but ugh you are my favourite


The Paladins of Voltron ◦ Hunk Garrett
⤿ “I think this thing is getting rid of the excess gas produced from its multiple stomachs… It’s farting!”

( lowkey gift for @bentfire )

  • Harry: Did you eat the last biscuit?
  • Draco: What do you mean?
  • Harry: I mean there's an empty box of biscuits in the cupboard. Why would you put the box back when it's empty? That's just mean!
  • Draco: We both know it's a cruel world.
  • Harry: Ugh, Draco! You know these are my favourite!
  • Draco: Is it too late now to say I'm kinda sorry?
  • Harry:
  • Harry: Are you quoting Justin Bieber to me? Incorrectly?

Favourite Person: *doesn’t talk to me all day*

me: i knew it all along….. truly thou dost not care for i, and i dost not care for thee……. 

fav: sorry i didn’t talk to you tonight i had so much homework ugh. goodnight, i love you

me: it’s ok, i love you too! what a great nice person, the best friend, my perfect darling………….

He had Hazel draw a tattoo on his biceps with a marker: HOT STUFF, with a skull and crossbones. “What in the world are you thinking?” She sounded pretty flustered. “I try not to think,” Leo admitted. “It interferes with being nuts”


Cross my heart and hope to die doll’ Bucky laughed leading a small brunette to bar to order her a drink. ‘It really did happen’

The restaurant was full of soldier’s uniforms and twirling dresses. The air filled with expensive perfumes, alcohol, nicotine and sweat coming from people moving to the band playing swing. The last night before soldiers were going to leave the country to fight. The night to remember. 

The smile quickly disappeared from Bucky’s face when he looked at the red bar chairs. He had been looking there for over an hour trying to see yours reaction at him changing partners and dancing with them through the night. This time though you weren’t alone like you had been only minutes ago when he escorted his current partner outside because it was too stuffy for her in the room. This time you were in a company of a man. Also soldier judging by his uniform. A soldier who just made you laugh and whose hand, in Bucky’s opinion, really didn’t have to rest on the back of your chair.

James?’ a high-pitched voice next to him brought him back from his trance ‘Is everything okay?’ 

‘Pardon me sugar’ Bucky looked at her quickly before his gaze returned to you ‘Let’s get you this drink shall we?’  before she could answer he already started walking towards you making the girl move faster to reach his pace and don’t lose contact with his arm.

One apple blossom please’ Bucky said leaning against the counter. He moved to the right bumping in the soldier’s back. ‘I’m so sorry I didn’t notice you’ he said waving his hand around.

That’s alr-’ the man turned around and started but was quickly cut off by Bucky.

Y/N!’ Barnes almost shouted ‘I didn’t see you here’ 

‘That’s surprising since it’s where you left me and Steve and left with Dolores or Claudia or Jane’ you said taking a sip of your drink.

What can I do? I couldn’t let beautiful ladies stay at their tables all the time in a night like this’ Bucky laughed but his gaze was focused on man next to you ‘Oh I didn’t introduce myself’ he reached his hand ‘James Barnes. Sargent James Barnes’ he said shaking man’s palm and emphasising his military rank. He knew it wasn’t the highest one but still hoped that the man would be impressed. 

Nicolaus Johnson’ the man smiled.

He is captain’ you said smirking when Bucky’s smile fell a little bit ‘And who is your companion right now?’

Well this lovely lady’ Bucky said looking for the first time at the girl at his side since he had stopped by the bar ‘Gave me an honour to dance with her for the last couple of songs and I must admit she is a delightful company’ he added making the girl giggle when he put his arm around her waist. 

I don’t doubt that’ you smiled squeezing your glass a little bit tighter. ‘What happened with your previous one?’ 

‘Her boyfriend interrupted us’

‘What a bastard’ you said sarcastically turning a little bit more in your chair so you sat on it sideways. 

Right? Fortunately this beauty helped me with my misery’ he said winking at his companion making her blush.

You cleared your throat and looked at the edge of your red dress fixing it a little bit. Looking at Bucky with this girl made you feel hot outside in the worst way possible and it wasn’t something you wanted to admit.

Well aren’t you a lucky lad?’ you said. Just then the band started playing new song.

The girl made a high pitched sound and started lightly pulling Bucky towards dance floor ‘It’s my favourite song James! Come on’ 

Yes James go’  you said ‘Don’t worry about me. I have a good company’ you added putting your hand on captain’s wrist and smiling at him.

Bucky felt like he was boiling. He clenched his jaw and was about to say something when the girl pulled him harder and made him follow her on the dance floor. 

You looked at the wall opposite the bar. Colourful bottles with alcohol reflected the lights casting shaking, rainbow-like shadows on the floor.

Is he someone important for you?’ Nicolaus’ voice brought you back. 

No one you should worry about’ you put on a fake smile and looked at your companion ‘Absolutely no one’ sweet liquor made its way down your throat. 

Good’ the soldier’s voice went an octave lower as he moved his chair closer to you.  He gently grasped your free hand and raised it to his mouth. 

Bucky twirled his partner completely deaf for her cheerful laughter and comments. The more he was looking at you and Nicolaus the more and more grim his face looked. When captain’s lips moved softly to your wrist Bucky’s feet stopped moving. 

James?’ the girl almost lost her balance ‘Why are…’

‘I’m sorry love’ Bucky said letting go of her hand. ’I’m feeling sick’ he gave her a tight smile before started manoeuvring through the crowd. As far as it was possible from you, from the captain, from the burning feeling in his chest. 

Chill evening air kissed his flushed skin the moment he opened the door. Outside the street was almost empty except few drunks leaving one bar to enter another. 

The music was muffled and the light coming from the bar was dimmed when he approached the wall and started kicking it before hitting it with his fist. 

Big guy try to find someone your size’  the music became louder for a second the moment your voice torn through the air. ‘Did your date not appreciate your dancing skills? Hurt your pride so decided to leave her?’ 

Bucky didn’t even look at you as his hands moved to the buttons of his jacket to put them in place. ‘What are you doing here? Weren’t you busy?’ 

‘Could ask the same thing’ you approached him slowly crossing your arms over your chest. Your heels made a soft clicking sound that made James look at you. 

Not feeling it. But go. Nicolaus is probably lonely. Especially his lips. Must be getting cold poor things’ 

Clicking stopped ‘Excuse me?’ 

‘Why are you here Y/N?’ Bucky sighed pinching the bridge of his nose for a second. 

You left…’

‘I did. And?’ James interrupted you shrugging ‘Didn’t know I had to report myself’

‘Girls weren’t enough or their boys got mad?’ 

‘Not my type of crowd’

‘Well you are surprising me’

‘Because you must know everything?’

‘What’s your problem?’

‘My? I don’t have a problem’

‘Oh of course not… Steam is coming out of your ears you noticed?’ 

‘Cold weather. Maybe you should go back inside. I believe nice and warm soldier jacket is waiting there’

‘Are you jealous?’

‘Don’t be ridiculous! About what? Him?’ Bucky laughed bitterly ‘Why would I care?’

‘Oh my God! Why are you such a baby?!’ 

‘Sorry it is not the way you want it to be princess!’

‘Could you just calm down and talk to me?!’ 

Talk to… DAMN IT!’ Bucky shouted spinning in place‘You drive me wild!’ 

‘What?!’ you moved closet to him so you were almost chest to chest 

You spent the night with some fella who seems to be glued to your skin and then expect me to just talk to you?!’

‘What the hell James!’ you pointed your finger in his chest ‘Oh so you are allowed to swim around and catch every lady that is fainting over your square jaw but I can’t have a company?! I can’t believe you!’ 

You moved away ‘I do what I want with who I want and who do you think you are to make decisions for me?’ 


‘My WHO?!’ you shouted ‘You’ve just said you don’t care’ your voice went lower ‘So don’t. I’m done. Goodnight’ you swallowed hard and looked him up and down before turning around and heading back to the bar. 

I’m an ass Y/N’ soft voice made you turn around ‘A player. A coward’ you have never seen Bucky’s face this sincere, desperate and hopeless at the same time. ‘It’s my last night before I’m leaving and I’m still nothing more than that’ 


He raised his finger ‘You wanted me to talk so I talk’ a humorless laugh escaped his throat. ‘I’m a coward remember, might stop every moment’ 

You closed your mouth listening intently. 

Bucky took a shaky breath ‘As I said it’s my last night and I’m fighting with someone I never wanted to fight with. Nor hurt. And I must have a talent because I achieved both’ 

‘So before anything else - I’m sorry. Truly. I am sorry. But the thing is you do drive me wild. You can be cocky, talk too much, completely ignore me and my fragile masculinity is not ready for that’ your soft laughter stopped shaking of his voice ‘You can annoy me and anger me and make me jealous and be a real pain…’

‘I thought you were apologizing’

‘And interrupt me’ Bucky raised his eyebrow pointedly ‘But…I like it. And I can’t give up on you, especially not because of my own stupidity. So if it is the last night then Y/N Y/L/N you must know one thing and I expect nothing in return’ he closed his eyes before his blue orbs met yours ‘I love you’ 

Your breath hitched the moment those three words left his mouth. You had no idea how long you had been frozen until you saw a small, sad smile quirking Bucky’s lips. He took out his cap from the pocket of his jacket and put it on his head before turning around and slowly walking down dark street. Next thing you remembered was your hand on his elbow, his surprised face and his soft lips meeting yours.

When you pulled away the world came back to its regular motion and bubbly laughter left your lips upon seeing Bucky’s face - eyes still closed, cheeks flushed, lips puckered. His blues slowly came to view when his face turned into silent question. 

Ditto soldier’ you whispered taking hold of his lapels and pulling him once again ‘I love y…’ the last word was swallowed by James’ lips closing on yours and his arms caging you in the most desperate and loving embrace.

Oh yes you drove him wild. 


Month Six

“Killian, I don’t care if you install a revolving wall of sex toys in our bedroom as long as I get to renovate the bathroom.”

Absolute Fluff. Because I have babies on the brain.

Rating: G.

Read on FF.Net here.

Killian lets out a tired sigh as he stands before the scene of the crime. Normally, coming home to find one’s wife in the tub would be a sight for delight. However, coming home to find one’s wife has passed-out in the tub, seemingly in-between bathing rituals, is slightly concerning.

Especially since it’s the third time this month.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

What's your favourite Jimin gif? I'm curious! I love him so much but ugh...you two would make a cute couple. I had to say it!

Hahaha thank you sweetie (It’s sad because I will never meet him haha) My favourite gif? I have 3.

I really love bare-faced Jimin

And his smile 💛

HetaTube: The Awesome and the Piano Pansy
  • Prussia: *strumming with a broom* Gacha-gacha-geng-gen-gancha- OW! Why did you throw my flute at me!
  • Austria: So that you can regain whatever senses you lost. I'm going to start the video soon, so you better hurry up and-
  • Prussia: uh, idiot, the camera's already on... we're on live...
  • Austria: u-uh...
  • Prussia: okay, let's get started with our music video! I'm the lead so I'm going to go first! *plays the flute*
  • Austria: u-uh right! *plays the piano* *both play a wonderful melody of a symphony orchestra*
  • Prussia: wait, you did that part wrong.
  • Austria: what? That can't be right.
  • Prussia: yeah, I changed that part so then it'll match with mine.
  • Austria: why would you do that? I told you I liked that part the most!
  • Prussia: but it's stupid.
  • Austria: *gasps* how dare you! I'm going to show my anger by playing loud and deafening version of my favourite piano piece! *plays the song*
  • Prussia: oh yeah, you can't out beat me with loud music! *grabs harmonica and an electronic guitar* *starts playing extremely loud music*
  • Austria: ugh, your horrible playing is not close to my loudness, just annoyance!
  • Prussia: nuh-uh! I'm better! No one can be louder than this combo!
  • Germany: *charges into the room* WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP MEIN GOTT!!!
  • Austria and Prussia: ... Germany's louder...
  • Finland: no wait, please continue, I love your band and music~~
  • All of Europe: don't you dare.

cybersinner  asked:

I'm in the middle of finals week (ugh), do you think you could do some lazy day headcanons for McCree and his S/O

I would be honoured!! McCree is my absolute favourite and I’m currently dealing with a tough breakup right now so I needed this as well. Thank you!

  • On days like this, changing out of pyjamas was almost illegal
  • It was probably around 2 PM before both of you decided to roll out of bed, that was of course after the two of you had previously spent 3 hours cuddling and refusing to move even an inch.
  • All American breakfast? Obviously. McCree’s rustic cooking skills never failed to impress you as you tried to learn along the way
  • Whilst he’d finish up n the kitchen, you’d put on your favouite movie and pull out multiple blankets and pillows.
  • Jesse would come in with two plates and sigh as he saw your grinning face as you sat there surrounded by soft things.
        ~ “Darl, you’ve watching this movie three times this week alone!”
        ~ “I know but it’s my favourite
  • You’d curl up against him as you enjoy binge watching old classic movies, laughing when he’d quote the odd line or sing along quietly.
  • Take out later that night seemed to be tradition on days like this
  • However the two of you would groan as you heard the doorbell ring, play fighting to see who’d answer the door
  • Eventually, you’d give in to his puppy eyes and soft smiles
  • The mood changed as you dimmed the lights, turned on the fireplace and cuddled closer to him - he was so warm
  • It was inevitable that you’d fall asleep on him.
  • As the final credits would roll, he’d admire your sleeping figure fondly before scooping you up in his arms and carrying you back to bed.

I love your version of pre-core Gaster! I started to doodle him and it turned into this. Hope you enjoy it :)

shut the front door I love this.

Ah. Look how cute. Look how cute. You’ve captured DSGaster perfectly; his expression and body language are spot on, and his blush is just the right shade of cyan. And your Asgore is so happy and fluffy look at that glorious mane. Happy Asgores are my favourite Asgores. Ah, I love it. ;w;

Thank you for taking the time to draw this and share it with me! This brightened my day. I hope you have a good one too! <3

breaking down house stereotypes

the hp writers net created quite a racket! discourse, as you may call it.

[ 5:43 PM ] paula: #ravenclaw confessions: I don’t always have paint on my hands

[ 5:43 PM ] amber: Reminder to ravenclaws who don’t have blue eyes: you’re still as valid as slytherins with blue eyes uwu

[ 5:43 PM ] eve: slytherin confessions: i have never murdered anyone

[ 5:44 PM ] amber: Not all slytherins poison :/

[ 5:44 PM ] eve: some people?? have blue eyes?? to cope??

[ 5:45 PM ] sophia: Ravenclaw confession: I hate studying

[ 5:45 PM ] paula: You 👏 don’t 👏 have 👏 to 👏 own 👏 a 👏 lion 👏 to 👏 be 👏 in 👏 gryffindor

[ 5:45 PM ] amber: ALL 👏 HOUSES👏CAN 👏 KILL 👏 PEOPLE

[ 5:46 PM ] eve: friendly reminder that not all gryffindors own lions uwu


[ 5:46 PM ] paula: Winged eyeliner is not just for slytherins 😩

[ 5:46 PM ] paula: Guys I’m a ravenclaw and I wear eyeliner ??? Break stereotypes 🙏

[ 5:47 PM ] paula: Sometimes I’m not aesthetic and it’s really hard #that ravenclaw life

[ 5:48 PM ] eve: #notallslytherins murder people


[ 5:50 PM ] eve: Daily reminder you can’t own books if you’re not from ravenclaw

[ 5:50 PM ] sophia: Ravenclaws aren’t always the best or smartest at everything #remember hermione brightest witch of our age

[ 5:50 PM ] amber: I have a lot of friends who follow me on here that do this so I won’t name any names but if 👏 you 👏 aren’t 👏 a 👏 ravenclaw 👏 you 👏 can't👏 own 👏 books


[ 5:52 PM ] eve: youre not a true slytherin if you cant name all their albums, acrylic nails, black lipstick, literal murder and water

[ 5:52 PM ] ray: i only wear black clothes, did the sorting hat got it wrong? should i donate all my clothes to any friendly slytherin?

[ 5:52 PM ] amber: If you actually read the post you would know that slytherins aren’t friendly :/

[ 5:53 PM ] amber: Going on an adventure?? Omg these hufflepuffs are breaking!!! Down!! House stereotypes!!!

[ 5:53 PM ] amber: Friendly house is yellow house

[ 5:54 PM ] amber: What the hell is a hufflepuff

[ 5:54 PM ] amber: Anyway I love jigglypuff house :))

[ 5:54 PM ] eve: oh yes the four houses, gryffindor ravenclaw slytherin and reads smudged writing jigglypuff

[ 5:54 PM ] eve: slytherin confessions: i have never murdered anyone

[ 5:55 PM ] amber: Picking sunflowers to give to your friends #littlehufflepuffthings

[ 5:55 PM ] amber: Going on adventures #allgryffindorsrelate


[ 5:56 PM ] eve: drowning #justslytherinthings

[ 5:56 PM ] paula: Cram 😂 😂 😂? the only thing I’m cramming is my dreams! The grind😩👊👏👏never stops❌❌❌. Only ravenclaws will understand

[ 5:57 PM ] amber: You killed that test?? 😂😂Ravenclaws🙄🙄.The only thing I kill🔪🔪🔪 is my enemies💯💯💯💯 SLYTHERINS 🐍🐍UNITE🖤🖤🖤

[ 6:00 PM ] amber: #yellowhouse

[ 6:00 PM ] amber: #poisondrownings

[ 6:00 PM ] amber: #bookcathedral

[ 6:01 PM ] tayla: #plaidshirtsnredhair

[ 6:01 PM ] eve: #sunflowerhouse

[ 6:01 PM ] tayla: #iceandpretentious

[ 6:02 PM ] tayla: #blueeyesandallthebooks

[ 6:03 PM ] amber: dystopian au

[ 6:04 PM ] amber: “Sunflower house and demon house are never supposed to mingle… But I couldn’t help but fall in love with her and her black acrylic nails from afar. She wasn’t like book house girls, with pretentious quotes and ice cold blue eyes. She was special. If she was a poison, I wanted to drink it all.”


[ 6:05 PM ] sophia: Non-ravenclaws can’t understand this post: the feeling of going into a bookstore

[ 6:09 PM ] paula: Only slytherins will understand

[ 6:09 PM ] paula: Tfw you apply makeup. Only slytherins will get this

[ 6:10 PM ] amber: Me, looking at the blue sky; yes okay we get it you’re a ravenclaw just take your books and go

[ 6:10 PM ] amber: Everyone else wears natural makeup

[ 6:10 PM ] amber: slytherins teaching the dumb other houses how to apply eyeshadow

[ 6:13 PM ] amber: [banging books down on the table] let ravenclaws wear heavy makeup!!!

[ 6:15 PM ] amber: Gryffindor muggleborns showing their friends new places to go on adventures in the muggle world. Ravenclaw muggleborns showing their friends their favourite muggle books. Hufflepuff muggleborns picking flowers with their pureblood friends. Slytherin muggleborns teaching their slytherin friends about new types of poisons

[ 6:15 PM ] amber: Just kidding. Everyone knows there isn’t any muggleborns in death eater house

[ 6:19 PM ] amber: Murdered anyone and used their blood for a face mask lately?

[ 6:20 PM ] eve: ugh no thats servants work, i had one of my house elfs do it for me

[ 6:20 PM ] amber: Just saw a girl with red hair and a black outfit like smh make up your mind  are you in gryffindor or slytherin?

[ 6:25 PM ] yuki: just pick a random house for the next seven years; it’s not like they’re sorting you based on your personality and where you fit best.

anonymous asked:

'NOW3 jikook' those pictures look so boyfriend 👀 I'm dying 😍😍😍😍😍

uwah yes ^///o///^ i’m surprised some of you don’t know about them actually. they’re definitely some of my favourite jikook shots of all time. i really like the colours and the aesthetic behind them :3333

ofc, the typical black and white photoshoot colours are nice but this was a really nice change. I remember when the photos first came out everyone and their grandmothers were like “tell me this doesn’t look like a wedding photoshoot”. 

And it’s true, because…


…there were some pretty nice shots. 

I find it disturbing how Kpop groups go though years of training and preparation, spend months at a time without their families, miss out on sleeping to improve themselves, only to be criticized or torn down by either their own fans or others because they don’t fit into their category of perfection.

Being a fan doesn’t mean you’re entitled to say whatever you want so stop putting so much pressure on Kpop groups, stop tearing down those who aren’t your favourite and please if you don’t have anything respectful to say then don’t say it

Dan: Did you eat the last biscuit?

Phil: What do you mean?

Dan: I mean there’s an empty box of biscuits in the cupboard. Why would you put the box back when it’s empty? That’s just mean!

Phil: We both know it’s a cruel world.

Dan: Ugh, Phil! You knew those were my favourite!

Phil: Is it too late now to say I’m kinda sorry?


Dan: Are you quoting Justin Bieber to me? Incorrectly?