but this one's pretty good too ugh

erdariel  asked:

This isn't really important, I'm just bored, so feel free to ignore. But a while ago I got this idea of Doctor Who Ten/Rose Fantasy AU, with Doctor being an elf (and therefore immortal, and because my idea of elves is basically Tolkien's ones, FUCKING ANGSTY AS HELL), and Rose being an ordinary human girl in some village he stops at on his travels... and I have no time to write it, no idea for plot, and no skill to write anything good, but the idea doesn't leave me alone... aargh why...

He’s just too shy to say hi to the pretty, blonde human… So he admires her from afar. Until one day she catches him looking and calls him out on it… and may the human!rose x elf!ten angst begin… ;)

I love this idea! So I wanted to do an actual half-baked sketchy linearty thingy out of it!

volleyball at the beach w/ the gang

• Steve is too extra
• No one will beat Steve


• Ponyboy has eaten so much sand
• And you won’t be able to forget it
• He tries to be good and just,,, falls

• “there’s sand in my c r e v i c e s”

• Soda is pretty good tbh
• And he manages to look majestic while playing
• He’s completely missed the ball a few times because hot girls

• “ok but you would do the same thing so ugh god lets play agh”

• Tim and Darry have a rivalry
• They’re both so good
• Probably because they’re fucking tall
• They want to see who even LOOKS best at it
• Steve is just a disaster, a good disaster, but doesn’t look even close to better than them

• “I’ll just stay here” “yea it’ll be too easy if we switch” “yea pony needs some help besides” “yeah” “…yeah” “so yeah you stay on that team”

• You can count on Two-Bit to hit the ball no matter what
• He will go To Great Lengths to hit it to the other side
• Two-Bit sucks at actually hitting it but he’s a Great Team Player cuz he’ll always save it

• “I’ve got so much honey the bEES ENVY MEEE!!!!!!!” “MY GIRRRRRRRL” so much aggression
• That’s not happy singing that’s aggression

• Johnny just stands in the background and acts like he’s playing
• He just looks at Pony like,,,
• “What’s the purpose of this sport, Pony? What are we doing”
• “Inserting our superior male dominance in what should theoretically be a healthy way”

• Dally just tries to look sexy
• He’s the “referee”
• Acts so fucking good but probably can’t play for his life
• “Steve, what are you doing with your body, man? Just stop.”
• Is flexing for the ladies


Things that seriously bothered me about ACOWAR

Now don’t get me wrong I love SJM and I liked ACOWAR, but the more I linger on it the more stuff just frustrates me. It’s gotten to the point where I just get mad because I can’t stop thinking about them. So, without further ado, here are my critiques/complaints. 

Get ready kids because here tf we go

We never found out what kind of magic Mor has!!! Like are you kidding me? She’s named The Morrigan but we never find out why. Her magic is intrinsic to her character and yet was left out. There was all this hinting and it just came to nothing. 

- Elain and Nesta never apologised for how they treated Feyre for goddamn years and yet here I am supposed to like these two people and care about them. Like no thanks. 

- Not only that but they never had to deal with real consequences of their actions. Sure, they were kidnapped and turned into fae but that would’ve happened anyway because of Feyre’s relationship with Tamlin/Ianthe. 

- I need a reason as to why Nesta loves Elain so so so so much and was a fucking bitch towards Feyre for so long. Feyre was the baby of the family. And I don’t take Feyre looking like their dad as an excuse. Nope. Not good enough.  

- Lucien having a bloody last name. And then even better, Cassian teasing her about it when WE LITERALLY DON’T KNOW THE LAST NAME OF ANY FUCKING CHARACTERS RHYS INCLUDED AND HE HAS A GODDAMN POV. Give all the names or none of them.

- Speaking of said POV, was it really necessary?? Was it really needed to break out of Feyre for that minuscule part at the end?

- Remember that time Feyre had a namesake that seemed like it would become important? Yeah me neither since it was never mentioned again. 

- I feel there was no real sacrifice made. 

- The reunion scene just wasn’t good fam. There was no slow burning passion like in acomaf, and (this one is probably more opinion) it was just a bit too animalistic. 

- Feyre being concerned about the bond showing her scent but never just asking Rhys if it would or not?? Like pretty sure he would bloody know.  And was she really planning on being there that long that it would become an issue? I think not. 

- Her father (another character without a bloody name) just comes out of bloody no where and it’s so sudden and stupid and ugh I need backstory. I need an explanation. This one I will admit though could be cleared up with a novella. 

- Speaking of hearing more story, WE NEEDED TO SEE THE OUROBOROS SCENE. THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT, AND WOULD HAVE BEEN A GREAT CHANCE FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. There were so many scenes that just did not need to be in the book (VANSERRA I’M LOOKING AT YOU) that could have been sacrificed so that this could’ve been included. 

- I love SJM, but I’m just gonna say it. ACOWAR didn’t need to be that long. There, I said it. I’m going to go crawl into a pit now. 

- Jurian, Miryam and Drakon take time out of fighting a goddamn war full of their soldiers dying to have a chat. Probably not the time for it dare I say. 

- I’m just gonna say it again, but there was no real sacrifices in this book. Sure, Rhys died, but he came back five minutes later. Go full V Roth or go home. (Just kidding love you Rhys) (but like actually tho)

- Now this is a weird one but bear with me, there is literally so many ellipses in this book. Go open to a random page. 9/10 there’s probably one or multiple there. 

- There’s going to be conjecture on this one but I think there was too much smut. Now God know’s I’m here for it, but a lot of it just didn’t serve a purpose in ACOWAR. Like any scene that is written, there needs to be a reason for it. Maybe it would’ve been okay if the book wasn’t as long, but it was huge and it just didn’t need to be. 

- We are made to believe that the fae are immortal, right? And yet Feyre comments about how she meets a fae that has aged. So are they just creatures that age really really slowly? 

- That dumbass death bargain. Did they even think? What if one of them dies and they don’t have an heir or someone to leave Velaris to. You don’t get to choose your closest relative, and Rhys could just as easily pass his powers to Keir then he could Mor or literally any one else. And going with the above point on how ageing works, does this mean that Feyre could prematurely die hundreds of years before she should? 

- As my final point, I’m just going to say her editor really let her down on this one. Her deadline should’ve been longer, had more revisions and plotting/workshopping, and she needed to have a tighter leash when it came to a word count.

And as I said before, I did like ACOWAR!! I just felt like it needed a bit more refinement. I still gave it 5/5 stars, I will still read anything in this world that I love so much with the characters that I adore. 

I might add some more later, these are just the ones I can remember right now. 

anonymous asked:

I really love your writing and I'm so glad that you're accepting requests again :"> how about the RFA react to MC who had a weakness for sweet treats, like MC can be very upset or angry whatsoever but as fast as she receive sweet, she turns fluffy and forget everything.

Oh, I hope this is >>sweet<< enough for you! :p

RFA with a MC who has a weak for candy


  • “Why do you need candy, babe, when you have the ultimate eye candy right in front of you?”
  • “Tempting. But can I please get my chocolate right now?” you glared at him, and he passed the bar to you.
  • You would usually laugh of his flirty jokes, but not when chocolate was the subject. Oh hell no! Chocolate is a serious matter here.
  • He doesn’t like when you get too serious, and since he doesn’t really care for sweet, he doesn’t really get it why do you get so serious about candy.
  • But he thinks it’s so funny, so he likes to tease you and hide the candy sometimes, and that’s why you’re glaring at him right now.
  • As soon as you finally have your chocolate, you smile playfully at him, and we know what these looks mean
  • “I guess I have plenty room for desert.” He says, dragging you to the bedroom.


  • You barely saw each other today, both of you were busy with college and work.
  • And when you two finally made it home, you were both grumpy.
  • You barely said hello to each other, any word now would lead to a completely useless fight over something really stupid.
  • You grabbed the whipped cream can, he grabbed the M&Ms package and you both sat on the couch.
  • “Okay, so was your day?” he asks, you chug some whipped cream and answer him. “Ugh, don’t even get me started!”
  • For outsiders, maybe this could be really weird, but the candy therapy has been going on for a while after long days, turns out that this need for candy is another thing you have in common.
  • You end up with some whipped cream in your cheek, which he licks promptly, you both blush, but it doesn’t last long. You both bolt to the bedroom immediately.


  • While she’s usually in charge of the coffee, you’re in charge of the baking.
  • That is not only about the café, it’s how it works in home too.
  • And you take baking very seriously, as serious as she takes coffee. So she’s used to you getting all grumpy when one recipe is not working out.
  • She tastes a little of the frosting cake you’re trying to do. “Hmmm, this is good, MC!” “NO, DON’T TASTE THAT YET! IT’S NOT READY AND IT’S BAD!”
  • You two look at each other, scared. You immediately regret for overreacting like this, she just shrugs and tells you not to be so hard on yourself. Ugh, she’s a saint…
  • “I mean… maybe I am tasting this wrong. Here, have some more.” You offer her and quickly steal a kiss from her. “Hum, yeah, you were right, this is good…”
  • The cake you were baking ended up burnt, but neither of you cared, you were too busy in the bedroom.


  • “I’m pretty sure they all taste the same, my love. Just pick one.”
  • You look at him offended. , then just roll you eyes. Uh oh… he forgets you’re very sensitive concerning candy.
  • “Why would you even say that, Jumin? This one is made of mirtillo, this one is strawberry, and this one is banana!” you’re pointing to all the toffees in the candy store that you’ve been stuck for half an hour trying to pick the flavors.
  • “MC, the flavor is artificial, they probably use the same ingredients in all of them and just change the colorings and…” “Huh! They have pineapple too!”
  • He sighs, you’re not hearing any of this, are you? But he must say, you getting all excited over candy it’s so cute, he can’t even…
  • “Jumin, hurry and help me choose it!” that’s his cue. He grabs your shoulders and makes you look at him.
  • “I already chose the sweetest thing here.” He kisses you, you don’t even know what flavor you picked, you just needed to head out of that store immediately.


  • Why are the lines on amusement park’s rides so damn long?
  • You could have waited patiently if you have eaten something before, but now you’re starting to get a little bad mood…
  • Saeyoung is goofing off to kill some time, but you aren’t having it at all. You need to eat something, doesn’t matter what! Though you’re super down to some candy, since it’s usually you go-to snack
  • Then he sees the solution. “Oh, MC!~ Look what I bought for you!” he shows you the cotton candy and your face immediately lightens up.
  • You rush to grab it, but he pulls away. “Uh-uh, you’ve got to earn it~” then he takes a piece and places up his mouth like a mustache.
  • He looks at you with a teasing smirk, almost like he’s daring you to do something with these much people around, but you’re hungry! For the cotton candy and… for him.
  • He’s a blushing mess when you lean closer and takes the cotton candy, chuckling. “You took my mustache, lady! I must have it back!” he pulls you closer for a kiss, yeah, forget that ride, this is amusing enough for both of you.

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Sasuke was never much of a party person. It was a myriad of disasters waiting to happen, what with the hordes of people, thundering music, and enough alcohol to kill a blue whale. What was a quiet, reserved introvert supposed to do? Have a conversation with the only interesting thing in the room, the counter? Sasuke doubted he’d even know any people at this place, it was some club that his housemates wanted to spend the rest of the night at. Sasuke was new to the city, he’d moved out to it, across the country from his small hometown, in order to start university. There weren’t any prestigious schools back home, you see, and if Sasuke had any hope of making it in the competitive world, he’d have to suck it up and figure out how to make it in the city life. Luckily, his major was psychology, where his career goal was to become an adolescent psychologist. His work and study loads were often too hefty for him to have any downtime, much less social time.

So, he had to ask himself, why had he allowed his housemates to drag him all the way out here to some club he’d never heard of? Was it because Karin kept begging him to get out and enjoy life? Was it to make Suigetsu stop teasing him for being so introverted and shut in? Or, was Sasuke hoping this single, cautious venture would get his friends off his back? The answer was, ding ding ding, all three. The chances were slim, but hey, a guy can hope, can’t he? Karin said she’d been to the club a couple of times before, though it was fairly new, and she swore up and down it was a cool place. Flashy lights, good dancing music, great drinks, and an assortment of people to mingle around. For Karin, it sounded great. For Sasuke, it sounded like a nightmare. A bunch of sweaty bodies grinding against yours, a headache from the booming music, and hardly enough air in the room for everyone to breathe, nightmare. Sasuke had gotten used to hearing that he should “leave his comfort zone” and try new things, but for god’s sake, wasn’t moving hours away from home all on his own to start a demanding new life enough? That was a pretty damn far leap out of comfort for anyone!

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Candyman [Peter Parker]

Originally posted by butteryplanet

Pairing: College!Peter Parker x Female!College!Reader [some female pronouns used but not many]

Warnings: None? Fluff- maybe some sexual innuendos but nothing explicit. [Reader and Peter are both over 18]

A/N: Still working on Part 4 to both Ugh and Possibility! Just felt like putting this out here bc its a cute idea. Plus let’s face it, Peter is absolutely a candyman c;

❝Tʜᴇʀᴇ’s ɴᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴅᴀɴɢᴇʀᴏᴜs ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ʙᴏʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍ.❞

College was absolutely stressful no matter how smart you may or may not be. It was somewhat better than High School in that you could show up to class in your PJ’s and no one would bat an eye. Or that you could skip certain classes and not fail. Though other classes? You could close your eyes a second too long and suddenly your wonderful 97% went down to a terrifying 33%. Also- you had to pay for college. Crazy right? You were paying money to a place that caused you infinite amounts of stress- just so that one day you could make money from a job that, hopefully, didn’t cause you even more stress.

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anonymous asked:

What similarities do you see in Adrien and Marinette?

I suppose this question comes from this post, in which, i said Adrien and Marinette are pretty similar when it comes down to it (that’s why they are the chosen pair in the first place xD). Although I just said that impulsively (because despite the two having contrasting traits I feel they have the same wavelength of some sort?). I guess it’s worth to elaborate a bit.

Well, first of all, they are both kids with great potential but hindered by their own insecurities.

Adrien, being a sheltered child was never able to make friends aside from Chloe. While he doesn’t really tolerate “bad” actions such as putting a bubblegum on someone’s chair, he is also a sweetheart that doesn’t want to sell a friend away. It’s to the point of getting his self into trouble. Of course, Nino told him it’s better to tell the truth and he did so afterwards but I think this is a highlight to Adrien’s “niceness” may have come from not wanting to incite dislike/discontent from other people and therefore, “lose” friends (or potential ones at least). This is something I also noticed in Volpina episode.

Adrien is angry for Lila’s sake, but changing his tone immediately to a much nicer and more passive one when confronting Ladybug. Of course, it may be due to the fact he’s talking to his crush but that doesn’t seem to be the case.

When Volpina said they are on a “romantic” date, he was quick to say it is not, but nervously changes to “but it could be” after receiving her glare. There’s also more subtle example which is also at the beginning of the episode where Lila was pulling him into the library and he looked like he isn’t too keen on the idea but not voicing it out. 

Then there’s also the thing with Chloe when she asked Chat Noir to do her work. He was clearly displeased by it but still helped her.

Point is, Adrien is very timid when it comes to others which is quite similar to Marinette at the very beginning before she met Alya and became Ladybug.

Both Adrien and Marinette are the kind to just roll with things and not voice out their opinions even when they are uncomfortable (Marinette is becoming less of this since Origins) and will only do so if they see injustice or someone being wronged or pushed to the limits (like when Adrien tried to secretly go to school due to loneliness).

As for the others, I’ll just do a quick run down.

They are both at the best of their league when it comes to “video games”. Marinette may be way better than Adrien, but it doesn’t dispute the fact that he’s the best among the boys and would have been first place if not for her.

Their best friend are the first friend they made at the beginning of the school year. Interestingly, there’s a bit of parallel here. Marinette’s best friend is the “new” girl at school, Alya. Meanwhile, Adrien is the “new” boy at school and Nino’s bestfriend. Also, it seemed that they don’t really have friends (excluding Chloe?) who would talk/hang out with them at school before: Adrien, for obvious reasons, and Marinette, for being unlucky I guess?

They are both great (if not the best) at the things they do. Simply put, they are multi-talented as shown throughout the episodes. Adrien is understandable as he fits the trope of popular boy who’s good at everything, while Marinette is the protagonist who can do things if she resolves herself into it. It’s to the point where you can question the “intro” and ask yourself, “Which part of her is a ‘normal’ girl like any other that leads a ‘normal’ life again?” She is friends with the most popular guy in their school/city, became esteemed employee/designer of the most famous singer, and win all contests she got herself into.

They are both charismatic and have qualities of a leader. They are shown both capable to rally the students and make them do something in case of an emergency situation. Marinette showed her charisma when they were trapped and lead others to escape in “Darkblade”, while Adrien was able to lead the scared and transformed students to help Ladybug and attack in “Reflekta” episode.

They both still have insecurities and underestimates themselves despite how awesome they actually are. I know that it’s supposed to have the audience relate to them and make the viewers think “I’m much more awesome than I think I am”, but see this: Adrien is actually the top placer, but seeing Marinette’s skill with video games suddenly made him feel that he sucks at it (well, either Marinette is just that good or Adrien doesn’t really think much of his video game skill). Marinette still thinks that Adrien will be disappointed in her if he finds out she is “Ladybug” despite all the accomplishments she had done as “Marinette”. Of course, we supposed to have humble heroes with silly to normal insecurities to make them more vulnerable and easy to relate for the audience.

They are both sweet children, but they can act really petty when jealous. For me, this pettiness is more for audience amusement and ship tease, but it also showed more their “human” side and this little bit of flaws makes it more interesting. I don’t need to mention what they did in Copy Cat, The Bubbler and Volpina, right?

They are both raised well and cherished by their loving parents. Yes, Adrien too. Despite the conflict he is having with his father right now, take note that it’s implied that his father is not usually so cold and distracted. Adrien said that his dad “changed” when his mom disappeared. So I guess they were a loving and happy family until the disappearance of Mrs. Agreste and Mr. Agreste who is already over-protective (he prefers Adrien to be home schooled after all), became even more strict. I wouldn’t have add these since it’s normal to have parents that love you and is not a trait these two strictly shares (their parents’ way of expressing love are different too) but not everyone has a good family. Unfavorable parents are as normal as good ones so hey, that counts… right?

They’re both popular? Ugh, I don’t feel like adding this since it’s too cliche of an answer but it’s still one of their similarities. I don’t need to explain Adrien’s popularity or Marinette’s popularity as “Ladybug”, but Marinette can be considered pretty popular if she is voted for Student Representative. And considering the deeds she had done at school, it wouldn’t be surprising if students think good of her and has great reputation. 

In conclusion, these two kids are great with lots of potential but both don’t really think that highly of themselves and thinks their hero counterparts are better. It’ll be great to see the two actually make each other realize how awesome they are and have them appreciate themselves better (like how Adrien/CN comforts Marinette/LB every time). I do hope there will be a reversal episode where Marinette/LB does the support this time for Adrien/CN.

Maybe there’s supposed to be more, but this post is pretty long now. If you think there’s more to add, feel free to reply and add it xD

EDD: Heh heh, sorry everyone…
EDD: I didn’t mean to make so many people worry.

TOM: Ahem.

EDD: You included, Tom.
EDD: I guess I was just really excited to get this blog up and running!
EDD: I’m doing excellently, thanks for asking!

TOM: I’m alright.
TOM: Thanks for not asking.

TOM: !!!

EDD: What was that about not getting any questions?

TOM: …

TOM: Next question.

TOM: Ugh, that wanker.

EDD: Oh, uh…
EDD: To be honest, it’s been pretty difficult letting him back into our lives.
EDD: Especially after…
EDD: He, uh…

TOM: Blew up our old house, killed our old neighbor, permanently scarred my left arm, and denounced his and Edd’s friendship in front of the whole street.

EDD: … Yeah. 
EDD: That.

EDD: But I still have faith that Tord can change!
EDD: I think there’s a really good person under that, uh…
EDD: Decidedly destructive exterior.

TOM: You and literally no one else.
TOM: Honestly Edd, sometimes I think you’re too nice for your own good.

EDD: Yeah, maybe.
EDD: Still-

EDD: I really appreciate you giving Tord the benefit of the doubt, even if just for my sake.
EDD: I mean, Matt, too, of course,
EDD: But I’m pretty sure you always had a bigger beef with him.
EDD: It really does mean a lot to me.

TOM: Uh…

TOM: Yeah.
TOM: Of course.

charity-angel  asked:

Oh, please, by the Force, please let Obi-Wan be disappointed in the dancing at Hondo's because he can do better. And demonstrates it :)

He was drunk.

He was so drunk that he was pretty sure that their drinks had been laced with something stronger then alcohol because one and a half ale did not cause Obi-Wan to get drunk.

‘Should have known a bunch of pirates would get you drugged…I should warn Anakin.’ Obi-Wan sulked as he watched the dancers that were moving around the table and…ugh they were terrible, honestly just terrible.

Obi-Wan could dance better, he could do a much better job.

A hella good job too!

“Ah! You look pouty my friend! The entertainment not to your liking?” Hondo wrapped an arm around Obi-Wan’s shoulder, grinning at him like the self satisfied and most likely to betray them pirate he was.

Swinging slightly glassy eyes at him, Obi-Wan gave a loud snort that seemed to echo a bit between the laughing and hooting of the rowdy pirates drinking around them. “You have karked dancers, I can do better.” He lifted his mug and took a big swallow, ignoring Anakin suddenly swinging around in his chair to stare at him.

Hondo laughed loudly and patted him on the shoulder. “If you say so my master Jedi, how about you prove it?” He chortled, obviously not believing Obi-Wan would do such a thing.

Obi-Wan looked down at his mug, raised his brows slowly…and then he shrugged. “Why not.”

Placing his hands on the table, Obi-Wan smoothly pulled himself up with the Force and landed on the table on his feet in an easy jump before Anakin could stop him, the knights hands hovering in the air with his mouth open, locked on the word he had been about to say.

Hondo’s brows hit his forehead in surprise and then he rocked back on his heels, arms crossing over his chest in surprise and amusement. “So if he falls off the table, its not my fau-” The captain choked on his word as Obi-Wan sashayed down the table, the redhead smirking.

Now, Anakin knew his master could be sex on legs, Anakin knew that Obi-Wan could dance like someone raised from the cradle to do so and he knew that Obi-Wan.

But it had been some time since he had seen his master dance with this kriffing war.

The way he could twirl on light steps, gracefully avoiding the cups and plates on the table, hips undulating, hands moving along his sides with a half lidded eyes and teeth catching his bottom lip in a highly suggestive look.

Kark, everything about Obi-Wan was currently highly suggestive.

“My friend.” Hondo leaned his hands on Anakin’s shoulders, eyes never leaving Obi-Wan as he twirled with ease around one of the other dancers. “Are you sure I could not tempt Master Kenobi into working for me?” He leered.

He wasn’t the only one.

“Try it and I’ll cut your head off with my fancy laser sword.” Anakin growled quietly under his breath.

The captain laughed loudly even as Obi-Wan suddenly knelt, leaned forward and stole someones glass with his lips and teeth, easily tipping his head back and swallowing the content before dropping it into his hand with a happy smirk on his face.

‘Kark, I either need to save Obi-Wan from these pirates or just…save him.’ Anakin snorted and then firmly snagged his master’s wrist and pulling him down into his lap, catching him tightly. “No master.”

“Awww Anakin.”

“Boooo master Jedi!”

Anakin just flipped the laughing and booing pirates the middle finger.

anonymous asked:

It may sound stupid but it warms my heart that Harry adores Uma like he does. He looks at her totally mesmerized. He has the upmost respect for Uma. Here is this girl whose life has been awful, who was made a mockery of by an entire populace thanks to that shrimpy bs, her mom even compares her to Mal and says shes worthless! So I love that Uma has someone loyal like Harry, who genuinely cares about her, in her corner. The fact hes always been there too since they were kids is important imo.

this is not stupid at all bc like SAME??? i love his devotion to her so much and this ask literally is amazing bc it puts into words one of the reasons why their relationship is so great. lbr, uma’s in a pretty shitty situation surrounded by a bunch of complete assholes, so having harry there for her just ugh..its great. like, she has power on the isles but i can’t help but think she’d probably still be super insecure about keeping it and being strong and good enough and just while she’s worrying and stressed, harry stops her from being consumed by it. i’m not gonna lie, the “in her corner” thing made me a bit emo bc just imagining uma vs. everybody and having to fight every day except she doesn’t have to do it by herself bc she has harry (+ gil who messes up but is still good-natured at heart). 

when they were younger, uma probably had so many insecure moments that she probably overcame with harry’s help. i’d like to think there’s a moment when they were kids when mal was bullying uma where afterwards harry just wipes away uma’s tears and tells her that no matter what mal says, she is good enough and evil enough and that the people around her are idiots for not realizing it. 

even when they’re older, i feel like harry can just tell when uma’s doubting herself (she hides it much better now, but he can always tell) and he’ll pop up immediately to reassure her that she’s a goddess among men. kinda like this:

uma: [slightly forlorn sigh]

harry, knocking on the door immediately after: hey, just here to tell you that you’re amazing and you can do anything you set your mind to. and also that i’ll skewer anyone who attempts to tell you differently. alright, love you bye.

uma: :)

Kill ‘Em With Kindness - PART SIX

Originally posted by clutterbucky

Bucky Barnes x Reader

  You had been detected. You were now on their radar.  You were recruited for one mission only.  You’re trained and put to the test.  With your background, everyone realizes it was a mistake recruiting a college student who would soon be faced with the thing that drove her to kill in the first place.

Warnings: violence, swearing

Word Count: 3,292

“You are the most beautiful person I have ever seen… I want to ruin you.”

“You’re too late.”

A/N: so, I drew the protagonist’s suit! Just imagine the Tony Stark touch and you’re good to go! ENJOY!


Flashback- 3 years ago.

    “Y/N, it is literally every girl’s dream to study abroad in Paris!” Lucy exclaimed.  You shook your head and grinned at her.

    “Ugh, but it’s just too pretty!” you matched her pitch.  Walking down the streets of Paris with dozens of shopping bags in your hands, you and Lucy took to sight-seeing.  It was Lucy’s honeymoon.  Her husband was the C.E.O of one of the biggest companies in New York City, just behind Tony Stark’s legacy. Lucy met him when they hailed the same taxi, and she would never let you forget how her love story was one for the books.  She always promised you would experience the same. You had just turned 18 and even though this was Lucy’s honeymoon, she dragged you to Paris as a graduation gift.

    “Maybe you’ll meet someone here! C’mon, Y/N! Live life to the fullest!” Lucy giggled.  You rolled your eyes and pushed her shoulder.  

    “I should get my degree before I even think about romance,” you explained.  She groaned and threw her head back.  You smiled, your eyes crinkling and your teeth showing.

    “Romance never comes at the wrong time!” she said.  

    “Lucy, you know damn well that’s not true,” you smiled.  She shrugged her shoulders and adjusted the multiple bags in her hands.  

    “I’m just saying.  My baby sister is going to start college soon and I’m off living the dream,” Lucy mentioned.

   Your mouth fell open and you punched her arm playfully.  “Are you saying I’m not living the dream?”

   She laughed, “No! Oh my god, I just meant that I feel like our life is going by so fast and I’m already near my mid-life crisis, hence ‘the dream’.”

    The playful nature between the two of you was never outdated.  Ever since you two were placed in foster care, you were inseparable.  A family would take you in, drop you two, and then the cycle began all over again.  Once Lucy turned 18, she dragged you out and rented a small apartment in Queens.  While she struggled with two jobs, you finished high school.  Luckily for the two of you, as Lucy would gloat, she met Mark before you entered college.  He offered to pay for your education and groceries, letting Lucy take care of all the apartment’s needs.  You were fond of Mark and you were happy that Lucy was happy.

    “I was thinking Germany,” you replied.  

    She stopped walking abruptly.  You turned to her and walked back to her.  

    “What the fuck you gonna do in Germany? You don’t even know German!” Lucy exclaimed, trying to catch her breath from laughing so much.  You grabbed her arm and started walking beside her.  

    “Just seems cool, you know?” you said.  She nodded and looked up to watch the birds flying over your heads.

    “Then we’ll come and live in Germany for a while,” she mentioned.  You turned to her wide eyed.  

    “You can’t just leave New York!” you tried to explain but Lucy stopped you.

    “Anywhere you go, I go, remember?” You smiled at her, and leaned your head on her shoulder.  

    Ten minutes passed before you reached a secluded alleyway.  You and Lucy turned around and headed back the other way.  When stepping out of the alleyway, a large black van almost ran the two of you over.  Lucy launched backwards and covered your body with hers.  The two of you stood looking at the van as it made a U-turn and headed towards the two of you again.  Dropping your shopping bags, you clutched Lucy’s hand and ran to escape the van.

    Both of you whimpering as the van got closer, you contemplated whether to detach and run in different directions.  They couldn’t follow the both of you.  

   “We should split up!” you yelled.  Lucy whipped her head towards you and nearly dodged a trash can in the middle of the sidewalk. 

   “Like hell we’ll split up! What part of ‘anywhere you go, I go’ don’t you understand?” she yelled.  You only nodded, holding onto her hand for dear life.

    The van made a sharp turn, cutting the two of you off from running any further.  You stopped before you rammed into its side, backing away with Lucy.  You two were about to turn and run the other way but the side doors slid open and four armed men stepped out.  

    “Run and we’ll litter the bullets,” one of them spoke.  You glanced at Lucy who only squeezed your hand tighter.

    “Where’s your husband?”

    Lucy choked on the sob she accidentally let slip.  You had never seen her so scared.  

    “We won’t ask again… Where is your husband?” they repeated.

    Aiming the gun at you, he removed the safety.  Lucy stepped in front of you, removing your hand from hers and putting both her hands in the air.

    “He’s not here,” Lucy truthfully answered.  

    “Bullshit.  Tell us where he is or else you’ll be picking up your little sister’s brains.”  You whimpered and clutched the back of Lucy’s shirt.

    “I’ll take you to him… Just don’t hurt her,” Lucy said.  

    “No, no! Lucy, no,” you cried, trying to step in front of her.

    “I’ll take you to him,” she repeated.  You choked and tasted your salty tears.

    “Just take me,” Lucy stepped towards the men.  They grabbed her and quickly tied her hands together.

   “No, please! Don’t take her!” you tried to grab her arm but a sharp, metallic object connected with your temple.  You fell backwards, clutching the side of your head.  You looked at your blood-stained hand and then back at your sister.

    “Stay here! Don’t you dare try to save me!” Lucy screamed.  You shook your head and stood back up, only to be knocked to the floor with a swift kick to the chest.

    “Y/N! Please, listen to me! I’ll be alright!” Lucy tried to reassure you.  Her words were overshadowed by a loud pop and a shriek.  With one swift turn, they had twisted Lucy’s left arm to the point of dislocation.  You yelped and tried to get up.

    “Lucy, please,” you begged, watching as the men picked her up and threw her into their van.  Standing up one last time, you scrambled to the van before the doors closed.

     “If we don’t have your husband, we get her,” one of the men told Lucy while roughly turning her face towards his.

    You didn’t hear her anymore.  All you saw were black dots, the stinging sensation in your neck sending you to the floor while your whole body violently shook.

    Hours.  It took hours before you woke up in a sweat surrounded by worried strangers.  They had left you in the middle street.  You tried to stand up quickly but the pain in your head sent you back.  The strangers tried to help you stand but your dead weight prompted them to drag you to the sidewalk instead.  

    “They took my sister,” you choked out.  You shook your head and smacked their helping hands away from you.  “They took my sister!”

    You filed a police report.  Mark rushed into the station to see if you were okay.  You were frozen.  Your face hadn’t changed since you walked through those doors.  Mark explained to you that they wanted him, not Lucy.  They took her so he would be forced to sign a deal with them.  They took her and you couldn’t save her.  

    You woke up on the floor.  You groaned and massaged the elbow you fell on. You stared at your ceiling, holding your arm, and tried to calm yourself.  

   You sat up slowly, your face still scrunched up in pain.  You shook your head.  You just wanted to forget. Tap. Tap. Tap, tap.

    “.- .-. . / -.– — ..- / — -.- .- -.– ..–..” Are you okay? You stood up and tapped out a response.

    “-.– . … .-.-.-“ Yes.

    Not a lie.  You were physically fine.  

    That morning, you were called down to the lab.  You hadn’t spoken to Tony since he snapped at you so you prepared yourself for another battle.  Instead, Tony was accompanied by Bruce, the two of them looking proud of themselves.

     “What’s up with you guys?”

    Tony turned around, “Oh, Miss Y/L/N! You made it.”

    “I live two minutes from here.”  Your voice was dripping with sarcasm.  You didn’t want to fight but that didn’t mean you had to follow all the rules.

    “I’m going to ignore that.  Bruce, show the girl.”

    Bruce took off his glasses and smiled towards you.  He inched closer and held his hand out to you.  With confusion written all over your face, you stared at his empty hand.

     “We have something to show you,” Bruce stated.  You took his hand and he guided you to the back of the lab, where a mannequin stood loud and proud.  Your eyes bulged out of your head when you saw what it was wearing.

    “Is that my suit?” Gaping, you walked around the mannequin and inspected your suit from top to bottom.  “Damn, you went front Target to Gucci.”

    Your typical black and dark green suit had major alterations.  The collar was popped up, resembling that of an evil queen.  Green lace traveled down the arms, the end red and meant to wrap around the knuckles like a fingerless glove.  A ‘lips’ emblem was sprawled across the chest and a red belt hugged at the waist.  The rest of the suit black, the only contradiction being at the middle of the thighs where the green pockets matched those of a garter. The texture of the suit was like Peter’s.  Finally, a long zipper was found at the back of the suit and there were no detachable shoes, meaning you would have to step into the suit altogether.

    “Why didn’t you put the zipper in the front?  Someone’s gonna have to zip me up each time,” you laughed.  The two men looked at each other.

    “Punch that emblem in the middle of your chest and it’ll zip you up without any assistance,” Tony said, punching buttons on his tablet.  You smiled and felt the suit.

     “You modeled my suit after Peter’s,” you stated.  You looked towards Tony with a dorky grin on your face, waiting to hear what Tony had to say about that.  Tony smirked and casually answered you.

     “Yeah, so? I reused the design, sue me.”

    You chuckled and asked if you could try it on.  Bruce took the suit off the mannequin and handed it to you.  Excitement filled your soul and you didn’t even step out of the room to undress and throw the suit on.  Bruce turned away but Tony took a quick peek.  

    You squealed, the schoolgirl attitude you had covered for so long revealing itself.  You hit the emblem and watched in awe as the suit hugged your body, the collar making you look sinister and the garters making you look irresistible.  

    “Mr. Stark, oh my God! I can’t thank you enough!” you launched yourself towards the working man, surprising him and yourself when you leaped into his occupied arms and wrapping your arms around his neck.  Bruce adjusted his glasses and chuckled but he held his arms out when you stepped off Tony and leaped to him as well.  He caught you, showcasing his confusion to Tony who only shrugged his shoulders.  

    “I got to show this to Bucky!” You exited the lab and ran down the halls, the smile on your face highly contagious those who crossed your path.  Once in the kitchen, you scanned for Bucky but only found Steve.  

    “Look, look, look!” you cheered, stepping in front of Steve in a superhero pose.  He took in the sight of you and tried to match your excitement.

    “You look incredible!”

    “I know!” You raced out of the kitchen and to the gym.  It seemed like Bucky was nowhere to be found so you modeled for Sam, Natasha, Wanda, and even Vision before you saw his shaggy entering the elevator.  

    You patted your suit down to search for a knife or any new object to stop the elevator doors from closing.  Finding nothing, you groaned and reached for a leftover tablet and threw it.  To your astonishment, the tablet stopped the doors from closing just in time.  Bucky was stunned and stood there wide eyed until he saw you.  You skipped towards the elevator, your giddiness rubbing onto Bucky.

    “Open them,” you pointed to the elevator doors.  Bucky placed his hands on either side of the elevator doors and pulled them open.  You caught the tablet and stepped inside.

     “I didn’t think that would work,” you admitted, shaking the tablet in the air.

     “Well, it scared the hell out of me.”

     When Bucky pressed the button for a floor, you twirled and shook your body slightly so Bucky could see the suit and its movements.

    “You look great.”

    “Just great?”

    “Fucking brilliant, doll.”

    You bit your bottom lip to keep from smiling like a mad woman and instead laughed along with Bucky.  Seeing the elevator still had a good five floors to ascend, you pushed Bucky to the wall and kissed him.  He was taken aback but quickly caught on and gripped your hips closer to his.  You pushed yourself closer, allowing him to put his hands on your neck instead.  When he reached for your face, your collar blocked his path.

    “Oops,” you giggled against his lips.  You stepped back and pinched the collar of your suit, flaunting it towards Bucky.

    “Take it off, doll,” he flirted and the elevator doors opened.  

    “Whoops,” you stated, hitting your emblem and walking out of the elevator as the suit pooled around your ankles.  You bent down to grab the fabric, carrying it in your arms.  You turned to walk away from Bucky who you left stunned, frustrated, and quite giddy as well.

     You were asked to train in your suit with Natasha.  You tucked as many knives as you could in the pockets of your suit: under your armpits, on top of your wrists, the sides of your ribcage, your hips, the sides of your shins, the bottom of the boots, and the back pockets.  The knives ranged from only a limited size, none larger than a regular kitchen knife.  This was useful, considering they retracted and bent at your command.

     “Where are you going to carry your guns?” Natasha asked.  You furrowed your eyebrows and continued tucking the knives into your suit.

    “I don’t use guns,” you stated.

    “What do you mean you don’t use guns?”

    “I don’t know how to use them,” you replied.  You were trained in hand-to-hand combat with the most personal weapon a person could use to kill another human being.

    “You don’t know how to shoot?” Natasha gaped at you.  She looked worried and you tried to shrug that off.

    “I didn’t see the need.”

    “You need to learn as soon as possible,” she said.  

    “Natasha, trust me.  I don’t need to.”  She scoffed and handed you the gun strapped to her waist.

    “Shoot that target.  You miss, you learn.”

    You stared at the gun, turning it in your hand and closing your eyes.  You never enjoyed this weapon, its heaviness and size intimidating you.

    You raised your arms and aimed the gun at the target.  Thinking back to your training, you closed your left eye and saw that the gun was centered in the middle.  You shifted your arms to the left slightly and shot.  You missed the middle of the target by a few inches, cursing yourself.

    “That’s not bad.”

    You sighed, “I take too long to shoot.”

    “We can fix that,” Natasha stated, taking the gun from you and attaching it back to her waist.

    “I’m trained in hand-to-hand combat, Natasha.  Guns aren’t my thing.”

    “They need to be… trust me.”

    “Just shoot for me,” you joked.  Natasha chuckled but the seriousness in her eyes told you that you would soon be shooting and stabbing people when you fought.

    “Hand-to-hand training… where did you train?”

    “I already told you. Germany,” you said.  Natasha shook her head.

    “No, where? Don’t bullshit me, Y/L/N.”

    You bit your lip and fiddled with the pocket knife near your wrist.  “I studied abroad in Germany.  After they took my sister, I wanted to learn how to defend myself.  I was angry, broken, and stupid.  I followed the best martial arts competitor at my school to his hide-out one day.  I wasn’t allowed to leave until I promised not to tell anyone.  After a few days, I learned they relocated underground.  I followed that, too.  I begged them to teach me.”

     That was the most you had ever spoken without someone replying or stopping you.  You continued, “They taught me the basics. Flips, kicks, punches, stabbings… you name it.  They forbid guns.  They said that if we couldn’t take someone down with our bare hands, we didn’t deserve to live.”

    Natasha nodded, but the next hour was spent on teaching you how to shoot.

    Sunday night.  Everyone was called down to the conference room with very important news.  Everyone was grumpy considering it was close to the building’s bedtime.  All were in their pajamas besides Thor and Vision, the two just coming back from a mission.

     “What’s this about, Stark?” Steve took a seat besides Bucky, who was secretly holding your hand under the table.  The small gesture warmed your heart but your face remained blank.  

     “We know who planted the cameras.”  

     The atmosphere in the room changed immediately.  Everyone was now more alert, forgetting about the lack of sleep they were experiencing.  You felt Bucky squeeze your hand.

    “Who was it?” you asked through clenched teeth.  

    Tony clicked his screen and brought up two videos.  You leaned forward in your chair and squinted your eyes.

    “What am I supposed to be looking for?” you asked.  The video was simply angled towards the entrance of the compound and the people entering were people you saw every day.

    “Watch.”  Tony sped the video up and stopped it when the image of a woman with a baseball cap, her eyes facing the floor.

    “Who is she?” you asked, watching as she maneuvered her way through countless of guards with skill.  You stared at the video in bewilderment.  How could she have gotten passed everyone?

    “No idea.  When she entered the building, she used a duplicate I.D card from a woman that already works here.  The owner of that I.D. showed up to the party.  Facial recognition didn’t match this woman to the I.D.”

    The time mark of the video flashed a date that raised confusion.

    “Wait, that’s dated to a week before I even arrived here,” you surveyed.  You stood from your seat and let go of Bucky’s hand.  

    “That’s why we’re so worried,” Bruce commented.  Your chest was rising quicker than normal.  You were getting nervous.

    “They knew I would come here?”  That wasn’t possible.  Peter didn’t mean to get you captured.  There was no way they could have predicted this.

     “That’s not possible,” a new voice sounded from the corner of the room.  Peter hugged his sweater and his face matched yours.  Confusion struck everyone.

    “The second video surprised us more,” Tony said, dragging the second video to view.  The woman was standing outside what was to be your new bedroom door, a HYDRA patch advertised on the arm of her leather jacket.  Your eyes widened as she typed in the correct code to your room and entered.  

    “Why the hell is HYDRA after me?” HYDRA didn’t kidnap your sister.  They couldn’t have.

    “We looked up your incident,” Tony said.  Your heart fell and you looked to Bucky for relief.  He took your hand in his once again and tried to control his breathing as well.

    “Your sister’s husband… He made a deal with HYDRA.”


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Summary: All Jessica wanted was some pizza rolls, but first she had to peel a drug-addled teen idol off the floor. (or: everything good Trish ever learned, she learned from Jessica.)

Read at AO3. 

Jessica trudged through the door, boots dragging and bookbag crashing against the marble floor of the foyer. Dorothy would’ve scolded her about making scuff marks, but sadly, what she didn’t see wouldn’t hurt her. It was Friday and time to toss off the week’s bullshit, so she made a beeline for the kitchen with a hankering for some inexplicably delicious cardboard flavored junk food. At least that was the plan. But of course, bullshit was inescapable in the Walker home, and as she passed by the sitting room, she saw something that forced to stop in her tracks.

She sighed dramatically. Maybe next time, Totino’s. As much as pizza rolls of questionable nutritional value called to her, she figured she should probably do something about the busted up, glassy eyed child star slumped by the couch.


It wasn’t an uncommon occurrence lately, and it pissed Jessica off each and every time. Not so much at Trish. They had reached something of a truce, a friendship even. They weren’t some twee secret sharing bosom buddies kind of shit or whatever, but what they had was still… nice. It was good to have a friend. Jessica had always hung out with a small group of other social outcasts, but they were never tight, and they got all weird when she came back to school after the accident. She and Trish hadn’t known each other before that and had only gone to the same school in the barest sense of the word. Trish was usually away filming or doing publicity, and they ran in entirely different social circles when she was actually there. Jessica had assumed she was some stuck up, empty-headed, spoiled rich kid with an oversized ego and probably a cocaine habit to match.

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anonymous asked:

Sheila what is your favorite cosplay of Sylar and Sylar, whats your favorite cosplay Sheila has been in?

Sheila: Thats tough! He’s so good and handsome and sexy in all of em. UGH. OKAY WELL HUX is pretty amazing. Maybe I’m biased cause its the one hes done more recently but I love it. I love Corvo and Loki too. 

But I may have to with his Hazama. The costume just fits him SO GOOD and he seems so comfortable as that character. I love seeing him in it. 

Sylar:  I have to pick Rey and Hawke. Rey because I love her with all my heart. And Hawke because Sheila is so much like Hawke all the time. 

Let’s pretend it’s still Inktober 2k17: where I attempt to draw 1 pic each for the first 30 chapters of Owlet’s The Long Road Begins At Home.

Chapter 26: Return, reunion, and a gendered meal

Flying Sam’s ‘manly meal’ skews heavily toward protein. They eat bivalves, which feel weird in the mouth but are accompanied by interesting condiments.

“Don’t chew them!” flying Sam says, laughing. “Maybe one chew. That’s it. Otherwise you’ll be all day.”

“Oh my god, we used to cook these things like civilized people,” Rogers says, wiping his face clean of oyster juice.

He’s laughing too. That’s good.

“I am sorry, Steve, but cooked oysters are not a sign of civilization.”

They talk so much that Barnes gets the entire container of sauce with the tiny, chopped onions all to himself. He follows the advice and only chews each oyster once. Still pretty weird, but not without merit.

[my Infinite Coffee fanart thus far] [my other stuff]

My personal thoughts on all of the Nicktoons (so far as of May 2017)
  • Doug: Cute, sweet show. I love it. Sad how it tends to be labeled as "boring" now- it's still a great show. And of course it kicked off the whole "slice-of-life cartoons" trend so that's pretty cool. And yes, I did like the Disney version. But it's nowhere near as good as the Nick version.
  • Rugrats: Probably one of my favorite cartoons ever. Funny, clever, great characters, great music, great '90s aesthetics, and Klasky-Csupo's style is perfect. One of THE best Nicktoons..too bad it got dumbed down in 2001. Ugh...it was such a great show and then I don't know what happened there. Rugrats in Paris should've been the finale. But...even the later episodes are better than it's spin-offs.
  • The Ren and Stimpy Show: While I'm not the biggest fan of most gross-out shows, I LOVE this one. I'm pretty much with Mr. Enter on how most gross-out cartoons seem to be TRYING to be R&S but rarely getting it right. The characters are hilarious and it's so weird, it's funny. But the less about Adult Party Cartoon; the better.
  • Rocko's Modern Life: Amazing show and I'm really excited for the TV movie...whenever that's coming out. I love the visual style, the music, the characters, and I'm sure I love it even more as an adult than I did as a kid (and I did love it as a kid)
  • Aaahh!!! Real Monsters: Another great show (really, Nick was at it's highest point in the '90s, but the early-to-mid '90s especially). Love the characters, the intentionally ugly style...it's just great. Shame it tends to be so underrated.
  • Hey Arnold!: One of the greatest cartoons ever and probably the best Nicktoon ever. I love how it never tried to shy away from more mature themes that other kids' shows wouldn't try touching and it did a great job at it. Looking forward to the Jungle Movie, and of course...Helga was the best.
  • KaBlam!: I loved it as a kid. As an adult, I REALLY wonder why. The wraparounds try way too hard to be "hip", just akwardly shoehorning in references attempting to be the next TTA or Animaniacs, but falling completely flat. Characters were annoying but the voice acting was awesome. I do need to give the show credit for making me a ska fan. Most of the individual shorts kind of sucked but Action League Now! was hilarious and The Off-Beats was cute. And of course...
  • Life With Loopy: Yes I had to give this it's own mention because it's just that good. Nick really needs to give this one it's own series because the campy and surreal nature mixed with the overall sweetness was just a perfect blend, and the animation style was pretty awesome. The title character is just so perfect and so underrated. And I LOVE how aesthetically '90s the whole show is.
  • The Angry Beavers: Another one that's pretty underrated. I always really loved this show. I love all the banter and ad-libbing between Norbert and Daggett. And the music was great. I still listen to "Beaver Fever" and "I Think I Like You" now and again (also...Salem and Zim as beavers. How could you go wrong there?)
  • CatDog: Everyone hates this show but I really loved it. I love the character designs, CatDog themselves, and the theme song is NEVER going to leave my head. Sure, it's no Rocko or Hey Arnold!, but it's still a funny show.
  • Oh Yeah! Cartoons: Unlike KaBlam!, this one had different shorts in every episode rather than just four main short series, so it would take too long to go over all of them (not to mention that a good chunk of them aren't even online!). A lot of the shorts on this show were really funny and had some great visual styles. And Mina and the Count still needs a TV show.
  • The Wild Thornberrys: Really loved this show; I was the "animal kid" in my class so obviously I really liked this one. I just really love Klasky-Csupo. The movie was awesome and so was the show.
  • SpongeBob Squarepants: One of the funniest cartoons ever. While it got annoying seeing it become a schedule clog, the earlier episodes are still great. I heard that it got itself out of seasonal rot (look, let's pretend most of what came in-between the movie and the second movie never happened), but I rarely watch Nick anymore so I wouldn't know. Let's hope so.
  • Rocket Power: Not one of my favorites as a kid or as an adult (I wasn't really into the extreme sports craze), but my friends really liked it so I watched it with them and yeah, I enjoyed what I saw. It does have it's funny moments and while it's incredibly cheesy and way too late '90s/early 2000s that it hurts, it's a fun watch just for the cheese.
  • As Told By Ginger: A great show that I don't think I really appreciated enough until I got older. I guess I was just a LITTLE too young when it was new and by the time I was older and getting more into it...the show got cancelled. It's a really great show and one of Nick's best slice-of-life shows.
  • The Fairly OddParents: Really funny...for the first four seasons. S5 was when it started to slip and everything after that just got worse and worse. I still have fond memories of watching the older seasons and they're still good...but let's hope that jump to Nicktoons meant something.
  • Invader Zim: Great show, great animation, great character designs...did NOT deserve to be screwed over. I'm really looking forward to the TV movie. But...while I do love GIR (though he's not my #1 favorite character), the whole Hot Topic worship of GIR was pretty annoying. Let's face it- 2006/2007 on the internet was a bad time.
  • ChalkZone: Really cute. Admittedly I like the worldbuilding elements and characters a little more than the actual episodes (I did love all of S1 though; I think it was the best season), it's still great. S4 was...not the best though. From what we know about the canned S5, it was probably gonna be a lot better but...Nick had to be Nick. Let us have S5, already. And really- why didn't we get a ton of Snap merchandise?
  • The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius: Good show but I liked the movie more. Had some really funny moments and is so aesthetically early 2000s that it's pretty fun looking back on.
  • My Life as a Teenage Robot: Loved this one and I wish it got more recognition. Jenny was absolutely adorable and she was a hero to me as a kid (okay, looking back...I'm sure I had a crush on Jenny). Sad that the network treated it like shit.
  • All Grown Up!: The special was good. The first season was pretty good. After that I felt like I was reading glorified Rugrats fanfic. All it was really was "Ginger Lite" as ATBG was dealing with the heavier stuff while this was all the leftover stuff. Rugrats was great and had an interesting premise. AGU! was more of the same.
  • Danny Phantom: This was the last Nicktoon I REALLY loved as a kid. A really good show that could've gotten even more awesome had it's own creator not fucked it up. Ugh...I want a revival but PLEASE let it be by Steve Marmel and not Butch. Also Sam was like...my hero...as a preteen. And I've got tons of purple and black in my wardrobe (and the same purple lipstick) now that may or may not have been influenced by her (well, that and/or the fact that those are my favorite colors anyway). Like many others...I totally had a crush on Danny as a kid.
  • Avatar the Last Airbender: Okay, admittedly...I was never into this show. But I praise it for it's themes, animation, story...while I personally couldn't get into it, it still is a great show and probably the last really good Nicktoon for a while. And yeah- we don't talk about that movie.
  • Catscratch: I didn't really see enough of it but what I saw I liked. Wanted to see more but it came and went really fast.
  • The Xs: While the previews for it looked pretty good, I...did not like it. I watched it when it premiered and everything but it was a letdown. Felt like they were trying WAY too hard to make their own version of The Incredibles but with Erin Esurance-esque animation. Voice acting was great though (I noticed that Wendie Malick was the saving grace for TWO bad 2005 cartoons)
  • El Tigre: Okay this was RIGHT around the time I was starting to lose interest/outgrow Nickelodeon. Had a great premise and could've been a really good show and I was looking forward to it, but it felt like tons of other flash cartoons at the time and the voice acting could've been a lot better (great talents- direction-wise though...). Maybe if I were a younger kid when it came out, I would've liked it more, but...it was annoying. But the creator has made some other great stuff and I STILL need to see The Book of Life. I'm kicking myself for not seeing it in the theaters due to my work and college schedule.
  • Tak and the Power of JuJu: Didn't play the games but I already knew the franchise was pretty much dying by the time the show came out. It was awful. And we never heard from Tak again...
  • Back at the Barnyard: The movie had it's problems but was at least watchable. The show was just annoying and unfunny.
  • The Mighty B!: Unpopular opinion, but...I really loved this show. It has problems, but there was something about it I couldn't hate. Bessie was just such a great character. Wasn't a big fan of the grossout elements but otherwise it was really funny. Not a great show, but I was entertained enough.
  • Rugrats Pre-School Daze: YES THIS IS A REAL SHOW. Ugly art style (I'm pissed that K-C didn't use their signature style and went for something more "cutesy"; it just looked awful), bland writing, and really not a very interesting series. No wonder why it only lasted four episodes and didn't even air in the US until 2008 after all the episodes were released direct-to-video as bonus features on those Tales of the Crib DVDs (the less about them, the better). All it felt like was a desperate attempt to keep a dying franchise alive.
  • The Penguins of Madagascar: I was pretty neutral to the Madagascar franchise- saw the first movie in theaters and it was alright; wasn't dying to see the sequels so I never did. The show however never did anything for me.
  • Fanboy and Chum Chum: While I was already losing interest in Nick around 2005-2007, this was right around the time where I was officially done. I was a teenager at this point and not into this stuff anymore, but I stuck around for the old SpongeBob or FOP rerun and well...guilty pleasure Mighty B!. Then they changed the logo. And then this show came out. God...it was SO annoying. Annoying theme song, annoying characters...animation style would've worked a lot better if it was in 2D rather than CGI; it just fell way too deep into the uncanny valley for me. I wouldn't say this was the final nail in the coffin for me though; it was definitely the logo change.
  • T.U.F.F. Puppy: Didn't like it. Jokes weren't that funny. I did love the character designs though.
  • Planet Sheen: Sheen didn't need a spinoff. This was one of the worst ideas ever.
  • Kung-Fu Panda Legends of Awesomeness: Liked the first movie (I need to watch it again), haven't seen the sequels but I should. Was bored with the TV show.
  • TMNT: Haven't seen it but I've heard nothing but good things about it. Maybe I should check it out.
  • The Legend of Korra: Heard it was pretty good, but as I wasn't really into Avatar I probably wouldn't be too interested.
  • Robot and Monster: Never saw.
  • Monsters vs. Aliens: Saw the movie and it was...alright. Didn't think it was warranting of a TV series. Didn't watch it.
  • Sanjay and Craig: Saw some of it while waiting for another show to come and...I never wanted to watch it again. Not a fan of the character designs and it was really unfunny. But it's better than Breadwinners.
  • Rabbids Invasion: I did like the Rabbids games as a preteen but...by this time, I don't think they were that popular anymore. Didn't watch it. How is it still running?
  • Breadwinners: Worst Nicktoon ever (so far). Ugly characters, awful animation, shitty writing...how did this get greenlit? Nick...just because "it's for kids" doesn't mean "we can half-ass it"
  • Harvey Beaks: What's this? A GOOD NICKTOON? Yes- it's such a cute show with cute character designs, really nice animation...it's got a nice, nostalgic feel to it while also feeling like something brand new that Nick hasn't done. I'm pissed that it was screwed over.
  • Pig Goat Banana Cricket: Like Monsters, I like how it's "intentionally ugly" and some of the jokes/line delivery managed to be pretty funny, but is otherwise pretty meh to me overall. I'd like it more if I were seven, because hey, that's the show's target audience.
  • The Loud House: I'm glad it has positive representation (thank you for including gay parents in one of your shows, Nick!), but otherwise it's just too bland and cliched for me. Nice character designs; animation could be better. Again, I'd probably like it more if I were in the target audience.
  • Bunsen is a Beast!: Haven't watched it. Don't plan on it, either.

Part of a new AU series -  Keep Calm and Love

Negan x reader (y/n - your name)

You need a job. He needs a new artist. You both need each other. But will it work?

2600 words

Warnings- Sexy aesthetic, Negan language, unprotected sex, hopefully not too tame for Negan Smut Week!

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anonymous asked:

What fanfic tho 👀 rec me some pls omg

Here’s the ones I read so far that was really good. I’m pretty sure most people have read it already ‘cause the stories are famous.

  1. Eyes on Me (This is what i’m referring to lol be ready)
  2. Conviviality (This honestly needs part 2)
  3. Sharing is Caring (The 2nd part here got me wreckedt)
  4. Angels and Demons (I love how the story progressed here)
  5. Let’s Not Fall in Love (This too! <3 DADDY TOP UGH)
  6. Dinner With Friends (This is a gtopreader fic)
  7. You Like? (One shot but it’s a good stuff!)
  8. Not Experienced (I GOT SHOOKT HERE TOO)
  9. Bang Bang Alley (Newest fanfic I guess? I love the story!)

S/N: I’m too lazy to read tbh, I only read one.. it’s a Moonlovers(Scarlet Heart) fanfic (ITJOTD) and constantly wait for its update.. but the stories mentioned above got me sho0kt so yeah i’m recommending it lol.