Uruha (reading mail): “This isn’t related to the theme and it’s also kind of a boring question, but what’s a cool way to answer when your girlfriend asks you, ‘what’s more important, your job or me!?’” …….so guys what’s the answer?
Kai: Huhuhu! What’s a cool way to answer?
Uruha: But like is this something that ppl actually ask?
Kai: “What’s more important, your job or me?” Well like I hear it in dramas but idk…that doesn’t mean anything (laughs)
Uruha: But I mean if you said “my job” that would be bad, right? That would set them off?
Kai: No no no I don’t think so, at all! Rather if you said “you!” wouldn’t it seem…too much like a lie? (laughs) Well I mean I don’t know
Aoi: Hmmm- [Uruha: I wonder what the right answer is] -mmmmm……..you know….at that point….you should probably just break up with them no?
Kai: (laughing) Like as soon as she asks you that?
Uruha: This question is taboo, you know? As soon as this happens, it’s over.
Reita: As soon as you say that, you’re not the most important thing anymore
Aoi and Uruha at same time: AWWWW! [not like aw thats cute but like AW SHIT FAM]
Reita: Cause u just asked that
Aoi: The shit-eating look u have on ur face rn istg
Uruha: So it’s like, you were the most important until you said that, you blew it now
Reita: Yes yes yes
Uruha: So that’s the right answer!
Reita: Well for me yeah
(Aoi and Uruha guffawing)
Uruha: What about you, Ruki-san?
Ruki: U-uhh, I don’t know..???! But like, u gotta work to make a living so…….
Uruha: So like, “it’s my job tf u thought”?
Ruki: Uh, like, if i don’t work…..I’m a NEET?? Like, I’d be unemployed, so….and then I wouldn’t be able to be with you anyway
Reita: What if she’s like “I don’t care if ur unemployed!”
Ruki: ….Oh yeah that’s okay then!
Reita: You’d quit?
Ruki: I’m cool with freeloading
Reita and Uruha: HUHUHUHU
Uruha: Ur ok with that
Ruki: But I mean that’s not the case [for the gf in the mail i guess] …she just wants attention
Aoi: But before it got to [the point where she would say that]…wouldn’t you have already ditched her?
Everyone: Ah mhm yes hmm maybe ur right ahh
Aoi: So maybe the guy is the bad one.
Everyone: Ahh I see so that’s your point of view ahh yes ok
Aoi: Thanks guys
(Everyone dies laughing)
Uruha: So Aoi-kun, if a girl asked you how would you answer?
Aoi: “I’m sorry.”
(Everyone dies laughing again)
Uruha: “I’m sorry”….
Kai: YOU WOULD NOT! YOU WOULD NOT
Ruki: All u could do is cry. WAHH!!! WAHH!!!!!!!!
Reita: Man u just busted my ears
Uruha: Okay leader what about you?
Kai: Well I definitely wouldn’t say her.
Uruha: Ahh, so it’s your job?
Kai: Yep. Anyone would say that, no? It’s your job. I mean, she’s a part of that!
Kai: Like, the fact that I’m working
Uruha: Ah that you’re making a living, it means you can take care of her
hey!! u work in a hotel right?? can u talk abt what that's like?? i've got interviews soon for a couple of jobs at motels and i have no idea what to expect from the interview or the job
yes i do!! hmmmmMMm ok i’ve only ever worked at the one hotel i work at now but if you’re going for a front desk position, my advice is:
1. show off what a friendly outgoing people person you are!! you’re the smiling face of the hotel and you gotta make everyone feel welcome
2. know your area! guests will want recommendations on things to do, places to eat, and so forth. it looks really good if you can tell them what’s what without looking it up
3. in the interview, give examples of when you’ve had to deal with some unreasonably wild shit. weird stuff happens at hotels, and you gotta take it in stride without panicking. if you don’t have a true story, make one up. if you’ve ever worked with customers before you probably already have a story or several.
4. it’s a bonus if you’ve handled money before (cash register work, etc)
5. there’s probably some sort of software you’ll need to learn how to use. in my hotel’s case, we use autoclerk. it’s OK if you’ve never even heard of the software before. let them know you’re a quick learner and are familiar with computers. ever used sai or photoshop? congrats you’ve taught yourself a software.
those are the main things i can think about off the top of my head!! hope it helps. good luck!!!!💖💕
Follow up to that booty ask, who has the best titties?
me i have the best boobs in the world??? ur lords ain’t got NOTHIN on me
but anyway y’all makin me have regrets i woke up and there were 100 notes on the booty ask i wrote that at 2 am
Nobunaga: i know i made fun of him and gave him Lowest Ass Ranking but he has genuinely good tiddy. always got em hangin out for some reason??? he still tryin 2 be a Tank so he’s gettin there. 7/10
Mitsuhide: generally Average Tiddy but it’s still p decent tiddy. still doesn’t rly know what to do w/ what he’s got tho so like 5/10 maybe
Yukimura; A+ tiddy, also has them hangin out all the time for some reason. like yukimura don’t even care he just out here. hoein around his cleavage. 8/10 like i appreciate the view
Saizo: like… not the greatest tiddy out there but his chest is rly sensitive so like. u can grab and he’ll probably Crumble. 4/10 bc u have discovered his weakness
Masamune: he has Okay Tiddy like. they there u see ‘em but not Amazing or anything. appreciate his okay tiddy anyway he gets a 5/10
Kojuro: GOOD TIDDY. makes up for okay ass w/ bulk everywhere else and his tiddy do not disappoint. boy got 9/10 pecs for days. appreciate what the lord has given u
Hideyoshi: suprisingly decent tiddy??? like again not big or anything but toned af. 6/10 bc u have enough to grab and he’ll probs laugh at u and use it as an excuse to grab your tiddy
Toshiie: AMAZING TIDDY THANK THE GODS. always also showin it off w/ his stupid armor and i’m fairly certain he just flusters enemies while he got his tiddy out. also somehow still has cleavage even tho his kimono tied up p high??? solid 10/10
Ieyasu: 2 skinny to have much tiddy to grab at, u will have better luck w/ his ass. also he’ll look at u funny if u groping at his chest for some reason and kinkshame u probs so like 3/10
Mitsunari: more ass than he is tiddy he’s also kinda skinny up top. also will probs scream at u for being a Sinner and a Vile Succubus so like is his tiddy even worth it??? 2/10 bc too much work
Kenshin: like not v plump but like… kenshin kinda broad-shouldered af so he kind of got a Lot of tiddy to work with. would be v happy to let u touch so 7/10 bc he generous and Beautiful
Shingen: MORE 10/10 TIDDY BC LIKE… reiterate shingen thicc as hell tho. this man has Everything but this is give and take so like u gotta let him touch as much as u touch so be careful bc he’s Evil
talking to all the guys was so cool i’m happy i got the chance to say hi to them. talking to alex was really funny i was commenting on the pins on his jacket and he was like “yeah i dont know what im doing. i didnt even get this jacket til i joined the band, frank’s jacket is all bands and stuff and mine is just like. video games and shit. like look at this! ‘sonic the hedgehog hates racism’ i’m just trying to fit in w them and be cool” im like “well its working u totally fit in w them keep doing whatever ur doing”
also i asked alex/matt if they got my zine from frank and evan was kinda like “u know theyve gotta be somewhere on the bus” and i’m like “probably in like. a big pile of gifts and shit” and evan looks at me and leans in and is like “EXACTLY” it was so funny. i also talked to evan about pancakes and madison in general, he said they all really love the city which made me like ;___; and super proud
when they left to go back inside they all shook me/my bros hands and gave us hi fives, we were the only ppl right there talking to them it was so rad!!
i literally dont know what time zone ur in or at what time u posted ur last interview update (gotta love tumblr mobile right????) but i hope it went okay????? im proud of u anyway!!!! just wanted to check up nd hear how it went tbh :)
ahhh well i got the job!!! the manager seemed sweet enough and she said working here (cus its an outlet store) will be crazy but ill never be bored, and it seems ill be working around 3 or 4 shifts a week which isnt too bad, and orientation is monday!! im still most nervous for being the cashier ahaha but im sure itll all be fine!! thank you so much for you kinda and calming words tho you really helped me calm down before xxxxx
ashton: boooooo, you said you weren’t gonna stay in late tonight, you’re doing fine, you’re gonna train yourself to death i s2g zena: heyy c’mon, i’m sorry ok i got held back at the center and i don’t think i’ll get there in time. have a drink and do the open mic for me pls??? ashton: YOU’RE the one that sings I was just gonna be your moral support and the weird guy that claps too loud :/ ashton: fine fine, do what u gotta do, no worries, I’ll see ya tmr, yeah? zena: i owe u a round i swear we’ll do it again next weekend!! See u at work tmr \o/
Ashton looked at his phone and sighed before clicking it shut. He sunk down into his seat, sulky and alone as his colleague bailed on him on the idea she suggested. She wanted to do an open mic thing and so they found a small little café-bar with open mic night and he turned up after training, and she didn’t. It wasn’t too bad of a thing though, Ashton didn’t mind having some alone wind down time, his limbs ready to sleep after the training day they had at the space center. So he simply continued to sit there, enjoying the chill atmosphere as the open mic went on, people singing, people playing instruments, people doing stand up comedy, there were all sorts, and he relaxed there and watched with rum in his hands.
His parents didn’t move with him to Houston when he got into the space program, still holding down the fort at home in Seattle (as he rather that they kept the home they bought), so he stayed alone in a small apartment, not having much to worry about a night out like this, or the people he brought back home. As long as he was functional and professional for the next day. He knows his limits and how to avoid any hangovers, it was hard enough to get into this job, so he ‘s always cautious, and there isn’t any harm in indulging the alcohol for one night. He didn’t really speak to anyone or mingled, most have eyes towards the stage, as did Ashton, enjoying the performances. And he paused slightly watching these two people going up to the stage… soon joining in the crowd encouraging them.
something struggling perfectionist students should never forget: getting an F from a 50 is better than getting an F from a 0. Even if it embarrasses you, turning in shitty work you’re not proud of is still better than not turning in anything at all
Im living a shame of a relationship i hate him and dont see a future with this person. Only reason why its lasting is for the baby and im under so much stress i have a lot of anger i just dont know what to do. I dont even look forward to the days anymore its always a shitty day
u gotta talk to them!! communication is key, yea u got a kid but if they make u unhappy u gotta be strong and let them go but still work a way where they can still be in ur childs life like u gotta focus on ur happiness so u can be the best parent there is for ur young one
usami came back 2 da condo after his Gay day of his Gay
writing. he wanted to see his waifu misackee.
“//insert im home in japanese here” hte raboot
he saw his gey lubber and like. he fucking saw misock eating a tub of ice cream jus tlike the entire fuckign thing
“nani the fucko is going on mysack” said da reboot
“THE H8ERS WER ON ME AGEN” cries the chikd
“what the shit misak u twat. u r better dan dat,,,,, u r
21.” said rebok
“no im 18” shitstain said
“omfg socks sop being a littel bithc who knows what canon
universe we’re in, ur crying pepe tears” said usack
“alright u mother memer” said nutsack while he sopped crying
then michael myers sugoiied out of that house bc it was
like work time or smthn
what is time
time is just a figment of our imagination
oh well we know salami made out with michael phelps so ya
its gey X3
at the fuckign work place desu
“so like u gotta give this fuck ign paper to ihop or
smthn” said a gay
“h-hai,,,” said microscope
so misucc whent to ihoe and like??? ijuuin got in all of mishits biznuu???????????? so like ijuuin was like….. gun….. gay………………….. and was like gay fo r mesook but like misak was confizzled for brizzled and left the international house of pancakes
so yeah mitch went to the condo and like
hid what hapen about the gay at that pancake place to
so yeah they banged
ill give you a line from “my immortal” of what it was
bc i cant nsfw
And then… suddenly just as I Usagi kissed me
passionately. Usagi climed on top me and we started to make out keenly against
a tree. He took my top of and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. (im
just taking everything from there). Then he put his thingie into my
you-know-what and we did it for like the hundredth time.
It was very gay and they made children or something.
NOT TO BE THAT BTS STAN but they are honestly so inspirational????? like yea they have their flaws and theyve fucked up a lot of times but u gotta admit that how they got to the top is just amazing??? remember when bts was first nominated for music shows and they were anxiously waiting only to find out they didnt win and they kept telling themselves “of course we didnt win dont get your hopes up”. LOOK AT THEM NOW!!!! THEYRE PERFORMING ON THE STAGE THAT IDOLS CAN ONLY DREAM OF!!!! u cant even deny that to rookie groups like bts, a group from this small company that started with almost nothing, this is what hard work and hope looks like. i really hope bts can continue inspiring others
i can't get my art noticed on social media and tumblr! i try not to let it get to me but i start to feel really shit about it and want to give up
I wanna say that it doesn’t matter and u shouldn’t let it bother you but I can understand how it is so frustrating to create something and Have your efforts go unnoticed. And I can truly tell u that I am so lucky to have the platform I have, because it really does help to have affirmation from followers and validation about your art. And I also know that in the culture we live in, we are encouraged not to be proud of our work or show it off which is bullshit and u should ignore the instincts telling u to minimise your efforts and be self-deprecating . There are so many talented artists on here that deserve to have their work shared! What I’m gonna do is make a blog called “artfanclub” and ppl can submit their stuff to it with names and titles and I will publish all of it! And reblog it and stuff! I would let ppl submit their art here but the last time I did that I got revolting dick pics. But anyway imma make that blog coz so many of u deserve respect and validation and we all gotta help each other out! Keep doing your art, if u are passionate, keep going!!