but this shoot always has my heart

Note: this is a continuation of a post // extremely long

101 reasons why Jikook/Kookmin is my ultimate OTP
or 101 times Jikook made my heart flutter (Part 2)


51) A jikook compilation wouldn’t be a compilation without THE back hugs.

Hands on waist…

Chin on shoulder…

52) Not long after Jimin tweeted a pic of ramen, Jungkook indirectly replied to him by posting FOUR selcas of him along with a message telling him his ramen looked bland. idk about you but i found this interaction cute.

53) The artistic couple.The muscle pig and manggaetteok drawings that were featured in Snow App. They even drew the chicken drawings on the menu at Isac. I can imagine them sitting and drawing random things together. ㅠㅠ 

54) Jimin posted not one but three videos on Jungkook’s birthday, which means he wished Jungkook three times on SNS and made my head spin thrice.

55) Jimin and Jungkook took photos of each other sleeping.

56) When Jungkook thought there was no camera around when they were rounding the corner so he went up to Jimin and slid his hand around his waist. Little did he know they got caught on camera. I’d like to thank Yoongi’s vj for this awesome footage.

57) The many times Jimin has summoned Jungkook for Armys. In simpler words, Jungkook always tweets something after Jimin, and we all know how seldom he appears on Twitter.

58) “hyung has cute toes” Okay but like who lingers around his friend’s photo shoot and randomly blurts out that he has cute..toes????

59) The look! Jungkook’s expression when he’s feeding Jimin earns him a spot on this list haha. Tbh They’re kinda like eyefucking eo when jimin’s being fed. look at Jimin’s eyes. Apart from that I like how Jungkook fed him.

60) Their interactions the whole ISAC. Masterlist 👣

61)  How can I miss this? Jikook in Japan..this one has a special place in my heart. Back in 2016, it had been just a casual discussion between me and my friends on kakao. Never thought jikook would continue displaying PDA every single time they go to Japan. What’s more when they have very strict no-camera policy during concerts.

62) The amount of heart eyes they shoot at each other.

63) When they had a dinner date in the dorm to promote Mala Hot Chicken. What baffled me was that Jungkook mentioned beforehand he wanted to sleep but he still accompanied Jimin. I’m soft.

64) Jimin has made it very apparent, truly obvious that he likes jungkook. Whether it’s liking him as a dongsaeng, or just someone he’s extremely comfortable with, Jimin always, without failing, reminds us who he dotes on. “Why do I like you so much?” Lately, I’ve been crazy because I like Jungkook so much. I think of this as a start of something beautiful, and I am so glad Jimin didn’t even hesitate in expressing his feelings towards the maknae. I think this might have helped jungkook unwind. Look at jungkook now. That’s some character development right there :)

65) Massage. Quoted line from AHL mentor, Tony Jones “They are very touchy feely and to them, it’s nothing. I’d walk into the room and Suga’s massaging V’s neck or Jimin’s giving Jungkook an intimate back massage..”

66) When Jungkook bent down so he would get closer to Jimin and put the rein-kook headband on Jimin’s head. They’re separated a lot of times during fansigns but somehow they managed to get tgt at the end.

67) When Jungkook blows a kiss, then turns to Jimin whose lips are puckered and does the same to him, using the same fingers he used earlier. Okay I’ve been meaning to say this. Realistically speaking, if you pucker your lips and you put your fingers on them, wouldn’t your saliva stick to your fingers? I’m not trying to imply anything here, just genuinely asking haha.
140529 Ameba Studio

68) When a webtoon artist gave Jimin two dolls, but Jimin decided to give one to Jungkook. She even posted a webtoon of them. To be honest who wouldn’t?

69) *screams to the people in the back* ALL-NIGHTER FRIENDS!!! As written by the man himself, “ALL the time, it’s just the two of us doing something at night. I don’t know what we do”

70) Jungkook scribbling hearts all over Jimin’s birthday drawing. He’s one whipped man.

71) Just other instances Jungkook and Jimin flirting on stage. 

//gif above isn’t mine//

72) When Jimin and Jungkook chose each other when asked “if you were a girl, who would you date?”

73) The shocking fact that Jungkook demanded an apartment from Jimin as a graduation gift. Like, apartment? of all things? What kind of domesticity is this?

74) The way Jungkook takes care of Jimin even though he’s the younger one, and how Jimin is there when he’s the one seeking comfort.

75) I will never forget the Gayo Back hug, ever. I’ve mentioned back hug somewhere above, but this is different.This deserves a point of its own.

76) When Jimin took off one of his rings at the airport and gave it to jungkook.

77) When Jungkook stopped in front of Jimin during his part in For You at Osaka concert, and kind of directed the lyrics for Jimin. Jimin just couldn’t stop smiling afterward :(((
The lyrics are:
It smells like you
The road that I walk on
I plug my earphone to my status
My true feelings lie beyond there

78) When Jimin and Jungkook steered away from the bunch and instead opted for some alone on the cruise. people say you smile the brightest when you’re with someone you love, yes?

79) The fact that Jimin wanted to become napa cabbage after seeing Kook dressed up as a bunny, so he could eat him, albeit choosing to be cheese initially. What even is that statement lol 👣 

80) The morph of their dynamic. I kind of miss their old moments, when Jimin was bolder, more carefree, and Jungkook seemed to be too shy to reciprocate. (on camera). Now they have matured. They have grown up well. A wave of nostalgia sweeps over me. The transition of their relationship is extremely beautiful.

81) When Jimin became Jungkook’s makeup artist for a day, hovering around the set, even drawing a pic of a bird that’s used as a prop later.

82) their size difference might be exaggerated at times, but you really can’t deny that it is cute, even if it’s not much.

83) When Jungkook changed the lyrics in Spring Day to Jimin.                      
Like a small piece // Of Jimin // That floats in the air 

84) When Jungkook showed to the world what a sweet boyfriend he is,making jimin laugh, sitting him on his lap, hugging him on his birthday. Sweet sweet jungkookie.

85) Let’s state the obvious- 21CG choreos!!! i love how they evolved, just like their remarkable, legendary nmd lift.

86) Their sensual dance covers.

87) When Jungkook guides and encourages Jimin during games/missions.

88) The many times Jimin has been spotted wearing Jungkook’s clothes, despite the well-known fact that Jungkook doesn’t share clothes. Newsflash: Jungkook wears Jimin’s too!

89) We know Jungkook knows Jimin like the back of his hand, but that doesn’t mean that Jimin knows any less. I think they spend time together way too much.👣

90) How often the word “JIMIN” trips off Jungkook’s tongue- this what fascinates me the most. At one time he even mistook Jin for Jimin.

91) Jimin’s eagerness to kiss Jungkook for his Coming of Age, being the first one to hold out a hand for a game of Rock Paper Scissors. Bon Voyage season 1

92) When Jimin waited over an hour for Kook to finish filming BTS Flower Boy mini drama, even though he’d finished his part. Jimin couldn’t even stay mad at him for not telling, like how fond is he?

93) The fact that Jungkook is more than comfortable speaking in banmal with Jimin.He once said in Idol Party that he prefers talking in jeondaetmal (polite language) with his hyungs but look at the amount of times he’s dropped the honorific and called Jimin by his name. uhm, let’s talk about treating the other as equals?

94) Jimin and Jungkook, the human embodiment of Piske Usagi.

95) When Jungkook’s bro drew Jungkook as Muzi and Jimin as Con, the inseparable duo on Kakao. Bro knows. 👣

96) In Kkul FM 2016, When Jungkook and Jimin nearly intertwined their fingers . Scoffs bh seemed to think it’s okay to abruptly cut off their scene. What intrigues me most is that they weren’t even looking but their hands still somehow managed to find their way around. Also other instances they hold hands. I love how Jungkook’s slightly bigger hands envelop Jimin’s smaller ones. *Jimin’s pinky tho!*

97) How they’re destined to meet. The fact that they’re both from Busan, have matching moles, Jungkook’s bro named Junghyun and Jimin’s bro named Jihyun..imagine what would’ve happened had Jimin not been the last one to enter Bangtan.

98) When Jimin said he’d be looking at the ocean with Jungkook but Jungkook straight up rejected him and chose to go on a trip with his bro instead. It was quite a strong statement but a moment later Jungkook proved it wrong by reaching out and squeezing Jimin’s hand underneath the table, kinda like a reassurance that it’s all part of a joke. He cares. He truly does.

99) During Jin’s birthday prank at MAMA, these two couldn’t keep their hands off each other. The moment they entered the bathroom, they almost shut everything out-talking to themselves, picking on the cake- until the members gave them the signal to stop w/e they’re doing. Months later Mama kindly revealed another footage, this time consisting of just them, in the bathroom, jungkook right in the middle of buttoning up his jacket, wearing nothing underneath. How was I supposed to sit still?

100) When Jungkook and Jimin take skinship to a whole new level, or simply put, the times Jikook makes us question the real intention behind their acts and excessive skinship.

101) Last but not least, Perhaps my all time favorite moment- When Jungkook was caught observing Jimin’s every move, literally had his eyes only on him.

(Mark 1:17 onward)

I super love this video bc the song chosen matched so well with the situation- like they wanted to reach out but couldn’t so they stayed put, could only observe the other from far…

and that’s it!
thank you, you made it to the bottom of this post! In short, everything about jikook makes me feel content. I had thought of doing more  but despite my brain literally screaming at me “Include this! You forgot this!”, I had to stick to 101. Anyway, I hope this mends your longing hearts. Have a lovely day! Thank you for reading!

Bonus because I have to:

when the members revealed on BTS KKul FM 2017 that Jungkook bought a birthday present only for Jimin. Am I your favorite hyung?

When Jungkook, the youngest in the group, called Jimin who is 2 years older than him a baby. 애기야가자 !

The actor who plays Snuffles/Snowball just admitted he was recently treated for cancer

Rob Paulsen is my favorite voice actor so I had to say something. My heart sank when I saw the article but after reading it, it looks like he’s already recovering and working again. But he can no longer taste food and his saliva glands don’t work. He’s taking it like a chap because one of his favorite passtimes is visiting sick children in hospitals so he feels blessed to come out as well as he has.

Please shoot him some sweet words on twitter, he’s @ yakkopinky and he always has a sweet word for everyone. He’s the kind of person who makes you feel special and loved 3 seconds in to a conversation with him. I’ve met him twice and I hope to meet him again some day.

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“I didn’t know you still lived around here.” He shifts nervously from his left foot to his right after the words leave his mouth, and although they sound calm you see right through them. From his pink and bitten bottom lip to his unshaven cheek and scraped up legs you can tell he’s been keeping himself busy, and from the earbuds hanging out the pocket of his running shorts you deduce that he’s been drowning out a lot of his thoughts with music as he runs laps around his gated neighborhood, or possibly when he’s lifting more than usual at a gym that’s already filled to the brim with people that know exactly what he’s doing.

They saw the magazine covers: so did you.

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Author- Roni I.

Warning: 18+ SMUT!

Paring: Cole SprousexReader


Request: none

A/N: I’m a starving artist, just hear to entertain.

Being with a famous Actor wasn’t easy. I love Cole with all my heart, but lately he’s been showing his fans more love then he does with me. Cole and I were at this nice bar for Riverdale getting a second season party. Of course, some fans were allowed in, and I was once again stuck talking to Camila and Lili. Which I don’t mind at all, but I just got him back from going over to Europe for his photo shoot. I swear that boy is always doing something, I guess he does since he has two jobs, and I’m over here just working for the casting department for the show, 4 days a week.

“Hello.! Earth to Y/N” Camila said waving her hand in my face. “Huh, sorry. Drink must have hit me harder than I thought” trying to shrug off the fact I was staring Cole down as he was talking to two girls. They were defiantly getting a little touchy and Cole didn’t seem to notice. “Y/N you haven’t touch your drink?” KJ said I looked at the three of them, and then at my, like he said untouched drink. I grabbed it, then gulped it down, slamming it down on the table I got up. “Anyone want to dance?” I say swaying my hips a little walking back towards the dance floor. Lili and Camila smile and joined me on the dance floor soon KJ joined in. I grabbed KJ’s hands pulling him towards me a little, and place his on my hips as we rocked together as the song picked up. Lili and Camila dancing right next to us, then I felt someone grab my arm roughly, yanking me away from KJ. “Hey!” I yelled ready to swing to the person then coming face to face with a very pissed off Cole. “Ay, Cole..” KJ started to say, but Cole rushed us away ignoring him. “Cole what the fuck is wrong with you?” I say pulling my arm from his grasp as we headed out side. “You think I was going to let MY girlfriend keep grinding on KJ, like a horny school girl?” he yelled then waved a cab to pull over for us to get in. I was baffled that he thought I was having a “moment” with KJ. “Oh, and having fans touch all over you is okay? Well Fuck you!” I yell back then we both got in the cab and we didn’t speak for the rest of the ride home. I got out the car as Cole paid the driver, as I waited for him at the door he walked up, and wrapped his arms around me. “Look, I know you did that to make me jealous, and I also know that I haven’t been that much of a boyfriend these past few weeks” He said snuggling his head into my neck, lightly kissing my weak spot. I gasp, as I felt his tongue lick a strip to my spot behind my ear and then he bit my lobe. I groaned then pushed him off me “don’t think you’re getting off easy, Mr.Sprouse” I say then took the keys from his hand, and opened the door.

“Really? I’m trying to love you, and you push me away?” Cole said pissy again. I rolled my eyes “Yeah because fucking doesn’t solve everything!” I yelled frustrated with him. “Who said I wanted to Fuck?!” He said raising his voice as well then grabbed me and we were face to face. “I want to make love to you” He breathed out then smashed his lips on mine in a hungry kiss. I completely melted, that was the first time someone has ever said those words to me, and I was completely baffled by it. Cole cupped my face in his soft hands, looking into my eyes with so much love and affection “Y/N..” he whispered. “I love you” I said then kissed him. We fought for dominance, but Cole eventually won, as we landed on the couch with him on top. His hands tugging at my dress “Off” he mumbled in the kiss, breaking from each other so I could slide out my dress, while he started removing his cloths. Cole pulled me up, and picked me up bridal style making me laugh has he clumsy made his way to our bedroom. He laid me down genteelly, then got a condom out the bedside table, and pulled his briefs down. I bit my lip as I watched him roll it on his long, thick, length as I started to unhook my bra and then slipped my panties off. He settled in between my thighs lining himself at my wet entrance “God, you look so beautiful” He said as he slowly slid in. “Mmm, Fuck baby” I cursed nails digging into his shoulders as he thrusted slowly, and deep. I bit his neck signaling to him I wanted him to move faster, but he didn’t he just hiked my left leg up his hips more and thrusted deeper if possible. “Oh fuck!” I moaned loudly, Cole let out soft grunts as he kept thrusting in me. I could feel that knot forming in my stomach I was so close. “Cole!” I moaned “I know, me too baby, me too..FUCK!” He moaned out then started to thrust faster as we both came prolonging our orgasm. Then he pulled out and laid next to me, both of us out of breath, panting like crazy. “Wow, I can honestly say I haven’t cum that hard ever!” I laughed a little shaky still from the best orgasm I’ve ever had. “Won’t be your last either” Cole said winking at me then getting up to throw the condom away. I smiled up at him and then he laid back don next to me giving me a passionate kiss.

What I Got

Pairing: Reader x Jungkook

Genre: angst, sliceoflife

Summary: Jungkook visits his mom and sees you again.

Word Count: 7.9k

A/N: i know i said that i won’t write a sequel for what i wanted, but i couldn’t help it one night. i thought that y/n deserves a happy ending so here you go XD

Jungkook thought that he’d never bump into you again.

He took a weekend off from work to visit his moms on a cloudy afternoon back in Busan because he figured that going two weeks without seeing them is too long. Jungkook grabs the gift bags out of his car and walks up the familiar stairs that he’s grown accustomed to ever since his moms saved enough money to move to a better and bigger place. The size difference isn’t drastic, but everything felt roomier whenever he visited.

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anonymous asked:

what are your top 5 namjoon looks,,

um thank you for asking me this bc it gave me an excuse to go look at namjoon pics and find my fave looks which made me happy so here we go:

(Cred. Stand by RM) this is forever gonna be one of my fave looks bc he is so goddamn well-dressed and looks like a mix between a popular college professor and a model going out on a casual outing with his friends……..don’t touch me this is a god-tier look and always has to be appreciated

(EPISODE: BTS ‘Spring Day’ MV Shooting Sketch) HIS CUTE LIL HEART i love this look bc he looks so soft and i love his purple hair so much :((( he’s the cutest grape and his sweater is so big on him he has sweater paws and i’m soft

(Cred. RAPMONSTHURR) one of my fave pink-haired looks and idk what it is about a simple black turtleneck but!!!!!!! he looks amazing, stunning, showstopping, beautiful (and the flower crown matches his hair i’m weeping)

(BBMAs) i had to include this selfie bc my boy KILLED IT at the bbmas, answering all the interviewers’ questions and leading bts and being a goddamn STAR i love him so much and his skin was glowing and he looked simple yet chic and polished and his hair looked so fucking good and he’s like 90% leg……i just wanna give his stylist all my money

(Cred. Love you Too much) ending with this one (even though it was hard to narrow this down to five looks) bc namjoon invented yellow and is the CUTEST sunshine when he wears it – he also pulls off sweater/hoodie looks the best look at him :((( i’m so goddamn fond, he’s so soft and sweet and THE HUGE SWEATER PAWS……..my weakness tbh and i hope he’s warm and happy always

not included: every single occasion namjoon wears wtaps because that’s my fave brand on him, i’m so blessed to love him


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I wanted to share something special with you! My biggest wish has always been to meet Taylor Swift, on September 27th when the eclipse was happenning the sky was absolutely incredible, we could see all the stars more than usual and my little brother told me he had seen a couple of shooting stars! So I decided to sit outside and wait for a shooting star. When I finally saw one, I closed my eyes and I wished with all my heart to meet Taylor Swift in Toronto. On Oct. 2nd my friend and I got chosen for Loft 89 and it was so random, we were running when the lights went down and Mama Swift grabbed us. My mom told me after that she had also made the same wish for me when she saw a shooting star. So you would understand that now I really believe it works, so I offer you this shooting star. Make a wish. Do not scroll past this, it can be for meeting Taylor or any wish, but make one that is close to your heart. I hope and think something great is coming your way! 

I just have to talk about how much I appreciate Murata-Sensei for this new chapter
Lily is a young woman in her mid-teens(15 or 16? I don’t remember)
Most girls in this age range are usually heavily sexualized in manga, being drawn with unrealistic proportions and wearing skimpy outfits
But in this new chapter Lily is wearing a fucking adorable swimsuit that fits her body and only shows off the appropriate amount of skin for a young lady her age
Now I know Fubuki is the main focus of the first page and she is wearing a bikini that is probably 2 sizes too small
But she is also a grown ass adult
And who doesn’t love boobs?
I love boobs
Boobs are great!
(And honestly I’ve seen even skimpier at the beach)
But my favorite part about Fubuki is that she isn’t drawn with these enormous beach ball sized tits
She is drawn with bigger boobs sure
But Fubuki’s are drawn naturally against her body
She even has the booby gap!
I love how confident she looks
Like damn this woman is a pretty powerful esper, a leader, and sexy and she ROCKS it

I also have to say that my favorite part about the way Murata-Sensei draws OPM is that the women aren’t the only ones draw hot as hell
We get fan service of the men too!
Saitama has THE MOST beautiful eyes (at least in my opinion) and the body of a god
Genos’ Cupid’s bow shoots us all through the heart, he obviously cares about his appearance. The boy is more fashionable than me jfc and his body is always on point (when he isn’t rekt lol)
Plus any dude who is shredded af is always drawn with delicious rippling muscles even tho in reality we all know that even skin tight clothing doesn’t show THAT much detail

Perfect butts

I dunno about you, but I will GLADLY take one of Murata’s glorious booty shots over a panty shot and bouncing tiddies any day

“Don’t make a home out of tired, silly boys who are just as clueless as you.
Make a home out of your mind and how it so powerfully endures you every single day.
Make a home out of the love you have for shooting stars, warm coffee in a cloudy Sunday morning, burning fires and the deep ocean .
But most of all, make a home out of the only thing that has always been there, yourself.
For you are the only thing that is worth fighting for.”

-easier said than done.

Mariana Teles Fernandes

P!ATD Lyrics Starter Meme

A mixture of fluff, angst and nsfw.

“We’re still so young, desperate for attention.”

“It seems the artists these days are not who you think.”

“I aim to be your eyes.”

“Stop stalling, make a name for yourself.”

“The weather today is slightly sarcastic with a good chance of: A. Indifference or B. Disinterest in what the critics say.”

“It’s time for us to take a chance.”

“Watch your mouth because your speech is slurred enough.”

“Just sit back and relax.”

“Am I who you think about in bed?”

“I’ve got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy/girl you’ll ever meet.”

“Sweetie, you had me.”

“Will you dance to this beat, and hold a lover close?”

“I hope you didn’t expect that you’d get all of the attention.”

“Give me envy, give me malice, give me your attention!”   

“Now I’m of consenting age to be forgetting you in a cabaret.”

“But, but I’m afraid that I… Well, I may have faked it.”

"Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!”

“I mean technically our marriage is saved.”

“I’m wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it.”

“You don’t have to worry.”

“Your eyes are the size of the moon.”

“Go on, grab your hat and fetch a camera. Film the world before it happens.”

“It’s useless searching in the cupboards when everything you have is on your back.”

“Things have changed for me, and that’s okay. I feel the same.”

“I want to go where everyone goes, I want to know what everyone knows, I want to go where everyone feels the same.”

“I know the world’s a broken bone but melt your headaches, call it home.”  

“You remind me of a former love that I once knew.”

“Well, that all depends what you qualify as friends.”

“I’m not complaining that it’s raining. I’m just saying that I’d like it a lot, more than you think, if the sun would come out and sing with me.”

“Would it be all right if we just sat and talked for a little while?”

“I won’t change my hair. It grows like fancy flowers.”  

“If I could build my house just like the Trojan horse I’d put a statue of myself upon the shelf.”

“I was born with curiosity.”

"We’re all too smart to talk to God.”

“Nothing really mattered except for me to be with you.”

“I’ve never been more scared to be alone.”

“If love is not enough to put my enemies to sleep, then I’m putting out the lantern.”

“Because when I look in her/his eyes I just see the sky.”  

“I don’t love you, I’m just passing the time.”

“You could love me if I knew how to lie.”

“I am out of my mind.”

“If you’re going, then go.”

“We must reinvent love.”

“I know it’s mad, but if I go to hell will you come with me or just leave?”

“I know it’s mad, but if the world were ending would you kiss me or just leave me?”

“There’s nothing wrong with just a taste of what you’ve paid for.”

“Tell me I’m right.”

"Give me a sign, I want to believe.”

“Show them all you’re not the ordinary type.”

“I led the revolution in my bedroom and I set all the zippers free.”

“Oh, kiss me!”

“Fix me, or conflict me. I’ll take anything.”

“You were all I’ve ever known!”

“If I ever leave I could learn to miss you.”

“If I could trade mistakes for sheep, count me away before you sleep.”

“I’ll stay awake till I trade my mistakes or they fade away.”

“I’m ready to go.”

“I’d rather be a cannibal. Animals like me don’t talk anyway.”

“There is simply nothing worse than knowing how it ends.”

“I meant everything I said that night.”

“At night your body is a symphony, and I’m conducting.”

“You fooled me once with your eyes. Now you fooled me twice with your lies.”  

“I don’t mind. Take your time I got things to do besides sit around and wait for you.”  

“You strip away my pride.”  

“You have set your heart on haunting me forever.”

“Ever since we met, I only shoot up with your perfume.”  

“How does a heart love, if no one has noticed its presence and where does it go?”

“I only need two more miracles to be a saint.”

“Lately it seems like everybody’s sick, everybody’s tired.”

“I wanna be more than you’re thinking of.”

"Everything seems to be estranged when you’re alone…”

“I got so sick of being on my own.”

“Our consciences are always so much heavier than our egos.”  

“I set my expectations high, so nothing ever comes out right.”

“I need a little sympathy to sore my insecurities.”

"My favorite place is the warm embrace of holding your hair back in a bathroom stall.”  

“I’m not trying to hurt you, I just love to speak.”  

“I’ll still be here, wishing and waiting for you to come home.”

“I’ve got an insatiable desire for your insides.”

“If you love me let me go.”

“These words are knives and often leave scars.”

“I won’t give up without a fight.”

“Are you nasty?”

“Our cynical minds will make it totally worth it.”

“I’ve lost control and I don’t want it back.”  

“I taste you on my lips and I can’t get rid of you.”

“Damn your kiss and the awful things you do.”

“You’re worse than nicotine.”

“Your love’s a fucking drag.”

“And never did I think that I would be caught in the way you got me.”

“If you change your mind, you know where to find me.”    

“I am just a villain vying for attention.”  

“Hush! Don’t say a word.”

“I want to complicate you.”

“Don’t let me do this to myself.”

“You never could control me.”  

“Give me one last kiss while we’re far too young to die.” 

“Show me your love before the world catches up.” 

“If you’re gonna be the death of me, that’s how I wanna go.”

“I am always yours.”  

“In these coming years many things will change, but the way I feel will remain the same.”

“Stop there and let me correct it, I wanna live a life from a new perspective.”    

"I’ll admire your expensive taste.”  

“I wanna be praised from a new perspective.”

“I know there’s no more that need be said when I’m inching through your bed.”

“Take a look around instead and watch me go.”  

“It’s not fair, just let me perfect it!”

“Catch me up! I’m getting out of here.”

{Fanacc}170903 SHINee World 2017 ~FIVE~ Special Edition in Tokyo Dome: Day 2

Minho with his hearts and winks at the camera

TM: are u ready? Fans: yes TM: are you really ready? *fumbles on his words* Fans: burst out laughing TM : *super shy face*

SHINee hugged the young boys who danced with them during Lucifer! So adorable ~~

During the thank you speech where shinee will introduce the dancers. They introduced the young dancers (3 boys & a girl).TM carried the boy!

Minho during Your Number *dial phone* Mh: are u working tmr? Don’t go let’s stay together *fans screamsssss*

Members scream and makes fun of Minho and he ran to hide and almost ran backstage cos he was too embarrassed!!! They made him do it again!!

Minho : Hi, I am Minho And he went on to promote his new movie (based on an anime)

Key was speaking and Mh interrupted and Key told him that a member is talking so he should focus!

Minho went on to blabber a lot abt the opening and moving stage and lucifer to annoy Key!! This is so funny!!!

The members are teasing Jonghyun by imitating how he said thank you (with actions!)

Key started asking abt sesame street plushies. They didnt know what UFO catcher was until the fans explained! MH imitated the UFO catcher [ cr: @minhoclove ] 

This concert had such a lighthearted feel to it. Shinee kept being their silly selves joking around with each other

So at one point they mentioned the crane games where you had to play to win one of the sesame shinee plushies n Minho started imitating it

I was so close when shinee came across in the cart  they truly are more beautiful in person I had such great seats today

Oh I almost forgot when they mentioned the plushies the cameras focused on some of fans  holding ot5

Something I noticed was that whenever Jinki’s parts came on Kibum with mouth them and this happened both days too

Taemin’s sprout also made an appearance today  lol they tried to fix it but just let it be in the end [ cr: @maira100491 ]

Icb minho is d only one not wearing sleeveless shirt at d end.. lol

Tm throw his mic too high during DG and failed to catch it.

The mood today was lighter than yest.. at least for me. SHINee throwing some random jokes agnst each other.. they keep copying each other’s- Gestures and way of speaking… they even made fun of minho’s last line during YN..

Tm’s face looks like he’s on d verge of crying during winter  wonderland

they  are doing to the moving stage during ‘tell me your name’ which had us all flailing hard ;) [ cr: enzeru_no_innen ]

Taemin’s hair still keeps standing up today, and he said 'my hair is really strong recently’

Jonghyun says he’s preparing a lot of things so please look forward to it

When it was Taemin’s turn to talk T: I’m Taemin J: I think we all know that T: Well self introduction is very important

Key said he really wants the Sesame Street dolls but u gotta go to game centers to get them. Then the rest started asking how to get them

Then Taemin suddenly asked the fans 'Do you guys actually sleep with me (Oscar)?’

Key to Taemin: Excuse me, the dolls are older than you! I grew up learning English with them. Taemin: Oh! They are oni-san then!

The fans said UFO catcher! Then Minho transformed himself into a human UFO catcher [ cr: @ipipie ]

Key scolded Minho for not paying attention to him when he was explaining the LED screen so Minho started mocking Key by imitating him

After Minho messed up the YN phone line he hid his head between his legs and screamed about how embarrassed he was

T: I’m Taemin J: We know 

T: Intro because some ppl might not J: There’s no one

 M: I’m Minho  J: We know   K: …I’m Key    J: We know

This was during a middle ment after SHINee had already done their intros earlier but Taemin felt the need to introduce himself again

When mini SHINee was introed each mini ran and hugged their original version member. Taemin picked his mini up. Everyone group hugged Onew’s

Minho air kissed the audience so Taemin told him he was being creepy. Minho then fake punched Taemin in the stomach lol

Key said he used Sesame Street to learn English [ cr: @fodfran ]

The lightsticks are making hearts on the 1st floor

Everyone has sleeveless shirts except Minho!



Minho and Taemin are whispering into their mics LOL


Jjong was always mouthing Onew’s parts. My heart


minho tried to shoot the signed balls over the net in the back of the stadium but they hit the net and bounced off instead

minkey making silly faces during your number

minho is really really embarrassed after the end of your number… he’s cringing on the stage

minho srsly just ran off the stage he’s like IM OUT BYE LOL

the light stick color changes are helping the whole dome stay in sync w/ encore chant. thank you light stick controllers

minkey are making fun of a pose jjong made when he said “thank you~” cutely

[ cr: keyoemi


yunho held up his light stick and wave so hard before he leave with changmin. ^^

SHINee asking every level shawols ! TVXQ wave lightstick happily [ cr: @huanglaona ] 

minho is being such a fuckin dork today i can’t

taemin was so impressed with himself that he was able to talk so fast and correctly hfjagjglhkdhh

jongho had their arms around each other as they walked off stage just now ;;

key said that he used sesame street to learn english when he was a kid? [ cr: @dhszl ]

—-Minho on the phone: Hello? Got work tomorrow? Cant go (didnt hear this well) Lets be tgt tmr

tm, jh, kb are wearing muscle tee versions of the five shirt it looks so nice :((( minho just has the normal shirt lol

tm jh and kb ran to the main stage but minho stayed at the extension to jump and wave :((



thank you so much for everything, SHINee ㅠㅠ  [ cr: @blancbutter ] 

yoongi can't sleep bc he miss someone so much.
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Jin:</b> are u still awake bc of taehyung?<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> mh<p/><b>Jin:</b> u miss him right?<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> it's not like that<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> [take the phone]<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> *i miss you so much and I can't wait to see you again. I really miss my taetae and cuddling him. Sleep well and always eat smth, ily so much* [delete] when the fuck do u finish ur drama shooting?? [send]<p/><b></b> + bonus. Yoongi woke up with a text from taehyung "I've just finished my shooting hyung, I'm going to stay over at jihan hyung's place, love you *full of heart emoji*"<p/><b></b> After that, Jin has to deal with a very very irritated and jealous Yoongi.<p/></p><p/></p>
It’s In His Eyes (Part 1/2)

Originally posted by coldrainy

Summary: This Christmas you find yourself feeling down because of a breakup and you try to figure out how to deal with it. 

Pairing: Bucky x Reader

Warnings: Some swearing, angst but I think that’s it

Word Count: 1516

A/N: I asked what I should write and I got a couple responses and both wanted a Christmassy One shot, I decided to make it 2 parts because I’m still working on what I want to happen next, I hope you enjoy it! Feedback is always appreciated and please please check out some of my other work! 

Christmas was one of the best times of year.  The lights, the snow, the holiday cheer, it was something that always warmed your heart, since you were a little girl.  One of your favorite things was to drive around on a snowy night with your parents and look at all the houses covered with lights.  Ever since you moved to New York to be a part of the Avenger’s team things hadn’t changed.  You still loved to decorate the tower, you loved to drink hot chocolate by the windows, watching the snow fall over the sleeping city.  You loved watching holiday movies with the team, every new tradition you made with the team was something that reminded you of what you did with your parents as a child, and that was enough for you to keep them in your heart.  

Things were different this year though.  Last year was one of your favorite Christmases because you had Bucky.  Celebrating with him was the most amazing feeling in the world.  Teaching him all of your traditions, sharing warmth on a cold winter night, there was no better feeling than spending Christmas with someone that you truly loved.  Now that was all gone.  This year you would be spending it alone, with the team, but still alone.  

Christmas Eve had approached rapidly as it seemed that December had only begun.  But nonetheless the tower was decorated, stockings hung by the fireplace, lights decking the whole tower and the tree, the perfect center piece of the living room with gifts piling underneath.  There was always way too many gifts, you guys kind of went overboard when it came to getting each other stuff for Christmas, you really needed to start setting a limit, especially for Tony.

The night would bring everyone together.  You would drink boozy hot chocolate, play games and watch a movie in your PJs.  It was like being a little kid again and you loved spending it with all of your friends.  

You pour a shot of peppermint schnapps into your hot chocolate and lean against the counter of the kitchen.  Your eyes followed the string of lights across the room, taking in the warm white light.  

“You okay Y/N? You look like you’re thinking about something.” Nat joins you in the kitchen, eyeing you suspiciously.  

“Its nothing.” You shrug and set down your cup.   

Nat raises her eyebrow at you and then grabs her own mug out of the cupboard.  “If you say so.”

“Where is everybody anyway, usually Tony is up here by now.” You say.

Nat shrugs.  “Probably out doing stupid boy stuff, pelting each other with snowballs or something.”

“HEY! If they were going to have a snowball fight why didn’t they ask me?” You get red with anger.  

“Relax, I was kidding, I don’t know what they’re doing.” Nat says.

You relax and sigh.  “They probably went last minute gift shopping, knowing them they forgot something.”

You are in the middle of a game of Christmas beer pong when you hear the door open.  Weird everyone was here already.  After taking a shot and making it to win against Clint you turn around and almost drop your drink.  

“Damn it.” Clint swears.

“Hey guys, sorry I’m late, had to buy some gifts since Steve invited me last minute.” Bucky Barnes walks into the tower with bags of wrapped presents and a bottle of vodka.  He sets down his bags and looks up, straight at you.  

“James.” You say.  

“Y/N, good to see you.” He says.  

Your heart is pounding.  It was your fault that he left in the first place and you had always felt god awful about it.  You run your fingers through your hair trying to think of something to say, but the fact that he is there has rendered you speechless and all you can do is shoot an evil glare at Steve.  You rush over to him and pull him aside to the other room.  “What the hell is he doing here? Do you know how awkward this is Steve?”

“Y/N, Buck is my best friend, do you think he had anywhere else to go on Christmas? The only reason he doesn’t live here is because he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable, it took me forever to convince him to even come, maybe you can rekindle something.” Steve shrugs at you.

You turn red.  “I don’t think that’s going to happen Rogers.” You sigh and bite your lip, looking around the corner watching as Bucky unpacks his gifts and puts them under the tree while talking to Clint.

“Come on Y/N we all know that you still have feelings for Bucky.”

“I do not!” You say in defense.  “Why would you guys think I still have feelings for him? I pushed him away, I don’t, I don’t have feelings for him.”

Steve sighs.  “Okay, well you can at least try to be friendly with him, he’s part of this team and you’re going to have to learn to live with that.”

The night continued on like normal, well, as normal as it could with you feeling the way you did about Bucky being there.  Steve was right, he was still a part of the team and you had to figure out a way to step passed this oddness that you felt.  And for now the answer to all your problems was more alcohol.  So you started pouring more and more schnapps into your drink, eventually you didn’t even bother to mix it anymore.  You were plastered out of your mind.  

When the movie was over you looked around to realize that no one else was in the room but you and Bucky.  You rolled over on the floor and stared up at the ceiling, watching the lights begin to blur and the room start to spin.  “Bucky?” You call.

He crawls onto the floor, keeping his distance from you but you can still feel his presence.  “Yea, Y/N?”

“It’s really weird you being here.” You say, words forming before you can even think about saying the wrong thing.  

“I know.” He says back.

You sit up and turn to face him, inching a little closer to him.  “I still think about you all the time.” You admit to him.  

He looks up at you  and closes his eyes.  

You put your hand on his cheek.  “I was really stupid to let you go James, so stupid.”  

He grabs your hand with his and pulls away from his face.  “I don’t really think this is the time to do this, you’re drunk.”

You fall forward slightly and rest your head on his chest.  “You’re right I am drunk, and you’re warm.” You snuggle into his chest, savoring the feeling of being close to him again, a feeling that you missed very much.  

He puts his arms around you and pulls you against him as a sigh escapes his lips.  “Come on let’s get you to bed.” He picks you up and carries you down the hallway to your room.  He lays you softly on the bed and covers you up.  “Merry Christmas Y/N.” He kisses your forehead and then leaves the room.  Bucky Barnes always knew how to make you swoon, even when you were drunk.  

You woke up in the morning feeling alright, despite how much you had to drink.  Maybe it was a Christmas thing.  You walk out into the living room where everyone is waiting for you to open presents.  You don’t see Bucky though, where could he have gone?

“Steve, can I talk to you?”

“Sure sweetheart, what’s up.” You pull him into the kitchen and sigh.

“I got pretty drunk last night and I might have said some things to Bucky that were pretty awkward.  Is that why he left?”

“He’ll be back, he just said he forgot something and had to go out and get it.” Steve says.  “What happened?”

You are overjoyed to hear that you didn’t drive him away with your stupidity.  You sigh in relief and look up at Steve.  “Do you think he might still love me?”

Steve looks down at you and runs his fingers through his hair.  “You hurt him pretty bad, he wasn’t the same for weeks after you guys broke up.  He really thought that you were the one for him, he was so happy, happier than I have ever seen him before.” Steve sighs.  “But if I had to guess, I could say that I don’t think he really ever got over you.”


“It’s in his eyes Y/N, the way he still looks at you, there’s that little bit of hope still left in his glance that maybe you could come back.  But don’t do this just because you feel like you have to, don’t hurt him again.  If you really love him still, tell him.” Steve shakes his head.  “He cares about you a lot, always has, don’t make him change his mind.”

You nod.  You had a lot of thinking to do.  

SHINee: falling for a costar

Onew:  keeping calm and professional is one of his strong suits, he’s not gonna make a fool of himself in front of you. If he’s having to work with you for extensive amounts of hours in a row, he’ll manage some way to approach you and talk to you in a more private area. He’ll admit that he’s been a fan of your work/has heard a lot about you, but the grandpa Jinki will come out and he won’t be able to stop gushing and blushing.

Jonghyun:  he thought he could get through it since it was just a music video, but his eyes will not be able to leave you…to the point where the directors are yelling at him left and right to get his lines. Whenever you caught his eye, he’ll keep on looking bc he’s in a daze, but looks away once kibum snaps him out of it. “Don’t tell me you’re crushing on y/n…sigh. You better go and chat it up before our last day here tomorrow.”

Key:  is in denial that he has any sort of crush on you. When your other costars start shipping you together, it’s become a little bit of a joke on the set. He’ll gather the courage and talk to you about it eventually, only bc you always make him flustered when shooting a scene together. “Our chemistry isn’t just on screen, I hope you feel that too. Otherwise, please tell me that I’m just wasting my time and don’t break my heart.”

Minho:  he’s been eyeing you since the first day of shooting the drama, everyone can see this playboy is in love. He’ll try and talk to the writers about having more scenes with you, bc he just wants to talk with you and not have it be awkward. He’ll often come by your dressing room and give you a little “good luck today, y/n!!” And “you’ll do great, I’m so excited for this scene!” Until you finally break down and talk to him.

Taemin:  he’ll be surprised hearing the news that you’ve been wanting to work with him on his music video, since he was the one who was nervous at first. Tbh just ask him about the dance routines and he could talk for hours, sometimes stopping himself bc he thinks he’s talking too much. Taemin will ask if it’s alright to meet up with you after finishing the shoots, and he’s already planning on asking you to work together again.

Originally posted by jinkis

only you

pairing: shin hoseok (wonho) x reader
genre/warning: no warning. a.
word count: 425
description: based on monsta x′s ‘calm down’. when he gets protective.

a/n: gif cred wonhobe

The photo shoot is going well. All of the boys showed up on time which is a miracle, and they were mostly behaving. You know you can’t expect them to be perfect, so you’ll take what you can get. The photographer wanted to try different jackets on Minhyuk and Hyungwon, and you had volunteered to get them. You are heading back to the shoot with the jackets when one of the photographer’s assistants stops you. He starts to flirt, and you politely demonstrate that you are not interested. He continues to flirt, and you apologize and tell him you really should be going. “Your boss wanted these jackets, and I don’t want to hold up the shoot.” You try to side step him, but his arm goes up blocking your way. He takes a step forward backing you into the wall. Your heart starts racing as adrenaline pumps through your body preparing you to fight or run. 

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The smoking Gun

I’m on mobile so I won’t make this long but I need to get this down.

By now, everyone knows what happened. This morning, during a live broadcast, a reporter and her cameraman were shot, along with the guest they were interviewing. The reporter and cameraman have tragically lost their lives.

The shooter is apparently a former employee. They are currently being pursued by Virginia law enforcement.

There is a video of the incident taken by the camerman. The shooter also posted a video he took that shows him aiming a Glock pistol at the reporter. Thankfully it stops before shots are fired.

I have seen both. Due to being on my phone I cannot link them here, nor do I want to.

So as you might expect, there’s a lot of noise being made right now. The usual folks are calling for more gun control, as has happened during the last few shootings. There are others who oppose this, arguing in favor of the second amendment.

So, like always, it seems people are just talking for the sake of being heard. No one wants to listen, they just want to talk.

Well I’ll try to offer my position, and unlike others I am willing to listen and be educated.

Before I go on; let me say that my heart goes out to the families of the victims. As well as all those who have either been involved in a shooting, or lost loved ones to a shooting.

You folks have the right to have whatever kind of reaction you want to have to this incident, because you’re coming from a sensitive place that those of us who have not gone through that can’t possibly relate to.

The rest of us need to take a step back. Rest of us need to pump the breaks and consider what we’re saying.

Because what amazes me is this: every time this happens, people repeat the same arguments. And people wonder why we fail to evolve as a nation, or at least evolve far slower than we should.

Let me tell you all something. Let me tell you all the real reason America has serious social issues it seemingly can’t resolve.

It’s not because of white people. Or black people. Or Democrats. Or Republican. Or smokers. Or gun owners. Or any particular race, political ideology, gender, economic bracket, or otherwise.

It’s because people want *villains.*

Everytime there’s some terrible event or other, everyone just wants to pick a certain group or other to blame. Almost as if to say “if these people weren’t around, we wouldn’t have a problem.”

We all should know better.

We all should know it’s never as simple as we want it to be. Because the real world is not as accommodating as we want it to be.

A man shot down 3 innocent people this morning, killing two, before fleeing law enforcement and posting a video of the crime on the internet.

You want a villain? There’s your villain. Everyone else pales in comparison.

This man killed those people. He’s the one that did that. It was not one of the millions of other law abiding citizens who own a firearm.

The person guilty is this terrorist (and he has earned that label after posting that video, so if Virginia law enforcement want to pump lead into him, fine with me).

The point I’m trying to make here is that if we’re ever going to start solving this problem, we need to have a serious conversation.

But right now, everyone wants to talk and no one wants to listen. Because everyone just wants to be correct and vindicated. This means the other side is never properly represented, which means nothing gets resolved.

Well let’s see if we can find some resolution. I’m sure you all have some ideas on how to resolve this problem. I promise right now I’ll listen to them. I may not agree with what you say, but I will listen.

Let’s start using our heads.

anonymous asked:

56 flug please i NEED more Flug in my life he's suck an innocent cinnamon roll

hMMMMMM idk if you can call flug, “innocent”…he’s certainly a cinnamon roll, but he can kill you tbh. onto the overdue number prompt!

You and Flug couldn’t stop yourselves from helplessly laughing. What should’ve been a productive all-nighter, turned into a sleepover in the lab. Right now you two were playing a game “what if I told you.” It was a thing you came up with on the spot, to help pass the time of tediously fixing the hyperdrive for the invisible jet. Instead, it turned into a distraction, and you two stopped working.

This usually would’ve caused even more stress for Flug, but with you, he found himself not - worrying. You’re pretty much the only person around that made him feel okay - okay with himself.

“Why would you do that?” Flug asks in between chortles, shaking his head. So this is what it’s like to literally lose your breath to laughter. It’s painful and pleasant. Any moment he thought he was about to stop laughing, he falls victim to it when he sees you giggling. It’s a ridiculous loop.

“I-It seemed like a g-g-great idea,” You manage to gasp out, through uncontrollable and breathless laughter. “At the time! I w-wouldn’t recommend i-i-it. Pfffft, ohgodIcan’t breaaaaathe!” You wheeze out, and fall over the table, defeated.

Flug takes a moment to recompose himself, and catch a breath. The giggles fade away, and a faint smile plays on his lips, underneath the paper bag. 

“My turn?” 

You shoot up, resting your chin on your hands. You give a sound of assent, your mouth wearing a playful smile. Your eyes are wide, attentive, and honest to god, interested in what Flug has to say. That’s the way it’s always been. His heart is caught in his throat, and his mind races a million times faster. Can he actually get the words out his mouth? He swallows, wetting his dry throat.

“W-w-what if,” He takes a deep breath, collecting himself. Okay, go. “What if I told you - I’ve been i-i-in love with you since…I was eleven?” 

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Eunleader, Always Sweet to Fans

Tsuntsun Sechs Kies Eunleader has always been known to be deredere to only three things: 1. Fans  2. Sechs Kies members  3. Animals (especially dogs ^_^) And out of those three, I wanted to write about how much he treasures his fans, before and now

In 2001, during a rehearsal for a stage of Murmur

Please, don’t crush my heart.

Jiwon, let me tell that to you! His smile really crushes hearts T_T Anyways, the killing part in that dance is when he “shoots” the audience with his fingers…

The rehearsal ends, and while he is waiting for the main stage, Jiwon talks with the fans that came to watch him. Some of the fans suddenly scream, “Oppa! Shoot me! Shoot me in the next stage!” At first he seems to hesitate a little but soon nods.

And on the main stage, he keeps the promise. He smiles and shoots at the fans who requested him to “shoot” at themHe’s so sweet to his fans…ㅠㅠ I want him to shoot me too!

Rehearsal video source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FivK0xVyd0

In 2016, in 능력자들 (The Capable Ones)

Fan: (teary) I can’t talk about that time [When Sechs Kies disbanded].

Jiwon: (Also becoming teary)

Jiwon: Why the hell are you getting it right?!

           I said, don’t interfere!

During capability testing time, Heechul “steals” correct test questions from the Sechs Kies fans, and Jiwon becomes angry XD

Jiwon feels as if one of the Sechs Kies members were getting stolen away…

Unfortunately, rules are rules. The one who gets a correct answer wins a crystal necklace. Jiwon is in charge of them, so he picks a crystal necklace for Heechul. But did you see? He was going to pick the yellow necklace at first and then changed his mind to the red one! Coincidentally, yellow is the official color of Sechs Kies, huh? And where did the yellow one go to?

There it is! The scene was cut out, but he gave it to the Jekki fanIt’s those little actions that let people know that he truly adores his fans T_T Jiwon, where is the end of your charm?

And I’ll end with an excerpt from that famous handwritten letter Jiwon wrote for his fans who were waiting for him outside his house every day. The very letter that first proved his tsundere-ness…

I bet my mother knows too, but sometimes–more than just once or twice–I can’t fall asleep at the thought of you. I feel so worried about you. Won’t they be cold? Or what if they are hungry? Where will they sleep? Whenever I have these questions in my head, I can’t sleep, no matter how tired I am…

So I wish you would understand me and forgive me! Don’t just think that you guys feel fine because I am really concerned about you. Don’t you think that if you stop suffering outside and spend more time with your parents, your parents would also like us more? Oh, yeah! And about my cold behaviors toward you! I hope you understand that they don’t come from the heart. If you guys don’t understand me, then “who would?”

“Love you”…..

-From Jiwonnie-

wyrmmaster  asked:

Actually, you made me connect a brain plug earlier: Jeanne canonically says she thinks of Jalter as a little sister, so she probably does pull wacky ass pranks on her ALL THE TIME. Only, it's probably all ridiculously innocuous Spongebob level pranks because she's Ultra TurboPure®™. I had to keep a straight face on the phone while thinkiing of that god damn ice cube scene the whole time.

ppPPPP YES absolutely. She pulls “pranks” on the Spongebob level of mean (which is like minus 60 Means) and she even feels a little bad afterwards because she’s such a Mischievous Rascal. Jalter mostly humors her because you can’t possibly not humor someone with the honey sugar content equivalent of a warm disposition and she beams like a sun we don’t know yet when she pulls a “prank” on Jalter, but she totally “makes up” for it in various ways.

And then, there’s Jeanne’s actual Danger Factor.

Without even knowing, without even meaning to, she thoroughly obliterates Jalter on a daily basis by saying things so cheesy and embarrassing to or about her in front of others that Jalter reaches the six digits Farenheit temperatures faster than Usain Bolt bolts through tortoise races.

Like Jalter has Edmond Dantes and Gorgon over for brunch, they are having the best stale soda and leftover cold pizza ever (none of these three sacks of viscera knows how to cook) and Jeanne comes down from the second floor (in her fluffy bunny print PJs, of course), notices the Rowdy Trio, and just greets them like the shine of the sun, immediately making her way over to Jalter and wiping her cheek some saliva and her thumb, cleaning some tomato sauce. 

“You guys, I can make you lunch if you want!”
“That won’t be necess–”
“Eeeeyup, I’ll take you up on that offer, thanks”
“Won’t pass up on the chance to eat your cuisine. Even my snakes love it.”

Jalter shoots flagpoles at the other two with her glare, but Jeanne is already performing Maximum Cooking, and before long, she emerges from the kitchen with the fluffiest white rice and grilled fish you’ve never seen and won’t ever see in your life. Notably, Jalter’s has a big lovely heart on hers. 

“? You always ask for it like this, what’s wrong?”
“Sh-shut up!”
“Oh, yeah, deary, please be careful about leaving your diary open! I was just collecting Mister Cuddles to wash him with today’s laundry, since teddy dragons also need to stay clean, hmhm, and I accidentally saw all that about how you want that strapping lad Gudao to hug you as you bury your face against his chest”
“You are so cute and girly, I am sure he’s going to love making you happy until you both grow old together and have many children!

At this point, Jalter is having two strokes and her face is a shade of red unknown to man. Dantes is looking away and concealing his snickering with his coat cape, while Gorgon, dame of a less subtle disposition, is just guffawing with wild recklessness, the snakes on her hair cackling in unison with their master. This was no mere joy, my friend, this was the Superlative Laugh, the utmost point of humorous depravity, socially unacceptable and punishable by law in most countries with a constitution.

“You’re going to be such a great wife, too… You are so loving and affectionate when you want to be… Aah, I am a bit jealous, to be honest. I am going to miss your sneaking into my bed and hugging me tight in the middle of night when you feel lonely… Don’t ever hesitate to call big sis if you ever need me for anything once you two move out, ok?”

Jalter was turning into gold ashes and returning to the Grail at this point, her wounds too severe, her body temperature too high. Dantes straight up gigglesnorted, unable to keep it in any longer, and is texting Hessian Lobo all that happened just now. Gorgon is in a state of rampaging laughter and pain because she has not laughed this hard in too long and her cheeks and abs both hurt. Jalter starts shooting fire. Jeanne has no idea what she has done. The rice and fish were delicious.


More photos from when happysmily and I were Shingeki no Girlfriends together. ;w; This particular sequence was all her idea and ohhhh man, looking back through these photos I can’t help but ask myself WHY THE HECK I DIDN’T SHARE THEN SOONER LIKE OH MY GOSH MY HEART CAN’T EVEN HANDLE THEM. ;~; But yeah, it’s so fun shooting with Jo - she’s completely game for anything, is really comfortable to shoot with, and always has such good ideas. c:

Bonus: Our vlog from that day!

Ymir - happysmily

Historia - anyapanda-official

Photography - artofprocrastination