Summary: Professor Stilinski is definitely not expecting to
see his favorite porn star among the students of his Human Sexuality class.
Notes: Inspired by this ask. I don’t do power imbalance, so
nothing happens until Derek is out of Stiles’ class. Also, while there are
mentions of porn, there is no actual smut in this. Sorry. (On AO3)
When Stiles pushes open the doors to the lecture hall, it’s
completely empty. He blinks down at his watch in surprise, and realizes he made
the walk across campus faster than he realized. There’s always an adjustment
period at the beginning of every semester, where he figures out where his
classrooms are and how long it’ll take to get there.
Well, he might as well utilize this time, then. He sits at
the desk at the front of the room, and gets back to writing his proposal for a
class on the influence of society on gender.
He gradually hears students come in as he works, but he
keeps focused, because he knows he has at least another ten minutes before
But when he hears a student ask, “Hey, are you the
professor?” he has to look up, and he begins to wish he’d done it a lot sooner.
Matsuura Kanan When spring comes and it’s getting warmer, doesn’t it just make you want to go somewhere far away?♡ Even when you can’t travel, you embark on something new - to me, spring is definitely the season of new beginnings. Soon, before I get busy with diving again, I want to travel with you♡ Places she would like to travel: Maldives, Palau, Great Barrier Reef
Tsushima Yoshiko If I, the Fallen Angel Yohane, used my pure black wings, I’d be able to fly to even hell in just a flash - but that would just be boring♡ I favor a laid-back journey on the train! But when you’re with me, the little devil Yohane, you’ll never know what will happen - it’ll be a mystery tour♪ Places she would like to travel:Hokkaido (Tasty food!), Hawaii, Tokyo
Kunikida Hanamaru I generally get lost when I go to unfamiliar places as I’m bad at getting around by myself. But, if someone’s with me, I love viewing sceneries I’ve never seen before♡ If I get drowsy while looking through the window, I’d be happy if you woke me up, zura♡ Places she would like to travel: USJ, Tohoku, Shikoku (Shikoku Pilgrimage♡)
Sakurauchi Riko I’ve always lived in Tokyo and when I moved to Uchiura, I lived a life full of beaches and mountains for the first time. I’ve completely fallen in love with nature♡ I think there’s still a lot of wonderful places in Japan to visit, so I’d be happy to tour all over Japan♪ Places she would like to travel: Kumamoto, Fukuoka, Tohoku
Watanabe You Ever since I was small, I’ve aspired towards becoming a ship captain. So when it comes to where I want to go, it’ll definitely be on an adventure~♡ I’d pack a sleeping bag on a huge rucksack - I hope I can experience various things on the way! I’ll dive into the seas of the world and take a splash♪ Places she would like to travel: Pacific Ocean, Antarctic Ocean, Patagonia!
Takami Chika I’m a hot springs inn girl, so if someone mentions a trip, hot springs come to mind♡ “I want to go to hot springs here and there~” is what I’d normally think, but truth is, the place I want to go to the most is where μ’s went to, New York!! Dreams have to be big after all, don’t they?♪ Aqours will also work hard towards Love Live! and get to New York!♡ Places she would like to travel: New York, Tokyo, Kusatsu Onsen♡
Kurosawa Dia The place I would want to go to is a city with a big art museum. I think I want to spend time leisurely there, feeling the flow of history and the exquisite exhibits around me. I’m certain I’ll even lose track of time passing by. Learning through the past - as always, good things stand the test of time. Would you like to join me? Places she would like to travel: Paris, Madrid, London
Ohara Mari I’ve lived in a foreign country for a long time, and I love port towns. It’s an exciting place where various cultures mix and many tastes clash to create new sensations♡ I’ve also been excited a great deal here in Uchiura♪ That’s why this time, it’s my turn to give you that excitement♡♡ Places she would like to travel: Yokohama, Kobe, Singapore
Kurosawa Ruby I love idols a lot, and so I want to go see the idol stages all over Japan~!! I’m sure it’ll be an exciting trip from the very first step♪ The way to the idol stages is a shining road of the stars! I want to shine soon too~♡ Places she would like to travel: Tokyo, Osaka, Nagoya
Source: Dengeki G’s Magazine March 2017 issue Translated by
XiantheMiguel QC by Lucia Hunter
✕ summary: You’re playing on your phone until your best friend takes it from you. What happens when you try and get it back?
✕ notes: please don’t be too harsh on me!! This is my first time writing fanfiction!
“I’m bored” Jungkook whines, walking over to the sofa and
sitting across from me. Turning my attention away from my phone and to him, I
trail my eyes from his messy brown hair all the way down to the black t-shirt
and grey sweatpants he was wearing. Saying Jungkook was attractive was an
understatement. This boy was downright beautiful.
I licked my lips, snapping
myself out of my thoughts before shooting him a quick smile before I answered.
“Then go do something.”
He rolled his eyes at me. “Wow, I wish I would’ve thought of
that one, good one y/n”
Sorry for so many updates today, but just thought I’d post this as a good comparison! The first picture I made in May, and the second is when I just finished recreating it! It’s crazy how much improvement can happen in a few months when you stop being lazy
You ever get so bored that you feel like you could kill 27 people and then mail their body parts to the police station?
Serial killers do. Get that bored, I mean. The whole deal with psychopaths is that their brains don’t handle dopamine correctly. That’s the chemical that makes you feel pleasure. They get so starved for stimulation that they keep trying crazier and crazier shit just to fight the boredom.
What does this have to do with 2017 America? Am I saying that Donald Trump is a serial killer? No, of course not.
Hey, you know what happens when you read something really enraging on the internet? You get a hit of dopamine. And even though it’s a “bad” feeling, you immediately want to feel it again, because anything is better than being bored. Well, people who know how to manipulate this mechanism rule the world. Here’s what you need to know now.
Wow. Dumb Dean was on full display in last night’s episode:
Dean: “One, weird that you know how much underwear I packed. And B, it’s two in two: doesn’t count if you flip them inside out.”
If you’ve ever watched “Home Alone”, the main character, Kevin, has an older brother, Buzz, who is not too bright. And this is something that is displayed throughout the movie, but what stood out to me the most, was a scene where he said this:
Buzz McCallister: “No, for three reasons: A, I’m not that lucky. Two, we use smoke detectors and D, we live on the most boring street in the whole United States of America, where nothing even remotely dangerous will ever happen. Period.”
Basically, when a writer wants to portray a character as…not very smart, they do what you see in the above examples.
We get it, Davy Perez. You don’t think Dean is smart. But not only is he not smart in your episodes, he’s also not very good at killing the bad guys because all of the big kills have gone to Sam in every last one of your episodes. Which is interesting because for writers who portray Dean as…um…not too bright, they usually allow him to kill things. He is the brawn after all, according to some. (And this is from someone who doesn’t usually focus on how many kills Dean gets. I’m usually more concerned with whether or not Dean is a competent hunter.)
She looks so bored (again) and we don’t know what’s happened after the last arc but dear Kaneki, did you tell her to take care of the shop again, while all the others are actively working on stuff and Tsukiyama gets to play cyber war with the CCG? I really hope you did not. And you better not avoid talking again…
Entertainment of the night. This is what happens when these guys get bored. xD Jay Park spamming Crush’s Instagram live and they exchanged I Love Yous. And then there’s SNSD’s Taeyeon who’s been spamming the chat trying to get Crush to shout out to her but then commented with an angry emoji and left when she saw how easily Jay got Crush to reply back to him lol!
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals - sounds that say listen to this, it is important.