but this time it's different whoa

Casual affair

Pairing: Loki x Reader

Warnings: Unprotected sex, cursing, casual dirty talking? 

Summary: A casual thing becomes regular, there’s one rule only: No strings attached.

A/N: Inspired in P!ATD’s Casual Affair. A lot of sex comes under the cut. Feedback is love, feedback is life.

Originally posted by nooodle07

Hey, a casual affair
that could go anywhere
and only for tonight

You looked around you and prayed for the door to not creak as it tended to do. You sneaked inside and the sight made you smile wickedly. The God of Mischief was lying on his bed with the light of his side table on and a grin that matched yours.

In a split second, and by means of his magic you thought, he was already overpowering you and keeping you in place between the cold door and his also cold body. His breath brushed your lips, and his emerald-green eyes pierced all the way to your soul.

“I’ve missed you, princess” he growled, keeping his mouth just millimeters away from yours, “so, so much…”

“Why keeping me waiting, then?” You retorted.

He snickered mischievously, and what you thought was going to be rough, was completely gentle. His lips pressed against your own and his hands moving along the curves of your frame were soft and they lingered on your skin as if they didn’t want to let you go. You felt him sighing in joy when he found an uncovered spot of skin.

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[Part I of this is here.]

Ahsoka: [yelling above the din of the room] Everyone, please! Quiet! Now look: I’ve separated you all so that you’ll stop trying to kill each other…and other things. 
[Vaderkin hands Gardner Kenobi a daisy. He blushes. Ahsoka rolls her eyes and murmurs “oh my God” under her breath.]
Ahsoka: [continuing] …obviously, something is messed up in the timeline. And we have to figure out how to fix it, and save my Master from becoming Darth Vader. [to Canon Anakin and Obi-Wan] I want you two to come with me, so we can find out where in the timeline we need to change things. [to the group] The rest of you, stay here. Kenobis: it goes without saying, but you’re in charge. 
Pirate Kenobi: I propose I join you. You might need me. I can be very persuasive. [he winks at the Anakins, who all sigh]
Canon Kenobi: I don’t think that’ll be necessary, I mean, I am the Negotiator –
Canon Anakin: [way too eagerly] He should come along. Uh, he could be, y’know. Good. To have around. [Canon Kenobi stares at him judgmentally] What?
Ahsoka: Ugh, fine. Pirate Kenobi can come. But that’s it! 
Gardener Anakin: Not even me?
Ahsoka: Especially not you. 
Maul: [bursting through the door] I demand to join you! 
Ahsoka: [rubbing her temples] …oh Lord, is Filoni writing this thing? Maul, what the hell are you doing here?
Maul: Same thing you are, Lady Tano. Trying to fix things that went wrong. I insist you bring me on this quest of yours. 
Ahsoka: You don’t even want to save the universe! You just wanna kill Sidious so you can take it over yourself! 
Maul: I have just as much reason to want to set things right as you do. Perhaps we can make it so that my life was never ruined by the Sith. I could be spared years of torment! And I am a good warrior. You might need me. 
Ahsoka: [sighs] I can’t believe I’m saying this, but fine: you can come, too.
Canon Kenobi: [indignant] Oh come on!
Ahsoka: Maybe we can try to go far enough back in the timeline that we can stop everything before it starts. It might be helpful to have Maul with us in case we run into another Maul at some point. OK guys: let’s go. 

[they leave, and emerge in a different place and time] 

Ahsoka: [looking around] This doesn’t look right at all…
Canon Kenobi: [reading from a datapad] It appears to me that we may have gone forward in time, not back.
Pirate Kenobi: [to a mysterious young man heading towards them down the hallway] Well, hello there.
Poe Dameron: [dumbstruck] Whoa.  

@albaparthenicevelut @resistancepilots I am dedicating this one to you two specifically because of its Gardener/Pirate content. Please know that just writing that sentence alone just now made me laugh out loud.  

anonymous asked:

Hi! The weird japan thing is kind of interesting, because it actually happens in both countries. Here in Japan we talk about America's weirdness alot. I dont see alot of America stuff about us but, from what I've seen, they aren't nearly as critical of us as we are (especially older generations) of them. There are many a proud japanese grandparent who talk about 'lazy americans'. Japan and America are probably the most influential cultural centers of the world. i dont think its 'bad' really.

It’s certainly not bad to compare and find interests in different cultures, I’m more talking about how it’s annoying when people constantly act absolutely shocked or disturbed when they see anything outside of their own norm.

Every so often I get interested in Japanese media (which I kind of induce because that motivates me to learn Japanese because one of my current goals is to hold a conversation in Japanese with my boyfriend) and I absolutely love finding new stuff that I didn’t previously know existed.

That being said, I don’t go “WHOA Japan is absolutely zany!!” every time I see something new.

Thanks for sending this message, though, it’s cool to know it’s a cultural parallel!

anonymous asked:

Whoa. I'm watching the reaction to this simple jacket share on Twitter. A surprising amount of people excited by a Louis and Hot Luke pairing. We've gotten to a place where for Antis it's "anyone but Harry" and now for some Larries it's "anyone but het image."


Phone - May 22, 2017 - ZPD HQ
  • Nick: *texting at lightning speeds*
  • Judy: *looks over at him* Whoa, calm down there Slick. Who are you texting?
  • Nick: *smirks* wouldn't you like to know?
  • Judy: *blinks* well yeah. That's why I asked.
  • Nick: *smiles, still texting*
  • Judy: So what do you do on your phone all the time? You're on it when we're at work, when we get home, practically all night... What's up?
  • Nick: Well, if you must know... It's a mixture of texting, watching dumb videos, and um... Shopping.
  • Judy: *giggles* Shopping? Like...for clothes and stuff?
  • Nick: *rolls his eyes* No, Carrots. That's girl stuff. It's a different kind of shopping. A little more personal.
  • Judy: O-Oh. *blushing furiously*
  • Nick: *looks up from his phone, raises an eyebrow* What's wrong?
  • Judy: Well uh... When guys say they're shopping for personal stuff... It's easy to assume that they mean...um...
  • Nick: *blinks, groans and turns his phone off* Carrots, no! Not stuff like that! Geez.
  • Judy: *throws her hands up in surrender* I'm sorry! It was the first thing I thought of!
  • Nick: *rolls his eyes and grabs his stack of paperwork* You got a dirty mind, Carrots.
  • Judy: *laughs uncomfortably* Hey I got it from you.
  • Nick: How about, to ease your mind, I'll keep my phone off for the rest of the day?
  • Judy: You sure you won't go through withdrawal without your precious phone? *smirks*
  • Nick: *laughs* Listen, I am Nick Wilde. I got this. But... Since you seem so keen to see me fail... How about we wager a little bet?
  • Judy: *raises an eyebrow* Okay...what kind of bet?
  • Nick: If I can go two days without my phone, which I can, you have to go around wearing this for a whole day. *holds up a button that says "Property of a Fox" on it*
  • Judy: *blushes hard* Fine. *her hands on her hips* but if you can't handle it... You have to wear this. *holds up a badge that says, "Lt. Hopps' Property"*
  • Nick: *laughs* why did you even have that made?
  • Judy: Same reason you made that thing. *gesturing to the button in his hand*
  • Nick: *smirks* Touché. So, we got a deal?
  • Judy: *shakes his hand* Deal. Prepare to lose, Slick.
  • Nick: You're the one who should be preparing, Carrots. I never lose.
  • Judy: We'll see about that.

Alright, since it’s Game Grumps 5th birthday lemme get a little bit sappy here. I made the keenveins tumblr and bounced around different fandoms after my old one died out. I didn’t feel like I belonged anywhere and I missed being a part of something.

My friend was like “you should watch Game Grumps!” but I kept putting it off because I had heard things about them that weren’t exactly great. Eventually I watched a Super Mario 3D World video because the channel I had been watching stopped making them. I watched one episode of SM3DW and literally never stopped watching Game Grumps since then.

I lurked in the fandom before ever posting about it and followed a bunch of blogs I liked. I started posting about them and had maybe 40 followers and that was mostly friends who had followed me when I re-made.

The community was fun, and big, and active and I had a great time. I started writing again and creating content for the fandom and things exploded (in a good way) suddenly I had a ton of followers and a lot of people who wanted my opinion on things, who wanted to talk to me, and get to know me. It was fun and incredible and I forged a lot of great friendships.

Basically, what I am saying is watching that one episode of Game Grumps led me to so many other amazing things. I met so many amazing people, people I’ve spent time with irl, that I’ve hung out with, shared experiences with that I wouldn’t change ever.

The fandom let me meet the absolute love of my life.

The fandom led me to being more creative now than I had been in years, to doing commissions, and feeling so much more confident in my writing.

It led me to being able to talk to Arin who did/does mean a lot to me and I’ll still never be able to properly thank that anonymous donor for buying that for me.

It led me to seeing Game Grumps Live, to meeting Vernon, to hanging out with amazing people in Chicago and seeing NSP in a sold out show. It led me to being able to talk to Jack on a consistent basis.

It led me to now where I have over 5,000 of you following me and enjoying this weird, and imperfect YouTube show with me. My time here has been a trip, and I don’t take it for granted. It boggles my mind how amazing this fandom can be and how many good things we can do.

Here is to 5 more years with you lovelies. <3


oh man OH MAN this episode of forensic files, tho

so this chick’s kids keep dying under mysterious circumstances so the police are like SUSPICIOUS so they test the latest sick baby when she takes it to a shitty hospital and the labs they send it to are like YO THIS BABY IS FULL OF ANTIFREEZE so they tried to treat the baby for being full of antifreeze but it died

meanwhile mom is in jail and she’s being real bitchy so the cops are like SUSPICIOUS and she’s pregnant at the time but they try her for murder and take the baby when it’s born

but then the latest baby gets sick and they take it to a different, less shitty hospital where the doctors go WHOA HOLY SHIT THIS BABY’S GOT A RARE DISEASE WHERE ITS BODY CONVERTS FOOD TO POISON and the cops go WAIT THAT’S A THING and then the cops go WE DON’T CARE WE GOT TESTS AND SHE’S MEAN

but anyway they sent the raw data to a food-to-poison-baby-disease expert and he was like THESE RESULTS ARE TRASH, THIS LOOKS NOTHING LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FEED ANTIFREEZE TO A BABY and apparently all of these labs were fucking up big time when it came to antifreeze-related false positives

the moral of the story is it turns out being arrested when your kids keep dying turns you into a huge bitch and that doesn’t make you guilty of murder, also when you try to treat a baby for being full of antifreeze when it’s not it backfires so don’t do that

Clippity Clop and The Universes Plot

Summary: The first time Lucas obtains the clippity clop feeling and every time until he works out what it meant - based off this anon [✖]  
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The Subway 

Lucas Friar is new to the big city, all he’s ever known is his small country town within Austin Texas.

A day before he’s set to start at his new high school the Texan rides the subway in an attempt to get used to the route he’d have to take to school each day. To occupy his mind and calm his nerves about being so far from home, Lucas pulls out his history textbook to try catch up on the lesson plan he would be entering part of the way through. 

A few minutes pass and Lucas is distracted when he spots two girls around his age enter the cart and stand a few feet away from him as they cling to a support bar. Lucas points his gaze back to the pages and tries to focus on the civil war but he can’t help but find himself lifting his stare back to the two commuters, specifically the pretty brunette who’s rambling loudly about kiwi lipgloss. 

The blonde girl catches Lucas gazing over and he quickly pulls away his eyes feeling embarrassed he was caught but when Lucas looks up again he meets the gaze and goofy grin of the nameless brunette. He sends her a small smile and tries to play cool. 

Suddenly, the blonde girl walks up to him and says something about her name being Maya and them dating and breaking up. All of which is a blur to the Texan as he was caught off guard.

Then the blonde girl, Maya, leaves and it’s only seconds before the brunette goes stumbling backwards and Lucas reaches out to catch her, pulling her onto his lap in the process. She opens with a joke - at least he thinks it’s a joke - about his past relationship with her friend. Lucas laughs quietly and introduces himself. She giggles and says ‘I love it.’

Lucas is left staring into the strangers eyes. The kind of eyes that make you wonder if brown has always felt so warm. 


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A Fool’s Mate

Why am I writing fic I haven’t written fic for years I don’t know what I’m doing help

Read on fanficton.net here.

Ravio stared down at the wooden board Hilda had placed before him. Sheerow fluttered beside him, also looking at it curiously. The wood was worn, making the squares on it difficult to see. The pieces that came with it had chipped paint. When they were children Hilda had said this board was made shortly after the Triforce was destroyed, before its full effects were realized. He’d never known exactly what to do with it, though Hilda had mentioned it was a game she would play with her mother.

“Hilda,” he asked, “why did you get this old thing out? Are you finally taking that break I’ve been telling you to have ever since our Triforce came back?”

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Tagged by @minhyunii thanks love! (bless, you’re too sweet :*)

1. Are you named after anyone?

2. When was the last time you cried?
mmmmmm, 2 days ago, i was talking to my older sister

3. Do you like your handwriting?
lol no, so illegible its sad

4. What is your favorite lunch meat?

5. Do you have kids?

6. If you were a different person would you be friends with you?
uuuhhhh, maybe

7. Do you use sarcasm?
yup, but not as much as you think

8. Do you still have your tonsils?

9. Would you bungee jump?
YOLO, jk but seriously, maybe. I mean, just to try it once and neeeever do it again, probably

10. What’s your favorite cereal?
I dont eat cereal anymore so idk

11. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?
depends on the shoe; some i can just slip off, others i HAVE to untie them

12.Do you think you’re a strong person?
Honestly, i dont know. I’ve been told im strong, but i’ve also been told i’m weak (to my face lol) so you tell me??? I want to lean towards yes tho (crying doesn’t make you weak btw, its okay to cry, my fellow crybabies :*)

13. What’s your favorite ice cream?
Neapolitan and rocky road (tho i dont eat ice cream often rip)

14. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

15. What’s your least favorite physical thing about yourself?
(why do we have questions like this? promote self love 2k17 PLEASE) If i must answer, it has to be my nose

16. What color pants and shoes are you wearing right now?
I have no shoes on (nor socks) and i have light grey pj shorts on

17. What are you listening to right now?
A playlist on classic disney songs (TWO WORLDS ONE FAAAAAMILY)

18. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
not sure, maybe an orange or a pastel yellow

19. Favorite smell?
the smell of a thunderstorm, the faint fragrance of flowers, freshly washed clothes, fruits, the smell of the sea, freshly baked pastries (probs have a lot more i cant think of rn, i love smells)

20. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
my older sister

21. Favorite sport to watch?
don’t watch sports whoops

22. Hair color?
dark brown (but hopefully im dying my bangs soon!)

23. Eye color?
dark brown

24. Do you wear contacts? Nope

25. Favorite food? yes *says the picky eater lol*

26. Scary movies or comedy? horror comedies (in your face question)

27. Last movie you watched? Power rangers (we rented it from redbox so my mom could watch it kukuku)

28: What color shirt are you wearing? red

29. Summer or winter? Fall

30. Hugs or kisses? both make me weak af so, both

31.Book you’re currently reading? none *cries*

32. Who do you miss right now? my older sister

33. What’s on your mouse pad? dont have one

34. What’s the last tv program you watched? THE GOLDEN GIRLS

35. What is the best sound? rain pattering on your windows while you’re warm in bed, listening to my friends laugh, lee jeongmin’s voice

36. Rolling stones or The Beatles? not sure, tho i’ve heard more beatle songs so, the beatles

37. What’s the furthest you’ve ever traveled? Chicago (by CAR)

38. Do you have a special talent? Not really (nothing i consider special ^^;)

39. Where were you born? Mexico

I’m on desktop and its acting wonky with the tagging soooooo i tag everyone who reads all of this! *evil laughter*


Bill Cipher: Ladies, gentlemen, that creature with like 87 different faces. 

Creature with 88 different faces: 88 different faces! 

Bill: Whoa-ho, sorry - touchy subject. Anyways, it’s been fun turning Gravity Falls inside out, rounding up all its terrified citizens and then stacking them into this massive throne of frozen human agony. Don’t worry, they’re not conscious anymore. Probably. 

Lazy Susan: Uh, my omelettes. They, they have friendly faces. 

Bill: Whoops. Hehe, back, back you go there.  But Gravity Falls is just the beginning. It’s time to take our chaos worldwide! Alright boys, to the corners of the Earth. Set the world aflame with your weirdness. This dimension is ours! Ah, global domination. I could get used to..WHAT?! Hmm, this might be more complicated than I thought. 

Pacifier: I think I broke something. 


-”Gravity Falls”

Crystal Grumps Songs: The Ultimate Ninja (The Ultimate Sandwich)









ITS THE ULTIMATE NINJA (Barry: sweet Jesus!)

THE ULTIMATE NINJA (Holly: oh boy…)









Barry: hey, watch the language! *covers Kevin’s ears*









Dan: What?

Ross: uh…


THE ULTIMATE NINJA (Barry: good god…)








Brian: that’s it.

*fusion breaks apart*

(trying something a lil different this time! NSP songs in Crystal Grumps! :) )

opheliafics  asked:

So, Bre. Have you considered that Oliver is an intense guy who isn't used to having extra time? A man who is used to being challenged at all times. A man who is used to having a strategy at all times. A man with LASER LIKE FOCUS. And now? Felicity is literally the only thing he has to focus on. It makes one wonder what a guy with intense focus who is used to strategizing and having goals-- just what kind of personal challenge involving his new girlfriend might he come up with? 😉

Trust Me (Olicity, Explicit, Post 3x23)

Summary: Post 3x23. Trust is a fragile thing, and both Oliver and Felicity have some rebuilding to do… (from Oliver’s POV)

(The one where they talk about the issues in Season 3 - including Malcolm Merlyn, Ra’s Al Ghul, Nyssa Al Ghul, and Ray Palmer - and how Felicity and Oliver work out their progress in the bedroom.)

A/N: Olicity has a lot of shit to work through. Season 3 quite effectively tore through all the wondrous things that had been built between them previously. Some of the saving grace was their love for each other, but we all know love alone doesn’t make a relationship work. They have to fight for it, and it’s not perfect - it’s messy, and ugly. I tried a different technique to communicate that in this fic, in snapshots, and it got pretty emotions/angst/smut heavy. I specifically kept things ambiguous - they’re both hurt and angry, for different reasons. This is a long one, nearly 9K. Also, I wrote most of this today, barely read over it, so all mistakes and weirdness are mine.

(Content Warning: Includes breast play, finger/anal play and squirting)

You can also read at: AO3 | FF.net

Trust was a fragile thing.

If there was one thing Oliver had learned over the last eight years, it was that.

Trust was fragile.

It had to be earned, worked for, and when it was finally given, it had to be treasured because it could be so easily damaged, chipped at, stretched, abused, harmed… sometimes irreparably.

Oliver knew the trust between him and Felicity had suffered more than a few blows over the last several months. The decisions he’d made, the paths he’d chosen, there had been consequences, on both sides. He knew they would talk about it, just like they always did, but it was still too fresh, and they were still learning how to be a them without any outside distractions. They’d been friends for so long, partners for so long, but this was different.

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anonymous asked:

Whoa, I really love your Megaman art! Keep up the great work! But I do wonder, have you ever checked out the megaman battlenetwork series? It's all the same characters from classic (and a few from mmx!), but takes place in a different dimension, one that runs heavily on the internet. pretty cool stuff

oh i watched the battle network series when i was younger but i hardly remember anything from it! (ive been meaning to rewatch it all some time) megaman.exe’s design is so cute

  • saitama: *can't find genos in a crowd*
  • saitama: *shouting* cAPED BALDY IS A LIAR
  • genos: *running, his hand is crackling with energy* WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT SAITAMA-SENSEI, YOU-
  • genos: ...saitama-sensei???!
  • saitama: yo, genos
  • genos: *crying* saitama-sensei, you mustnt say such awful things about y-yourself...
  • saitama: whoa, whoa, genos, i didn't mean it, i was just trying to-
  • genos: *sobs* find a different way, then.
  • saitama: ...
  • saitama: i didn't even say what i was trying to do
  • genos: it doesn't matter! don't lower yourself to their standards... *sniffles loudly*
  • saitama: well, i wanted to say something you would react to hearing-
  • genos: but, sensei... i ALWAYS react to hearing you ;)
  • genos: no matter how near or far away
  • saitama: ...
  • saitama: never mind then next time i'll use an air horn
  • genos: that won't work, it's not you

anonymous asked:

tbh I really just wanna hug Gaster!sans until he feels safe. I got snacks in my pockets it's cool if it takes a long time.

whoa, waow, wait-a-sec there… 


I don’t know which g!sans you’ve been talkin’ to but over here, he might be kinda, uh…


Brother of a Preacher, ch.8 (8/10)

Modern AU:

Emma moves to Storybrooke, Ohio with her son Henry to try to start a new life after her previous one fell apart. She wasn’t ready for life in a small town. The lovely residents. The welcoming preacher and his family. And most importantly, the sinful brother of the preacher.  
Rating: S for Sinful

A huge thank you to @spartanguard​ for the banner and @zengoalie​ and @amagicalship​ for their beta.

A/N: this is still a gift for the lovely @brooke-to-broch and I want to dedicate this chapter to @lillyanjones on the occasion of her birthday!

Ch1 Ch2 Ch3 Ch4 Ch5 Ch6 Ch7

Ao3    FF

A/N: this is like 8k words….

Chapter VIII

Takin’ time to make time
Tellin’ me that he’s all mine

The next few days went by with Emma leaving early in the morning and coming back late at night, so exhausted that she could only muster the energy to have dinner, spend some time with Henry and then collapse into her bed and grab her phone to call Killian. She was so tired that they never got around to exchanging more than a few words before she was yawning and he’d just say goodnight, Emma letting his voice lure her into a peaceful slumber.

It wasn’t much of a fun week and by the time Saturday arrived, Emma was ready to leave work behind, kick back and relax. She realized the meaning behind those thoughts as she was pulling her hair into a ponytail in front of the mirror. She used to be all about just concentrating on work - and spending time with Henry - but now, she was getting ready for a church barbecue and enjoying the prospect of spending time with family and friends.

And a hot, dark haired bookstore owner with a lilting accent and masterful hands.

Emma finished tying up her ponytail, her lips curving into a smile as she grabbed her jacket and headed out to meet Henry and the Nolans downstairs.

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anonymous asked:

It is great that you have strong belief that they are together. The thing about faith is, you just have it. you can not force others to have it as well. You can not expect everyone to follow suit and not question their r/ship. We might all see the same thing, but we interpret differently. I, for one go back and forth between, yes they had hard time but they survived & are now together to they had hard time, they are now working through it. Not all of us have to have exact same opinion & its ok

I wasn’t forcing? But I have eyes? I am in an 8 yrs adult committed relationship? And we look at each other the same way? We don’t even have couple tattoos? And it’s not just faith? I for one came as an outsider because I saw two gifs? And it was a Whoa wait a second moment? So I was not effected by the bs narratives? Everyone can see they’re together? Why going into all protective mode? If someone can’t see how giddy they are then the person is either new to relationships or too affected by the bs narratives.

I’m sorry but this is it. If ppl have doubts after Corden then those people will have doubts forever even when they see them strolling with kids, they will ask themselves hey Louis looks like he lost weight, maybe they have relationship problems. Or hey look it’s only Harry with the baby, they must have relationship problems! Or oh noooo there’s a new Louis picture and he’s with his sister god I think he moved out of Harry and now he’s sleeping at his mom’s and his sister is consoling him. 

This will never end for doubters, right?

Do you know what I will see? A couple who have been together for 5+ years and decided to adopt a baby, whatever issues they have which, come on, are healthy and natural in any relationship, so whatever issues they have they will work it out because they’ve been quite great with handling stress and shit thrown at them. 

I really don’t understand why this is not enough for people with doubts. What more are they expecting from a 21 and 23 years old boys?

They moved in together when H was 17.
They have their love story inked on their skin.

Why are people afraid to believe that this is bloody it? That this is done. Louis settled down, Harry settled down.

I just don’t get it. I really don’t. When any outsider looks at them they see the love. When someone is in the fandom all they have are doubts. If this is not a red flag then I genuinely don’t know what is.