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She's A Bitch C.H

Summary: Basically, Calum’s girlfriend is a bitch and can’t stand you and vise versa, so you and the boys set out to try and make him realize how cruel she is.

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“Calum!” His annoying girlfriend called out to him as soon as she barged into his house on our friend group’s annual movie night. Calum his my best friend, and in our group is Michael, Ashton, and Luke. They are literally my only friends, and I love them dearly, but I hate, hate Calum’s girlfriend. She hates me too.

Whenever Calum turns his back, or isn’t around, she a straight up bitch to me, and sometimes to the other boys too. Yet, Calum doesn’t know, and one time I tried to tell him, he yelled at me and we didn’t talk for days. It sucks honestly, but what can you do? Calum is oblivious.

When she came and sat down on his lap, I groaned and rolled my eyes. Michael chuckled and Luke tried to hid his smirk. Ashton just smiled and shook his head. “Oh, you’re here.” I said with a distaste in my mouth. The boys -all except for Calum- chuckled. Calum sighed, “Y/n just leave Molly alone, we’ve been over this, we’re a couple.” I sighed and let out a half-hearted laugh.

 "Ok Cal, whatever. You can go back to sucking your girlfriend’s dick now.“ I said as I walked out of the living room and into the kitchen. In the background, I heard the boys howling with laughter.

I turned around to look at the person who was standing in the doorway, and what do you know? It’s the bitch herself. "Listen to me Y/n, I don’t understand what you’re doing, but you really need to back the fuck off of Calum, he’s my boyfriend, and you’re nothing but a loser piece of shit who can’t get her pathetic life together.” She spit out and turned away and left before I could attack her.

I growled and stormed back into the living room, “Cal, can I talk to you?” I asked as he nodded and walked into the kitchen with me. “What’s up Y/n?” He asked as I sighed, “Listen Cal, I’m going to say this straight out, and I’ve tried to tell you before, but Molly is a total bitch ok? She literally just said how pathetic I was and how I’m such a piece of shit and can never do anything right!” I shouted as I started to grow angrier and angrier.

Calum sighed, “Listen Y/n, I don’t mean to offend you or anything,” oh no, he isn’t, “But, maybe she’s right. You are kind of reluctant on leaning towards my fame and wealth to leach off of me.” He said as my jaw dropped.

“How the fuck can you say that, when all I do is buy everything when we go out, spend the most money on you guys, take care of you guys, buy everything we ever need to have parties and movie marathons, and do everything I fucking can to help and support you!” I fumed at him. “All she does is make you buy her things, and call me names, and make fun of the boys, and all of that shit that you must think is so amazing. Right Calum?”

He rolled his eyes and stalked back into the living room with everyone else. I was fuming, and I was so fucking fed up with her putting things into Calum’s head like that. I waked back into the living room as calmly as I could and spoke loudly. “Hey Luke? Can you come into the kitchen with me, I have a problem and I need a real friend to help me.” I said glaring at Calum the whole time.

Luke looked around at me and then to Calum and widened his eyes while getting up quickly and rushing into the kitchen with me. “Listen Luke, Calum was just all like how I leach off of him and do all of this shit, and how Molly never says anything to me, or you guys for that matter, so I have a plan. I’m telling you first, because you’d be my seconds best friend, after that dickhead I call a best friend, and I really need your help to get Molly on tape, to talk about what she always says to us.” I spoke in a quiet hushed tone.

Luke grew a huge smile on his face and nodded his head enthusiastically, “I’m totally in, I hate that bitch just as much as you do.” He said with a chuckle. I laughed along as we walked back into the living room. “Hey guys, I was thinking we should go back to my place. We could play video games and I have beer.” I suggested facing Ashton and Michael.

They both looked at each other in confusion and I faced my back towards Calum and Molly. I directed my eyes to the side Calum was on and slowly shook my head so they could -hopefully- see that we needed to get away from Calum and Molly.

Ashton seemed to catch on and nodded his head for him and Michael. “Yeah, me and Mike will come with you guys, it sounds like a lot of fun.” He said with a smile as they both got up. They said goodbye to Calum, as did Luke -yet no one said goodbye to Molly. I didn’t say goodbye to either of them, and right before we left I heard Calum call out to us, “Wait, guys, can we come with you?” He asked with a look of doubt on his face.

I laughed sarcastically, “Of course not Calum, you’ve been a dick to me, and I really just want to hang out with my best friends without someone who finds it ok -and apparently loves- when my self esteem gets lowered.” I said with a glare as I turned and motioned the boys to leave so I could go to. The last thing I heard when we left was Calum sigh and Molly laugh.



We arrived back to my house and I gathered everyone in the living room. “Ok, listen up, I say, Luke, you get Calum out of the house while us three set up some cameras and everything all around his house. When everything is finished, we’ll call Calum and have a get together to ‘apologize’ and all that.” I said as we started to make the plan.

Ashton chimed in next, “We need to also somehow get Y/n and Molly in the same room alone so Molly says all of those things to her again. This time, it will all be on tape so Calum will be forced to see how awful she is.” I smiled and nodded along to what he was saying.

“Great!” Luke said, “But why do I have to distract him?” He questioned as I sighed, “Listen Luke, you always know how to force Calum to do things he doesn’t want to do. Have him out of the house and do something until we tell you we’re done ok? That’s the most important part of the mission so don’t fuck it up. Ok?” I asked as he nodded with a small smile.

“Ok, let’s get this started,” Michael said with a smile, “I have a friend who works at a tech store and can get us some really good cameras. I’ll bring them here tomorrow so Luke, call Calum up and tell him you want to do something tomorrow.” He instructed as he went to call his friend about the cameras.

This is going to be so good.


Everything was going according to plan, Luke was out with Calum, and Michael had brought the cameras. Me, Ash, and Mike were at Calum’s house setting everything up. We had three cameras out in the kitchen, four in the living room, and two in the hallway. We didn’t want to do the bedrooms or the bathrooms just incase something we weren’t supposed to see happened.

When everything was finally finished, we left Cal’s and called him to have an 'apology’ get together for Molly and Cal. He bought the whole thing.

When the 'party’ actually started, the boys had somehow figured out a way to get them into the kitchen while me and Molly were both sitting in the living room across from each other.

“Wow, Y/n did you gain weight?” Was the first thin Molly started off with in her spiral of insults. I smirked as she kept going. “I mean, you certainly look fatter, but that must just because you never get off your ass and do anything productive with yourself. You know? I really think you should get a job or something.” You laughed, “Molly, I’m off of college for the summer, I cant get a decent job without a college degree.”

She sighed, “Well I was going to say you could go into modeling, but you’re too fucking ugly for that. Plus, they wouldn’t want a worthless lowlife like you there anyways.” As she finished saying that, the boys all came back.

Calum sat next to Molly on one couch, and the rest of us sat piled on top of each other in the tiny couch. “Ow Luke you punched me in the face.” Michael complained as I laughed at him, my laughter was then cut short as Luke was pushed onto me and crushed me. “Ow Luke.” I whined out.

“Maybe we should head out and do something.” Ashton suggested, “Is everyone game?” He asked everyone, including Calum and Molly. Calum looked over to Molly and she nodded with an eye roll. Calum smiled, “Yeah, we’re in, let’s go,” Everyone stood up. “Actually, I think I’m going to go home, I’ve some things to do today, so I can’t really hang out.” I lied as I looked at Michael knowingly.

Michael gasped, “Oh shit, I just forgot I had something to do as well. Looks like it’s just you guys going.” He said as everyone left Calum’s house. While they all went in a car somewhere, me and Michael drove around the block so Calum wouldn’t get suspicious, and walked back inside his home.

“Alright, lets get these cameras down and into a dvd to show Cal her bratty attitude once and for all.” I said with a small smile on my face as we started getting to work. When it was all finished, I took the tape to my uncle’s to get it changed into a dvd to show Calum. “By this time tomorrow Mikey, this should all be over.” I sighed with a smile as Michael pulled me into a side hug and rubbed my shoulders.



When the next day hit, the boys and I walked up to Calum’s door and knocked so we could get in. The dvd in my hands was starting to get sweaty because of my palms. The door opened and Calum showed up and looked confused, “Hey guys, what’re you doing here?” I ignored him and walked inside with the boys following behind me. “Is Molly here?” I asked as I looked around the room.

Calum shook his head, “No she’s not here.” I smiled, “Good, the boys and I have something to show you.” I had Calum sit down on the couch as I put the dvd in.

“Wow, Y/n did you gain weight?" The Molly that was on the screen said. I smirked as she kept going. "I mean, you certainly look fatter, but that must just because you never get off your ass and do anything productive with yourself. You know? I really think you should get a job or something.” You laughed, “Molly, I’m off of college for the summer, I cant get a decent job without a college degree.”

She sighed, “Well I was going to say you could go into modeling, but you’re too fucking ugly for that. Plus, they wouldn’t want a worthless lowlife like you there anyways.” As she finished saying that, the boys all came back, and she put a large smile on her face.

The video cut out and we all looked at Calum. Ashton was the first to speak, “Listen man, she’s been saying things like this for the whole amount of time you’ve been dating her. It’s also not just Y/n she says these things to, she says things to all of us, we just got this part on tape to show you.” Ashton sighed as we all looked to Cal to see his reaction.

He sighed and walked out with his phone in hand. We all looked defeated as he walked out to the kitchen. We were all silent for a while until he came back with a bright smile on his face. “I broke up with her, thanks for showing me that guys, and I’m really sorry for not believing you guys. Can you forgive me?” He asked while not looking at any of us.

I shrugged and walked up to him and wrapped my arms around him. “Of course Cal. We forgive you. At least you broke up with her right?” I asked with a laugh as he hugged me back. “Group hug!” Luke yelled and everyone was suddenly engulfed in a hug.

At the end of the day, we are all the five best of friends, and nothing, not even a demon from hell can stop us from being together in the end.

anonymous asked:

I'M NEW TO THE HC REQUEST GAME but what is your opinion on tododeku meeting each other's parents for the first time/introduced as a SO (deku's already met endeavor, so). I need someone to bring up mr. midoriyama like I'm 72 chapters in and so far we only know their quirk is fire breathing

EVERYONE IS WELCOME TO THE HC REQUEST GAMES ANON M’BOY !

Omg ok this concept always makes me laugh regardless of what situation because my family is personally so fucking weird I feel really bad for my cousins’ significant others coming to meet all of us and we’re all so TERRIBLE (but its also really funny re: The Easter Situation)

ANYWHO

  • Ok heres the thing. I know as much about Midoriya-papa as much as the next guy, which is NOTHING which sucks. SO IM GONNA MAKE SHIT UP.
  • I always pictured Midoriya-papa to be kinda like Midoriya-mama – Pretty average, very sweet. He’s probably a little gangly, freckly from head to toe, kind of bad posture, curly hair for days. If Deku didn’t become a Big Buff Cheeto Puff from his hero training, he would’ve grown up to look just like dad.
  • Unfortunately like Deku, he’s shy. Probably an office worker who just can’t say no to overtime, thus him being kind of absent in Deku’s childhood. He loves his wife n son very much though !!
  • ANYWAYS
  • It starts with Shouto coming over pretty often. His home sucks of course Deku invites him over all the time, for studying or snacks or just watching old hero videos.
  • Their relationship would be pretty quiet but Shouto would insist on introducing himself properly – not until Deku’s ready for that though.
  • Shame they had to make out in his room and his mom forgets to knock. Nobody was really ready for that, honestly.
  • Midoriya-mama is in shock – who wouldn’t be? – and Deku scrambles to explain things and Shout’s immediately up and bowing and offering a box of sweets he brought just in case this sort of thing happened.
  • Midoriya-mama is frantic trying to take out the good tea cups and the holiday tea because he’s a GUEST and IZUKU YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN ME MORE WARNING I HAVE TO BUY BETTER TEA THAN OUR USUAL JUNK
  • Deku keeps telling her not to worry, Shouto’s well-to-do, but he’s really not like that, it’s ok and— “Wait, you’re not… mad?”
  • Of course she’s not mad! She loves her boy and if her boy’s happy with who he loves, why wouldn’t that make her happy?
  • Maybe he ought to get a lock on his bedroom door though…
  • Midoriya-papa comes home late while they’re eating dinner – Midoriya-mama hesitantly asking Shouto questions, to which he replies smoothly and honestly – and is mostly just thinking Oh, Izuku’s brought a friend home
  • But Shouto being who he is, stands up and bows and offers another box of sweets (how prepared is this kid?) and introduces himself as ‘Midoriya-kun’s boyfriend’.
  • Deku looks like a strawberry he’s so red, it’s almost worse than his mom catching them macking.
  • All in all, the Midoriya household is as welcoming as ever. Shouto’s awkward with it at first (what kind of family has dinner all together…) but sooner than he thinks, he’s found a comfortable home there.

On the flipside, uh, thinks get a little hairier.

  • Deku’s a lot less for introducing himself to Shouto’s family. Not because he’s ashamed or anything, but just because from what little he knows of Shouto’s situation (Depending on how far down the line this is, I’m sure Shouto would tell him everything over time) he knows its rocky, and doesn’t want to make it worse.
  • Shouto, on the other hand, is eager to Piss Off Endadvor.
  • So yeah, Endeavor’s met Deku and stuff but maybe every time he’s around Shouto tends to linger next to Deku a little more, maybe hold his hand a little more obviously, little little things.
  • So when Endeavor starts to get uncomfortably questioning, Shouto straight up kisses Deku. No questions asked.
  • Deku looks like he might faint. Endeavor too, actually. Shouto’s got the most satisfied look on his face.
  • Not much goes on with Endeavor after that. His mom is a delicate breach – they tell Fuyumi first, and she’s the one who helps introduce Deku to Todoroki-mama.
  • Todoroki-mama, is, of course, overjoyed that her littlest boy has found someone who loves him so much. ;__;

All in all, I think their families would be good! I mean, Endeavor is what he is (yo fuck that guy) so no matter what sort of protests he has, Shouto would counter them all. He’s Just That Good. And we all know when down to the wire Deku would defend Shouto with his life too. They’re just meant to be, really.