but this is too funny and i had to

  • Jungkook: Jimin
  • Jimin: Yes?
  • Jungkook: Jimin
  • Jimin: What?
  • Jungkook: Jimin
  • Jimin: what??
  • Jungkook: JIMIN !
  • Jimin: What???
  • Jungkook: JIMIN!!!!!!!!
  • Jimin: WHAT!??!?!?!?!!?
  • Jungkook: JIMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jimin: OH MY GOSH WHAT?!?!?!?!?
  • Jungkook: JIMIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Jimin: I’M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS IT?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!!?
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: Tell me.
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: Tell me.
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: TELL ME.
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: ...
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: is it because I yelled at you?
  • Jungkook: ...
  • Jimin: Look, I’m sorry- mmmhpph
  • Jungkook: *kisses Jimin*
  • Jimin: *Kisses back*
  • Jungkook: *Leans back*
  • Jungkook: *whispers in Jimin’s ear* I love you
  • Jungkook: *walks away*
  • Jimin:
  • Jimin: ... We’re dating...
  • Jimin: ..we live together..
  • Jimin: ..we’re getting married next month..
  • Jimin: *sigh*
  • Jimin: ...
  • Jimin: *smiles*
  • ...
  • ...
  • ...
  • Jimin: I LOVE YOU TOO IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTS Reaction To: Aeroplane Sex.

- Request: bts reaction to you wanting to have sex in the plane bathroom, during the flight? -

Thanks for requesting!

JIN.

“You want to what?!” Jin asked, completely shocked by your request to have sex in the bathroom of the aeroplane.

“Please, Jin..” You begged.

Jin simply sighed. “I promise, once we get to our hotel, I’ll take care of you then. Just wait a little longer, Princess.”

Originally posted by googlebts

SUGA.

Yoongi gave you a confused look, wondering why on earth you would want to have sex in the bathroom.

“Why? The aeroplane bathrooms are too small. Your just going to have to be patient.”

You weren’t happy with his response, folding your arms and giving him an annoyed look. Although what Yoongi said was true, you were not having any of it. Yoongi rolled his eyes.

“Fine. I’ll do it. If you go in there now, I’ll meet you in about five minutes.”

Originally posted by yoonmin

RAP MONSTER.

Namjoon laughed, finding the whole situation hilarious. However, though he found your idea funny, he was still willing to do it.

“Okay, baby, just don’t be too loud. We don’t want anyone hearing us, do we?”

Originally posted by knjedits

J HOPE.

Once you asked him, Hoseok had trouble understanding why you couldn’t just wait till you both got to the hotel. It took a bit of convincing before he finally gave into the idea.

“We have to be quick. And don’t even think about screaming ‘Daddy.’”

Originally posted by hose0k

V.

Taehyung was even thinking about the idea himself, but he wasn’t too sure if you would be up for it. So when you asked, he felt slightly relieved.

“I love it when you’re needy for me. Wait for me in the bathroom and I’ll be there soon.”

Originally posted by myloveseokjin

JIMIN.

Jimin wanted to do it, but he was a little afraid of being caught. He knew he wouldn’t be able to face the embarrassment if the both of you had been caught.

“I don’t know, Kitten.. You’re too loud.”

Originally posted by jmins

JUNGKOOK.

“No. We aren’t doing that.” He rejected the idea straight away, a little shocked you even thought up the idea. You tried persuading him more with your begs, and soon enough he let out a huff. He placed his hand on the upper of your thigh before speaking.

“How about for now I let you have my fingers? I know you love them.”

Originally posted by jeongguksjeons

Good news: I officially have a job offer to start next Monday!

Bad news: b99 comes back on Tuesday and because I’m in England and it’s now airing later I won’t be able to watch it live.

Good news: I’m only gonna be working half days on Wednesdays so I can watch it in the afternoon!

Small disaster

Titel: Small disaster
Warning: Kids… Bad english, probably bad grammar xD
Summary: Patton, Roman and Virgil is trying to take care of a small Logan. Logan as a child was truly something. 
A/N: It is 1000 words and edited at 20.00. I’m done and hate the ending… Well I hope at least someone like this… @emo-space-trash maybe @softbludemon wanna read too…? Feel free to tell me wtf you think about it…

Patton knew kids were hard to handle. He thought he would never get any real child since he was a part of another person but apparently, he was wrong. For some reason he woke up to crying, from a small child. He quickly found Logan on his normal sized bed under his black cover and his head of the two normal pillows. Patton could only giggle as he walked over to the young child.
“Lo?”
“MO!” The voice was light and Patton didn’t know how to react. “Mo!” Oh god oh god oh god. Patton picked him up and-
“Oh god…” Apparently his outfit didn’t sink with him. His shirt was now a long dress for Logan. He looked cute with his purple hair and too long -nearly dress shirt.
“We are gonna get Virgil make you new shirts and trousers for you… Come on” he held Logan close and walked to Virgil’s room.

Virgil hated to be woken up at 7 in the morning. He was ready to scream to get more sleep when he saw Logan.
“Sweet jesus…” He mumbled under his yawn.
“Virg, Lo is a kid and he needs clothes…” Logan giggled and held out his arms.
“Fine… Give me a shirt, I can make something…” Patton thanked him and took Logan’s shirt of and wrapped Logan in his own cardigan.
“We are going to get Lo something to eat, please hurry…” Virgil nodded, already up to fix Logan some clothes.

“What do you want to eat?”
“PASTA!”
“Pasta? In the morning?” Logan nodded and Patton sighed. “Maybe yoghurt?”
“NUHU!” the young boy pouted and looked away.
“Let’s get yoghurt…”

Ten minutes later and the kitchen was a mess. Logan really didn’t want to be good and threw his yoghurt everywhere. So now Logan was a mess, Patton was a mess, the kitchen was a mess. The worst part? Logan was gone.

Roman had just fixed his hair when he saw Logan. Covered in yoghurt.
“What the - SHIT!”
“P’INCEY!”
“Don’t touch me -” Logan’s lip started to shiver and Roman had to sit down so he was in Logan’s eye level.
“P’incey don’t like me?”
“I do just got scared… Should we go to Patton? You have his cardigan…” Logan nodded and held out his arms. “Euhm. No you are walking alone.”

Patton let out a sigh of relief when he saw Logan. He had cleaned up himself and the kitchen.
“There you are” Patton said and picked Logan up. Roman made a disgusted sound in the background. “Let’s wash you off dirty ape” he chuckled and took him into the bathroom. Washing Logan off was easy. Logan sat quiet in the bath and let Patton pour water over him and ruffle his hair to get the soap out. Logan didn’t make a sound as he played with whatever he could get his small hands on.

Half an hour later and Logan was clean and dry. Logan sat on his bed meanwhile Patton tried to find something to wear when Virgil rushed in. He held a black body suit, it looked small but still as small as Logan was. It was in the same black material as his normal shirt. It had holes for the legs, arms and for his head. The hole for the head had somehow been stitched with a black leftover piece because it was clearly smaller and more fitting for a child. It had white stitches where the holes was and under between the holes for the legs.
“Wow Virg that looks amazing…”
“I hope so… Let’s try it on Logan…” Patton nodded and picked Logan up from the bed.
“Hey Lo, Look what Virg made for you” Patton spoke so softly, so reassuring, he always used it to Virgil when he had a bad day.
“NO!” Logan jumped down and ran out, with no clothes on.
“Godamnit” Patton breathed out before the two adults were chasing a 3-year-old.

One minute, 5 minutes, 10, 20, 30 minutes before Logan was in Virgil’s arms. Patton put it on and surprisingly, it fit.
“Where is all the sound about?” Roman asked as he went down.
“Virg made Lo some clothes but Logan didn’t want to wear it…” Patton said pointing at Logan and Virgil.
“I thought that was a dream” Roman mumbled as he stopped next to Patton.
“We need to calm him down, he has a lot of energy that kid” Virgil said.
“Why not try to get Logan to draw? You like shapes and colours right Lo?”
“Shapes!” Roman chuckled and took Logan in his own arms.
“Yes shapes!” They both walked into the living room to get some stuff to colour.

Logan was really good at drawing shapes and colours. The drawings where all over the room and Roman was NOT happy about it.
“Okay play time over… “ Roman the kid up. “Let’s get you some food…”
“Good luck!” Patton said, already on cleaning up the living room.

Logan was happy with his pasta. Sure he ate with his hands but that was the least Roman could care about right now. Patton and Virgil sat next to him making sure he didn’t fall of the chair he was standing on. Roman would try to teach Logan how to eat normally, at least with a spoon or fork but failed all the time. Logan would throw the fork or spoon down on the floor or in Roman’s food. In the end Roman had given up on making the kid eat normally. Logan was giggly and the others were tired. It wasn’t Logan’s fault he turned into a child, and it wasn’t his fault he was so playful. Logan yawned when his food was gone.
“Tired lil guy?” Logan nodded and held his arms out. Patton took him and spun around. “Let’s get you to sleep.”

To put Logan to sleep was way easier then him as an adult. From all the running and giggles he fell asleep on the way to Logan’s room. Patton fell asleep fast too only to be waken two hours later by Logan.
“Hm?”
“You sno’e!” Patton chuckled.
“I love you too Lo…”

The day continued like that. Logan ran around in his body suit with looked funny. His tiny legs moving fast as he ran around. His small arms holding out every time he wanted carried or wanted something someone else had. At the end of the day everyone was collapsed on the sofa, tired of all the running. Well Logan might have eaten all the cookies while they were sleeping.

Thoughts on Rick and Morty “Morty’s Mind Blowers”

I actually liked Morty’s Mind Blowers more than Interdimensional cable. I honestly found most of the Interdimensional Cable skits to be too annoying, due to it’s random improv nature. I will admit I got a laugh out of Gazorpazorpfield. Mind Blowers still felt random, but at least it felt more scripted, and had less moments of characters just mindlessly stuttering. Most of the tv skits dragged on, but the Mind Blower scenes felt more funny to me at least.

I also loved the scenes in between the memories. It was funny to see Morty’s reactions to Rick trying to hide the memories he made, and how their fighting lead to them accidentally whiping each other’s memories.I especially got a laugh out of the memory where Morty was able to understand animals, I laughed so hard at the part where those squirrels were up to something dastardly, and they realize Morty is on to them.I also got a laugh out of the ending, especially when Summer basically pointed out how it’s no wonder it took too long for season 3 to get made and air

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I had been in a place where I was letting too many people dictate who I should be and what I should be, and I was trying to make everybody happy to the point where it was just killing me. I’d completely lost myself. It’s kind of funny now that people think I’ve completely changed myself for Marilyn Manson, when this is actually the first time in my life that I took a stand and said, “This is who I am and this is who I’ve always wanted to be, and I’m finally with somebody who lets me be who I want to be.”

spiritofthemeadow  asked:

i was so lonely when i was little, i was an only child and i lived on a farm, so i spent most of my time outside or watching tv. part of what i really love about your page is that it makes me feel like i had someone to share my childhood with. all of these small things are significant to so many other people too, it's really comforting. thank you so much for that.

aww, i’m glad i could make you feel less alone❤️ it’s funny how we all have very similar childhood memories, right? it’s a strange sense of solidarity and oneness, but i like the feeling. it makes me feel less alone too.

Types of crushes I have had

THE SUN: MAKE ME FEEL GREAT AND WARM BUT TOO NERVOUS THAT I NEVER TALK TOO THEM, PROBABLY THINKS I HATE THEM BUT REALLY I ADORE THEM, NOT PROBLEMATIC, OUT OF MY LEAUGE I CAN NEVER ACHIEVE THIS, SAW THEM AND WAS GOING TO WAVE BUT ENDED UP AWKWARDLY SALUTING (????) BC IM A FUCK UP

the WORST: nice to look at and the feels are all there but make it way more difficult than it needs to be, problematic, ruins my week, keeps me on a emotional hook but never plans on dating, only uses me to make them feel better.

Big miss steak: immature as fuck but thinks he’s really cool says they love art but really just like looking at naked women, they’re a garbage can, but REALLY GOOD LOOKING FUCCK

Spicy boi: pure evil but of course really hot, probably gets an erection when Donald trump talks, BIG YIKES, -100/10, would never recommend

Good ole awkward times: almost dated but then stopped talking REALLY AWKWARD AND WANT TO DIE WHEN U SEE THEM IN THE PUBLIC

anonymous asked:

Ah, mobtale and ut sans and swap Paps that have an Very Fashionable and photogenic SO, that tends to just, daydream a lot and do these poses naturaly because they have been educated by their grandma and grandpa and grandma and grandpa were a model and photographer and they just, kinda pose without really thinking now??? -💐

Coming right up! Sorry this took long, i have to admit, i got stuck on this one, haha.


MOBTALE

Sans/Shotgun:

Shotgun had to admit, he finds it ridiculous at how photogenic you are, but he thinks it goes to show how lucky he is to have a beautiful s/o like you. And who knows? Maybe you could help him choose his clothes too. Shotgun takes pictures of you randomly, wanting to see how photogenic you are, and isnt really surprised to find that you are very much photogenic- he keeps the photos in a hidden drawer, and saves it in his phone. Another thing he finds funny is when you just pose randomly, even while daydreaming, he takes photos of that, too, snickering.

When he finds out your grandparents were a model and photograoher, and trained you, he sighs and mutters how it made sense.

But all in all, nothing really changed much, he still kissed you and told you that you were beautiful. He still surprised you with kisses when you daydream, and snickers when he takes pictures.

UNDERTALE

Sans/Classics:

Like Shotgun, Classics probably takes pics of you randomly, seeing how photogenic you really are, snickering at how you pose randomly- but still beautifully. He keeps the pics on his phone, making it his wallapaper, and looks at it whenever he feels down and needs it. It never fails to make him smile. Whenever you guys leave for an event or just something mundane as shopping, he would want you to choose his clothes, telling you that any clothes you choose already makes him feel worthy to be with you- it’s only fitting for him to look fashionable-which is anything you pick for him- with his beautiful s/o. Classics brags about you, saying how beautiful you are, photogenic or no photogenic and saying how lucky he is to have you.

Hes a bit possessive, grabbing your waist and touching you a bit more physically- anything to make them aware you were his- whenever someone eyes you, he knows youre beautiful and gorgeous and everyway- and with you being so fashinable and photogenic, he’s a bit more jealous than usual. You’ll need to assure him that you love him and that you won’t leave him for anyone- and that he’s more than enough.

When he learns that you were trained by your grandparents, he wasnt really surprised, it actually clicked to him- i mean, you needed to learn it somewhere, right? But all in all, he didnt really pay it mind, continuing his day by telling you puns and making you smile.

UNDERSWAP

Papyrus/Stretch:

Stretch finds hilarious when you pose so naturally that you do it without really thinking, daydreaming while at it. He takes pics, of course, saving it like all the orhers and making it his background, even printing it just to cheer himself up when he needs it. He thinks he’s lucky to have you, and have you pose and take pics, telling you how beautiful/handsome you are and constantly. He snockers sometimes, when he watches you daydream and radomly take pics just to see you pose absent mindedly, he’s an arse like that,

Finding out you were trained by your grandparents wasnt really a shock for him, it made sense, after all. So nothing much changed. He’s a bit possessive, like Sans, but he trusts you no matter how anxious he is, you might need to reassure him like Sans, though.

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these r bad, but there u go 👌

  • Brienne: you're alive.
  • The Hound: yes. Fuck you.
  • Brienne: I had to protect the child.
  • The Hound: Me too.
  • Brienne: She's fine. She's murderous.
  • The Hound: ...Yeah. She is. :)
  • Brienne: :)
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#broducechallenge - super hot: choreography references

note: there are more references but these are my favorites :D