but we understand what happened anyway

memprime  asked:

Why did you move out of R's place anyway? Just curious...

HILARIOUSLY, HIS MA KICKED ME OUT. 

I should be more fair to her, but the whole situation just makes me lol.

So, I didn’t know R when I moved in with him, and it was supposed to be a temporary, 6-to-8 month situation while I looked for another place to live. I was paying rent, and in fact I was paying more than we agreed on at the first meeting because his mother actually owned the place and she and R had a difference of opinion about rent. I didn’t mind, it was still less than a place of my own in the same neighborhood and he had a really nice kitchen.

Anyway, after living there a few months I told R I’d like to stay longer, he and his mother agreed on the understanding that I was still month to month, and I stayed for ten months total.

What happened next was, I think, a combination of two things. The first was that his mother and godmother, both of whom have genuine cleaning-based OCD, came over one time while we weren’t there and cleaned everything so viciously and thoroughly that when I got home I literally thought we’d been robbed. I’m not a messy person, but R is, and I wasn’t going to clean his shit up, so we lived somewhere between “typical bachelor” and “frat house before the kegger”. I kept a very clean kitchen and had my own bathroom, and the rest I didn’t worry about. Apparently his mother did. 

I didn’t find the cheese grater for like, three days. 

I think his mother had hoped I would clean up after him, or set a better example, or something? And was upset when she found out I was apathetic about cleaning, and decided to get rid of me.

But also, there was this situation where a family friend had just finished grad school and needed a place to crash in Chicago. The idea was that I would move out (I got 45 days’ notice) and this guy would move in, and that is what happened, with me moving into an apartment down the block because I liked the area and was familiar with it. Post-Grad-School-Family-Friend moved in with R, and then after two months broke his lease to move out because he was getting a place with his girlfriend. 

I felt sort of gleeful about that.

What followed was several years of R finding, and then losing within 2-3 months, a series of terrible roommates, none of whom were as interesting OR as good at Wheel of Fortune as I was. And his mother, as his landlord, was for the most part stuck eating the portion of the rent that normally a roommate would cover. The last roommate to actually stick was his stepbrother, who is his polar opposite in almost every way, and who stayed for eight months before getting his own place.  

I’d feel worse about it if she and R were close, the way I am with my mum. But she’s kind of a terrible person and R doesn’t get on well with her – he calls my mum “Mama [firstname]” and I think Mum genuinely cares about his wellbeing (as opposed to his marital status or net worth) more than his own mother, so I’m less sympathetic.  

It’s been a long, wild couple of years for R and me. God knows what’ll happen next, but at least his mother doesn’t control either of our fates anymore. :D 

Imagine the dwarves being heartbroken after you tell them that the human life span is shorter than theirs

I was bored and thought I’d try this imagine. Its my first time writing for the hobbit so I hope you understand if it sucks!  Anyway enjoy!

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“What happened next?” Kili asked excitedly.
“We had to carry him home. Obviously after he threw up in the streets and allover your mother’s new boots,” Balin explained laughing.
“I hope my 100th birthday is that cool!” Fili sighed longingly.
“It will be. It’ll be the first party thrown in Erebor for a hundred years,”Thorinsaid smiling, his cheeks slightly red from the embarrassment that was his 100th birthday party. 

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Five Nights at Freddy's 2

This is probably going to be a long post, BE WARNED.

I’m trusting everyone has watched the new Five Nights At Freddy’s 2 trailer (If you haven’t, you can view it here) and to be honest, I thought it looked amazing, but slightly scary at the same time. Anyway, here’s some analysis I did of it. 

 First off, the building. 

 

 The shape of the building has changed, and we can see this without needing to look outside the building. The only thing that remotely looks the same to the first FNAF is the restroom area (CAM 07) but then there is an extra room added onto it. I understand that Fazbear Entertainment tried to change everything to possibly get rid of the past, and what had happened in the place before, but this is a total remodel. Quite literally everything has changed. Then there comes my new theory that maybe it’s a new building. Maybe Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza has moved locations. Do they still own the last location? 

 Secondly, I’d like to bring up the little red warning symbol appearing on the map, and then again in the trailer when Foxy attacks:

 

 Maybe it’s something to help the security guard. Maybe it detects the movement of Animatronics, and comes up when an Animatronic is moving. For all we know, there could be movement sensors at night. 

 Next, I’m bringing up the use of vents. As seen in the trailer, and on the Steam Greenlight page, the new Bonnie, and old Chica can been seen crawling through the vents. My first question is, surely the vents would be closed up since it is a Childrens Pizza place. We can see one entrance to the vents in Party Room 2: 

 Obviously, there are going to be little kids here in the day who want to explore everything. Why isn’t it sealed or at least covered up to keep the kids from exploring too far? In the first FNAF, one of the rules was ‘stay close to mommy’, does this still apply here?

 As well as that, we also see that one of the possibly many jumpscares and death scenes in the game is old Foxy jumping up at you:

Now, we all know that Foxy was very active in the first FNAF, as most of us screamed at the fact he was running down west hall. But surely years of deactivation has left his endoskeleton rusty, and in need of some oil and re tuning. How come he can jump us at us after all this time, and how come before he just stood in the doorway? 

 Going back to the vents, how in heavens name can a full size animatronic fit inside one of those vents that don’t look that big at all?  It also seems that new Bonnie and old Chica come at you though the same vent (Right). Also, take note on how small the vents look via the map. Tiny. 

 I’d also like to mention how it reminds me of some popular games, and how it might have some inspiration from them. I feel like the vents came as an idea from Alien Isolation, where, of course, the alien comes at you from the vents, making you terrified of vents. Now theres more reason to be terrified of vents! And:

 My opinion here is that Bonnie’s positioning could possibly come from any of the Slender games. Bonnie’s position just reminds me of Slender man, and since Bonnie no longer has a face, it gives more ideas that it could be inspired by Slender. 

 Lastly, but probably the most important piece, is this; This is what is written on the Steam Greenlight page. The 'kid-friendly’ part already makes you think 'aww hell no’ but then if you read on it goes on to say about how they’re updated with the latest facial recognition technology. We all know how that went in The Simpsons:All the robots’ facial recognition software went wrong, and they saw humans and robots. Also, IRL, in some theme parks they use this software in places like free roaming restaurants where the robots roam the restaurant. For example, there used to be one in Disney World, but that was taken away for 'Unknown reasons’. Back to the point, it then mentions about how the facial recognition software is tied into criminal databases, which makes us think they are being used to possibly catch a criminal. I’m sure you all remember the man who lured children into the back room wearing a Freddy Fazbear costume and murdered them. Maybe this happened again, and if it were to happen another time, this time they’d catch it happening, and find the murderer. OR maybe theres a criminal hiding in the pizzeria or something like that. 

 Skipping a little bit, it then says that the previous guard complained about the animatronics trying to get into the office, so he was transferred to work day time shifts. So, to try and make your job easier, they give you your own Freddy Fazbear head, clean of all the wires and animatronic parts. It states that this should fool the animatronic if they were to somehow make their way to your office to kill you.

 And then it says how Fazbear Entertainment isn’t responsible for death or dismemberment. 

 Overall, I’m ready for Freddy,

 and I do not wanna fuck the robot fox. 

 Thanks, 

Alison’s redemption

One of the things that bugs me about this show is how they redeemed Alison’s character. It makes no sense because we don’t even know what she went through while she ran away. We have 32432 clues that point in the direction that Alison PLANNED to fake her death. She left diaries for Spencer. WHY?
She was gone for like 4 seasons and we know NOTHING about it. Where was she? What did she do? What did those tapes mean that Mrs Grunwald had of her??
Why was she scared of that painting? I know, we saw a flashback, but it obviously was not real, as this was part of her fake kidnapping story. Also, it’s not a good enough explanation for her to be uncomfortable around the painting. What is the significance of said painting anyway? We’ve seen it more than once…

I am all for her character’s redemption, don’t get me wrong, but I just don’t understand what happened. What made her change? I know she was buried alive by her mother and that must have been traumatic, but it’s just not good enough for a really good redemption arc. It doesn’t explain how she went from bitch to angel. I feel like I missed her journey to redemption because like with everything on that show, the writers go from A to C and leave out B. We have a beginning and an ending, but no middle. Everything seems to be left for interpretation.
How come that this bitch forgives so quickly?This is supposed to be the same girl who threatened and blackmailed half of Rosewood at the age of 14/15. Even if Alison changed for the better, I’m having a very hard time to believe that this girl would forgive CeCe so quickly after everything CeCe put her and her friends through. She has no backbone anymore suddenly. She just takes it all. She doesn’t fight back. WHY? What on earth made her change this much? She’s a timid gray little mouse all of a sudden. And flash forward to the time jump, and it seems that she needs her friends to save her from “Him.” When did she become a damsel in distress???
This isn’t a character who changed for the better; this is a character who was completely rewritten without any explanation as far as I’m concerned. I feel betrayed because I wanted to be there for her redemption… through all of it. 

Illumi Zoldyck

Okay I promised a three page word doc but this is more like two and a half i’m sorry. Also, this is more a ‘what went wrong and how it happened’ than a full-on pyscho-analysis (even though it technically still is a pyscho-analysis, but quite shallow considering the depth of any character), anyway, hope I don’t disappoint.

First and foremost, in order to understand the entire mindset of the Zoldyck family, you need an age timeline. This is the most crucial evidence for each child’s status and image in this dysfunctional family.

Looking past my bad writing we can see that Illumi was considered as the ‘only heir’ for nearly five years. Based on the fact that both Silva and Zeno was the only child as well, it’s highly likely Kikyo and Silva planned on having just one child, and that child would be the heir. Which means Illumi had been training, and quite possibly killing since he was three, since it was the age Killua had started training. Hence, we can presume Illumi and Killua shared a similar childhood, although Illumi had more parental interaction as the only child for five years.

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You know, this was the perfect plan. Everyone gets what they want in this plan. It is the smoothest course of action to take for their situation. I seriously don’t understand why Mellie was against it. Especially because (and this really ticks me off) it is exactly what has happened now! Why did we suffer through two entire seasons of non-sense to still end up at this point? Did Olitz (and the audience) have to have suffered first for their sins before they could start the road of their relationship? Everyone suffered because they decided to kick this plan out of the water for two seasons just to end up back here anyway. What was the point?! I just don’t get it!

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so I met this dude again this evening - after watching his entire WEday rehearsal (which was absolutely amazing) - he kept thanking us for taking our time to always be there for him (i told him I had met him a month ago and 2 years ago) and he was like “seriously, I meant what I said, I really appreciate it” - after he shook all our hands and asked us where we’re from, I asked him when he was going to do another london show and he said he’d love to do one he’s just gotta get the music out (which he said he jokes about with his friends how it’s never gonna happen) and I told him that we wouldn’t care we’d come anyway and he again thanked us for that. He REALLY wanted us to understand how grateful he was for our support (he genuinely thanked us like, 5 times) I am so so happy that I got to see him in my own city, I know how exceptionally lucky I am and I do not take a single moment of what happened today for granted.

star wars: a summary

kylo ren: i know we just met but 

kylo ren: we have such a strong connection

rey: *is tied to a chair* …

kylo ren: you can feel it too right

rey: ……………

kylo ren: cool. anyway you’ve probably never even heard of The Force but i’m pretty strong with it jsyk

kylo ren: oh you can use The Force too

kylo ren: 

kylo ren: it’s cool to meet a chick who’s into using The Force

-SEVERAL SCENES LATER-

rey: *is literally in the middle of beating the shit out of kylo ren with a lightsaber*

kylo ren: you’re not very good at this (ow) 

kylo ren:  i could give you some pointers 

kylo ren: like train you and stuff. after this is over obvs

kylo ren: we should hang out

kylo ren: you seem like a cool chick

rey: …………………………… *leaves*

kylo ren:

My brain just keeps coming up with stuff.

Anyway here we go. Like always anyone can add to this if they want.

So I had the idea of what if Lewis was able to manifest as a ghost (alive looking) right after wiping Vivi’s memory of his death? He then goes up to confront Arthur only to see giant 6 tailed fox ripping the possessed arm off and throwing it away. Mystery and Lewis lock eyes and Lewis understands what happened. After cauterizing Arthur’s stump so he doesn’t bleed out Mystery then goes down to collect the fainted Vivi.

Once everyone is in the van Lewis drives them to the hospital. After Vivi wakes up he realized that she doesn’t know he’s dead and not wanting her to remember he doesn’t tell her.

Arthur is bit harder since he nearly had a heart attack at seeing Lewis when he woke up. Lewis was able to calm him down by convincing him it was just a dream and he lost his arm from a wolf attack. 

So now Lewis has to pretend to be alive around his friends to make sure they don’t have a mental break down.

Superman Starter Sentances
  • “These dinosaurs are magical!”
  • “I didn’t know cities had keys…”
  • “Uh, no, I didn’t say that at all.”
  • “Hold it! Everybody to the dance floor!”
  • [Stern Martha Kent Face]
  • “Er…uhh….okay…”
  • [while being thrown out] “I understand!”
  • “I still can’t believe I’m doing this. He’s going to kill me.”
  • “How should we start? ‘I hear you’re feeling like a doofus’ or ‘just say no to panty raids?’”
  • “Thanks for letting me know.” [Leaps over wall anyway]
  • [while being attacked] “Please stop.”
  • [while being attacked] “Seriously? We’re going to do this?”
  • “What just happened?”
  • [punches Father Time in the gut]
  • [leaps out off window] “Oh, forgot, no flying today.”
  • “Give it back! You’re a dog! It doesn’t even fit!”
  • [bursts through floor] “Sorry about that, I’ll repair it later.”
  • “Your compliments are astounding.”
  • “Are you secretly dumb? Because so far it seems like you’re trying to come smart and crazy, but most of the stuff you’re saying is vapid and ridiculous.”
  • [sits up completely naked] “Where am I?”
  • “Get off my planet.” [punches into orbit]
  • “WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?”
  • [PUNCHES THROUGH TIME]
  • “Oh no! It’s a banana peel! I’m somersaulting!”
  • “I incinerated him with heat vision. And then stole his coffee.”
  • [falls naked from the sky]
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The best part of this is that, through everything that has happened, you will forever be young.
You’re loved, more than you thought.
Rest Easy Dylan.
I hope that wherever you are right now, you are happy, and at peace.
I don’t condone what you’ve done, but I get it.
I understand you, we all do.
“It’s okay, it will get better, in a few months all this school shit won’t matter anyways- you’ll be free” - I wish I could’ve said some things you really needed to hear.
I love you
Tomorrow will be another day
9/11/1981 ~ Happy Birthday

Feeling forgotten over here

While Swoki’s blessing the world with their love, Taylor Swift’s ex-boyfriend with the four names is over in LA, trying to make sure you don’t forget him. Yesterday TMZ reported that he fucked up his car by leaving the back door open and going in reverse. I did the exact same thing when I was 16 years old and it’s still one of my most terrifying memories, having to go back inside the house and tell my parents what just happened.

Anyway, afterwards he was, understandably, so frustrated that he yelled at the paps. But then, then!, like a simpering loser, he went on Twitter to apologise. To the paps.

Calvinharris: I got mad as hell at a paparazzi today, I’m sorry, you did make me back into a wall but I know you’re just doing your job and I apologise

Please don’t stop liking me, paps. Please don’t stop paying attention to me, paps. We’re good, are we good, paps? Are we good?

In addition to maintaining his relationship with photographers, Chester Heinz Andy Willow is also maintaining his connection to TMZ, because they posted a story last night about how Taylor meeting Tom’s ma in England is a joke. Because he and Taylor were together for over a year and she never met his ma in Scotland, protesting that it was too far away. Which, I guess, is supposed to mean that Swoki isn’t real.

I took it to mean that that assumption we’ve all made about Taylor wanting to get super serious with Cyrus Hedley – a narrative he tried to peddle initially before Swoki premiered two weeks ago – and push him into marriage is, evidently, bullshit. If she didn’t care to reach out to his ma, how can you support the idea that she wanted to be his wife? And how, exactly, does that make you look good, dumbass?

LISTEN UP!

We’ve gotten a few -pretty many actually- opinions sent in through fanmail about EXO, Kris and SM, yeah, you probably already know what’s going on. Anyways first of all I would just like to say, please do not send in your opinions through fanmail, the askbox and submission are currently closed!
Secondly, I’m not going to post or publish any posts about EXO and what’s happening at the moment until there is a clear picture of what’s going on, because I don’t want to accidently spread rumours through this blog. I hope you all understand!

Love, main admin, simplywookie.

Dark Thoughts

Often times when you are in a creative field like photography, music, art, some people don’t understand what it takes to make it. Patk of making it includes sacrificing and diving into what the field has to offer in order to excel. When we are in these situations we deal with doubters, naysayers, our inner doubts and people whom think that things are suppose to happen overnight. No one sees the blood sweat and tears we spew on our course nor do some care. But we do it anyway. We do it to better ourselves and to put our loved ones in a better position. I realized that those i thought supported me don’t. Yet finding my biggest support come from strangers who owe me nothing was a shocker. I sat back and took a look at things and saw that the people who I thought were on my corner weren’t and as much as it is bothersome it made more sense as to what an old friend said. “ no one cares until you make it, then all of a sudden everyone is by your side”. I just wanna say thanks to those who’ve supported and shown genuine love and to those who haven’t I still thank you. I know many other go through this and in that keep up the great work. Sorry for the long rant. Keep enjoying your day.

I have made 100 black ribbon pins in memory of Michael Brown (and will hopefully have many more by the end of the week), and I will be giving them out at school when we return from break. They’re attached to bobby pins rather than safety pins so the administration will have absolutely no reason to tell us we can’t wear them. I also encourage everyone to sit through the pledge. I understand some teachers give detention for that, but do it anyways (technically it isn’t legal for teachers to force you to stand). We may not be able to help what is happening in Ferguson, but the least we can do is make a statement

Hey, Janet!  How’re you feeling?  Pretty good for a woman with a rubber spine?  Yeah, I understand, that’s a tough one.

Seriously.  Artists.  I know you struggle, so hard, with the “do I make this about the boobs, or about the butt?” question.  It’s hard!  Both parts are lovely!  But only Reed Richards could manage this pose and survive, so let’s cut it out with the boob and butt pose.  

Please.

ANYWAY.  Other than that, what do we notice about this picture?  Hmmm?  Other than Janet.  What’s…  Happening…  In this picture?

HEY BACK THERE!  HOW’S IT GOING GIANT BULGES?

The implication of the speedos on those bulges is that they’re worn by Simon “Wonder Man” Williams and Steve “Stars and Stripes” Rogers, both of whom have been romantically involved with Janet in various verses and both of whom are apparently enjoying the view.

And I don’t know if well packed speedos in the background of a girly pinup is the CREEPIEST THING EVER or the GODDAMN FUNNIEST THING EVER.  That well shaped W bulge is just..

OH LORD.

The man on the radio returns to the story about them. He does not know how he knew what he just said, or why he would tell it to you. He is innocent, and kind.

But anyway, this is a story about them. And so you do not care about anyone but them.

They, and their supervisor, are listening with interest to what just happened on the radio. The man who is not tall has taken notes.

“I’ll look into that,” he says. “It is exactly as we suspected,” he does not say. He did not suspect any of that.

“Someone has to be to blame,” the supervisor says again, gesturing this time directly at the blindfolded man.

“I understand completely,” says the man who is not tall.

“Me too,” says the man who is not short, although he does not understand. He usually does not. His partner understands for him, and it all works out OK.

As they leave the warehouse and the supervisor and the piles of wooden crates, the voice on the radio says something about the weather.

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Welcome to Night Vale

Episode 45 - A Story About Them

tbh it bugs me a little that so many ppl on social media are making posts about how terrorism isn’t supported by islam instead of actually focusing on what happened. innocent people were killed lives are lost they will never come back families and friends are mourning but instead u chose to repeat something that’s already been said by thousands of others thousands of times before u. we know our religion doesn’t support terrorism no matter what others say. prayers and donations will help our sisters and brothers in need much more than arguing with some ignorants on the internet who will never understand it anyway

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The story of Steve being cheap when it comes to pay for lunch or a drink is quite long, even if we actually saw him paying for Danny’s beer in season 1 and also we can’t forget the special week end he gave as gift to Danny to spend with Grace at the end of the Pilot…

Anyway the McDanno meaning of this scene is not about money… what I love is the way everyone leave them alone as soon as Danny and Steve start bickering: do not interfere between husbands ;) Grover’s ‘Oops’ and his face is priceless!

And Steve is so lost explaining to Danny his reasons that he really doesn’t notice everyone left so when he turns around he doesn’t understand what happened… not very navy SEAL like :D

A little note: we often have Danny used as the comic relief in the show and many of Danny’s fans doesn’t particularly love it (sometimes neither do I), but in scenes like this it’s actually Steve who looks like the silly one, and I love it, it’s cute when this badass military man appears a little off the world ;)