🍋 KITTY’S 72 CAL LEMON CAKE 🍋
This cake is honestly one of my favourite things, it’s super dense so it’s really filling. It’s really tasty and one slice is only 72 calories! (Total: 12 slices, 864 calories)
🍋 INGREDIENTS 🍋
90g low-fat spread- I’m in Australia so I use salt free margarine but it could be whatever you prefer
90g caster sugar
2 eggs, beaten
90g plain flour
½ tsp baking powder
🍋 METHOD 🍋
1. Preheat your oven to about 150°C/300°F
2. Beat your low-fat spread with the caster sugar, gradually adding the egg until smooth
3. Sift in the flour and baking powder and beat again adding the zest of your lemon
4. Line your cake tin with baking paper (I NEVER grease tins. It’s just empty calories and fat)
5. Bake for about 30-45 minutes or until completely cooked.
6. Take it out and let it cool
🍋 OPTIONAL- LEMON DRIZZLE 🍋
1. Juice your lemon and mix with honey to taste
2. Drizzle over your cake (or over very thin lemon slices placed on top of your cake)
3. Slice and serve!
This is so great for people like me with a huge sweet tooth- it’s perfect for a lunchtime snack, it’s tasty, low calorie, low fat and even lactose free. Enjoy everyone!
As we all know, sleep effects your overall well being, health and happiness infinitely! This is an informational post about all the sleep remedies I have tried, enjoy and recommend. All natural, tried and true🌙
Let’s all have a great sleep tonight.
✨Crystals✨ Howlite: for restful sleep. absorbs anger, calming Amethyst: relieves nightmares & anxiety. strengthens boundaries Labradorite: grounding, protecting, clears fears that disrupt sleep Smoky Quartz: grounding, protects from nightmares Red Jasper: for recalling dreams Amethyst, Sodalite & Selenite: good for quieting mind chatter
💖Crystals can be used for sleep by putting them under your pillow, on your nightstand, keeping them in your bedroom, or putting them in a sachet with sleep health promoting herbs and hanging them near your bed/under your pillow💖
Lavender Cedarwood Vetiver Patchouli Sandalwood Wild Orange Bergamot Roman Chamomile
💖Essential oils can be utilized for improving your sleep by putting them in a diffuser, using incense before bed that are these scents, applying them in a spray to your bedding+pillows💖
A blend I like to use in a spray bottle that I spray on my bedding and especially on my pillows at night! Kid safe and skin safe 😊 1 oz witch hazel 1 oz distilled water 6 drops lavender essential oil 3 drops sweet orange essential oil 3 drops roman chamomile essential oil
Put in spray bottle, shake to mix!
To guarantee that a tea will be good for sleep, first make sure that it is caffeine free! Good rule of thumb is that *most* “herbal” blends and Rooibos will be caffeine free because they do not include Camellia sinensis (the “tea” plant that is the base for white,green,oolong,black & puerh teas) Rooibos is my favourite tea base because it is naturally hydrating, caffeine free, affordable, and super tasty!
💖Plants commonly in tea that promote great sleep💖 Valerian Root Lemon Balm Peppermint Chamomile Licorice Root
Almonds Banana Cherry juice Whole grains Kale Walnuts Dark chocolate
Aloe Vera Gardenia Lavender Jasmine Spider Plant English Ivy
💖Utilize these plants to benefit your sleep by having these plants in your bedroom💖
✨My favourite sleep chant/prayer✨ Goddess above, queen of the night Help me sleep in your healing light Restful sleep, come to me Relax my body, and let my mind be free Grant me calm and peace tonight, and Let me wake in the God’s golden light
That’s all I have for now, friends! May your dreams be sweet and you wake up feeling refreshed.
🌶🌶🍞🥗Lunch today is a massive spicy “tuna” salad sarnie. Super tasty and made without oil!
Recipe for “tuna” spread (makes two very generous portions or four regular portions)
1 can chickpeas (drained and rinsed)
¼ cup canned sweet corn
2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
1 tsp black pepper
1-3 tbsp cholula (the garlic one works best)
1 tsp maggi liquid seasoning ( or just salt)
2 tbsp fresh cut chives
2 tbsp fresh cut dill
Optional 30g of low fat hummus to bind.
Just used a potato masher to crush the chickpeas (you still want some texture so try not to go mad)
Then all you gotta do is add everything give it a mix and stick it on some bread ( I am the queen of complicated recipes 😂)
I added some red onion, spinach and sriracha to make it fancy 😜
Here is a sweet post! (◕‿◕✿) Wagashi is a sweet and super tasty traditional Japanese treat usually made of rice flour and enjoyed with a lovely fresh steaming cup of matcha.🍵✨ Wagashi comes in all shapes, sizes and colors making them not only super sweet, but kawaii as well! ✨ During spring time the most popular is a pretty and pink sakura wagashi 🌸 Wah so kirei!😍✨ Check out some more shapes here ►https://www.pinterest.com/petitmimi_paris/wagashi/
Building a Better Burger– Now, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the odd burger or two, but don’t you ever wish that the toppings inside your burger were a bit fresher? Maybe a little more wholesome? Dare I say–nutritious? As we know, most condiments and toppings are processed within an inch of their life. They might have been a vegetable in a past life but they only vaguely resemble them now. It’s a labor of love, but I tell ya’ there’s nothing really like topping up your favorite toasty treats with a few homemade touches.
Both of these recipes are vegan and gluten free, so no matter what kind of buns you eat, or what you eat between your buns; everyone will be able to enjoy a homemade and fresh condiment that might even sneak a few extra micronutrients into that sandwich you’re whipping up.
2 -28 oz cans of crushed tomatoes (low or no sodium)
½ cup water
¼ of a large yellow onion
3 small cloves of garlic
1 stalk of celery
1 cup white vinegar
½ cup of molasses (you can adjust the vinegar-to-sweetener ratio depending on your tastes; I like vinegar)
1 ½ tsp salt (if tomatoes are salted, use less here
¾ tsp black pepper
½ tsp ground mustard
Directions: Prepare the vegetables with rough chops, it will all get blended out later. Place all the ingredients in a slow cooker, on high, and left uncovered. Stir every hour until it is reduced to the desired thickness. At least 6 hours, up to 10 hours. Blend the contents once they’ve cooled significantly. If you really feel like going through the Hell of smashing it through a sieve you can, but I really don’t care enough to make that sort of mess in my kitchen. I’m not afraid of a few seeds in my ketchup. Should make 48-60 (1 TBSP) servings depending on how much you let it reduce. I froze half and kept half in my fridge.
2 large cucumbers
1 large red onion
1 lb of any sweet pepper that isn’t too spicy (I usually use pimientos but there weren’t any, so I grabbed poblanos this time. Red bell peppers would be delicious, too.)
5 cloves of garlic
3 cups of white vinegar
3 cups of water
6 tsp salt
½ tsp black peppercorns
Directions: Prepare the vegetables how you’ll like them. I made coins out of the cucumbers, straws out of the onions, and diced the peppers and garlic. Set the garlic aside for now. In a large glass jar (such as a flour/sugar canister; it should hold 2 quarts) layer the vegetables and place a few of the black peppercorns between each layer. On the stove, bring the water to a boil. Next, lower the heat to low and place the garlic in. Simmer it for 5 minutes. Then, add the white vinegar and the salt, bring the heat back up to high, and let it boil. Let it boil until the salt completely dissolves. Finally, feed the liquid into the jar. If you have a funnel, use it! Splashing boiling vinegar is bound to suck. Now, cover the jar opening with the lid but don’t seal it just yet. Let it cool on the counter for a few hours before sealing it and placing it in your fridge. They’ll start getting super tasty in a day or two, but I tell you. Once you’re week 1 or even week 2 into your pickles. Holy crap. These should keep for up to three months, but you’ll eat them before then because they’re so frickin’ good.
anyway so @dadvans heard me foolishly say the words “dog groomer AU” so for my sins
Makka on Pearl is the most exclusive shop for grooming dogs in Portland like you walk past it and you lose $50 from your purse just by being blessed to see such beautiful dogs
Victor grooms for all the dogs in serious competition, like, Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski are like You can tell when Victor Nikiforov shaped a poodle!!!!
Vicchan’s is in a kind of shitty place in St John’s, but word is your dog walks out ten years younger and more well behaved and also it is the only place to get Phichit Pieces, which may actually be crack cocaine for dogs
someone accidentally ate a Phichit Piece for a human cookie and ever since then a small, half-ashamed crowd of people actually buy them for themselves because they’re human safe and also super tasty what the fuck
Yuri walks past Makka on Pearl every few weeks when he’s taking Vicchan on the bus because Vicchan is actually his anxiety dog
everything’s so shiny. and glossy. and professional
Yuri has a shitty blow dryer and a third hand stand that a German Shepherd tried to eat
Sometimes he see the van and is super envious. Mobile Makka on Pearl: Fetching Grooming for You
he wants to get Vicchan groomed there but he’s always wearing walking clothes and Victor is always wearing a perfect apron and perfect shirts rolled up his perfect forearms, and Makkachin is always there with perfect curls and a bowtie on his collar
Vicchan eats bows
sigh, thinks Yuri
who is that cute boy with that cute toy poodle with the cute teddy bear cut, thinks Victor, what a pair of adorable cuties, I want to kiss them both
not in the same way
Victor does free grooming for shelters (not just dog shelters, but grooming for like, low income people and homeless people with dogs) and stuff every month, which is how they actually eventually meet beyond Yuri’s fervid dreams
GROOMING BENEFIT FOR THE OREGON HUMANE SOCIETY!!!! say the flier. With Makka on Pearl and Vicchan’s!!!!!! Also Yurio!!! on Cats Grooming, and the creator of Phichit Pieces!!!!
Phichit what the fuck, says Yuri, staring bleakly at the posters
shhhhh think of the foster puppies, says Phichit, also I changed your shirt size on your registration
to an xl? says yuri
to an XXS replies Phichit, you’re welcome
yuri is going to die
Victor walks in and the cute boy with the cute toy poodle is dressed in a tight hot pink t-shirt and skinny jeans and cooing at a bichon
Victor has definitely suddenly found religion and it’s called The Cutest Boy in the World has the World’s Cutest Butt, I’d Like to Thank God and Also Jesus, but Especially This Boy’s Mother
also what the fuck his apron says Vicchan’s wait THAT’S Vicchan’s owner? holy fuck they did someone’s Westie for them and it was perfect
welp. Victor will have to marry him so they don’t compete for customers
and they all live happily ever after
except Victor “accidentally” shrinks all of Yuri’s L shirts and replaces them with XS copies and shrinks all his jeans into skinnies
(A/N) Aloha, guys!! I’m back with some super tasty Doyoung smut, requested by an anon who understands that we. need. more. Doyoung! This scenario is where you’re just casually watching a movie when…uh oh, Doyoungie is a bit touchy! Also. I DON’T KNOW WHY IT TURNED INTO A DADDY KINK SCENARIO, BUT IT DID AND I’M EMBRACING IT. Enjoy!
The winter storm warning alert you had received on your phone earlier that day certainly wasn’t wrong, nor did it disappoint. The ground was already completely covered in white and the darkening sky was blocked out with puffy grey clouds that shed snowflakes the size of dinner plates. Luckily for you, you were currently snuggled underneath your favorite blanket in your cozy living room while your boyfriend prepared dinner diligently in the kitchen.
You could hear Doyoung humming softly to himself as you stood up from your blanket cacoon to see what he was close to finished. You loved watching your boyfriend in the kitchen, his broad shoulders shifting underneath his red long sleeve shirt as he carefully tasted the soup. He wasn’t surprised to find you barely hovering behind him, a smirk on his face as he held out the spoon to you, “Open wide.”