but this is what i heard lol

an creebypasta

I was playing this old copy of ccytus that i found at a flea market somehow and i opened up the game and instead of the title music i heard ‘ur gona fuckin die’ really loud through my speakers. i thought it was a glitch lol so i continued and tapped the screan to go into the menu. wen igot to the menu there were only 3 hcapters: chapter 1, chapter 2 and chapter……g

“Qhat” i said aloud “ Theres no chapter g in Regular ccyrus whats with this shit is it… new?? new contemt?”

i decided to play it anyway bt when i opened the chapter it crashed my tablet and the ladt thing i saw before it turned off was loire from sounb voltedx :///

i webt to sleep that night but was woken up by my tabket turning on which was! very strange! i decided to go see what was Hapening so i turned on the tablet and opened Cyrtus and i joticed that “'chaoter g”’ was MISSING :0 unfpazed by this, i went into chaptet 1 to play some Good Old-Fashioned Organic Free-Rabge Ververg Hard Lv9 and thatsn when….. IT HAPPENED

About halfwya into the song, the music cut out and ifelt a Mysterioud presence in my house and home.. the music sufddenly came back but it was DIFFERENT and By SHIRON and the whole game was fifferent too… a fuckignSDVX cab had MATERIALISED IN MY ROOM where my tamblet was!!!! i fuckin… co tinuted to play because Lol itd A Glitch haha

bUt THE CHArt wadnt ververg… and the song wasnt verwvrg… it was GEOMETRIA EXH and loire was therw and he stabed me in yhe dick with a BIG GLOWING SWORD and everyone on the bus clapped

anonymous asked:

I don't get why people think Isak is so innocent. I'm pretty sure Snakesak will help Sana with revenge. Did people forget season 1 where he destroyed Eva's reputation and he even went as far as sending her a hate letter written in blood with a pad on it, (so she thought it was a girls period blood) it hurt her so bad that she even wanted to drop out of school. Isak was really shitty back. Or when he left weed in Eva's house when he heard the police coming to the party, what a great friend....

Hey love!

It wasn’t Isak who sent the period letter!!!! I mean hahaha how would the dude even get period blood? lol

It was Iben!

but yes Isak was a snake and part of that was because he hated who he was and wasn’t in a very good place. Luckily his season watched him, grow, learn and develop into the most beautiful angel we know and love. But everyone does shitty things and makes mistakes 

it’s how we become the wonderful people we are

but in saying that I kinda feel like snakesak might just rise again to help out his bio buddy <3 

orrrr he will get hacked

orrrrrrrr he will give our angel some advice and be a good friend for her which stops her from doing something she might regret

lets seee

anonymous asked:

imo I think will solace is like kind of a toxic character especially when it comes to nico, what are your opinions on will

?? no…i don’t find him toxic at all. i’ve heard people criticize him for being like open about dating nico when nico doesn’t want to be open about it, but i frankly find that to be a misinterpretation of the significant annoyance conversation. nico was being cheeky, but he quite obviously has no problems with being public with will or he wouldn’t be public with will lol.

anonymous asked:

(Non-sims alert!) Sooo I know that probably no-one will care about this but I was in class today and I received a text, so I unlocked my phone to check what it was. Instead, I pressed the "play" button on the music widget and I had the volume set at max EVERYONE HEARD THAT TRASHY SONG AND UUUUGH I feel so bad about that! Sorry for the non-sims ask, I just needed to tell someone and I know you are open to any kind of asks and are always willing to talk. Thank you ♡

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anonymous asked:

LOL at Sam and Dexter filming you in case you did something to them. What they should fear is you telling the truth - just like you always do. Truth = real power.

They were shook up all day about it I heard. I guess they didnt expect us to roll into Chiang Mai and didnt expect us to forget what they had said online and via PM and certain facebook groups.

So, there’s this relatively new member of our team who’s a gossip fanatic, she’s always around chatting everyone up and then reporting the juicest news and hot details she’s given, which is a demeanour our main client is pretty bothered by, therefore she always makes sure to shut up and behave around them.

Two coworkers of mine, me, the Big Boss and our client were arranging and planning a few things, when she burst into the room, not noticing the BB and the Client, who were at that moment having coffe behind the door and she went “ooooh, you know what they say about Louis Tomlinson not actually being the father of his child? Looks like it’s true after all, even though it’s been ages!”

We didn’t have time to gesture to her, that my client appeared from behind the door all frowny and straight faced “yeah, the same ages it took you to dig this oh-so-shocking information up, with that quick, sharp rate of yours you’ll have to start working on the next campaign tomorrow morning if I want it out before 2036″.

Reylo is fine.

Rian Johnson said there will be no romance that is central to the storyline in The Last Jedi – that doesn’t mean there won’t be one at all, and in fact we know a central romance was the plan from the get-go*. Johnson went on to specify the absence of a Han and Leia dynamic, and how there would be no relationship like that.

Reylo is fine. 👍

The Vanity Fair writer name dropped two very popular ships, St//rmpilot, and of course Reylo, when quoting Johnson above. Most people are reading this to mean that these ships specifically won’t happen, when NO WHERE is that said. Period. Reading comprehension is fun!

[Note: St//rmpilot WAS actually debunked by John Boyega and Kathleen Kennedy/Lucasfilm, but Reylo has NEVER been discounted… quite the opposite].

Reylo is fine. 👍

JJ Abrams has said a central romance* was “no doubt” in the works since the beginning, and it has existed before Finn was created. Unlike Jedi Killer [Kylo Ren] and Kira [Rey] who both have been CENTRAL figures since conception. 

[Note: F//nnrey was debunked before conception and again a few years later by John Boyega].

Reylo is fine. 👍

The Databank and canon sources [novelizations and commentary] provide irrefutable statements that Rey and Kylo Ren share a mysterious connection, that their destinies are intertwined, that Kylo feels compassion for Rey, that she senses his vulnerabilities, and the hints at redemption keep coming … all of these facets exist to make their relationship THE MOST OPEN TO POSSIBILITIES, and nothing that was revealed in the VF article hinders their potential. They will continue to have “a very interesting relationship moving forward.”

REYLO IS FINE. 👍 👍 👍

Ok so, fun fact(WHAT?): Shakespeare invented somewhere around 1700 words. Now I’ve made up atleast 2..? It’s extremely frustrating trying to make up new words, most of my “fictional” slurs turned up in a dictionary or on the urban dictionary. Not that English is my first language, but couldn’t I at least have “squally”? Well anyways, the important thing is that you remember where you heard “wigin humbreg” first, I think it’s really gonna catch on!

Every Miraculous Ladybug Episode Ever
  • *opening theme*
  • *Marinette does something clumsy while talking about how much she looooooves Adrien*
  • Her hot friend who should be a main character: You should tell him you like him!
  • Marinette: OMG NO BECAUSE OF REASONS
  • Adrien, conveniently nearby: lol, I'm hot and so is that Ladybug chick. We know nothing about each other and routinely lie to each other and our closest friends. That's a solid premise for a relationship if I ever heard one!
  • Someone, somewhere in Paris: *experiences a single moment of negativity, no matter how petty or temporary*
  • HAWKDUDE: HELLO NAUGHTY CHILDREN, IT'S AKUMA TIME
  • Evil Villian: Hello, I am Ridiculous Name von Badfic. Prepare to be minorly inconvenienced!
  • *recycled animation sequences*
  • Chat Noir: M'LADY.
  • Ladybug: my life is a dumpster fire
  • Chat Noir: *terrible puns*
  • Ladybug: I'm rethinking every decision I've ever made.
  • HAWKGUY: This time my plan is sure to work even though it never has before and I keep doing the same thing over and over!
  • *fighting*
  • Ladybug: LUCKY CHARM *gets a random object* LOL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS?
  • *thinly veiled use for the item appears*
  • Ladybug: Gotcha! *recycled animation sequences* No more evil doing for you, little akuma.
  • Chat Noir: So Ladybug you wanna f--
  • Ladybug: LOL BYE
  • *credits roll*

the most unrealistic things in 13 reasons why:

-teenagers covered in tattoos
-clay not binge listening to those cassettes

Identifying Kpop Rappers:

These are only some like the ones i know

Zico: Z-I-CO!

Jackson: *husky ass voice that doesn’t match his looks* lol this is probably most rappers

Sehun: *insert iconic English line here*

Ravi: Rrrrrrrrrrravi!

Bambam: Double B

Mino: OKEY DOKEY YO! try to tell me a song more lit than this

Jooheon: JOO-HEON

T.O.P: *rapping faster than anything you’ve heard*

I.M.: I am what I am / IM!

Suga: A to the G to the U to the STD

G-Dragon: Skrrrtttt!!!! I’m sorry I couldn’t help it

Gray: *whisper* Graaaayyy~

Kyung: aaight!

Yongguk: Chyeah

Minho: DIBIDIBIDIS

Jay Park: It’s Seattle to Seoul

hamilton characters as club penguin bans
  • Washington: Stop screaming children it will be over soon
  • Jefferson to Lafayette: I could kill you right now, no one would hear you scream, I could go back and pretend to be you, they wouldn't even realize you were missing
  • Hercules: Fashion police, you're definitely under arrest
  • Aaron: You're tearing this family apart, god damn why can't you do it right
  • Alexander: 911 what is your emergency, what do you mean you're being murdered, people can't do that.
  • Jefferson: Put it on the menu
  • Alexander: You should jump cos no one likes you lol
  • Angelica: When I see stars I think of you, because you're only beautiful from a distance
  • Peggy: I heard you like the bad penguins, I don't want to brag but, I didn't sign up with my parents permission
  • Alexander: Help I can't swim
  • Angelica: Your point
  • Alexander: I'm drowning
  • Angelica: And I'm reading
  • Hercules: I live a hard life and work a dangerous job, i work as an officer for the fashion police
  • Angelica: That's not a good thing
  • Seabury: Thank you all for coming *no one is there*
  • King George: Have you ever heard of stranger danger
  • Aaron: Girl r u trash bc I want to take you out
  • Alex: I poisoned one of our glasses but I forgot which one
  • John: The way this dinner is going I hope it's mine
  • Madison to Jefferson: What the fuck purple
  • Eliza: Magic mirror, will I ever find love
  • Mirror: Ask again later
  • Alex: I like you
  • Ang: Me?
  • Eliza: No he meant me
  • Hercules: Dora your never going to get there with boots
  • Maria: I'm sensing you're a bit of a bitch
  • Hamilton: Can I pay you in swag
  • Eliza: What the flipper
  • Peggy: Why would you swear like that
  • Maria: Was abandoned, is alone and sad
  • Washington: Locked up because my eyebrow game was to strong
  • Jefferson/Aaron: Smooth as butter
  • CS AT THE ALTAR THEY’RE REALLY DOING THIS
  • THE LOOKS ON THEIR FACES THEY CAN’T STOP SMILING JUST HEARTEYES AF
  • “They say a captain’s heart belongs to his ship, but with this ring it now belongs to you” 
  • The violins in the background I’M ??????
  • “Just because you learn you came from True Love doesn’t mean you believe you will ever find it. But thanks to you, now I have” *DIES*
  • SHE’S EQUATING THE MOST ICONIC TL COUPLE TO WHAT SHE HAS WITH HOOK
  • THANKS TO HIM SHE FOUND TO TRUE LOVE. THANKS. TO. HIM.
  • “FOR ALL ETERNITY.” Not till death or for as long as you both shall live because lol been there done that, but FOR ALL ETERNITY
  • HOOK SAYING “I DO” WITH SUCH REVERENCE AND SHAKING HIS HEAD LIKE HE CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING, LIKE SAME
  • EMMA SAYING “I DO” WHILE SHE’S ON THE VERGE OF TEARS AND CAN’T EVEN BREATHE #RELATABLE
  • “I now pronounce you husband and wife” HAVE YOU EVER HEARD ANYTHING MORE ICONIC
  • THEY KISS AND HE DIPS HER LIKE THE SMOOTH MFER THAT HE IS GIVING THEM THAT MOMENT THEY DESERVE
  • IN SUMMATION

Nalu

**warning: this was supposed to a cute quick post about Nalu but I ended up getting too deep on Natsu’s side of things woops ¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

If you ever have doubts that Natsu and Lucy love eachother in the more than a friend type of way just remember drunk Lucy gets all blushy and excited & has hearts all around her because she thought there were 2 Natsus

call me crazy but I’m pretty sure you don’t react like this to people that are just your “friends”

you don’t just get heart eyes for anyone aight like she’s so in love 

also I’m not even going to began to talk about those bedroom eyes she gives natsu from time to time but here’s a post on that: 
http://lucielhyung.tumblr.com/post/159011956395/get-a-significant-other

remember wayyy back when Levy and Juvia tease Lucy about liking Natsu and Lucy responds with:

then fast forward to now

like she’s not even denying that she’s head over heels for him  hello
I really feel like at this point for her she realizes that she does indeed love him 


As for Natsu, for someone that is super expressive and speaks his mind, he doesn’t really show the same signs Lucy does. He hardly gets embarrassed or flustered, has no problem getting super close to Lucy’s face, or even seeing her naked except in the chapter 438 when Lucy’s towel fell off lmao he was hella caught off guard
It’s obvious that he does have a soft spot for her but is it the “more than a friend” type of way? Of course I could dig up anytime he’s been super overprotective of her, when future Lucy died and he cried, when he tried to kiss her bc Asuka was wanted them too, or even the time that him and Lucy fought Kain which people like to think is when Natsu realized he “loved her.” 
but I’m only going to talk about 3 moments (realistically 1 which you’ll see but I thought the other 2 moments were kinda significant) in particular that make me believe that Natsu does see Lucy as much more than a friend:

When Natsu dug up a rainbow sakura tree for Lucy when she was sick

Ok so this moment isn’t necessarily me trying to prove Natsu was/is in love with Lucy especially since this was still in the early episodes and I’m one of the few that believes they barely even acknowledged their “feelings” once Natsu returns from his one year training mission after Tartaros 
but can we just talk about how ROMANTIC this was?? and they both didn’t even realize it? Natsu straight up dug up a huge ass tree, put it on a boat, and sent it Lucy’s way because she was too sick to see them herself. when will your otp that’s actually canon ever

Natsu letting Lucy wear his scarf

OkAYY also with this one I knowww it’s just a cover and not even in the actual story BUT I still think it’s important because Mashima put it there for a reason!!
Natus’s scarf, the thing his deceased father made him, the thing he treasures so much that he neverrr has it off even when he’s swimming, the thing both Lucy and Gray made sure to get back to him because they know how much it means to him, THE THING HAPPY CALLED LUCY A MEANIE FOR BECAUSE SHE ACCIDENTALLY TOOK IT OFF WHEN SHE WAS TRYING TO KICK HIM OUT OF HER BED and now she’s wearing it 
idk I feel like Mashima putting this is his way of showing us just how much their bond together has grown

When Natsu thought Lucy died

Alright so out of all the Nalu moments in the entire series I feel like this is the one where we truly see just how important Lucy is in Natsu’s life. Remember Zeref revealed that they were brothers and that if he were to die, then so would Natsu. Natsu was going to attack anyway until a crying Happy stopped him saying that he didn’t want him to die and Natsu basically agreed to temporarily retreat.
Fast forward to the moment Natsu thought Lucy was dead, he cries and then END is awakened. And the first thing he wants to do is finish off Zeref. 
Natsu KNOWS that if he kills Zeref, he will die as well but at this point he doesn’t care because he thinks Lucy is dead. But really think about this. Natsu, the person that is always telling people to not give up and more importantly to LIVE, too not DIE for your friends but to LIVE for them, was basically heading into a suicide mission. way to be a hypocrite natsu lol
“You can’t stop me anymore! No one can!” that line really got to me because I feel like it just shows how hurt he was. He really didn’t care about what would happen to him anymore, where not even Gray could reach him.
He didn’t want to live in a world where Lucy didn’t exist.

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Me watching "Kiss him not me" with my mom
  • Mom: *notices how main character really likes BL*
  • Mom: hey Mia, u two r really similar
  • Me: how?
  • Mom: y'all both like BL
  • Me: wh-h-what r u talking about?
  • Mom: Yuri on Ice is BL
  • Me: ...but it's not true BL
  • Mom: how would u know?
  • Me: oh, (junjou romantica)
  • I don't know (love stage)
  • I just (Sekai ichi hatsukoi)
  • heard of a lot...
  • Totally never read them
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • .
  • Mom: *squinting* such a lie
Texts Between Bros- Julian Dahl Edition

(All of the blames goes to THIS post.)

Jonas: Isakyakiiii

Isak: what up bruh. Also Magnus I need my bong back, man.

Jonas: do you remember Kristoffer?

Isak: i have never heard that name in my life.

Mahid: you also suck at remembering names. it took you like 3 months to remember mine

Isak: i also didn’t like you 

Mahdi: yeah feeling was mutual

Even: Isak didn’t like you? 

Mahdi: hell no. paranoid that I’d steal jonas from him

Jonas: KRISTOFFER. used to comment on all of your insta pics isak?

Isak: ????

Jonas: juliandahl.

Isak: OH LOL. Yeah i remember him! whatever happened to him?

Jonas: he got boyfriend and then broke up with him and then stopped me in the hall today to ask for your number

Even: what

Isak: I KNEW IT. I knew he had a thing for me!

Jonas: apparently big time.

Isak: he was cute. tall, brown hair, denim jacket.

Even: i’m super cute too… tall…brown hair… denim jacket

Jonas: clearly isak has a type

Mahdi: Jonas: tall… brown hair… denim jacket? 

Even: well fuck

Isak: <3 <3

Magnus: Isak buddy i may have broken your bong. Also Even don’t worry we all know you’re the cutest

UNDERRATED KPOP BOY GROUP RECOMMENDATIONS

Thought i’d pop in to tell anyone that sees this about some great groups with some great bops that don’t seem to be as popular as they should be imo

B.I.G - These boys are SUPER cute and very sweet. They’re really talented, and they have about 6 (give or take) videos for 1,2,3 (their latest song), one being them on exercise bikes. So Good.

Songs I Recommend: 
- 1,2,3
- Taola 
- Are You Ready

Originally posted by leegunmingroove

VAV - Now, I recently found this super talented, visually stunning cute group, and I haven’t gone back since. Who needs a bias in VAV anyway? 

Songs I Recommend: 
- Flower (You)
- Dance With Me

Originally posted by jang-peng

Topp Dogg - Now, I’ve loved these freaks for a while now and they STILL don’t seem to be loved by the masses? The members are adorable and their musical style can be literally anything, they’re just all round amazing.

Songs I Recommend: 
- Flower
- The Beat
- Rainy Day 
- Open The Door

Originally posted by fytoppdogg

Day6 - Maybe I’m wrong with calling them underrated … oh wait, I’m not. They’re the kind of group where people of heard of them but haven’t really listened to them. Trust me, when you listen to them for real, you’ll love em’. 

Songs I Recommend: 
- Congratulations 
- Blood 
- Shape Of You (Cover)
- She Will Be Loved (Cover) 

Originally posted by helloday6

Varsity - Relatively new. Super SUPER cute. Their comeback stage performances are great. If you’re looking for a new rookie group, here ya go. 

Songs I Recommend: 
- Hole In One

Originally posted by definitelythis

The Legend - Like the name says; legendary. They’re cool and look like power rangers in the dance practice for Crush On You, who doesn’t want that? The members are too cute for their own good.

Songs I Recommend: 
- Crush On You

Originally posted by allthekpopgifs

Madtown - STAN THEM!!! I’ve loved madtown for eons and when I say to stan them I really mean it. Seriously. They’re too underrated and underappreciated. They are literally amazing. Yes yes madtown yes.

Songs I Recommend: 
- New World 
- OMGT 
- Stunning

Originally posted by mdtowngifs

IMFACT - These boys do it all. Cute, sad, weird. They’re such a cute set of guys and they pull off all their musical styles really well. They’re easy to love and are worth giving a listen to. 

Songs I Recommend: 
- Tension Up!
- Lollipop
- Feel So Good

Originally posted by chaoticcassidy

KNK - They are literally so cute. Super cute. And so very good at what they do. I was sold at their debut and have been since, they’re really really good and that’s all I’ve got to say.

Songs I Recommend: 
- Knock 
- Angel Heart
- Back Again

Originally posted by softseong

UP10TION - Extra, cute and funny boys that serve looks and real good music. If you haven’t already, hit them up!!

Songs I Recommend: 
- So, Dangerous 
- Holic 
- Catch Me!

Originally posted by malegroups

AND, last (but not least, I might make another list lol) ……

CROSS GENE - Even though everyone and their mother has probably heard a cross gene song once in their life *cough* Play With Me *cough*, they are SUPER SUPER good and so so cute. Stanning cross gene will bring you no regrets, at least, no big ones. Maybe. 

Songs I Recommend: 
- Noona, You
- Play With Me
- Ying Yang
- Amazing Bad Lady 

Originally posted by sweetsangho

Hopefully if ya read the list you didn’t already know all the groups and got some recommendations. Even if you do know them, spread the word. Help them get more recognition for being GREAT!~

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Horror

Pairing: Peter x Reader

Requested by @spiderzenslaya

Warning:


Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has added Peter, Y/N, Steve, Thor, Natasha, Vision, Sam, Wanda.

Clint: Anyone up to watching a horror movie?

Natasha: Your face is a horror movie.

Natasha: And yes, I’d love to see a horror movie.

Clint: Awww I didn’t know you love seeing my face ;)

Peter: I’m in, if Y/N’s in.

Y/N: I’m in if Peter’s.

Peter: oh no

Peter: my message delivered first!

Y/N: dammit!

Y/N: Decide!

Peter: No, you decide!

Y/N: Do you want to watch a horror movie or not?!

Peter: Only if you’re there!

Steve: Oh for crying out loud, I order both of you to watch the damn movie.

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