but we all know they are long time friends

anonymous asked:

Why are all the good guys taken? I have feelings for my friend & I know we'd be great together, we're into all the same things, we can spend hours talking about everything & nothing & there are times I could swear we'd share a moment, a real moment, but then it's gone and I'm just 1 of the "buddies" again. & I remember he's with someone, for a while now, and I can't even call her a bitch, she's so nice. We've known each other so long, but I see him slipping away. Why are all the good guys taken?

Dear Buddies Anon,

As painful as it might be, I advise you to step away from Mr. Good Guy and try to find your very own Good Guy. Otherwise you’ll just drive yourself crazy. I’m confident you’ll find him - but in the current situation you’ll just keep making yourself unhappy.

With love,

Gotham

Ily: I love you

Ilysm: I love you so much

Mwtofwgmijramramatamramfafahyramtmaramraaramtadlfaahdramfahtoaoramadcwwwdramdcwwwramaahyemramdcwwwhtramdc: Morty. We’re the only friends we’ve got, Morty. It’s just Rick and Morty. Rick and Morty and their adventures, Morty. Rick and Morty, forever and forever, a hundred years Rick and Morty’s… things. Me and Rick and Morty runnin’ around and Rick and Morty time. All day long forever. All, a hundred days Rick and Morty forever a hundred times. Over and over Rick and Morty adventures dot com WWW dot Rick and Morty dot com WWW Rick and Morty adventures all hundred years. Every minute Rick and Morty dot com WWW hundred times Rick and Morty dot com.

Okay y’all nothing is going to convince me that the Falcs don’t call Marty “McFly” all the fucking time. 

(This is based on my friend Martha, who goes by Marty, but a bunch of us call her McFly. usually Jacob.)

  • Marty takes it all in stride, having long ago learned that it was a nickname he would Never Escape
  • and the Falcs think they’re so clever like “hah get it McFly get it we called him McFly ha get it”
  • (because these guys are Actual Middle Schoolers)
  • They all, of course, assume Jack doesn’t get it. 
  • Because as we all know, Jack is the Rock Lord, all hail Rock lord. 
  • And Jack never gives any indication that he understands. He just kind of rolls with it. 
  • Until one day…
  • it’s like a Secret Santa type thing that they film (and edit heavily because these guys are, again, Actual Middle Schoolers) and put up on the website
  • and Jack reveals that he got Marty, and hands him this big-ass box and Marty raises an eyebrow and opens and
  • it’s a hoverboard.
  • it’s
  • a
  • fucking
  • hoverboard
  • there’s like this five-second pause before the entire team goes insane and applauds Jack and Jack has this smug-ass smirk and No One Can Handle It
  • And then one of the guys asks Jack if he googled it
  • and without missing a fucking beat
  • “I watched that movie every Saturday for a year when I was nine.”
  • (the SMH team goes fucking INSANE when they see the video because Jack looks straight into the camera like he’s on The Office when he says it)
  • (another reference he gets. thank you, Holster.)
  • (Georgia is absolutely delighted that she got this on film and it becomes on of the most viewed videos on the site)

This is ugly. Jackson loves the Tuans just as much as the rest of the boys, but he is not obligated to spend every waking moment with them. Ben Baller is a friend of Jackson and he’s already said he wants to hang with him, so even if he did (which he didn’t) it’s not a shot at Mark’s family. Now, we all know how hectic Jackson’s schedule is. If he isn’t filming in China he’s promoting with the boys. HE BARELY HAS TIME TO SLEEP. How is he rude for wanting to get some rest for once? He has a fanmeeting to attend that’s three hours long tonight, he’s freaking exhausted. No one says anything when they go to China and Jackson stays with his parents by himself without the other members. You all claim to want Jackson to rest 24/7 but I guess it’s clear that that only applies at certain times or when the mood hits you. Please leave him alone. Please stop making him out to be the bad guy in every possible situation. Thank you

Okay but I hope people realize that the “T'hy'la bond” theory was made canon (less than) subtly in 1985 when Della Van Hise published Killing Time. It’s literally a real thing, that Jim and Spock can read each other’s minds from long distances through “the silver thread of their bond” and Spock refers to Jim: “could it be? t'hy'la?- the friend, the brother, the companion?” We all know what that means. All three at the same. Damn. Time. None of that “or” shit. It also implies that it is an ancient bond of soulmates that Vulcans often search for. This was not edited out in the final, approved copy. It’s not just fanon anymore, it’s legitimate.

So yeah. It’s actually canon. Jim and Spock are gay, Vulcan-bonded soulmates. Please feel free to scream and also, you’re welcome.

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♡(人⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ◡ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⸝⸝⸝)♡ heartthrob song minho ♡(⸝⸝⸝ᵒ̴̶̷̥́ ◡ ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀⸝⸝⸝人)

So, that scene where Yuuri asks Victor to be his coach...

Let’s think about the gravity of what this led to, just for a moment.

Victor Nikiforov, who knew Yuuri already by this point, watched a video showing Yuuri’s true potential, and what did he do?

He made good on that promise Yuuri asked of him (LOL maybe he isn’t so forgetful after all).

But, you know, Victor didn’t just move by himself. He brought his pet along, his costumes along, HIS ENTIRE FREAKING APARTMENT along.

He packed up his entire life, for the sake of one drunken request and one video, all by the same person.

All because love was one of the things he hadn’t gotten to experience in a long time.

And, he is leaving the fate of his future to Yuuri:

Yuuri was able to reach him. That’s how powerful our little katsudon is.

This is the power of true love, my friends.

May we all have a Victor of our own, who will drop everything for the sake of love.

anonymous asked:

I reckon (we all do, come on) you'd be fucking FANTASTIC in a HP fan film. Do you know of any that are in planning? Would you audition? Would you even get a bunch of friends together and make on in future??? (You have an awesome camera now, too ...)

(( OOC: I’d love to make a fan film, I’ve been thinking about it for a long time, actually. My end goal is to make a marauders youtube series (possibly a founders series as well) but it would be QUITE the process… I also live in an area that doesn’t really have any good European or “Hogwarts” settings, so I’d have to figure that out as well……… let’s just say it would be difficult. 

But MAYBE! XD )) 

Things that don’t matter to me about another roleplayer:

  • If you use icons; some people just can’t, or don’t like it.
  • If you have to reply on the mobile app; I can trim our posts for us so we don’t piss people off.
  • If you need time to reply; Just let me know so I don’t think the thread is dropped. Everyone takes different amounts of time to do things. Never feel bad if your muse just isn’t working with you.
  • If you need to drop a thread; as long as you tell me I wont be mad. Sometimes we all just have too much going on, or get bored. We can always plot somethign else.
  • If you don’t ship our muses; Some people just don’t work together, and maybe they should just be friends. Friends aren’t a second place trophy, and I wont treat them like they are.
  • If your text is fancy; concentrate on the words you use, not the aesthetics. Wont matter to me if you took an extra how ever long making the words little, if I’m only getting two words back anyways.
  • If your replies match mine in length; Sometimes you can’t find enough words, and you shouldn’t feel bad. As long as you tired your best.

You know what I do care about? That you think of it more like fun, than work. If it’s just work interacting with my muse, then tell me, because something needs to change.

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so, we all know that originally Tulio & Miguel were meant to be a married couple. and we have them saying these parting words, which’s kinda funny and all-

BUT

in Russian dubbing the above convo goes WAY better and really changes the story.

it starts with Tulio, saying: “Well, we’ve been friends…”

then Miguel adds, quite timidly: “I just want you to know… I’ve been admiring you for a long time-

and Tulio ends with: “Same here.”

so, it’s like Miguel wants to confess his eternal love for Tulio, then they’re interrupted, then there’s Chel, and then Miguel goes all nuts and angry bc he had no chance to say ‘i love you, pardner’ (and it was kinda obvious to me when i was a kid, okay, it was literally the only plot i knew back then!)

anonymous asked:

hey^^ could u make a rec of ur fave chanbaek fics? :3

Hi anon~ yas ofccccc 

Not Intended (Arranged marriage!au + maid!au + ceo!au. Chaptered. Baekhyun and Chanyeol are put in an arranged marriage together, but Baek has no idea that it’s Yeol he’s supposed to marry, cuz Baek runs away. Baek then starts working as a maid for Yeol, still not knowing that it’s his husband to be.. xD Without a doubt, one of my favorite fics EVER!!)

We Are Tonight (Frenemies with benefits!au. Baek hasn’t had seeexx in a long time so he asks Yeol, his enemy of sorts, to sleep with him to get himself out of the rut. But then they start sleeping together on daily basis and maybe Yeol isn’t so bad after all, Baek thinks..)

Night Stands (Friends with benefits!au. Baekhyun and Chanyeol are sleeping together, but they’re not in a relationship. It turns domestic quick tho.) 

If I Stay (Mpreg!au + Friends to lovers!au. So Baek and Yeol are friends and slept with each other one night, and then Baek finds himself pregnant but he’s reluctant to tell Yeol..) 

Following The Broken Road Back To You (Farm!au + Breakup!au. Baek used to live on the countryside, but then moved to the city to become a model. His father gets injured tho, resulting in Baek having to return to his old home at the farm, where he meets his ex-fiance, Yeol, again..)

Undefined (+ Sequel: Awkwardly In Lust) (Best friends to lovers!au. Baek and Yeol are best friends, but Baek thinks that it would be a super good idea to practise kissing. And then he thinks it’s a super good idea to have seeexxx xD)

The Outsider (wolf!au + mpreg!au. Baek’s mate and pack gets killed by Yeol’s pack, and then they take Baek in but he’s not treated that well and stuff happens. This is a lil angsty tbh.) 

Straight Boys Kiss (Best friends to lovers!au. Baek wants to know what kissing someone feels like, so Yeol volunteers for the job. And then Baek realizes he kinda likes kissing his best friend..)  

Awkward (Best friends to lovers!au. Baekhyun has a crush on someone, and freaks out, cuz he’s got not experience with intimacy. So he asks his best friend, Chanyeol, to sleep with him.. But Yeol has a crush on Baek sobs)

You Were Always The One For Me (Best friends to lovers!au + friends with benefits!au. Baek and Yeol are best friends who kisses each other a lot, and sometimes do a little bit more. But every time Yeol gets a gf it gets hella complicated :/ This is only marked as slight!angst, but my heart hurt a lot) 

Andreil Quits Smoking

so i somehow messed up answering your ask directly, but this was requested by @vexingcosmos! i’m sorry it took me forever, but i actually did some research because i know NOTHING about smoking. also, this got long. like…really long. 


  • it began as most things do, where the Foxes are concerned: with a bet
  • it’s a Friday night and the Monsters have come to Columbia, and for once, the upperclassmen were allowed to come along
  • Matt’s birthday was on Wednesday, and he just wants to hang out with his best friend and favorite human Neil okay let him live
  • so Neil *asked* Andrew and well…we all know how that goes
  • the whole gang is having a grand ol’ time
    • Aaron, Nicky, Allison, and Dan have been on the dance floor practically since the second they walked into Eden’s
    • Allison dragged a reluctant Renee out to join them within the first hour, and this girl can DANCE don’t fight me on this 
    • Kevin has been drunk since before they even left Sweetie’s (snuck in a flask, the little troublemaker)
    • he’s so far gone that he couldn’t even tell you who the first striker in Exy history to reach 1,000 goals was. he may or may not be aware that he is swaying.
    • Matt has been hanging out at the table with Neil and a rather annoyed Andrew
  • Matt has convinced Neil to take way too many shots for his tiny body to handle, but Andrew is there, so he’s trying not to worry about it 
  • sometime around the seventh shot, the rest of the gang makes their way over to the table
  • Andrew’s hand is on Neil’s thigh, and his pointer finger has been tapping incessantly for the past twenty minutes
    • and Neil can only take so much, even from Andrew
    • he stares at Andrew as subtly as he can (i.e. not very) in an effort to catch his attention
  • Andrew eventually drags his gaze over to Neil and lazily cocks his head to the side, as if to say what could you possibly want at this moment in time, Neil
    • Neil looks pointedly to Andrew’s hand and then jerks his head towards the exit
  • Neil is, of course, very unsubtle with all of this
    • Kevin turns to stare at them and says, in a barely intelligible voice, “if you’re gonna hook up, you could at least wait until we’re back at the house and i’m passed tf out”
    • Nicky laughs and says, “aww Kev c’mon, let the munchkins have playtime whenever they want”
  • Andrew is about to turn his whiskey glass into a weapon for the munchkin comment when Aaron suddenly pipes in
    • “nah, Andrew needs to take care of his other habit”
    • it is now very quiet in their group of normally very loud people
  • everyone looks to Aaron for him to clue them in on what he means
    • everyone except Renee, who has silently moved closer to Andrew just in case he really does decide to use that whiskey glass
  • Aaron continues: “you know what smoking does to your body over time, right? i assume i don’t need to go all Bill Nye on your ass and draw you a picture”
    • Aaron becomes Dr. Minyard when he is very drunk. trust me.
    • Andrew doesn’t say anything, just stares at Aaron. is he even blinking? probably not
  • “who am i kidding. you don’t care. you’ll just let this ruin you. i bet you couldn’t quit even if you tried” 
  • that gets everyone’s attention
    • Nicky: “did he just say the B word”
    • Allison: “looks like it’s that time again where i get even richer”
    • Matt, softly: “oh shit”
  • Neil is about to jump in and open up a can of whoop ass on Aaron when Andrew’s steady voice comes from beside him
  • “fine”
  • everyone, collectively: “WHAT”
  • Andrew rolls his eyes. “fine. i bet that i can quit completely within a week”
    • complete silence. everyone just stares. shock. disbelief. 
  • Andrew gets up and starts heading towards the exit, dragging Neil along with him 

********

  • Neil decides to join Andrew in Operation Quit Smoking
  • but two days into it, they’re both at their wits end
  • they definitely aren’t about try anything medication-related, for obvious reasons
  • after doing a bit of research related to natural methods like adding more of certain vitamins into your diet, Neil confronts Andrew
    • “you know we have to. we don’t have another choice”
    • “fuck you, i’m not doing that”
    • “Andrew. it’s our last option.”
    • [after a long, defeated sigh] “fine. but you have to ask him”
  • so Neil does the one thing he wished he’d never have to do with anything that isn’t Exy
  • he asks Kevin to help
  • when they wake up the next day, Kevin has printed out color-coded meal plans for both Andrew and Neil
    • Andrew Minyard does not cry. But let me tell you. Looking at that list of food options…it was an extremely close call.
    • on every single day, the breakfast item was a green smoothie
    • Andrew thought he’d rather just pay the entire $500 betting pool off himself
  • but Neil. precious, precious Neil. tells Andrew that they can definitely do it, and wouldn’t it be great to prove Aaron wrong and make him lose money that he probably would have spent on Katelyn?
  • so they pull themselves up by their metaphorical bootstraps and follow all of Kevin’s rules. every. single. one. 
  • halfway to their deadline, Andrew finally wants to kill everyone slightly less than he did yesterday. he marks this as massive progress. 
  • Neil didn’t really smoke in the first place, but he’s still having trouble finding something to replace that feeling he gets from the smell
    • he’ll be okay without it, he thinks. he has Andrew to keep him steady, to ground him when he feels like he could float away from reality for good
  • by the following Friday, the Foxes have gathered in the girls’ room to hear the final word and settle their bets
  • Kevin has become the official referee of this particular bet
  • everyone waits in suspense, heartbeats flying at the thought of all the cash they are either about to lose or gain
  • Kevin takes his role seriously, as he does everything else
  • “i declare that, as of this day at 4:27 pm, Andrew and Neil have gone three consecutive days without one cigarette. i predict that they will be able to continue resisting, if they keep following my suggested guidelines”
    • the last bit is said with a hard look at Neil and Andrew. of course.
    • Allison, Matt, and Dan don’t try to hide the smug looks on their faces as Aaron and Nicky hand over entirely too much for a bunch of college students to bet with
    • Renee chose not to participate, but her new bruises say that she’s been helping Andrew cope all week
    • Aaron grudgingly looks back to Andrew, holding out his hand with his share of the winnings
    • Andrew just stares at him. blinks. turns around and walks out the door. 
  • Neil edges out of the room to follow him up to the roof while everyone is arguing over who gets Andrew’s share, since he’s obviously not taking it
  • Neil reaches Andrew and sits beside him with their shoulders touching
  • they’re looking out over campus when Neil turns to Andrew
  • “i’m proud of you”
  • Neil gets a disgusted scoff and a hand pushing his face away in return
  • “you’re still a junkie”

so @internationaldibsprotocol and i had an interesting convo last night, which can be best summed up with:

OVERWATCH AU WHERE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME EXCEPT JACK MORRISON IS BUTCH FLOWERS

“That’s ‘Cappy to you!”

“We’re all friends now.”

AND OF COURSE IF FLOWERS IS MORRISON THEN REYES MUST BE

“You just got Sarge’d!”

R76 exists in every universe so…

“I love getting Sarge’d!”

And of course, if Reyes is Sarge then that must mean…

“Howdy, boys~! Officer Hot Pants, reporting for duty!”

I get asked a lot why I do astrophysics and math and all that. I get people saying things like “but that’s so hard! Why not something easier?” And, honestly? It is hard. It’s fucking hard. The hours you have to put into your studies is grueling. I rarely get time for my friends and family. But I will do it anyway. Why? Why bother with physics and math and all that theoretical nonsense? Because I’ve always been sad about being born too early for spacefaring. Like, we’re not going to become an interstellar, hell, maybe not even an interplanetary civilization in my lifetime. I’m not gonna live long enough to boldly go, to explore other planets, to find civilizations in galaxies far far away. I’m not gonna live to see it. I know I’m not. But the least I can do is help get us to that point. Any sort of scientific discovery, any sort of contribution to that future that I can make, I will do it gladly. I’m not gonna see that future, but I’m gonna try like hell to make sure someone does.

Once more unto the breech, dear friends, once more!

In these remaining moments before we see an episode air for the last time for a long time I want you all to know that I’ve always enjoyed every moment of my time as part of the Sherlock (and specifically Johnlock/TJLC) fandom. You are all so so so smart and lovely and creative and funny and I have enjoyed every last second of it. I’m excited for what’s to come, and I look forward to continuing to love my time with all of you to follow. Just know that I love you all and I feel so very fortunate to have found you all and to have Sherlock in my life. This show, and the people I have met because of it, has affected me permanently and changed me forever. I’ve learned things about myself and become more educated about others and the world around me, as well. I’ve made some of the best friends I have and have had the chance to have so many exciting new opportunities simply because of this show and this fandom and I am eternally grateful. Thank you for everything, everyone. Thank you so much. I love you.

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We’re all just really happy to be playing. We’ve been a band for a long time now and we’re all just really, really good friends. It’s kind of like almost we can’t quite believe that we are allowed to, you know, to do this! We get to play together every night, so yeah, it’s really fun, actually.

This tour has made me really believe that we all should do what we wanna do. Sometimes people tell you what you should do, where they want you to go… Whether it’s your parents, your friends, or your boyfriends and girlfriends, or whatever. People will have a lot to say about what it is that you do and I just wanna remind you that the person who knows what you should do, for you, the best, is you.
And that’s what I have learned in my very long life… It’s that time passes, things pass, problems pass away, and what you are left with is you and your dreams, so take care of your dreams and make them work for you. And be happy amongst your dreams and the things that you love because when you get to be my age… And I don’t feel old, even though I totally am, I don’t feel that way, I feel that I’m still wrapped in my dreams and you should too.
—  Stevie Nicks, 24 Karat Gold Tour - November 15, 2016

sometimes i’m just randomly struck with the realization that twenty one pilots is a real band with real people in it that love us to death and their band name has an incredible meaning and new music will be coming out soon and kitchen sink exists and tyler and josh love live music and they’ll be playing shows for a long time and who knows where they’re going to take us next oh and have i mentioned that tyler and josh have truly been best friends for a really long time and it’s not just an act and tyler is married and their families are so kind and their lyrics are amazing just sometimes we take this music and these guys for granted and i love when i gain my appreciation for them all over again