but we understand what happened anyway

huhuhh this was originally for a request for jasper leading a battle and then it sorta just ended up being jailbreak-y lol

i think the reason for dany’s “blank” reaction to viserion dying was because she never really thought any harm would come to them. like why would she? she’s seen drogon get hurt like twice already and he is fine. she had no reason to believe the white walkers had anything to harm her dragons. her looking there “emotionless” is just her being in shock that one of her “invincible” dragons died. it’s a huge shock for her, of course she froze up.


Time for some more whump! It’s Day Two- Hypothermia!

Lance and Keith (read: klance) go to an ice planet.

why do i only ever hurt lance

“Figures,” Lance grumbled. “Stereotypical ice planet. Why couldn’t the rebels have lived on, I don’t know, a tropical island? The entire known universe and we can’t stumble across some beach residents in need of rescue?”

“Lance,” Shiro’s disapproving voice sounded over the coms. “The two of them gave me their only ship. Which means we’re helping them. They’re part of a freedom fighter organization, maybe they can help us.”

“Yeah, okay, but why do I have to be the one that gets sent down here? I’m from Cuba! This is way, way below comfortable temperatures for me.”

“Quit whining,” Keith snapped, glaring at Lance over his shoulder. “Our armor’s designed to keep us warm, and this is below comfortable for anyone. And pick up the pace.”

Lance rolled his eyes, but jogged to catch up to him.

“Sorry, Lance, but the red lion is the best at withstanding extreme temperatures. And it’s smaller, and faster than the other lions, so it can better navigate the terrain,” Shiro explained.

“Wish I had help navigating the terrain now,” Lance muttered under his breath. The two of them were currently struggling through over a foot of snow. “And that doesn’t explain why I had to bring Keith with me.”

“Because going on solo missions to unknown locations is how you get killed,” Pidge pointed out. “Star Wars? Hoth? Luke almost getting annihilated by the abominable snowman? Any of that ring a bell?”

“Quiznaking ice planets. Why are we out of the lion anyway, Shiro? Red’s warm. Do you want us to freeze to death and then have to hide inside the body of a space camel?” Lance’s voice was dripping with sarcasm.

“What the hell are you talking about?”

“Star Wars, Keith. Remind me to marathon it with you when we get back to Earth. My niece loves those movies, and she’ll eat all the popcorn, but it’s worth it. Trust me.”

“Would you two take this mission seriously?” Shiro asked. Lance could practically see him rubbing his temples exhaustedly. “I know it’s not exactly high-stakes adventure, but these guys saved my life. You’re not going to go prancing around the planet in your lion and accidentally destroy their hideout.”

Prancing? Shiro, I don’t prance, I'm—”

“Lance, look,” Keith interrupted him and pointed out towards a large stretch of ice before them. It would’ve been a lake, had the planet not had such low temperatures. “Pidge, is that the direction we need to go?”

“Yep,” she told them. “The hideout’s not far from the opposite side.”

Keith sighed. “We’ll have to go around.”

“Woah, what? Keith, that lake is huge! It’d be so much easier to walk straight across,” Lance protested. “I’m not about to freeze to death while we take the scenic route.”

“In case you hadn’t noticed, that’s ice, dumbass. If it can’t support our weight and breaks then we really could freeze to death! That water’s gotta be a lot worse than this.”

“I’m not an idiot, Keith, I know that. Pidge, if I send you a scan can you see if it’ll support us?” Lance asked. Pidge made a noise of affirmation, and Lance used his armor’s scanner to send an analysis of the ice to her.

“It looks pretty thick,” she mused. “I wouldn’t jump up and down or start hacking at it with your bayards if I were you, but you’ll be able to walk across.”

See?” Lance smirked at him. “What’d I tell you? It’s fine.”

“Shouldn’t we, I don’t know, check the lake? What if there’s a… space octopus in there, or something? Or a shark? I mean, they wouldn’t normally live in lakes, but this isn’t Earth so who knows? Are space alligators a thing?” Hunk spoke so fast it was almost difficult to understand.

“Hunk, you’re rambling,” Lance observed with a fond smile. “But don’t worry. The top of the lake is frozen, so they wouldn’t be able to breathe, right? Let alone get to us. If it makes you feel better, I’ll do a full scan of the lake.”

“Nope. No animals down there,” Pidge confirmed a few moments later. “Now would you two hurry up and cross?”

“I still have a really bad feeling about this,” Keith mumbled.

Lance turned towards him with a grin. “We are so watching Star Wars together. In fact, we should see if they have it at the space mall. But sorry, Keith, if you want to go the long way, be my guest. I’m not going to wait any longer than I have to.”

“He really is the true pilot of Red,” Pidge sounded as if she was trying to repress a laugh. “Impatient as all hell.”

Hey!” Keith and Lance exclaimed at the same time.

Pidge snorted. “Just get going already.”

Lance wasted no time in starting out across the lake. He was several paces ahead of Keith, who still hesitated to step out onto it. As he was about to continue forward, Keith stopped in his tracks. He could swear he saw something dark moving below the ice, but Pidge had scanned the lake for life, hadn’t she? It must just be his imagination. He started forward again, but just then the ground shook, and the ice in front of Lance exploded.

He let out a strangled yelp, stumbling away from whatever had just burst out of the lake. Keith could hear the frantic voices of the others in his ears, but it all descended into white noise as he saw the vine that had broken through the ice wrap around Lance’s legs.

He rushed forward, but it was already too late. Keith watched as Lance was dragged into the hole made by the creature, and plunged into the freezing lake.

The water was murky, and dark. Lance could barely see, all he knew was that something was dragging him further and further down into the depths. He didn’t have time to activate his helmet properly before water was rushing into his lungs.

He felt the grip of whatever held him tightening on his legs, and though he tried to kick he couldn’t break free.

Lance forced himself not to panic. Panicking wouldn’t help him. So he collected his thoughts, summoned his bayard, and pointed it down. He still couldn’t see anything, but with luck he’d hit the monster, not himself. He moved his finger to the trigger, aimed for what he hoped wasn’t his leg, and fired.

Judging by the shriek of pain and how the hold on him loosened, Lance guessed the laser met its mark. He kicked upwards immediately, swimming quickly to the surface. However, with limited eyesight and dwindling oxygen, his hands met nothing but ice. Panic started to overtake him again as he desperately scrambled to find the hole which he’d fallen into.

Lance was just starting to give up hope completely when suddenly a hand snagged around his wrist and yanked him to the side, and up to the surface.

Lance sucked in a breath, coughing the water out of his lungs as he collapsed onto the ice. His vision was foggy around the edges, but he could see well enough to notice Keith kneeling over him, breathing heavily.

“Are you okay?” he demanded, hands hovering over Lance’s form. “Are you hurt?”

“What—” Lance coughed again. “What was that… that thing?”

“I… I didn’t scan for plants,” Pidge told him apologetically. “In my defense, I had no idea there would be some crazy strong… Venus flytrap-ish monster living here.”

Now will you listen to me when I tell you something’s a bad idea?” Keith asked, sounding way to relieved to actually come off as angry.

Lance gave him a shaky smile. “I c-could ask you the… the same, S-samurai.”. Keith tensed immediately.

“Why’s he talking like that?” he asked. “He’s… breathing weird, too. And shivering. Pidge, what—”

“Keith. Scan. Now.” Pidge’s voice was suddenly alert, and when Keith complied, she cursed. “Hypothermia. I should’ve guessed. Keith, get him back to the castle. He should be fine, but he needs a pod. Allura and I will come back to the planet in Blue later.”

Keith nodded, picking Lance up in his arms as if he weighed nothing at all, before rushing towards Red. “Hang on, Lance. You’re gonna be fine.”

“You.. you were r-right,” Lance admitted around chattering teeth. “That was a… very b-bad idea.” His eyes started to slide shut.

“Wh— no, Lance, you have to stay awake. C'mon, keep your eyes open. We’re almost there.”

“’M sorry, Keith, b-but it’s… it’s freezing, and you’re r-r-really w-warm,” Lance mumbled, closing his eyes and leaning his head on Keith’s shoulder. “I think… I’ll just take a little n-nap.”

“Lance, no, you’ve got to—” Keith started insistently, but Lance had already passed out in his arms.

Lance fell unceremoniously out of the healing pod, but was luckily caught before he collapsed onto the floor. He looked up to meet Keith’s dark eyes, and promptly groaned. “So, I guess we had another bonding moment.”

Keith bristled. “That’s all you have to say? Not ‘thank you for saving my life?’ After your stupid decision-making skills got you put in a pod for the… how many times has it been now?”

Lance ignored him. “Where are the others?”

“None of them wanted to stay overnight, because, again, you’ve been in this pod way too many times,” Keith told him, unsure if he should point out that Lance had made no move to step back, so Keith was still supporting the entirety of his weight.

“And yet you stayed,” Lance grinned. “Guess I should probably start listening to you, huh?”

“Guess so.”

Lance’s smile turned quickly into a smirk. “Well, that’s too bad, since we both know that’s never going to happen.”

Keith scowled, prepared to drop Lance onto the floor. He would have to, if Lance hadn’t leaned forward at that exact moment and kissed him.

It didn’t last long, but Keith was blushing furiously, anyway. It was nice to see that Lance looked a little flustered, too, though.

“Thanks,” Lance said softly. “For saving my life.”

“Um,” Keith started, brain still trying to understand what was going on. “Did you just— you and I— is this— what?”

Lance laughed, finally stepping back from Keith and turning to walk out the door. “I’m going to go get some food goo, if you’d care to join me.”

Keith watched him go, and stammered out a few more incoherent sentences before rushing after him.

jackson puked in front of a fan, fell off a chair and fainted… and, honestly? i am so exhausted. i am so exhausted of waking up with things like “jackson has fever”, “jackson is sick”. he is literally the most important person in my life and it kills me every time something bad happens with him. when will he understand that his health is a priority for us? that we don’t care if he skips an event to take care of himself? that we want him to be okay more than anything? and how this fucking company allowed this to happen to him? regardless of what made him sick, its their job to take care of him and keep him healthy, but, for fuck’s sake, how many times did we complain already about how much they neglect this boy? jackson really needs to fake he’s okay and i wonder if he does this constantly… anyway, it’s heartbreaking the amount of times we use the hashtag “#getwellsoonjackson”, it shouldn’t be like this…

a nice morning pt. 3 | sweet pea

Originally posted by forsythpjones

a Sweet Pea x Reader imagine

summary: you finally get the chance to talk to Sweet Pea, but it doesn’t go as well as you hoped it would

warnings: cursing, angst, Sweet Pea being a jerk

taglist: @bigtravelbucketlist, @penisprkr

author’s note: thank you guys for the feedback, and for inspiring me to write more! I really appreciate it, and hope you guys enjoy the 3rd part :)

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Love Potion Starters


  • “Ugh, is it suppose to smell like that?”
  • “Smelling this feel like I just snorted sugar.”
  • “This better work.”
  • “Does this smell like love potion to you?”
  • “Hey, I think you might be burning something on the stove.”
  • “Hey, what’s this? Can I try?”
  • “Wait, where’d the little bottle go?”
  • “Please tell me that’s not what I think it is.”
  • “You mind tasting this… No Wait!”
  • “This is going to end badly, you know?”
  • “Who has time for confessing, this is much faster.”
  • “Are you sure using generic ingredients is the best for this type of thing?”
  • “Did you just taste your own potion?”
  • “Quickly look up and see what happens if you accidentally taste your own love potion please.”
  • “Why is this so complicated?”
  • “I don’t understand why a love potion would even need this kind of ingredient.”
  • “Do you think if you drank your own love potion, you would learn to love yourself?”


  • “Why do you have a squirt gun and why is it filled with pink?”
  • “This lemonade is nice and also I love you.”
  • “This tea is amazing, we should get married.”
  • “What was in that taco sauce anyway?”
  • “Ugh, what was in that?”
  • “It’s not that I don’t trust you, it’s just that you’ve never made me anything edible before.”
  • “Wait, which one was your cup again?”
  • “Wait that’s not ketchup–”
  • “This has an, uh, interesting flavor.”
  • “The secret ingredient is love.”
  • “I made this Valentine chocolate just for you. Really put my heart into it”
  • “This smells like feet and garlic, I’m not drinking this.”
  • “What is this? I’m not gonna let you use me as a guinea pig again. Not after last time.”
  • “No thank you, maybe later.”
  • “Why do you keep shoving this in my face?”
  • “Why can’t you just try it?”
  • “Just one bite and I’ll leave you alone.”
  • “Is this a love potion?”
  • “I know exactly what this is and I’m offended you think I wouldn’t.”


  • “It’s the antidote, I swear!”
  • “It won’t affect me anyway.”
  • “I think I’m gonna be sick.”
  • “Will you marry me?”
  • “Was it supposed to do that?”
  • “Wow, I hate you so much right now.”
  • “It wasn’t suppose to work like this.”
  • “It was suppose to make you love me, not lose everything else about you.”
  • “Look at them, is this what you really wanted?”
  • “You could have just talked to me you know?!”
  • “In my defense, it wasn’t suppose to make you throw up.”
  • “How was I supposed to know you were allergic?!”
  • “So let me get this straight, you accidentally ingested a love potion that you made yourself?”
  • “I like being in love with you!”
  • “I knew they didn’t like me, anyway.”
  • “I’m not sorry.”
  • “I’m sorry.”
  • “You’re such an idiot, you didn’t need a potion to make me love you.”
  • “Love potions don’t work when a person is already in love.”
  • “I love you!”
  • “I didn’t need a potion to see how beautiful you are.”
  • “No potion in the world could match up to the love I already feel for you.”
  • “How can I ever trust you again?”
  • “Leave me and never come back!”
  • “I just wanted to you love me the way that I love you.”
Kagerou Daze Manga - Chapter 48: RED I


Comic GENE 3月 issue (read right to left)
Manga by: Satou Mahiro
Original by: Jin (Shizen no Teki-P)
Character Designs by: Shidu, Wannyanpuu

Disclaimer: Only the scanning of the pages belong to me.

Momo: Hibiya-kun!

Ene: Didn’t you leave with the Fox Eyes-san!?

Hibiya: That…After that something horrible happened…
Please help me, Onee-chan.

Momo: …’kay!

※Permission for large use/reUP of scans is highly appreciated.
Please message (through ask). Off-anon is replied to privately.

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Seriously thought there was nothing news worthy on this month’s chapter while I was overseas since I heard nothing. Came back and realise Jin still have no chill.

So back in the present after Ayano’s reason on why she and the siblings don’t live together anymore! But after their talk, they realise Momo had snuck out to continue her search for her friend, Hiyori. Soon the remaining Children will realise there was a lie in what they thought they knew and they were tricked. 

Going to try some translation again. Shout out to @fuyuyuu for talking to me with this and explained some parts on what happened. Oh! And I try to scan it in a new way, thinking this way the quality of the scan is better

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anonymous asked:

It would be cultural appropriation if christians celebrated Jewish holidays. There’s a reason yall separated from us.

Hey, look. I get that Christians have historically been pretty horrendously terrible to the Jews. And I’m in no way trying to downplay that. And a lot of us are STILL really terrible and it makes me sick to my stomach that those people are even vaguely associated with me. So I understand if your reaction to hearing a random gentile on the internet saying the stuff I’ve been saying makes you go “Ugh… Gross…” But like… Christians came from the Jews. We wouldn’t exist without Judaism. And right up until the split happened, Jewish History and Christian History are one and the same. Jesus himself was Jewish, and he celebrated Hanukah and Passover. To me, it seems like Christianity forgot its roots, ya know? I feel like if more of us remembered where we came from and what we have in common, maybe all those horrible things wouldn’t have happened. …Anyway, I’m sorry if I’ve made any of my Jewish followers uncomfortable in any way. It wasn’t my intent.


Diabolik lovers Chaos Lineage: [CD drama - Orange Family -Vol.3] ~translation|traducción~

[Scarlet Family] [Violet Family] [Orange Family]

Hermanos del mayor al menor: 1.Ruki - 2.Shin - 2.Ayato - 3.Kanato.

Thanks to @lostlillith and @ninininonnon!!  (´ ω `♡)


Shin: Hey, you there. What are you doing in a place like this?
Shin: Don’t startle up like that, I won’t-
Shin: Heh, I see. The fact that you act like that means that you received a terrible treatment from some other vampire family, huh.
Shin: Hee? If I’ll do something to you? No way~ I was just watching this area. And of course, I do it to protect my family from Scarlets and Violets guys.
Shin: I felt a strange presence so I came to investigate, but heh… I see. You are the one with the rumors.
Shin: The only ones who are in this world are we the 13 vampires, and a woman named Eve…
Shin: Summarizing, it means you are “Eve”, right.
Shin: Pf, hahaha! Do you know what kind of face you are doing? Don’t be alarmed so much, after all I’m not planning to eat you or something like that
Shin: However, it isn’t impossible. For the fact that right now all the vampires of this world want you is the reality.
Shin: Oh? Could it be that you’re trying to escape? Well, I won’t stop you though.
Shin: In the first place, I’m not even interested in the hegemony of this world.
Shin: Shouldn’t you do what you want? Well, I’ll go back to my mansion.
Shin: Ahh, right, right. I’ll tell you this for your own good. There’re a lot of ferocious plants with powers in this forest.
Shin: Be careful.

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Yoongi Scenario: Everything To Him.

Request: Can I request Yoongi scenario where Y/N’ ex want Y/N back and he was being persistent and force Y/N to get back with him. When he got rejected, he ended up hurt Y/N. when Yoongi knows about it, he got jealous, angry and protective. Thank you❤️

Genre: Romance / Drama.

You were tired and just wanted to get home, you had had a rough day in the office but at least there was something you were looking forward to, Yoongi was in town. He had ended tour and had been given some well deserved days to rest so of course he was spending them at your place, you had made a surprise for him when he came back and he had been the cutest seeing your little arrangement of his favorite food, with the sweets he liked, balloons and other cheesy things, you had really gone to town with that surprise but it had been worth it since it had served you to distract yourself from other things that were happening in your life and Yoongi although a bit embarrassed of the attention had loved it.  

You went in with a sigh but pulling of a smile for when you saw Yoongi, only that the first you saw was a huge flower arrangement on the dinning table. Your smile was more natural now thinking how sweet he was, he had bought your favorites.

You heard his steps coming and you were ready to throw yourself to his arms until you saw his face, he was scowling and didn’t look near happy.

-Hi, I’m back-

He nodded and then directed his eyes to the flowers, you did the same and smiled again. -You bought them? What is the occasion?-

Yoongi crossed his arms. -You tell me, I didn’t buy them-

-No?- he observed you observing the flowers. 

-Read the card-

-What is this about?- you asked getting close to the arrangement to be able to read and you widened your eyes seeing the sign, so that’s why he was angry.

Our love can go through time and any obstacle, since this are your favorites I hope they make you days better

-Yoongi let me explain-

-You better, I’ve been wondering for a good while why the fuck your ex is sending you flowers and love letters-

-Could you please calm down? This is not what you think it is, this is…- you sighed thinking how could you explain Yoongi that your ex had been back since a few weeks ago and he had been insisting in getting back together without him getting angrier. -Kyuhyun thinks I want to be back with him-

-Wasn’t him out of town? why does he think that?-

-He was but he came back I don’t know, so he saw me and I thought everything was fine so I accepted him a coffee and…-

-You went out with him?- Yoongi interrupted you. -While I was on tour you were seeing your ex?- he asked drawling his words. -I can’t believe this shit-

-It’s not like that, Yoongi, listen, I thought it was normal, but then he went crazy thinking that I wanted to be back with him and what not-

Yoongi cracked his fingers and looked to a side for a moment like trying to contain his anger. -Then why not tell me? Didn’t you think this was worth mentioning? I know I wouldn’t be able to do shit since I was away but at least…- he groaned feeling powerless. -At least let me know, but you didn’t do it, what do you think that makes me believe, huh?-

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— bones | 04 (m)

pairing— jung hoseok x reader // min yoongi x reader, college! hoseok, college! yoongi
genre/warnings— angst, smut, friends with benefits
words 9,074

:: summary— you were broken from a past relationship, and Hoseok wanted to fix you, but what price was he willing to pay? Would he end up worse off, or would you realise in time, that your best friend was the one…?

noteinspired by this song here.

  » 01 :: 02 :: 03 :: 04 :: 05  ✓

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BTS React to S/O spraining themselves

Anon: Hello! I really love your reactions ^-^ could you do one where they take care of you when you accidentally sprain yourself? :*


He would act all exasperated, constantly asking you “Why did you do that in the first place?” or saying “You should have known better.”

Don’t worry though, he’s not angry at you, just at the situation. He cares a lot about you and hates seeing you hurt in any way. He would fuss, but it’s only because he’s worried about you.

Originally posted by theking-or-thekid


He would put you on bed rest lmao. You wouldn’t be allowed to get up or do anything that could make the sprain worse. 

“Just stay in bed jagi. If you need anything I’ll get it for you.”

Mostly y’all just lay in bed together all day, watching crappy Netflix, and cuddling. 

(*Insert Y/N as Hobi in gif… or not. Yoonseok is life.)

Originally posted by rpbangtanboys


He hates seeing you hurt, and is likely to fuss over you and baby you quite a bit. Not only would he be very caring about the whole situation, but he would do his best to make you forget your pains, trying his best to get you to laugh. 

“Yah, yah, Jagiya!”

“How do you make a kleenex dance?”

*blank stare*

“You put a little boogie in it!” 

*stare off into the distance like you’re on The Office.”

Originally posted by gotbangboys

J Hope:

Would be pretty chill about it. As a dancer he is no stranger to sprains himself, so he knows that it’s not the end of the world. 

He has insider knowledge on how to make you feel better though, after having gone through the same thing himself. 

“Baby, I have a whole process, but I swear it’ll make you feel so much better.”

“Okay first we alternate icing it and the heating pad. Then after that we soak it in Epsom salt.”

“Hobi, won’t that make my foot all wrinkly? Do you really want my foot to look like an 80 year old woman’s?”

“…so what if it does look wrinkly? It’s not like you’re going to be seducing me with your foot anyway. wtf. the things that you worry about.”

Originally posted by jhope-shi


He understands that these things happen sometimes, and it can’t be avoided. 

He would make sure that you’re okay. 

“Does it still hurt a lot?”

“Do you think you need to go back to the Dr.?”

He would enforce doctor’s orders strictly, not letting you wiggle your way out of them. 

“He said you need to keep your weight off of it, that means no getting up to do random shit baby.”

“I’ll do it for you, and if I can’t be here I’ll have someone else to watch over you and take care of things.”

Originally posted by jmonie


Tae and his fragile lil’ heart. You would be reassuring him to keep him from freaking out (bc let’s be real. Tae can be quite over-dramatic at times). 

“Oh god, jagi. What if you never walk again?!”

“Sweetie, it’s just a sprain.”

“But what if it gets worse?! It can get worse, that’s what they said!”

“That’s only if I do stuff I’m not supposed to. But we’re going to go home and I’m going to get off of it and let it heal. I will be a perfect patient and it will get better in the next few days.”


Originally posted by bwipsul


You thought Jin was one to baby their S/O? Then meet Mother-Hen ™ Jimin. 

He would be adorable with how much care and attentiveness he shows you. He would make sure that you rest and relax, fluffing your pillows and making sure you’re comfy. 

When he makes a supply run he would bring you back gifts, just to lift your mood. 

Honestly this boy does it all bc he looooves you, and it’s super cute. 

“I made this soup for you, eat it well.”

“Jimin, I just have a sprain, not an illness.”

“it still applies! You better not leave a drop of it left.”

Originally posted by bangdulce

what to expect when you and tom are expecting

Part 5 of the White Dress series

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4

  • you are so happy when the test is positive and tom is away filming his new film so you hop on a plane as soon as possible and surprise him at his set 
  • he’s so haPPY to see you, he picks you up and spins you and kisses you
  • you don’t tell him right away, you wait until you go to dinner that night
  • “could i interest either of you in one of our specialty drinks?” the waiter asks you and tom shakes his head “we’ll just have a glass each of chardonnay please.” he always orders your drink for you. “a-actually i’ll just have an iced tea with lemon, thanks.”
  • “is everything okay love? you usually have a drink with dinner…”
  • “well, i just found out some very important news that-”
  • “yOU’RE KIDDING?! darling don’t be joking with me right now!”
  • “having a child is hardly something to joke about thomas.”
  • he gets sO excited and kisses you so much and he can’t stop smiling bc he’s going to be a dad!!!
  • “we should do one of those cute reveals for our families, you know what i’m talking about?”
  • you guys visit tom’s family in london a week later and you bring his parents gifts. they’re so excited to see you and are really surprised when you have gifts for them. you tell them to open them at the same time.
  • they’re matching tea cups that say “world’s greatest nana” and “world’s greatest grandpa” on them
  • it takes a minute for it to sink in but when they get it tHEY SCREAM THEY’re almost as haPpy as tom!
  • let’s not forget when you tell hARRISON. you invite him over to your house and the lights are dimmed and tom’s sitting in a huge leather chair on the opposite side of the wooden desk.
  • harrison is so confused bc tom has tessa on his lap and he’s caressing her and you’re sat on the couch in the corner of the room that he didn’t know you had.
  • “please have a seat.” tom says in a fake raspy voice, he has two cotton balls in his mouth.
  • “what is going on here? i feel like i’m about to be executed or something.”
  • “listen, harrison,” tom puts tessa on the ground and walks over to lean on the desk in front of harrison, “i’m gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse” harrison knows where this line is from, everyone has seen the godfather, but he has no idea why tom is doing this. “we want you, to be the godfather to our child, who should be around in about 8 months.”
  • you can’t help but smile when harrison jumps from his chair yelling “WHAT?! yOU GUYS ARE- oh my god no way!!! yes oF course i’ll be godfather are you crazy bro!” he pulls tom in for a huge hug and you can’t stop smiling bc you live for this bromance
  • you wait three months and decide to get a 3-d ultrasound to determine the baby’s sex early bc you and tom are dying to know and tom’s been keeping this secret from the media for long enough you told him that once you found out the sex of the baby he could tell the world 
  • he may or may not have researched a bunch to see how you could determine it early.
  • he holds your hand the whole time and you are so nervous, yet really excited.
  • its a bOY and tom is super happy and so are you and he just kisses you really softly and takes a picture of the screen he’s so excited for everyone to see him, the beautiful boy you created.
  • “what if we named him peter tony holland. before you get angry, hear me out, nobody will know we’re naming him after peter parker and tony stark. and besides peter is an adorable name, like peter rabbit, peter pan, peter parker, all lovable characters.”
  • “tom we’re not naming him after spider man and iron man.”
  • you post on your social media before tom is able to bc he’s driving you home.
  • you post a baby picture of tom and caption it “hope he ends up looking just like you ❤️”” and eVeryone gOES NUTS  
  • tom posts the picture from the ultrasound and captions it “like this post if you agree that his name should be peter tony holland”
  • you comment back “i would quicker name him rumpelstiltskin harrison holland before peter tony holland thanks”
  • robert comments “you promised to name your first born child after me remember thomas?”
  • “you promised him what?!” you yell at tom in disbelief
  • “i thought he’d forget about it, but i mean it was for good reason!”
  • “and what would that be?”
  • “i didn’t want him to tell anyone that he uh, he caught um,” then he mumbled incoherently
  • “he what tom?“ 
  • “he caught me taking a dick pic okay?!” he blurted out, “i freaked out and i may have said ‘please robert don’t say anything i’ll do anything! i’ll name my first born after you!’ and it was so in the moment i didn’t think about what would happen when we actually had kids." 
  • you end up talking to robert and you agree that your kid’s middle name should be robert, because when he comes over it’ll be hard to differentiate the two of them. (robert didn’t understand your reasons but went with it anyway bc he doesn’t like to admit it but he would do anything for you and tom) 
  • omg yOu catch him looking at kids rooms online
  • anD if you think your son ain’t gonna have a spider man room you’re wrong 
  • he take things from the set and puts it in his room 
  • you guys take a lamaze class bc tom wants to be rlly prepared 
  • you and tom search extensively for a good name for your boy, tom is stuck on peter, but you won’t have it 
  • "what about matthew?” tom asks one day 
  • “matthew robert holland…” you trail off and smile at him 
  • “i love it” you both say at the same time 
  • tom is always by your side no matter what and never lets you lift a finger, he’s so quick to help you off the couch or out of your clothes
  • he goes grocery shopping for you bc your shoes are too tight from your feet being so swollen. 
  • every time he hears you say “ooh” he rushes to your side to see if you’re okay, it’s usually just a kick but he wants to make sure. 
  • your little boy is late, it’s been two weeks since your due date but you still won’t pop, and you refuse to medically induce labor, so you try a bunch of home remedies but none of them work. 
  • “i read once that sex induces labor…” tom says one day, looking at you out of the corner of his eye while you sit on the couch. 
  • “help me up.” you say and he smiles and let’s just say the next morning your water broke 
  • tOM was freaking out and rushing to get everything into the car even though you already had a bag packed for the hospital. you were panting, contractions happening closer and closer together, tom called everyone from his car, his parents, your mom, harrison, robert, jacob, zendaya, chris, anthony, sebastian, everyone.
  • when you got to the hospital you got into your private room and people started piling in to congratulate you and you tried to smile through the pain of the contractions.
  • you are in active labor for hOURs and you keep asking the doctor how much longer, she reassures you that you should be starting your transition phase shortly 
  • your contractions are getting closer and closer and growing more intense, you yell at tom bc he got you into this mess and he’s just saying how good you’re doing and how wonderful you are.
  • “darling, you’re doing great, i love you so much.”
  • “okay it’s time to start pushing! can we just get dad in here, you all can wait in the lobby.” the doctor says as tom smiles widely at you, he pats you with the towel bc you’re sweating like crazy!
  • “ready, darling?” tom smiles and holds your hand, trying to keep you calm, he kisses your forehead softly and you give him a weak smile. 
  • two hours of pushing later, you hear your baby boy cry and you can’t help but cry, tom kisses you softly and he’s crying too.
  • “you did so great, love.”
  • “dad, do you want to come and cut the umbilical cord?” and tOm iS sO excited. he’s pretty much sobbing bc his little boy is laying on the counter and tom touches his hand and his baby grabs his finger as tight as he can, and now tom’s even mOre of a meSs.
  • after they clean him up they put him in your arms and tom looks at you both with the most love in the world and he’s just thinking about how he’d do anything to protect the two of you. 
  • “so how about another? a girl this time?” he just laughs little did you know a year and a half later all of this would happen again with a baby girl.
  • harrison is the first person other than you two to see him, they’re looking at the baby through the glass. “wow, man, you did that, you made that.”
  • “i know, it’s incredible”

Summary: Sam and you went onto a normal hunt, thinking you would nail it without a scratch. Only you ended up with a big gash on your stomach up to your breast. A discussion emerged, leaving a lot of tension between the two of you. A tension that lead to things you might regret in the morning.
Requested by: @charliebradbury1104 and Anonymous

Words: 1774

Pairing: Sam Winchester x Reader 

Originally posted by spn-mostly

Warnings: bit of dry humping, Smut, Unprotected sex, kind of angry!sex I guess, patching up a wound, angst, pretty much fighting I guess

A/N: Written for Smut Appreciation Day!


“I told you to stay back and wait! Why didn’t you listen?!” Sam asked rather upset as the two of you were on the way back to the motel.

“Gosh Sam, will you stop? I’m fucking fine,” you groaned as you held the wound on your stomach, which was still bleeding but didn’t seem too bad. At least not to you.

But of course, Sam had to make a big deal out of this. He always did and it sure bothered you a lot.

“I won’t stop! You could have died or who knows what!” Sam tried to stay as calm as possible.

“So what? That’s what the life brings! Death is on every corner for us!” you stated before unlocking the door to your motel room and walked in.

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The Schuyler Sisters
there’s nothing rich folks love more than going downtown and slummin’ it with the poor

As flattering as Kingsman’s bespoke armor is, Eggsy likes his old casual getup, thank you very much, and no amount of eye-rolling and tongue-clicking from Harry is going to change his mind.

It’s not imposter syndrome or anything complicated; he just likes dressing in jeans and hoodies, okay? His lifelong fondness for snapbacks isn’t going anywhere just because he wears oxfords instead of sneakers once in a while. Besides, even though he’s comfortable with dressing up for missions now (or, say, for beating up his step-dad’s lot in a pub before kicking them out of his mum’s life), he’d much rather not look the part of a posh snob when chilling with his mates.

Harry Hart, on the other hand, was born a posh snob and will die as one. That doesn’t change even when he’s sliding into the seat next to Eggsy’s in the pub while Jamal and Ryan both raise incredulous eyebrows.

“You’re late,” Eggsy accuses.

Harry shrugs. “Some poor fellow tried to mug me.”

“Jesus,” Ryan says. “You alright?”

“It was a misunderstanding,” Harry says, and by now Eggsy’s mates know Harry well enough to figure that the misunderstanding was probably solved with Harry’s fists and creative use of the ever-present umbrella. “He was very agreeable by the end of it.”

“I keep tellin’ you that you’re askin’ for trouble when you’re dressed like that in our neighborhood,” Eggsy grumbles. It’s not exactly his neighborhood anymore, what with having moved to a better part of town a couple months back, but Belgravia doesn’t feel like home to him yet, and Ryan and Jamal are still here, so.

Harry takes a sip of his beer with an acknowledging hum, taking his sweet time before oh-so-casually saying, “A gentleman does not blame the victim for how they dress, Eggsy.”

“That’s not what I—“ Harry’s smirking, the bloody wanker. “—fuck you, why do we even invite you to hang out with us anyway.”

“You’re dating,” Jamal deadpans. He looks like he doesn’t understand how that happened.

Yeah, Eggsy still isn’t quite sure how that happened, either.


Harry has the worst habit of dressing like he buys his socks from Tom Ford’s to match his equally expensive wardrobe and then waltzing into London’s worst neighborhoods. He’s not doing this on Kingsman’s payroll, either. It’s something he does on his days off.

Roxy says that Eggsy’s always spoiling for a fight, but he’s pretty damn sure he has nothing on Harry fucking Hart.

“So how many poor bastards tried to mug you today?” Eggsy asks when Harry finally arrives in front of the tube station, twenty minutes late but looking smugger than a cat with a stomach full of cream.

Harry smiles, beatific. “Only three.”

Merlin once said, in complete seriousness, that Eggsy and Harry were meant for each other. Eggsy is pretty damn sure he’s not as much of an arsehole as Harry is, though.


“You’re enjoying this, aren’t you.” It’s a rhetorical question. Eggsy knows Harry’s enjoying this; the smugness is rolling off of him in waves.

They’re surrounded by half a dozen men in broad daylight on a narrow side street that looks like a popular congregating choice for local gang members. It’s not ideal for a romantic stroll, but Harry’s idea of a Saturday afternoon date is let’s go dressed nicely to this shitty area and see who wants to beat us up.

In all honesty, Eggsy’s probably to blame as well. He should’ve known better than to humor Harry and come out in his new suit.

“Aren’t you, darling?” Harry asks, cocking his head just the slightest bit to the left, sly grin spreading on his lips. Eggsy is going to kiss it off of him with his teeth, right after they get rid of this unwanted audience.


Yeah, okay, so maybe Merlin had a point when he said they were meant for each other.


It’s a quiet Thursday evening, the sun just starting to dip below the horizon, and the air is warm while Eggsy and Harry walk to Harry’s home. For once, they had dinner at a ritzy Hungarian place in Harry’s neighborhood, and Eggsy’s deigned for his best Adidas sneakers and a pair of jeans that Harry appreciates the tightness of. He’s dressed like a boy out for a night in the pub, and he doesn’t fit in amidst the well-dressed, his accent standing out from the polished vowels and whispers. People glance, stare, sniff and turn their heads.

Harry hardly notices. He’s too busy smiling with affection that could melt Eggsy’s knees, warm and proud.

“I don’t want you to ever change,” Harry says.

Eggsy grins. “Yeah, well, ditto to you, too.” Leans up on his toes, kisses Harry on the street for everybody to see.

Let’s talk about Isak

So here we are at the second of the meta posts I wanted to write, and for which I created this blog in order to have somewhere to put them.  This one is about Isak all on his own.  He’s such a complex, interesting character and I’m constantly fascinated by him.  However, as in all fandoms, there are certain perceptions of him that have become accepted as universal truths to the point that most fic and art uses those ideas as if they are canon.  Since I’m in an analytical mood, I’m going to take a look and see just how accurate they all are.  Again, I could write a book on all the things I agree with about Isak: he’s smart, he’s analytical, he’s an introvert, he loves Even etc etc.  But there’s not much use in rehashing that stuff again, so I’m going to look at things where I either disagree or at least partially do.

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anonymous asked:

Have you seen what the fandom is complaining about recently? I'm talking about Lea and how he "shouldn't be forgiven by Kairi because he doesn't deserve it". What do you think? Honestly, the whole thing is making me sad if not completely upset...

Yes, I’ve been holding my tongue because it really is leaning into the discourse ™ but it’s so gosh dang annoying so I will comment.

1) Lea deserves redemption, and forgiveness. Yes absolutely.

Did Axel do bad shit? Yes. He did. So did most of the other nobodies. But he also attempted to do good shit.

He took a hit from Saix so Kairi could run (Manga). In game helped Sora and apologised thru Sora for hurting Kairi. He has shown already he feels regret for what he’s done.

Lea meanwhile, sought out Isa, his best friend who he essentially disowned as a nobody right away, went and helped mickey while also pledging to use a keyblade. And saved Sora.

He may not be broody like Riku, but Lea is trying his best. The story doesn’t necessarily have to have him fall into a pit of despair to prove it. If anything, that would be even worse.

What I want Lea to show us is he isn’t Axel anymore, and to see him apologize to Kairi just like Sora told him too. Please. (I’ll be furious if it isn’t in game because it’s a big frikkin part of his development. Anyway.)

2) Kairi deserves the right to dislike Lea.

Knowing they’ll end up friends doesn’t mean that won’t happen, but it will be ridiculous if we don’t see it, because it’s another aspect of her character we’ve only seen in tiny bursts. Distrust, anger, forgiveness, understanding. And really, it will be detrimental to the development for both their characters if we don’t see it.


All that being said, I do think them being friends and KNOWING they will be is pretty much the greatest thing since the ffvii remake was announced.

It meanS we get a fucking awesome kickass red heads from radiant garden. And with Lea “too much fucking screen time” memorized around, we’re basically assured to get a hell of alot more Kairi in 3.

I think it’s a good thing for both their characters. Lea will be around someone that knows his shitty past and isn’t going to stand for bs, while Kairi will not only be off the island but with someone that isn’t going to let her get left behind.

The fact their not exactly the closest means we’ll have RIPE OPPORTUNITY FOR CHARQCTER DEVELOPMENT from both of them while they hang out. What class type is kairi? What eyeliner does Lea use? How did he end up a nobody? Does Kairi remember radiant garden? Are they going to get to do their own thing while Sora saves the world’s and Riku goes on a date with mickey??

The possibilities are not only endless, but exciting, and I’m not about to let fandom wank ruin my fun, and neither should you, anon. Take it for what it is and worry about the issues when 3 comes out. Have fun with their possible friendship. It’s what kh is all about.

Just rewatched Room for Ruby and it got me thinking. What the fuck is Navy’s problem?

Like, no, think about it. What she does goes counter to anything else we’ve witnessed in homeworld gems. Seeing Topaz in Stuck Together just proves my point. I’m gonna skim over all the homeworld gems we’ve met to this point, hopefully in order.

Lapis Lazuli- Arguably to first “homeworld” gem we meet, the one that shows Steven the universe is much larger than he first imagined. She’s a remnant of a bygone age, completely unaware of what homeworld has become. She has a strong heart and learns to appreciate Earth and its inhabitants, but it takes a long time for her to reach the point, a lot of starting and stopping, as she laments about in Room for Ruby.

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