but this was one of my fave jokes

cherrimomo  asked:

I was confused and creeped out by the DLC too!! I was mostly defending Zen because I felt so bad for him lol. Most of Seven's jokes were the only ones I played along with because they're still really funny even in the DLC (I guess it doesn't help they're my fave characters ;~; )

Ya and

Spoiler ~~~~~

I did laugh when Zen at the cat food like, I was honestly dying. I think that’s the only time I laughed in the DLC

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I’ve been locked in a dungeon and a jewellery box. I’ve been engaged to my eleven year old cousin. I spent the better part of two years in the same outfit. I am getting my happy ending!

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Edward Elric and his bad taste

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[x] - REQUESTED BY ANON

Y/N: I don’t understand why I have to stay behind, I am more than capable of handling myself out there! I should go out and help them!

K-2SO: That is a bad idea. I think so and so does Cassian.

Y/N: Wha-?!

K-2SO: But Cassian told me not to tell you that. 

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REQUESTS ARE OPEN!

  • Martha: Veronica, I think it’s a ruse. A set-up. And I even think JD might be trying to kill Heather Duke!
  • Veronica: Jason Dean is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met! JD is trying to kill Heather Duke just about as much he’s trying to kill me!
  • JD, who is literally holding a bomb sandwich: Why, Veronica! I just happened to be in the kitchen and I made you this delicious sandwich!
  • Veronica: See, Martha? How thoughtful!

The reason I like Anthony Mackie so much is because he’s that extrovert friend

you know the one

the one who talks a thousand miles a minute but stops asap and waits for as long as possible for his introvert friend to get a word in

the one who runs with what the introvert friend said, subtly repeating what they said in case it wasn’t heard and then playing it up with enthusiasm

the one who the introvert friend shares inside jokes with so even when talking with somebody else they always make them feel special or important

the one who makes the introvert friend more talkative and comfortable in a setting that they’d usually find uncomfortable

the one who charms the whole room but always gravitates towards their introvert friend

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teen wolf plot bunny: Matylda ‘Tilly’ Stilinski

“Stiles I swear If you make one more ‘Matilda’ joke-”
“Hey at least people can pronounce your name!” 

Matylda Stilinski has grown up doing her best to pretend she isn’t associated with her weird twin brother, rising to the top of the social food chain without him. But that all changes when strange things start happening in Beacon Hills and it all seems to lead straight to Stiles and his equally irritating best friend. 

But while it’s easy to hide her secret relationship with Jackson, there seems to be a new pile of secrets building up between the Stilinski twins and it’s only so long until they both get in way over their heads.

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Whenever I’m sad, Matthew gray Gubler always finds a way to cheer me up

(read from the bottom up on each pic haha)
some fave sally ride facts

hey pals, I just finished reading sally ride: america’s first woman in space, by lynn sherr, and here’s a collection of my fave sally ride facts:

  • her favorite constellation was orion, because you can find it so easily
  • one of her first jobs was babysitting.  she made the kids pb&j sandwiches, but they wouldn’t eat them because “the peanut butter was on the wrong side of the bread.”  sally threw out the sandwiches and never babysat again.
  • she stopped drinking coors beer when she found out joseph coors had opposed the equal rights amendment 
  • she told the u.s. ambassador to norway that his rape joke wasn’t funny
  • exxonmobil gave millions of dollars to her “sally ride science” teacher training academies.  it was a business compromise between an oil company and an environmentally proactive nonprofit, and during each keynote speech, sally would make a comment about “oil spills” or “oily money” and glance over at the exxonmobil rep before moving on.
  • she had a border collie when she was a kid, and two bichon frises with her partner, tam.
  • watching barefoot contessa was a daily ritual, and she loved ina garten’s meatloaf
  • when her relationship with tam started getting serious, tam asked “is this forever?” and sally responded “I can’t think more than five years ahead.”  so every five years, tam would ask her “are we renewing?” they ended up being together for 27 years. when she was dying of cancer, sally told tam “I wish I had another 27 years with you.”

at the dorm after SBS Gayo Daejun

yoongi: the least you could’ve done was include my acrylic stand in the photo
jin: you said to put it in my bag! god yoongi, i brought it with me didn’t i?! 
yoongi: it was a joke! you guys never think of me…
jin: wtf we mentioned you in ALL the shows i literally called you out on the red carpet interv–
yoongi: OH DON’T MIND POOR YOONGI WITH HIS INJURED EAR AT THE DORM ALONE MEMBERS CAN’T EVEN BE BOTHERED TO THINK OF HIM–
jin:
yoongi:
yoongi: hyung… what was that…
jin: i needed to shut you up
yoongi: with YOUR MOUTH?!

anonymous asked:

i want james and lena to be friends sooo bad can u imagine if like he starts calling her "kiddo" bc shes literally like over ten years younger than him and she acts like shes so annoyed by it but she loves it im gonna cry bith

@suprcorp THE LENA/JAMES FRIENDSHIP WILL BE FUCKING KING. DEADASS MY TWO FAVES ARE GONNA GO SO HARD FOR EACH OTHER… JAMES TAKING PHOTOS OF LENA FOR KARA… LENA HAVING MORE THAN ONE FRIEND LMAO! LENA AND JAMES BOTH MAKING A DIFFERENCE AND STANDING UP FOR JUSTICE YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. all jokes aside kara’s pussy is going to bust the HELL OPEN when she finds out just how well lena is going to get along with the superfriends… lena is READY for that alien pussy