"
  • "It was nothing,"
  • "I'll do something."
  • "You're safe here,"
  • "Don't forget me."
  • "I ruined this,"
  • "You ruined this."
  • "Quiet is violent."
  • "You promised me!"
  • "Stop lying with those words."
  • "If this is some kind of sick joke, you better tell me!"
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm not ready to say goodbye."
  • "I don't want to go,"
  • "I loved you,"
  • "You don't have to do this,"
  • "I'm afraid it's never going to be okay again."
  • "I'm terrified,"
  • "You're a monster."
  • "You're all I have!"
  • "I'm a monster."
  • "Only fools fall for you,"
  • "Everything comes to an end,"
  • "I thought I loved you."
  • "Now I just sit in silence."
  • "It's unbearable."
  • "You're my first love."
  • "I never wanted to hurt you,"
  • "I was here,"
  • "Help me,"
  • "They won..."
  • "You don't love them."
  • "You're breaking my heart,"
  • "I hate you!"
  • "It's a waste of time,"
  • "You're all I want."
  • "I've always loved you!"
  • "I can pretend anymore."
  • "i didn't have a choice!"
  • "What if it's agony now and it's hell later on?"
  • "Love I will let you go,"
  • "I left behind something great."
  • "I want you back,"
  • "I don't regret any of it, not if it kept you safe."
  • "Get over yourself,"
  • "You'll be the death of me."
  • "Everything just fell apart."
  • "What the hell am I doing here?"
  • "I want you so much but I hate your guts."
  • "I found love where it wasn't supposed to be."
  • "You still like them, don't you?"
  • "What are you doing?!"
  • "I did this to protect you!"
  • "Don't cry,"
  • "I'm not crying,"
  • "I'm dying,"
  • "A-Are you alright?"
  • "I'll come back for you."
  • "I've never felt so alone."
  • "You don't love me! You don't even know me!"
  • "I don't even know who you are anymore."
  • "I don't even know who I am anymore,"
  • "Please let me do this for you."
  • "You're one of the lucky ones."
  • "It's never going to be okay."
  • anyone: *accidentally does something offensive without understanding why it might be*
  • anyone: *is honestly naive to how their interests and behavior might be a problem and wants to fix it*
  • anyone: *draws or writes something that doesn't cater to everyone's interests or is poorly constructed*
  • tumblr: OMG SO AND SO IS FUCKING PROBLEMATIC! THEY ARE EVIL AND THE ABSOLUTE WORST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET! I HATE THEM SO MUCH AND THEY'RE BETTER OFF KILLING THEMSELVES THAN BREATHING MY UNPROBLEMATIC AIR. IF YOU SUPPORT THEM YOU'RE A RACIST SEXIST HOMOPHOBE AND NEED TO DIE TOO! I'VE NEVER MADE A MISTAKE EVER IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

A Single Starfish

Here it is, friends. This is the style I’ve been practicing in secret. I know it’s not perfect, but I really love it, and I had a blast with it. 

I think trying for realism on the big project seriously wore me down, because I was shocked when I settled back into what I love doing and started having fun again. So maybe I should listen to you guys when you tell me to relax. (Will I? Nah, but I should.)

Anyway, this wasn’t really intended to be its own piece. This is just part of the first panel of the project. But I felt like everyone could use a little Mark on their dashboards, yeah? 

I love you all! Remember to hydrate and make good choices!

  • what i say: I'm fine.
  • what i mean: Lars never exited the ship after everyone else was evacuated. That means he is still stranded there with Steven, and unable to escape. This means that Lars is probably the only pure human who is ever going to see Homeworld, if we're assuming there were no humans taken there previously, instead left at the zoo. How is this going to impact him? Is there going to be even larger of a resentment for Steven because he never got him out? What even would the diamonds do to him in the first place? HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET BACK TO EARTH????

anonymous asked:

If i remember correctly, a couple of months back somebody asked you about bruce and jason; if they'd ever have a normal, deep conversation addressing their problems. How it'd go? I mean... do they maybe find themselves at a bar after some very peculiar set of events? We're never gonna get a truthful conversation with those two so i'm relying heavily on you to satisfy my curiosity. You're free to make me ache all over from the pain since you can do that well. :D

“If you wanted to watch the game with me, you could’ve just invited me to the manor,” Jason says as he opens the door to the bar. Better food, less drama, and more comfortable seats make Gotham Knights on the 200" batscreen more real and enjoyable than actually being at the stadium. There’s something to be said about the occasional bat flying past your head, but you get used to it. The alternative is some greasy guy’s saliva sprayed all over your hair while he’s screaming to some player to stop dragging his feet.

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Birthday/Holiday Starter Sentences
  • Could be used for other holidays or parties, just switch out the 'birthday' mentions with said holiday!:
  • "Happy Birthday!"
  • "Surprise!"
  • "This calls for a celebration!"
  • "Today is your day, enjoy it."
  • "Just another year closer to death."
  • "You're getting old!"
  • "No matter how many of these you have, you're still gonna be a baby to me."
  • "We/I invited everyone!"
  • "No no no, you are not going into work, not today!"
  • "Come on, I have something special planned for us today."
  • "Come on, you have got to let me put frosting on your nose, it's tradition."
  • "Whoa, there's cake all over you--let's get you cleaned up!"
  • "I got you a present."
  • "You got me a present?"
  • "It's a surprise, you have to close your eyes!"
  • "Are you legal now?"
  • "Here, a drink to the big [age here]!"
  • "You're going to have a night you'll never forget!"
  • "It's nothing, really."
  • "Do you like it?"
  • "I could get you something else if you don't like it."
  • "So what do you want me to get you for your birthday?"
  • "This is the best birthday ever."
  • "This is the worst birthday ever."
  • "It can't be worse than last years, right?"
  • "So how old are you now?"
  • "We're definitely going to have to celebrate in private later."
Megamind sentence pack
  • "Went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good."
  • "Things could be a lot worse."
  • "Oh, that's right. I'm falling to my death."
  • "My end starts at the beginning."
  • "I was eight days old and still living with my parents. How sad is that?"
  • "I set out to find my destiny!"
  • "And our glorious rivalry was born!"
  • "A much different fate awaited me."
  • "A baby! How thoughtful!"
  • "I was given an opportunity to better myself through learning."
  • "Evil is sent to quiet time in the corner."
  • "Being bad is the one thing I'm good at!"
  • "I was destined to be a super villain."
  • "(he/she) would win some, I would almost win others."
  • "You're fun."
  • "To count every second of you 87 life sentences."
  • "Looks like you're going to miss it, by several thousand years."
  • "I'd be watching you like a dingo watches a human baby."
  • "Hey, I love you, whatever!"
  • "The city doesn't pay you to loaf."
  • "You were right. I'll always be a villain."
  • "You got it, boss!"
  • "Who's your man?"
  • [shoots gun in the air repetitively in celebration]
  • "Who would I be without you?"
  • "And I love you, random citizen!"
  • "I kept it cold and damp, just for you."
  • "Would it kill you to wash the bag?"
  • "Actually, most of it comes from an outlet store in Romania."
  • "Please talk slower."
  • "Should've known you'd try to crash the party."
  • "We all know how this ends - with you, behind bars."
  • "Yeah, not panicking."
  • "You've fallen right into my trap."
  • "Still warming up, sir."
  • "The sun is warming up?!"
  • "Who's side are you on?"
  • "Could someone stamp my frequent kidnapping card?"
  • "Your weakness is copper?"
  • "First off, what a turn out!"
  • "All I did was eliminate the most powerful man in the universe."
  • "Let's just have fun with this, c'mon!"
  • "I understand you, little well-dressed bird."
  • "Is something wrong, sir?"
  • "Just think about it. We have it all...yet, we have nothing."
  • "Without him, what's the point...?"
  • "Perhaps we took him for granted."
  • "Are you happy now?"
  • "Are you ready to be a slave army? What do you need to know."
  • "Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!"
  • "I made a horrible mistake."
  • "I'm not allowed to insult guests directly."
  • "If only the world had a reset button."
  • "I didn't know you had...feelings, are you okay?"
  • "I think we should run. Bye!"
  • "Oh, I'm too close! I'm genuinely scared right now!"
  • "I'm a villain without a hero!"
  • "For the greater good of bad!"
  • "You don't know what's good for bad!"
  • "There's a doormat here saying secret entrance!"
  • "It's called formal speedwalking."
  • "Oh, what fun!"
  • "Or I'm gonna find out what this weird looking gun does!"
  • "You're so fit! And...strangely charismatic!"
  • "You were right about that door being exciting!"
  • "Daddy's sorry!"
  • "Wow, a brave one, isn't he?"
  • "I'll call you tomorrow...partner."
  • "That was awkward for everyone, because you hugged him instead of me."
  • "Who is this man we've infused with godlike powers?"
  • "Use the forget me stick!"
  • "Wow, you look fantastic."
  • "So you're like...my space dad?"
  • "I'm your space step-mom!"
  • "No frickin' way!"
  • "Can't wait, l-o-l, smiley face."
  • "We don't want to battle our new hero in a dump now, do we?"
  • "[name] and I...were never a couple."
  • "It was the only name I could trademark."
  • "Who wants churros!?"
  • "You've fallen in love with [him/her]!"
  • "The bad guy doesn't get the girl!"
  • "I'll just pack my thing and go!"
  • "I usually just hear villains, have you been naughty."
  • "Are you crazy!?"
  • "We're like an old married couple!"
  • "I am extremely boggled."
  • "Why are you so evil?"
  • "Did you really think that I would ever be with you?"
  • "I only took the gig to get the girl!"
  • "Evil returns with a backhand!"
  • "En garde!"
  • "Speak, apparition."
  • "We're gonna die!"
  • "I knew you'd come back!"
  • "Well, that makes one of us."
  • "It mostly involves not dying."
  • "My death was greatly exaggerated."
  • "Going somewhere, besides jail?"
  • "You're not gonna be laughing for long."
  • "There's a benefit to losing. You get to learn from your mistakes."
  • "I finally had a reason to win. You."
  • "He's just not used to positive feedback!"
  • "You know, you look pretty good in white."
  • "You know, I like the sound of that."

anonymous asked:

Do you think Aizawa is being wasted as a character? I love him, don't get me wrong, but it seems like Hori just opts him out of major scenes for drama purposes and we're never REALLY shown the consequences of all the stuff going on with Aizawa except for apologizing for Bakugou's kidnapping. After USJ, sure, he showed up heavily bandaged, but shrugged it off. Its hardly ever touched upon since. It looks like it'll happen again. Aizawa just seems to be a character Hori can beat up over and over.

Furthermore, I don’t think Aizawa gets much character development besides “this is a strict teacher who has a soft spot”. This would’ve been a great oppurtunity to develop his character, give him backstory, some inner thought to what he thinks of the situation at hand…but none of that. It was glossed over

hhhhhhhhh i haven’t really wanted to say anything on this because i love aizawa so so so much but. yeah, i feel like he’s definitely being used as a convenient plot device recently.

 spoilers, ofc

especially with this last chapter. there was a ton of potential with aizawa being kidnapped, especially with the whole “we’ve been interested in you for a while” and knowing exactly how to target aizawa. and then we get chrono monologueing to him for 15 minutes, trying to murder him, and then aizawa getting rescued in about 3 panels. oh, but guess what? it was just in time for aizawa to save deku!!!!! because the main character was being killed and literally the only person who could stop it was the guy who conveniently got saved from being literally murdered a few minutes ago!!!! who is now here and able to use his quirk again!!!

aizawa is being used as a plot device. he has a powerful quirk and is a good fighter, but he’s powerful to the point where any fight would usually be over in a few minutes. if aizawa had let chrono’s attack hit deku, chisaki still would’ve been beaten because aizawa would be able to properly use his quirk and kick chisaki’s ass. but that can’t be. so he gets removed from the situation and comes back when he’s needed

i don’t know. i feel like it’s time for some aizawa story here. that’s not just because i’m biased, but he needs more characterizaton and needs to stop being used as a device to get situations over with. like, i realize aizawa has a huge target on his back because he’s gotten in the way every goddamn time and taking him out would be a good idea for the villains, but come on, there was so much potential in him getting kidnapped that was just wasted.

sorry, im still a little mad over the latest chapter, lol 

do you ever get really concerned about a specific line of dialogue that’s never elaborated on because that angry/betrayed “Everything I’ve ever done I’ve done for you” during the playground scene might seriously keep me up at night

The Young Victoria starters
  • "Even a palace can be a prison."
  • "I was born the younger son/daughter of a penniless Duke."
  • "The two of us walking alone...what would mama/papa think."
  • "Hold still or I'll never get your nose right."
  • "You are impossible." (with affection)
  • "I walked."
  • "Is he/she that pretty in person."
  • "You still don't look well."
  • "We've accepted we're going."
  • "I'm not a servant."
  • "We do live in a palace mama/papa we're a lot better off than most people."
  • "He only wants what's best for you."
  • "How was your journey?"
  • "Do you ever feel like a chess piece yourself in a game being played against yourself?"
  • "Then you had better master the rules of the game until you play it better than they can."
  • "I know that it is to live alone inside your head."
  • "May I write to you?"
  • "Those boys pester you."
  • "Are you making a study of me?"
  • "He wants to control you."
  • "Oh, And if you think I will ever for get that you just stood silent and watched him treat me thus you are dreaming!"
  • "He's as slippery as a barrel full of eels."
  • "It will be her/his mistake not mine."
  • "Yes I like him/her...more than I dared hope."
  • "I pray you hear my voice in the music I send."
  • "I am young but I am willing to learn."
  • "I mean to devote my life in service of my country and my people."
  • "I can't marry the man/woman they want me to marry."
  • "You've played with me Baron and I've had enough."
  • "So, are you going to propose?"
  • "There's no need to apologize for being passionate."
  • "Don't look so surprised, a queen/king has many kinds of duties."
  • "GET HIM/HER INTO HIS/HER BED!"
  • "We are allowed to make mistakes."
  • "Perhaps I am to young and inexperienced for my position."
  • "As you said before, 'You are stronger than you look'."
  • "You don't have a very high opinion of ordinary people do you?"
  • "I should have worn the red."
  • "I'm sure you are aware of why I asked you to come here?"
  • "I should warn you I am expecting a very large family."
  • "I cannot be away more than three days."
  • "Will the weather be this fine for all of the three days?"
  • "I will tell you what you thought!"
  • "Have you lost your mind?!"
  • "I will not have my rule usurped!"
  • "I wear
  • "If there are to be mistakes they will be my mistakes!"
  • "I'm leaving before you excite yourself and harm the child."
  • "You will go when I dismiss you!"
  • "I order you to stay here in this room!"
  • "There is no need for you to accompany me."
  • "I said I would come with you so I will come with you."
  • "Don't talk to me."
  • "The prince/princess needs rest."
  • "I'm so sorry."
  • "I thought I was going to lose you."
  • "I am replaceable and you are not."
  • "You're not replaceable to me."
  • "You're the only wife/husband I've got and ever will have."
  • "We are told the man was mad, I suppose that's reassuring."
  • "My guidance has always be flawless and I am sorry for it."
  • "He/she is able, he/she is clever, he/she is faithful."

anonymous asked:

Things I never knew I needed until today; Dami and Steph mean girls-ing Tim. They steal the batmobile to do the "Get in loser. We're going patrolling." thing with Cass lounging in the backseat with chic sunglasses, just in case he needs to be manhandled inside.

haha Damian calls front seat no matter WHAT TIM. NO TAKE BACKSIES. 

The family takes it as bonding. forceful and potentially, Tim’s being held hostage, but. Bonding. 

Go sleep Chaton. I'll text you when we'll be back to the inn. I love you, and I miss you. Ps, we're getting married in 3 month from today :D

Ok, so my lover is part french, part english. He gave me the most beautiful 5 years of my life, I couldn’t have ever dream of a most perfect lover. He was traveling in france to see a part of his family, who couldn’t came to our wedding, with his sister, I couldn’t travel whit him because of work. Ha never came back to the inn, he died of a stroke in the street… I foundt out a week later I was expecting twins. We’re missing him every day.  

zodiac horror story (part 3)
  • ig // sassasstrology
  • the signs are camping out in the woods. they're at a cliché, dark, scary old forest where the murderer always comes and kills people. let's see what will happen..
  • *
  • part 1: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158545307359/zodiac-horror-story-part-1
  • part 2: http://littlekingv.tumblr.com/post/158590680079/zodiac-horror-story-part-2
  • *
  • aries - male
  • taurus - male
  • gemini - female
  • cancer - male
  • leo - female
  • virgo - female
  • libra - female
  • scorpio - male
  • sagittarius - male
  • capricorn - female
  • aquarius - male
  • pisces - female
  • (that's ^ not really important, but if you want to know the genders of the signs i came up with, there they are.)
  • *
  • previousy on ''zodiac horror story":
  • ''virgo: i ain't leaving if we are all going to split up. i don't want to go alone.
  • cancer: we ain't going alone. we're going in groups. you and capricorn will go that way, leo and libra that way, sagittarius and gemini that way and scorpio, aries and i will go that way.''
  • ''aquarius: *screams*
  • scorpio: aquarius?''
  • *
  • this time on ''zodiac horror story'':
  • scorpio: did y'all hear that?
  • cancer: yeah..
  • aries: do you think he's dead?
  • scorpio: i don't know. l-let's go back.
  • cancer: wait, but what if he's just messing around with us? he does shit like this all the time.
  • scorpio: uuhhhggg fuck. i don't know, man.
  • aries: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?!
  • scorpio: we're going back.
  • cancer: okay.
  • scorpio, cancer and aries are heading back to the camp, hoping that aquarius is still alive. they're walking and walking until they hear a strange noise..
  • aries: yo.. what the fuck was that.
  • scorpio: i eh.. i don't know.
  • cancer: hello?
  • aries: hey.. what's that.. on the ground..?
  • they carefully walk towards the thing they see on the ground, a couple of blocks further away from them.
  • cancer: oh my god.. p-p-pISCES?!
  • aries: ahahahahakhaldsjasjkbkjlsjasfjkaslgn
  • they see pisces on the ground. is she dead?
  • scorpio: *crouches and pokes pisces* p-pisces?
  • pisces: *coughs soft* g-guys?
  • aries: ooHH MY GOD SHE'S A ZOMBIE.
  • cancer: oR SHE'S JUST STILL ALIVE DUMBASS.
  • scorpio: guys, cALM THE FUCK DOWN. pisces, what happened?
  • pisces: s-s-s-someo-ne-ne stab-bed m-m-m-m-m-m-me.
  • aries: can you please stop stuttering?
  • cancer: SHE'S FUCKING HURT WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
  • scorpio: who stabbed you?!
  • pisces: i don't kn-o-o-w.. g-guys. wa-watch ou-t..
  • scorpio: oh my god i just noticed that im literally crouching in her blood. ew. but what do you mean watch out?
  • pisces: b-behi-ind yo-ou.
  • scorpio: what? *looks behind him* OH MY GOD WATCH OUT!
  • scorpio stands up and pushes cancer and aries away.
  • cancer: argh!
  • aries: WHAT
  • scorpio grabs aries and cancer by their arms and drags them away from the person he saw.
  • pisces: *bloody murder scream*
  • scorpio, cancer and aries are running away as fast as they can.
  • aries: we'RE GOING TO DIE.
  • cancer: BABE, CARRY ME. *jumps on scorpio*
  • they run back to the camp. and also, rip pisces
  • libra: leo, why are we walking out here again?
  • leo: i have no ideaaaaa gurll.
  • libra: let's take a selfie.
  • leo: yAAASS. *takes a selfie*
  • libra: we look bomb.
  • leo: i knooow right.
  • libra: so.. what now?
  • leo: i don't know. we had to look for pisces right?
  • libra: pisces? where is she?
  • leo: hmm.. i don't know.. LET'S FIND HER!
  • libra: YAAS!
  • libra and leo walk further into the forest. let's check on gemini and sagittarius.
  • sagittarius: lol i'm deaaad.
  • gemini: lolol
  • sagittarius: can't believe that bitch.
  • gemini: who?
  • sagittarius: pisces. duh.
  • gemini: oohhh. she dumb. don't like her oops.
  • sagittarius: me neither lol. why did she just leave us? like, okay. if you want to die, FINE.
  • gemini: taurus' shitty too.
  • sagittarius: no. aries is.
  • gemini: true.
  • sagittarius: anyways, i want to scare people. let's do that.
  • gemini: i'm on it.
  • let's see how aquarius is doing.
  • aquarius: *prays and cries in his tent*
  • scorpio: aqua?! where are you?
  • aquarius: WHO'S THERE. BACK THE FUCK OFF. KLKGSHGOGKLS;JA
  • cancer: aqua! it's me, aries and scorpio!
  • aquarius: *jumps out of his tent* THANK GOD! *hugs aries, cancer and scorpio tightly*
  • scorpio: what happened? are you okay?
  • aquarius: NO! someone killed.. some-someone killED TAURUS.
  • aries: WHAT?! OH HELL NO. SOMEONE KILLED PISCES TOO. THIS CAN'T BE REAL NONONONNONONO.
  • aquarius: WHAT?!
  • aries: YEAH. AND THEN THEY TRIED TO KIL US.
  • aquarius: NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. I'M OUT. I'M GOING HOME.
  • cancer: HOW!!?
  • scorpio: y'all y'aLL Y'ALL, CALM DOWN!
  • aries: HOW THE FUCK CAN WE CALM DOWN IF WE'RE GOING TO GET FUCKING MURDERED?!
  • scorpio: SCREAMING AND YELLING IS NOT GOING TO HELP.
  • aquarius: WELL OBVIOUSLY.
  • aries: I'M OUT. I'M GOING TO WALK HOME. *walks away*
  • cancer: no, aRIES STOP!
  • scorpio: *runs after aries*
  • aries: *looks behind him and runs faster* YOU CAN'T CATCH ME.
  • scorpio: UGH. FINE.
  • cancer: babe, don't waste your time. he'll come back.
  • scorpio: i hope so.
  • what a chaos. let's see if aries will make it.
  • aries: fucking hell. i'm never going out with these bitches EVER AGAIN. YOU HEAR ME!?! NEVER! *almost starts crying* NO. STOP! IT! FUCKING TEARS.
  • gemini: aries!?
  • aries: oH MY GOD. oH. I WASN'T CRYING OR ANYTHING.
  • gemini: where are you going?!
  • aries: HOME. I FUCKING HATE THIS. WHERE'S SAGI?
  • gemini: well, we wanted to scare you, but then we heard you crying so we were like whaat.
  • aries: ..
  • gemini: SAG, COME OUT. WHERE ARE YOU?
  • aries: uhh..
  • gemini: ugh. be right back.
  • aries: ...
  • gemini: SAGI, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! UGh. *walks back to aries* i coul- OH MY GOD. A-A-ARIES!?
  • aries: *lays dead on the floor with an axe through his head*
  • gemini: *screams*
  • *
  • the end of part 3..
robert's first boy crush
  • robert was 15 and harry was 17 when he began working on the farm, he was slightly taller with brown hair and green eyes. he instantly liked robert cos he clearly didn’t want to be on the farm and didn’t seem to fit in with andy and jack, and harry just wanted to find out more about him
  • robert always got jealous when harry and andy worked on the farm together but he didn’t understand why. he always hated working on the farm but with harry there he found himself wanting to get up and work, and harry would always give him the biggest grin when he saw him which would just make rob try to hold back his lil smile in response
  • rob and harry would play video games for a bit after they’d finish working and one day andy decided to join them, so obvs rob got jealous when they’d start laughing and joking without him. harry caught on and let robert win to make andy annoyed, while rob and harry shared little knowing glances at one another. rob couldn’t understand why he seemed to prefer him to andy but it gave him a feeling he’d never experienced before and he didn’t want it to end <333
  • one day after playing games in rob’s room, they started to play fight and ended up on the floor with harry on top of him. he put his hands on rob’s face and they were about to kiss !!!! when jack came in :(
  • around this time was when rob found out andy set fire to the barn that killed their mum so he left for spain, partly for that but partly to get away from his dad after he beat him up and sacked harry
  • while he was away he tried to forget about what happened, and after he came back he tried to steal katie from andy and eventually slept with nicola when andy taunted him for not having a girlfriend because he was so angry over the barn while also trying to deny his sexuality :(
  • he buried it for years until jack told him to leave after max died when he was 19, and with nowhere to go he eventually decided he’d try and find harry !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • harry was the first man he ever slept with, even though he was still trying to deny his bisexuality. the morning after he decided that he couldn’t lose harry and tried to explain how he’s attracted to both men and women until harry’s boyfriend turned up. rob felt like he’d made no progress and felt like he was being treated as second best yet again, so he just left, and from then on just tried even harder to ignore his attraction to men
  • he had one night stands with men but never allowed himself to go any further, trying to pass it off as a bit of fun while just having relationships with women. but then eventually he met aaron and he changed everything
Fic Masterlist

Sorry, not sorry. I apparently only write Rob Benedict x Reader RPF. Enjoy!


Hey Bartender Series- New!

Series Summary: Reader is a bartender at a club that Rob’s band frequently plays at. She knows better than to get too personal with customers in this line of work, but can she resist a hot musician who might be looking for a fling?

Notes: This one is a little different for me. Slight AU. Louden Swain exists, but Rob isn’t an actor. Also, other actors we’re familiar with are placed in new roles for the fic.

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4  Chapter 5  Chapter 6  Chapter 7

Chapter 8  Chapter 9  Chapter 10  Chapter 11  Chapter 12


Worlds Collide- A Billy Moran x Reader series- New!

Series Summary: Reader is aware that she’s a bit too serious at times, and she’s been called every name in the book; high-maintenance, bitchy, and boring. She’s also perfectly content with being on her own, no matter how often her new co-workers try to include her. While she’s pretty set in her ways, maybe all it will take for her to lighten up is someone who is completely unexpected.

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3  Chapter 4


Ready Steady Series - Finished.

I didn’t know how to end this one, but a reader mentioned the possibility of fics set in the Ready Steady universe just so that it doesn’t seem to end so abruptly. I’ll probably write more if the mood strike because I loved this series so much.

Series Summary: Reader goes on a one-woman vacation to Nashville when her boyfriend doesn’t show up to the airport. While in Nashville, she meets Rob who is in town for a convention. Rob is sweet and charming, everything her ex wasn’t. The reader is a quiet songwriter who is fighting her feelings for Rob.They immediately find that they are much more than just friends; but the Reader is keeping secrets from Rob that could cost her everything. Will her secrets, and eventually; her ex come between them?

Part 1   Part 2  Part 3   Part 4   Part 5   Part 6   Part 7   Part 8   Part 9  Part 10 Part 11   Part 12   Part 13   Part 14   Part 15  Part 16  Part 17  Part 18  Part 19

Part 20  Part 21  Part 22  Part 23  Part 24  Part 25  Part 26  Part 27  Part 28 Part 29  Part 30  Part 31  Part 32  Part 33  Part 34  Part 35

Ready Steady Oneshots

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Like the Heart Goes Series- Finished!

Series Summary: Breaking up is hard. Especially when you are going through it publicly. Rob and Reader are doing just that; trying to navigate the difficulties of an emotional breakup while still trying to remain civil enough to work together, and adding inquisitive fans and over involved friends to the equation certainly isn’t helping.

Chapter 1  Chapter 2  Chapter 3   Chapter 4   Chapter 5  Chapter 6  

Chapter 7  Chapter 8  Chapter 9 Chapter 10  Chapter 11  Chapter 12  

Chapter 13  Chapter 14  Chapter 15  Chapter 16  Chapter 17  Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Alternate Ending


Oneshots


Best Idea You Ever Had

Summary: Reader finds herself thinking about Rob’s tongue… it may get her into an interesting situation. Smut. That is all.


Cool If I Come Over

This is a songfic I guess, and completely unedited as I just challenged myself to write straight through without stopping. I was listening to Cool If I Come Over and just started writing. I’m also trying to get used to writing short stories, so this was difficult for me.


It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

Summary: You and Rob only meant to get back at your friends for the years of jokes and teasing they put you through. When you agreed to help Rob, you didn’t realize he’d take it this far.


Reunion

Summary: She isn’t sure she can keep holding on to a love that comes and goes. Maybe he can remind her why it’s worth holding on to.


We’re Just Friends

Summary: She knows that they’re just friends; but between the subtle flirting and that brown leather jacket, she’s having a hard time keeping her real feelings locked up.


One Moment

Summary: Sometimes, you only get one moment. Will he make the most of the one he has?


Reason to Love L.A.

Summary: Rob lives in L.A., Reader is from a small town. Long distance relationships are hard to work through, but maybe he can convince her that L.A. might have more to offer her.


Magnolias and Whiskey

Summary: It’s a perfect day for a wedding.


You Saved Me

Chuck Shurley x OFC request


When You Look Like That

Summary: Rob and Reader have been dating. A lot. Rob has remained such a gentleman; conversation, compliments, and kisses on the cheek. Reader knows he’s awkward and nervous, he can’t help that he’s moving so slow. So she decides to take matters into her own hands.


Came Here to Forget

Summary: Reader is still reeling after a breakup. So is her friend, Rob. Self-medicating helps, but maybe all they really need is each other.


Kiss Me Like a Stranger

Summary: Rob meets a beautiful woman at a bar, thinking he has no chance in hell with her. He offers her a little conversation and a little flirting. He never thought he’d get this lucky though.


This Could Be Fun

Summary: An adventure on an inflatable lounger does not go as planned.


anonymous asked:

Do you think we're ever going to get our Jaime/Brienne kiss? I mean, what if we never do? ☹️

Hey anon, thanks for the question!

First of all please accept my JB support hug :) There, there, I know your pain.

Originally posted by hediespage269

I get your doubts and concerns because I used to have them too, and they occasionally pop up to say hi, especially when certain spoilers claim certain things that I won’t talk about in this post or when the show once again decides to delay Jaime’s “development”… 

But then I remind myself that the crew&directors&actors bothered filming a 10-second-long scene of Jaime making heart eyes at the island on which Brienne was born with no narrative purpose other than underlining the fact that Jaime IS thinking about Brienne. Think about it! There was absolutely nothing that asked for this scene. They could have simply had Jaime ask something else from the captain, or just film him looking out to the sea without saying anything, hell even skip the whole thing and start with his dialogue with Bronn in the cabin. But no, the writers deemed it worthy of the time, and important enough to film (even though I’m pretty sure many of the show only fans didn’t get the significance of this scene). 

This was when I knew that SOMETHING will have to happen between them, and not “just” the massive heart eyes and fabulous chemistry that has become the trademark of the ship, but something that can no longer be explained by words like ‘respect’ and ‘friendship’. Because you know… what’s the point otherwise????? What’s the point of “For Lady Catelyn and…for you”? 

of “I don’t serve your brother, your grace / But you love him…”?

of “He’d fook her, that’s for sure. And she’d fook him, don’t you think? The way she looks at him”? 

of their whole reunion in Riverrun? 

of “It’s yours. It will always be yours”?   (*storms out to the balcony to cry*)

of them waving goodbye to each other? 

bonus:

Originally posted by dunmarron

What is the point in all that if the show won’t give us a resolution, an act of acknowledgement of their mutual feelings? 

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 

Now, what is the worst case scenario in terms of your question? That Jaime and Brienne will never break the barriers separating them, they will never be able to realise their own feelings and finally see the possibility that the other could actually be feeling the same? Because only in such a situation could I imagine that we don’t get a kiss and/or confession(s), but that would mean that the creators of the show wasted a huge amount of time and money to build something that will lead to a dead end. I am not a big fan of GoT’s writing since season 5 (*cough* euphemism), but I highly doubt they’d be that stupid.

D&D knew from the beginning that Jaime&Brienne’s relationship would evolve to be a lot more than a regular captor/captive dynamic as they start out in the end of season 2. They’ve put great effort to lay down the groundwork and foreshadow their development. I mean…..

Originally posted by iron-salt

Even though I’m mad about how unfairly they’ve handled Jaime’s character (and others too) I have to say that so far they’ve never disappointed me when it came to JB scenes. The writers know this is one of the most popular relationships (if not the most popular) in the story, so they try their best not to fuck it up. They didn’t manage to do/didn’t even try really (so far) to depict Jaime’s emotional separation from Cersei that starts the moment he arrives in King’s Landing in ASoS and is mostly happening in Jaime’s head UNTIL he decides to leave Cersei to her fate, and burn her letter (he literally leaves her to die, y’all, now if this isn’t closure I don’t know what is).

With Jaime&Brienne’s relationship it is different. Them thinking about each other every chapter in AFfC (every fourth line in Brienne’s case) would have been just as difficult to put on screen as Jaime’s inner monologues. But unlike Jaime’s realisation about Cersei and himself, they’ve solved this problem with adding scenes that didn’t exist in the books (instead of ones that were left out) e.g. Bronn being the founding father of every Jaime/Brienne shipper, Tarthgasm, Cersei calling Brienne out on loving Jaime (written by George RR Martin!), the hand holding at Bolton’s dinner, etc… Scenes which also made up for missing lines like “I dreamed of you” or “The white cloak… I was about to say that it becomes you” and maybe even put the relationship into a more romantic frame.

What I’m trying to say is. they’ve spent years with the buildup of this gold mine of a ship, so not giving us (at least) a kiss (as the simplest act of showing that their relationship is indeed romantic, and not platonic as still many view it) would not only be stupid, but it would make the writing inconsistent af. Right now I’m a lot more worried about how they’ll handle Jaime this season.

To sum up, do I think we are ever going to get our Jaime/Brienne kiss?

It’s just that maybe we have to wait a little more… :)

  • tv: all fat people are clumsy, eat all the time and have poor self control. sometimes they are funny, but they never have a lot of friends and nobody could ever be attracted to them in any way. All beautiful people are thin.
  • magazines: celebrities share their weight loss tips! here's how to get a beach body! why has this celebrity let themself go so much and gained weight?
  • society : thin people are beautiful! Thin equals fit and healthy! Fat people are lazy, sloppy, gluttonous, and disgusting! They should take better care of themselves, they're a burden to society!
  • thin people: well we're just concerned for your health!
  • 1 song: fuck those skinny bitches
  • thin people: UMMM EXCUSE ME THAT'S THIN SHAMING!!! WE DESERVE BODY POSITIVITY TOO!

anonymous asked:

Are you sad we're never going to see CS ever again after this sunday? because i can't cope with this.

yeah, of course. but i think i’m more sad about the wasted potential. how we never got a true love’s kiss. how we’ll never get a sex scene (for a couple that had the best sexual tension/chemistry), not even an implied scene, how we’ll never see them have a child, or them as a married couple for more than 2 episodes. 

i get that we got a lot. but for emma’s main love story i don’t personally believe it was enough. i think we should have gotten more. like a part of me will always feel like they could have done more. sure CS is endgame and married but there were other milestones they deprived us of. they dragged on everything till jen’s last season, which we didn’t know about till 3 days ago, and for that i’ll always be annoyed with. but i’m also glad this show is over and it can’t let me down more than it already has. 

Take Me Home sentence starters
  • "Come on and let me sneak you out."
  • "We'll be doing what we do, just pretending that we're cool."
  • "I know we only met, but let's pretend it's love."
  • "Don't overthink, just let it go."
  • "If we get together, don't let the pictures leave your phone."
  • "We wanna live while we're young."
  • "If you don't wanna take it slow and you just wanna take me home, baby, say yeah."
  • "I just wanna show you off to all of my friends."
  • "Your hand fits in mine like it's made just for me."
  • "You've never loved your stomach or your thighs, the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine, but I'll love them endlessly."
  • "I'm in love with you."
  • "You'll never treat yourself right, darlin', but I want you to."
  • "Come on and dance with me, baby."
  • "I been watching you all night."
  • "Let me be your last first kiss."
  • "I wanna be the first to take it all the way like this."
  • "I'm afraid you'll run away if I tell you what I've wanted to tell you."
  • "Maybe this is a mistake."
  • "Seein' you with him just don't feel right."
  • "You're all I ever wanted, thought you would be the one."
  • "Now that you're gone, I can't stand dumb love songs."
  • "Do you remember summer '09?"
  • "It was the best time of my life."
  • "They can never shut us down."
  • "I used to think that I was better alone."
  • "Why did I ever wanna let you go?"
  • "The words you whispered I will always believe."
  • "We should say goodbye."
  • "Are we friends or are we more?"
  • "If you say you want me to stay, I’ll change my mind."
  • "Up in my head I'm your boyfriend, but that's one thing you've already got."
  • "Reality ruined my life."
  • "Feels like I'm constantly playing a game that I'm destined to lose."
  • "I can't compete with your boyfriend."
  • "Would he love you like I would?"
  • "I'd never leave her."
  • "It's no joke to me."
  • "Can we do it all over again?"
  • "You know I can tell that your heart isn't in it, or with it."
  • "We can both remove the masks and admit we regret it from the start."
  • "You'll never know how to make it on your own."
  • "But do you really want to be alone?"
  • "Baby, you don't have to worry, I'll be coming back for you."
  • "I've never been so into somebody before."
  • "Tell me nothing's gonna change."
  • "We're too young to know about forever."
  • "This love is only getting stronger."
  • "I just wanna tell the world that you're mine, girl."
  • "I bet you if they only knew, they would just be jealous of us."
  • "They don’t know I've waited all my life just to find a love that feels this right."
  • "They don’t know how special you are."
  • "They don’t know what you’ve done to my heart."
  • "They can say anything they want 'cause they don’t know us."
  • "It's between me and you, our little secret."
  • "Can't believe you're packing your bags."
  • "Don't promise that you're gonna write, don't promise that you'll call, just promise that you won't forget we had it all."
  • "You always will be my summer love."
  • "Wish that we could be alone now, we could find some place to hide."
  • "So please don't make this any harder, we can't take this any farther."
  • "She's addicted to the feeling of letting go."
  • "I'm the only one that gets to take her home."
  • "Every time I tell her that I want more, she closes the door."
  • "She's so afraid of falling in love."
  • "Maybe she's just trying to test me."
  • "Maybe all her friends have told her 'don't get closer, he'll just break your heart'."
  • "Every time I tell her how I feel, she says it's not real."
  • "I was the only one who loved you from the start."
  • "When I see you with him it tears my world apart."
  • "I've been waiting all this time to finally say it, but now I see your heart's been taken and nothing could be worse."
  • "Had my chances, could have been where he is standing."
  • "I loved you first."
  • "I never understood what love was really like, but I felt it for the first time looking in your eyes."
  • "Together we're so good, so why are you tearing me apart?"
  • "Did I do something stupid?"
  • "There's gotta be some way to get you to want me like before."
  • "No one ever looked so good in a dress and it hurts cause I know you won't be mine tonight."
  • "You say to everybody that you hate me, couldn't blame you 'cause I know I left you all alone."
  • "I was so stupid for letting you go, but I know you're still the one."
  • "I can't believe that you are here and lying next to me."
  • "I'm just the underdog who finally got the girl."
  • "Somehow you kicked all my walls in."
  • "Should I act so cool like it was no big deal?"
  • "Here's the tragic truth if you don't feel the same, my heart would fall apart if someone said your name."
  • "I hope I'm not a casualty, hope you won't get up and leave."
  • "Might not mean that much to you, but to me it's everything."
  • "Come on over, I don't care if people find out."
  • "They say that we're no good together and it's never gonna work out."
  • "I know you wanna be bad."
  • "Kissed you once now I can't leave."
  • "Everything you do is magic."
  • "Don't try to make me stay."
  • "Heartache doesn't last forever."
  • "Should I see someone else?"