Calling My Crush | ONE SHOT ft. Suho & OT12 |
Hello! Im just wondering if you could give a oneshot where EXO are hanging out like regular bros during their free time, and they’re teasing one of their members because he is currently into a girl. Please! It’s up to you who’s who. Thank you!
“Now that our leader’s in love, does that mean the rest of us will eventually have to sign our selves away in matrimony?”
Suho was the subject of the rest of EXO’s teasing after having admitted that he had indeed found ‘the one’ after encountering her backstage at their latest performance. None the less, the younger lines were having the most fun, picking on their crush stricken hyung.
“I’m pretty sure he has to ask her out before he can marry her” Kyungsoo added, killing Chanyeol’s earlier teasing streak,
It was rare that the whole of EXO was able to simply hang out and have what they assumed was 'deep and meaningful’ conversations (According to Jongdae), as they lazed around their dorm.
“O o oh, o o o oh~” Baekhyun began to sing aloud ’Single Ladies’, heading straight for the chorus, “If you like it then you better put a ringggg on it”
As much as everybody else wanted to cringe and facepalm themselves at the same time, a good number of them couldn’t help but chuckle, with Kris throwing one of the couches cushions towards ’Baekyonce’s’ (as he dubbed himself as) direction.
“You probably won’t even get to see her again though” Sehun stated plainly, “You’re both miles away from each other!”
Suho slumped in his seat, cuddling the last cushion that wasn’t thrown, for comfort.
“I guess…” The sulken Leader sighed, “Ah.. I should’ve asked for her name or something?”
“Why ask for her name…” Tao had a mischievous look plastered on his face, slipping out a crumpled piece of paper, “When you can get her number!”
“This hyung..” Jongin looked inspired but also bemused by Tao’s random act of creepiness,
“Yah! How’d you get that?!” Joonmyeon beamed towards the proud Panda, snatching the slip of paper with a cell phone number scribbled on it,
“This one saw you talking with her in the empty dressing room” Lay nonchalantly explained on behalf of Tao who approved of the recitation, “He didn’t do it for your sake, he thought she was real pretty too”
“Then who gets first dib?” Chanyeol grinned, excited by thought of fellow members fighting over a girl, “Fight Fight Fight!”
“I think Suho gets first choice” Minseok piped in, relatively calm about his decision,
“And why’s that? Luhan raised an eyebrow to the collecte member besides him who felt it was neccesary to add to the conversation,
"Because he likes her for what’s inside” Xiumin sung, patting Luhan on the knee, “That’s what counts the most!”
The collective sound of sighs and eye’s rolling filled the room, with Suho quite touched by his hyung’s words,
“Exactly!” Joonmyeon instantly rose up from the couch, seeming to head in the direction of his room further down the hall, leaving the rest of EXO baffled.
“Yah, yah, yah!” Chen called out before Suho could disappear, “What are you doing?”
“Calling her” The Leader grinned, waving the paper before him, “So it’d be appreciated if you didn’t bother me”
“How could you have won when Tao didn’t get a chance to defend himself?” Kris stood up for his fellow EXO-M member, a strange motherly or fatherly side that caught everyone’s attention,
“But isn’t liking someone for their personality just as shallow as liking them for their looks?” Kyungsoo pointed out, “So you’re both even”
Tao didn’t appear to mind the fact that Suho had it in for 'his girl’, seemingly contented with having to been able to get her number in the first place.
Joonmyeon on the other hand began to furrow his eyes at the thought of missing 'the one’, creeping into his mind.
“Aw come on guys” Baekhyun raised his voice, bringing everyone’s attention towards the pouty leader, standing limp in the hallway, “I think we owe it to our leader”
“And the winner is Joonmyeon-hyung!” Chanyeol announced, too rising up to drag the Leader back into the members presence in the lounge room, seating him in the center of the largest couch,
“Now, go on, call her”
Suho rose an eyebrow at the eleven giddy men, well, excluding Lay and Kris, around him, anticipating what would come next. Sighing in defeat, Joonmyeon slipped out his cell from his back pocket, slowly dialing the number scribbled in black pen; hoping that she’d answer.
A few rings into the call, the atmostphere in the humble dorm began to tense, everyone almost at the edge of their seats (or uncomfortable place on the carpet). The ringing coming to an end, all twelve swallowed hard as a melodic voice answered the call.
“Hello?” You answered your phone that had been ringing on the counter top in the kitchen, the caller ID on hidden.
There was a strange silence on the other end, with suspicious muffling and whispers making it through the line,
'Say something, hyung! Before she hangs up!’
'Ah this guy… a passionate leader on stage, but shy like a baby when it comes to girls’
'If you don’t speak, then I swear I’ll reconsider giving up’
“Anybody there?” You asked, keeping in your giggles at the quick remarks and voices,
“Yes..Uh… This is, ah, do you remember me?” A more distinct and clear voice replied, “I mean, it’s me, Suho…Uh I mean-”
“Joonmyeon?” You finished his sentence, picturing the matching blush on his face as on yours, “What’s up?”
A chorus of 'yes’s’ and cheers were shared in the background of the call, as Suho tried to keep up with the conversation,
“You’re not wondering how I got your number?” He asked non romantically, typical of him,
“I think I already know” You chuckled, having pity for him, “Did you call for any particular reason, or you just wanted to say hi?”
'Say hi! Don’t make her think your whipped!!’
'That’s ridiculous, ask her out for lunch or something’
'Just hang up! You’ve been caught hyung!’
“Hi and lunch” Suho said plainly, before realising how non sensical he sounded, despite the fact that you understood where he was going with things,
“Hi to you too” You replied, trying your utter best from laughing out loud, “And lunch sounds good. Maybe we should go one day?”
“Yeah, that sounds good” Joonmyeon had a boost of confidence as things progressed, shunning out the advice of the loud and opinionated boys around him, “I haven’t pasta in a while, maybe Italian?”
“One of my favourites” You answered honestly, stomach beginning to rumble, “lt’s a date then”
'Well done! Our hyung has done it!’
'Can I come too? I want real pasta, none of Kyungsoo’s Kimchi spaghetti!“
'Take me as well! I wanna meet her too!’
"A date? Sure” Suho tried not to freak out, overwhelmed by the great leap in the friendly relationship, “Next tuesday?”
“Tuesday it is” You agreed, taking a mental note, “Oh, and bring your friends!”
“My friends?” He asked, not sure if you were literally serious, “You mean, the EXO members?”
“Sounded like they were keen” You added, chuckling at the same time, “It’d be nice to meet the guys that convinced you to call”
“Ahaha” Joonmyeon laughed nervously, scratching the back of his neck,
“Sure… I’ll bring them”
ahahaha omg, this is such a drabble xD but I also liked how this request was fairly relaxed and gave an opportunity to include OT12 woop! + Suho seems like the one to be made fun of the most. I actually wrote this on the train home LOL But I like this one!
Baekyonce is my fave in this oneshot. asdhasdaoheadasijLOL
Thanks for requesting and reading!!