but w a t c h guys! :d

  • Wynonna Earp 2x02: Hey guys this is pretty gay!
  • Earpers: Omfg it can't get any gayer than that
  • Emily Andras: Hahahaha just wait
  • Wynonna Earp 2x06: Oh my god that was fucking GAY
  • Earpers: TONGUE!
  • Emily Andras: Hold my beer
  • Wynonna Earp 2x10-2x12: Oh we're dead by now this is a ghost typing this
  • Earpers: Okay, there is no way Emily can make Season 3 ever get gayer than this
  • Emily Andras: W a t c h m e d o i t a n y w a y
INTERNET FRIEND EUNWOO PART 1

i had to make this 2 parts (maybe 3 we will see) cause i was almost at 5 k and you and eunwoo still havent met so like, it had to be 2 parts

Originally posted by astrodaily

  • So its finals season, you are dying because of AP testing/revisions/big mean tests that give you too  much stress
  • Should you be studying cause these tests that have a huge impact on your grade? yes
  • But will you? I mean technically yes,,,
  • It still counts as studying if you are looking at studyblrs right??? totally
  • You end up finding a blog that posts study tips and weekly updates of their bullet journal
  • Tbh they look like they have their life together bc sometimes you see some moodboards of their desk and like healthy smoothies with like,, kale, and spinach
  • Their url is @morningwakeupcall Wow even their url makes it     seem like they have their life together
  •  You follow their blog because it’s pretty and you like pretty things, so you close tumblr because it’s 11pm you really should start studying
  •  Your life doesn’t really change after that, sometimes instead of jungkook’s abs on your dash now you see a  pretty bullet journal 
  •  One day you’re scrolling through tumblr and you see a picture of bts at the bbms in @mornginwakeupcall ‘s bullet journal 
  •  You’re dying on the inside because!!! One of your favorite groups!! Is in that journal!!! that someone who has their life together!!!  
  • O h  m y
  •  You reblog the post and add a bunch of !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and keyboard smashes in the tags 
  •  You feel very happy and kinda like a proud mom that this guy likes bts too 
  • You decide you’re gonna send them an ask (on anon of course you feel hella awkward showing them who you are,, what if they think you are a weird stalker online no thank you you’re not about that life) 
  • Before you send them the ask     you wait like 6 minutes so they maybe won’t think that the kpop blog that     just reblogged thier kpop themed bullet journal sent them an ask, like this     is some 007 james bond shit right here you gotta take some precautions 
  •  After the 6 minutes have passed     you double checked that you pressed anon, and send the ask
  •  You’re sitting there on your phone refreshing his dash smh why are you so invested in this just to see his response- oH SNAP HE ANSWERED

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whats your generator name?


day of birth:
1: acidly / 16: bashfully
2: adventurously / 17: truly
3: bitterly / 18: badly
4: patiently / 19: accidentally
5: quietly / 20: abnormally
6: ridiculously / 21: quickly
7: vastly / 22: blissfully
8: boastfully / 23: absentmindedly
9: absolutely / 24: correctly
10: loudly / 25: eagerly
11: bleakly / 26: blindly
12: deeply / 27: easily
13: fully / 28: carefully
14: beautifully / 29: actually
15: ridiculously / 30: loudly
31: easily

first letter of your middle name:
a: mundane / b: wet / c: unsettling / d: stuck-up / e: scientific / f: brainy / g: average / h: illegal / i: convenient / j: blushing / k: shook / l: puzzled / m: courageous / m: tense / n: broken / o: heteroflexible? / p: rude / q: annoying / r: sapphic / s: loud / t: local / u: lively / v: lovely / w: impossible / x: muddy / y: blind / z: disgusted

month of mother’s birth:
1: human /7: five dollar foot long
2: mace windu / 8: bodhi
3: rebellion / 9: millenial falcon
4: high ground / 10: i n f i n i t e n i p p l e
5: vore / 11: cape
6: useless daddy / 12: moreos guy

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T HI S IS M Y 

R H I- D E M PTIO  N .

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Pardon me did @10outta10wouldsinagain say “Greed taking care of Nina AU”?


It was something he heard from every guard and scientist in the Southern Command lab—always the same breathless whisper, with a dry-throat choke of fear and the shaky tremor of disbelief: Monster.

They’d whisper it, and swallow, and then run. That part was always nice. Humans weren’t a fair fight.

“You’re…Y-you’re a—“

“—yeah, yeah, monster, you’re not the first genius to reach that conclusion pal.” Greed cracked his neck, rolling his shoulders where his shield melded with the flesh near his collar bone. “Words hurt sometimes.”

Dorochet swung in from the left, katana in hand. The guard hadn’t budged since Greed spoke, and his frozen gun sliced easily in two, along with a cut of his scraggly gray beard. This jolted the man into action. He let out a high-pitched whine, then tripped on his own feet as he spun and bolted down the hall.

“But still, I guess monster is better than homunculus. Less chance of Pops finding me here.”

Dorochet didn’t answer. He turned, breathing heavy, and watched. Greed rubbed at his neck.

“You know you’re a real stick in the mud today, Dorochet. Usually you laugh at my jokes.”

“She’s close,” Dorochet answered. He stuck his nose in the air, grimaced, and twisted on his heels to the left hall. His sword slipped back into its scabbard.

Greed followed. He surveyed the walls with muted curiosity. Harsh fluorescence beat down from overhead. Small strips of lighting lined the bottom edges of the hall. It was sterile, and white, and buzzed distantly, and seemingly hadn’t changed from the day he busted in to free his own chimera gang.

“I’ll bet you’ve got some pleasant memories of this place,” Greed mused. They turned another corner. Empty—not so much as a painting worth snagging off the wall.

“Oh yeah, the best,” Dorochet bit back. His lip twitched over his teeth, the hair along his neck bristling. “The antiseptic smell is real nostalgic.”

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King's Cage Game

Let’s play a game about Victoria Aveyard’s new book “King’s Cage”. It’ll be funny.


The first letter of your first name:

A B C D E F: Mare
G H I J K: Evangeline
L M N O P: Maven
Q R S T U: Elara
V W X Y Z: Elane

The first letter of your surname:

A B C D E F: loves
G H I J K: hits
L M N O P: shouts at
Q R S T U: likes
V W X Y Z: grins at

Your birth month:

January: Farley.
February: Gisa.
March: Mare.
April: Elane.
May: Sonya.
June: Cameron.
July: Julian.
August: Sara.
September: Elara.
October: Cal.
November: Coriane.
December: Maven.


Have fun and enjoy.

Just a tip guys: MY NAME LETTERS and MY MONTH of birth will show you a secret of King’s Cage. In which month do you think is my birthday?
March, April, May or December?

going to prom with connor [hc]

- okay so this is gonna be fucking cute
- so like obviously u two r gonna match
- black black b l a c k
- connor had never gone to a school dance before bc nobody’s asked him before
- until he met u of course
- he didn’t even wanna go at first
- u had to convince him
- it took almost a month to fully convince him
- since he said yes, u decided that he could choose what color to wear to match
- he picked black obviously
- his outfit was pretty simplistic, yet classy at the same time (mike at the tonys)
- u got ready at your place and connor picked u up at around 7
- hE GETS THE PRETTIEST CORSAGE for u
- it’s like a white rose with studded black silk ribbon
- u get him a boutonnière that matches
- when he picks u up he’s fucking captivated at how stunning u look
- “wow…you’re gorgeous”
- he melts at the sight of u
- PICTURES👏🏼PICTURES👏🏼PICTURES👏🏼
- your parent/s can’t take enough of them
- “one more, one more i promise!”
- “mom/dad!”
- when y'all were doing the really cute prom pose, he would whisper in your ear stuff like “u look so beautiful” and cute shit like that
- u guys met up with evan and zoe and jared and alana at the venue
- u two fucking owned it when u walked in
- u told connor to ignore the stares
- holy hell did you two have a good time
- connor didn’t want to dance at first
- but as soon as crazy in love came on u G R A B B E D his arm
- your feet started to hurt after a bit so u took off your heels
- connor is such a cute dancer
- like he’s really stiff at first but eventually he loosens up
- T H E S L O W D A N C E
- o my god
- okay so like the slow dance song is stay with me by sam smith
- conner’s got his hands on your hips and you’ve got your arms around his neck
- and you guys are RIGHT up against each other
- left no space for jesus
- u both just sway to the song
- he’ll occasionally whispers some sweet nothings in your ear
- or u two will talk shit about the other people who are giving him looks
- at the end of the song connor kisses u and it’s sooo sweet
- u two eventually end up leaving an hour early bc your feet really start to hurt
- HE CARRIES YOUR HEELS
- “u guys are just leaving so you two can go bang in (y/n)’s car!” said jared
- “actually, its connor’s car, jared” ;)
- he was pretty accurate

BONUS!

- it’s about 10 by the time u guys leave
- since u guys danced your little hearts out, u both agreed to stop and get some food before heading home
- it’s probably like a taco bell or a chick-fil-a
- at about 11 is when u guys head out
- “what now?”
- connor gives u a smirk
- “we could always take up jared’s idea”
- “fuck yeah”
- u two practically BOLT out the door to connor’s car
- connor’s car is probably one your guys’ fav places to fuck
- the fact that u guys might get caught gives u an adrenaline rush
- aLRIGHT i’m not gonna keep going bc this isn’t a smut
- yet
- after the car sex, u just decide to sleep over connor’s place
- u guys sneak in bc it’s like midnight and u smell like sex
- u always leave spare clothes at connor’s just in case
- after your whole showering and night ritual, u join connor in his bed
- u lie on his chest
- he plays with your hair
- “thanks for coming with me tonight, con. i know prom isn’t really your scene”
- he presses a kiss against your forehead
- “anything for you, babe”

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anonymous asked:

s/o whose family loves to jokingly like calling them a nerd because they're the only ones whose ever likes things like anime, video games, Harry Potter, doctor who, stars wars, etc etc and they've always acted more like a guy instead of being "lady-like" ? Cause this happens to me a lot ;;

2p America: “It’s okay babe, I like your nerdy-ness since now I have someone to talk about star wars with other than my lame-ass brother~” Teases you too, but lovingly and would let you tease his nerdy tendencies too.

Originally posted by anime-gif-girl

2p Canada: *Will take you to the nearest game stop or he will take you to see Al to make you feel better* “You see that S/O? That is a nerd. Or in latin the dweebus derkus. You see you are nothing like that. You are adorable. He on the other hand is a douche.”

2p America: You son of a bitch…. . 

Originally posted by lokatiemidze

2p France: “… . okay I will only tell you this because I like you S/O… I secretly like doctor who because of Oliver… . so … we can be nerds together.”

Originally posted by ur-not-beautiful

2p England: “Don’t worry S/O I like Doctor Who and Harry Potter so no worries darling (^///^)”

Originally posted by hyouka

2p Russia: “Honestly, I don’t really understand the obsession with these things? But I don’t see anything wrong with it?” *If you show him one episode of an anime or a movie of star wars he will love it more than anyone on this list*

Originally posted by dnatextposts

2p China: *watches anime, star wars, into Harry Potter, loves video games, he is a huuuuge nerd* “LET’S GO BUY THE NEW CRASH BANDICOOT GAME!”

Originally posted by no-thisisthekrustykrab

2p Germany: “GUESS WHO STOLE ZAO’S NEW VIDEO GAME! WE’RE GONNA GO ALL NIGHT!!!” *Like two peas in a pod*

Originally posted by somenerdthing

2p Italy: “If it makes you feel better Kuro got me into anime?” *pats your head*

Originally posted by lupintyde

2p Romano: “Daww, but I think your hobbies are cute~ How about I go and buy you some merch hmmm? That’s lingo you guys use right?” *doesn’t know much about fandoms, but tries his best to understand and will get into some if you introduce them to him*

Originally posted by veritas-senpai

2p Prussia: “How about we have a movie marathon to cheer you up (^-^)?” *Best person to nerd out with*

Originally posted by yandereatheart

2p Japan: Are you serious? He is the biggest weeb. “S/O your hobbies are one of the reasons I enjoy your company”

Originally posted by nicopana

2p Austria: “G u E s S W h O r E c O r D e D t H e N e W e P i S o D e O f D o C t O R w H o!!!!!” *Makes it a tradition to watch new episodes of shows with you*

Originally posted by woolspider

2p Spain: “Okay I don’t care what people say, I think R2D2 is better than Chewy.”*incloset nerd*

Originally posted by goanimeloverblog

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my evangeline,

you went on the date with that one guy.

you texted me before he picked you up, nervous and trying not to panic. i calmed you down, and i told you it was all fine, and that if he even tried to hurt you hed be dead.

you said “thank you.. i appreciate you. i just dont know what to do atm. im glad i have you.”

he picked you up and you texted me saying youll talk to me later, with a smiley face.

i waited.

and waited.

until 5 am, you texted me saying, “that was actually a lot of fun, hes super nice”

…i, uh, i actually dont remember when i picked up a bottle, but i do remember waking up that night to the bottle empty and a hole in my wall, decorated with blood from my busted knuckles.

i fucked up. im fucked up.

i barely even have a hangover. but maybe thats because the pain overshadows a stupid headache.

im sorry. im so fucking sorry, my love. that guy is probably far better than i am. he probably doesnt have a drinking problem. fuck, i need AA.

-the guy who vowed to be your guardian angel, who will be only that.