but this week is just actually just gonna be the worst

tfc characters as scottish tweets
  • neil: When you're arguing n someone says "you done arguing now" cheers mate you've just started a second round. Should've kept that on the hush X
  • andrew: Y is my instagram full of crushed avocado and poached eggs on toast for breakfast, just have some coco pops and piss off
  • kevin: Pre drinks is the best, whoever thought of getting pissed before actually getting pissed is genius
  • aaron: replace ma heart wae another liver so a can drink more n care less x
  • nicky: imagine the week before yer wedding ye came home fae work early tae surprise yer bf and walked in on him wearin bootcut jeans
  • dan: Why are boys so nasty to girls n think it they're pure legends for it hahahaha jokes on u when ur wanking into a sock mate
  • matt: They letters you see on twitter of boys tellin their burds they're going to Paris the morn etc stress the fuckin life out a me. What if she canny get her shift covered the morn? Whos gonna walk the dug? Think about these things u absolute maniac
  • renee: Mental what a couple a fairy lights can do, ye could put them on a deed body n id be like omg that's fucking lovely get that on ma Instagram
  • allison: If u see somecunt in the cinema buying popcorn, nachos n a juice theyre a drug dealer. No other explanation for that sort eh disposable income
  • jean: ever just think to urself, check the fucking state of my life
  • riko: Everybody's got that cousin that's really fuckall to do with ye, just your maw n their maw have been pals since Yous were cabbages

lmao guys what if Graves is actually The Worst™ when it comes to his attractiveness ? like he knows he’s fine as hell …. and he constantly reminds people of it. Like he’s just gonna walk into a room, and people stand at attention and look at him because, you know, he’s Percival Fucking Graves, and he just smirks and says “Yes, yes, I know I’m irresistible, but I need you all to stop making doe eyes at me and get back to work!” or he’s training his Aurors and he goes “Come on, three more rounds of practice ! If you’re not going to do it for yourself or to defeat dark wizards, then at least do it for my SEXY ASS!” and that’s the reason why no one can crush on him for any longer than two weeks 


buffy summers appreciation week day one ~ favourite quotes
“I’m beyond tired. I’m beyond scared. I’m standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it’ll choke on me. We’re not ready? They’re not ready. They think we’re gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I’m done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well we’ll give ‘em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. 'Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won’t just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I’ll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that’s us. Any questions?”

au where izzy is a contestant on worst cooks in america and clary is one of the mentor people

  • in the first episode where theyre choosing teams izzy just likes. smiles politely at clary and clary is gone
  • anyway clary picks izzy for her team
    • the opposing team is led by bobby flay
  • the first episode is scheduled to premiere in early february so they teach the contestants to make a romantic dinner
  • some of the contestants do confessionals about a loved one that theyre cooking for but not all of them and like. izzy doesn’t make one and clary doesn’t know if it’s just by chance or if she’s actually single
  • she tries to be all casual asking if izzy has anyone that she’d cook for when theyre on set but izzy sees right through her
  • she laughs and smiles and says no with like. a wink and clary turns about as red as the tomato sauce theyre cooking
  • nothing happens for a few weeks except for some serious scandalous eye contact over green beans and shit
  • theres an episode near the end of the season where the families of the contestants come on the show and izzy makes a joke to clary like “this is kind of early to meet my family” and clary basically dies
  • so, clary meets jace and alec and magnus, and izzy meets luke and jocelyn, and nobody asks why izzy’s parents aren’t there and everyone is happy
  • clary plans to wait until after the show is over to ask izzy out bc, u know, ethics
  • she’s almost glad when izzy is eliminated in the second to last round. izzy comes back to the set to get her stuff, and clary just says “do you want to get dinner sometime?”
  • izzy grins at clary “only if i dont have to cook it”

I just want to think about Ronan and forehead kisses. 


  • Especially when Ronan’s been drinking.
  • Gansey’s in the bathroom-kitchen-laundry, actually using the bathroom 
  • (do you think Gansey poops scrap-bookable fun facts? Like a snapple cap? Like where’d he get all that shit on ducks?) 
  • And he’s like, “Ronan, come on, you promised we were gonna do school tomorrow.”
  •  Ronan’s too busy digging in the fridge, like “But are you going to eat this Tortellini?” 
  •  Gansey just heaves a half hearted sigh, because if Ronan being Ronan is the worst thing to happen this week, then eh.
  • “You can have it.” He says. 
  • And Ronan just goes to him very seriously, and takes him by the ears and tilts his head so that he can place a beery kiss on his forehead. 
  • Like Gansey’s Dopey, and Ronan’s a very drunk, very gay, slightly nauseous Snow White.

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