but this is still really funny

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Taeyong’s “cute” expression when he is practising revealed😂😂

Shield of Strahd

Background:
Been playing a Curse of Strahd campaign as a Wizard with a Paladin, a Rogue, and a Cleric who’s really persistent about praising his God. I decided it would be funny to enchant the cleric’s shield with magic mouth in Strahd’s voice yelling “Shut up!” every time he praised his God. I did this in secret, so only the DM knows.

Cleric: Praise Lathander
DM: Do you say that out loud?
Cleric: Yes
DM: You hear Strahd’s voice from your shield. “Shut up!”
Cleric: Really?
Paladin: Holy shit! Your shield has a direct portal to Strahd!

The Paladin took the shield from the Cleric until they could take it to a church.
They still don’t know what really happened.

McElstuck Classpects (So Far)

I don’t have all of them because I’m simply not familiar with some of the players. Also just went over possible players, not all of em have to be there. Anyways, here’s what I got.

  • Grifin
    • Bard of Light: He needs the codpiece it’s the only way. His story-weaving prevalent in many different pieces of content could fit with the vibes of a traditional fantasy bard, but fuck it, I’ll admit it, the outfit is just really funny. He needs it. He needs the goof. Now for the light part: look, a bard “invites destruction through aspect/allows for destruction of aspect.” Light is about fortune and knowledge. I think that fits pretty damn well, most prevalent in TAZ but honestly? I get that vibe from him in a lot of things. He has the knowledge of games (especially Bethesda) that allows (invites) him to destroy them even more thoroughly.
  • Travis
    • Knight of Hope: He is an optimistic, friendly boy whom I love, and I trust. Did you see his mentorship with the Teens? He is supportive and believes in them and a knight takes advantage and fights with their aspect. A valiant, noble agent of hope, of belief. A good man. He does a hit sometimes, yes, but he apologizes. That’s just the knight-y tendencies coming through a little more. And everyone learns from the experience. Don’t do a hit!
  • Justin
    • Heir of Blood: Blood’s all about camaraderie, and in this case with his bros it’s very literal. There isn’t much solid lore behind heirs, but they seem to be surrounded by their aspect in some way, speculated to “protect themselves with,” “become,” or “receive” the aspect. In Justin’s case, his relationship to his brothers is an essential part of his life, not just because of blood relation but also because of their bonds of friendship. As the oldest bro, it makes sense for him to embody such values.
  • Clint
    • Rogue of Life: He literally, in a way, gave the boys life. Life also pertains to his role in TAZ, or at least the role he’s SUPPOSED to have, and the safety he contributed to his town through Peace on the Playground. I was struggling with the class and settled on Rogue, but that’s still up for debate. And I’m not saying he’s going to kill anyone (that’d be more thief-y), but there was that story of him POSSIBLY killing that guy in college and selling (redistributing) all his stuff, or whatever. He also “distributes” country music via radio, which I’m sure some people see as life.
  • Nick
    • Seer of Space: Originally I felt strongly about him being a Breath player, but after going over descriptions again, Space is undeniably fitting of his role in Car Boys; they’re concerned with “the size of things and their velocity, and their existence in relation to physics” which is basically Car Boys? Dimension, creation. The whole deal with frogs, and Nick DOES greatly enjoy Kero Blaster, starring a frog. Seers “use knowledge to coordinate their team,” which I feel he does since he’s established that the workings of playing beamNG.Drive are VERY finicky and require a depth of experience. He coordinates the show quite well, and certainly uses all the little intricacies to his advantage. TTS is based around him identifying mods, which are quite obvious at times, but still humors seer tendencies. In a fairly literal sense.
  • Porter
    • Mage of Time: Okay, I’ll admit, I originally landed on time because of the thought process that went this boy->music/DJ->Dave Strider. But that’s okay, because it works, especially with Nick as space. The boy’s aesthetic caters more to space or maybe void, but works with time because of the theme of reality-bending and alternate universes. Time players are shown to have interests in death and destruction in some way, which this boy has DEFINITELY got with his prominent obsession with worlds ending in unique ways. Especially game worlds, and a huge part of time players is….the responsibility of destroying a game world. A mage possibly “gives up their aspect to gain knowledge of it,” which also just kinda Feels Right for a buncha reasons. Plus, mages are regarded as the counterparts to seers, so there’s even more connection between him and his bro.
  • Russ
    • Page of Mind: I’m mostly going off of his LAC-persona, but that makes it all the more fun. Mind is concerned with decisions and their consequences, which Russ has some…interesting history with. A page’s untapped potential ties into his development in decision-making over time. Given, a lot of his decisions were based off of Doug (and the plot of LAC definitely has to play a part in this AU with the whole patron troll thing because uhhh how could it not it’s too good) but that could just be the push he needed to become his true self.
  • Tara
    • Witch of Void: Remember Basketball Ignoring Simulator? She turned their game into a game about nothing, about doing nothing, a void, and despite the efforts of the boys and it being THEIR podcast they couldn’t stop it. They couldn’t. She was simply too powerful. Witches “manipulate” or “unlock,” which is certainly what she did here. She was one of the last members of Rev3 before it died out (became a void?) but she was there til the end, both trying to keep it from its void-y fate (“manipulate”) while also finally deciding when to let go (“unlock”). And I’m not sure how to tie in her appearance on PoolGames, Inc. in which she sat in a hot tub drinking various types of alcohol, but it feels like it fits with the classpect, in some way. Witches may break the rules of their aspect, and while I’m not sure exactly how, I do feel like she’s breaking some void rules and choosing what parts of the aspect she wants (also a witch thing). Maybe my inability to pinpoint these reasons is part of why she’s a void player. Who knows.
  • Rileigh
    • Maid of Heart: I haven’t listened to Still Buffering, but from what I know, she is a Teen and a sweet, sweet girl. Maids may be connected to sylphs, drawing a connection between her and her older sister; they’re also speculated as “made of,” “provider of,” or “protects with” aspect. Heart is the soul or essence of being, and her podcast is all about Being a Teen, something that everyone struggles, struggled, or WILL struggle with at some point in time, and is arguably essential to not only one phase of life but the entirety of one’s life itself. The time in which they learn who they are and find their essence, their soul. The definition of the word “maid” is either a server or an heiress; the former could be a metaphor for how Teens are often controlled by emotions in some way, and the latter could connect to her younger-sisterhood. Thanks, Teen.
  • Sydnee
    • Sylph of Breath: She’s a doctor. It’s a given. Making her life just seemed too obvious, and we already got that one heal-y thing going, but breath is also kind of important to living? I haven’t heard her podcasts, so a lot of this is just based on the Vibe I get. Please help.

I still need help figuring out Simone, Dwight, Rachel, and Teresa, plus more depth with Sydnee, since as I said, I’m not as familiar with them and their content and don’t have enough to go off of (like I did with some others here that idk as well).

bitubi always compliment other boys tell them they are good and handsome they always mean what they said and they never no homo it 😭👌🏻bitubi are really the softest kindest boys in the entire world with the most gentle most loving and sincere hearts they are always so loud but still so polite and they are always so funny while still being respectful they just wanna everyone to know their worth to flourish and to have a good time

anonymous asked:

have you ever shared the story of the person who thought their dad was danny devito? if not, pls do

sadly, the story itself is not especially entertaining and kind of personal. and at the time i just thought my friend’s *still typing* response was really funny…. so, the humor of the post must lie with the mystery of the story 

springleaves003  asked:

Is your logo from Gravity Falls? They pulled off the whole 'secret twin' thing really well and surprised me because I thought it was going to be really corny. I hope Yana does the same if the 2CT is true!

Yes, it is! :D @her-majestys-watchdog sent me a link to a video clip of Ducktective (see below) 2 years ago and I found it funny especially in the light of the unpopularity of the 2CT in the Western fandom so I’ve since used it as my icon! xD

Now that I rewatch this, I still find it hilarious haha xD

As for the real twin plot twist in the series, yeah I really found it interesting, too! It had some similarities with the 2CT (one twin taking on the name and identity of the other twin and thus deceiving everyone; the creators planned it from the beginning and gave us a lot of hints throughout the series, heated discussions between twin theory believers and non-believers, etc). Now it would be funny if real!Ciel had 6 fingers, too, but sadly, - I’ve just double-checked it -  he doesn’t (neither does our!Ciel) xD


my-lady-no-further said: But he could have six toes…

OMG. YOU ARE A GENIUS!!! This is the best 2CT comment I’ve ever seen! xD

TalesFromThePizzaGuy: Really sad story.

This happened maybe 3 years ago. Was on the way back from a run. On a busy road about a mile away from my store. I see something small moving around on my windshield wiper. Thinking it’s just a bug or something I hit the wiper button or toggle whatever to get it off. I was absolutely horrified to see a tiny bird stuck in my windshield wiper going across my windshield. Tears came down my face right then. It was still moving helplessly. I’d have pulled over right then but the boss kept a close eye on run times and he’d have been pissed if I told him I was trying to save a bird obviously. Right when I pulled in behind the store I jumped and tried to help it. It was stuck pretty bad I’m sure I must have broke it’s wing getting it free. I put on the ground and it hoped away. One of the saddest moments of my life, but it helps to get it out of my head.

By: Spartacats

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I was talking with a friend about an upcoming page for Closure and it reminded me of this thought I had a while ago, about how silly it is that Ridhais’ dialogue indicates that she doesn’t really know the Commander at all, despite claiming to have served in Orr and Maguuma as Trahearne’s guard.  Although it really is just a continuity thing, it’s funny to imagine that, particularly in Ive’s canon, awkward shy Trahearne very purposefully tries to get Ridhais to go away whenever Ive comes back to the Pact.  Or she’s just that oblivious:

Guest-starring the ever-dependable Devnet who catches absolutely everything.  And will always troll in Ive’s favor.

I’m still laughing about this help

I remember one time when I was 18 and lady gaga was like having her breakout moment I read something, not sure if a real quote, where she was talking about like. How she could give herself an orgasm using only the powers of her mind. And I still think about it sometimes out of the blue I’m just like. What thoughts can she possibly be having. Anyway that popped into my head while I was j/o and I had to stop bc I like couldn’t stop laughing about that thought. Idk why it’s so funny to me but it really is and it sent me on such a head trip for a minute there. Anyway I’m done with that and now I’m going to do all those responsible things I said before

anonymous asked:

Just searched for something ED related an an article came up saying "Rebecca White has not proved a popular addition to Emmerdale..." You think!!! Funny thing is- it was dated November. Lol. She's even worse now!

What would the article say if written now? She really hasn’t been the hit they where clearly expecting. I still find it hilarious she was nominated for best newcomer, what a joke just like her

Hoe Bros Review Hyung!

Okay so after two days of waiting me and Jae have finally finished Hyung or My Annoying Brother and we just decided to do a little review, so here goes!

Jaefairy’s Review on Hyung: “Hyung is a very sweet film about blind Kyungsoo and that dude from Legend of the Blue Sea and how he gets ass cancer and has to help blind Kyungsoo get over his fear and para judo since he can’t use his powers cause he’s not on exo planet no mo. Very funny, much sad. 8 out of 10 visuals. "On a serious note, this movie was really good. I feel like Kyungsoo and Jungsuk’s performances were very good. I enjoyed the story and cant relate to it. I lost my grandmother to stage 4 cancer and I still aim to make her proud, like Do Yeong did his brother. Also this movie was funny af. The only criticism i do have is the music choices felt very..generic and that the first half was mostly comedy and the second mostly drama..i was hoping for more fluidity but the performances made up for it. Please go see this film! It’s really good! 8 out of ten visuals.”

Gilfairy’s Review on Hyung: “I won’t be spoiling anything, but Hyung is a great movie man, the trailers made you think it was something completely different, but watching it was something else. Way more emotional than I thought it’d be and I shed a bunch of tears towards the end. The acting by everyone was amazing! I already knew how good of an actor Kyungsoo was and this movie just enhanced that, like portraying a blind character must’ve been so hard but he pulled it off so well and just the way he was able to express emotion agh! I only knew Jungsuk from his cameo in Legend of the Blue Sea but his acting in that was amazing too and it makes me wanna watch Oh My Ghostess and Jealousy Incarante like asap, but the acting between the two felt real and made you think they were actual brothers which is just an A+ to me. Jungsuk’s character development was also a highlight for me (I was hoping for this so much when I talked to Jae about it lmao) and it was just really great to see the character’s change in that short period of time. Park Shin-hye and Kim Kang-hyun were also amazing to watch! I loved Kang-hyun in My Love From Another Star and had no idea he was in this movie and again just stellar character development between his character dae-chang and Jungsuk’s character (Doo-shik). Overall I thought this movie was amazing and I have no complaints or criticisms. I definitely recommend that you guys check out this movie though! Just 10/10 everything!”

Anyways this has been the Hoe bros review of Hyung, we outcha. -Admin Gilfairy

Originally posted by kyungception

Leap Of Faith - Twenty Nine

When Seph woke up the next morning she was wrapped in Spencer’s arms, being spooned from behind.

They’d retired to bed shortly after their little misadventure on the couch, stopping before she’d walked through her door and asking him to come with her.

“No more funny business, I promise. I’d just…. really like to wake up next to you whilst I still can. It’s going to be weird not having you with me twenty four hours a day.”

“I know, I’m not quite sure what I’ll do. I’ve gotten used to having you around and having the constant company, which is odd because I’m normally very happy in my own company.”

They’d given each other sad smiles at the realisation that their lives would soon be returning to normal, before climbing into Seph’s huge king size bed and settling down for the night.

At some point in their slumber they rolled next to other and now he was comfortably entwined around her body.

Seph lay there enjoying the feeling of being cuddled for a while before she felt him begin to stir.

When he realised he was spooning her, he went to move but she stilled him.

“No. Spencer, stay. I missed being cuddled like this. It’s nice.”

“It IS nice. I just thought you might find it weird after last night that all,” he whispered sleepily.

“No weirdness at all. I’m good, if you’re good with it.”

“I’m good. What’s the plan for today anyway?” he adjusted his arms slightly.

“Erm…. Get up. Get breakfast. Open whatever gifts have turned up. Read the gossip columns…. Then get ready and go to my party.”

The columns, the papers. Seph leaned out of bed and grabbed her phone, seeing it flashing with notifications.

Texts from Helen. Opening them Seph saw that she’d posted links. She was obviously hard at work today…

Clicking through them Persephone couldn’t believe the things she was reading.

All of the fashion blogs had commented on Lila’s dresses, photos of her at the after party surfacing as well. The comments were amazing, people wondering who this designer was.

The last text Helen sent had read, “I’ve spoken to Penelope. The website has already had traffic. It’s had over nine hundred hits since last night, and the Alexandra Dawning email box already has emails requesting appointments for consultations.”

Persephone couldn’t stop grinning, rolling over to face her bed partner who had a huge smile on his face too.

“This is all because of you,” she told him.

“It’s really not. You’d have got there eventually, if you’d have kept trying.”

Seph didn’t comment. They both knew he was saying that because he was meant to. They both knew the truth, that it really was because of him. If he hadn’t have found her that night, then none of this would have happened. Because Seph wouldn’t be around for it to happen to.

But now, she was glad he had found her.

It was a cliché to say that she’d been saved by a man. But she had. Not by his love. She weren’t forcing herself to live for him. He’d shown her though, that the kindness of a stranger could completely change a person’s life.

Seph thought back to her list, wondering if she’d ever complete it, realising that it didn’t really matter anymore.

She’d made that list when she was fifteen, what did it matter that Alex had completed most of hers. What mattered now was that Seph was trying. She was going to try to live her life to the fullest and embrace opportunities that came her way. She WAS going to stand up for what she wanted, however afraid she might be.

“Shall we get up and find something to eat for breakfast. I need to soak up the remains of the wine from last night.”

“Yes, we shall.”

The rest of the morning had been spent trawling through the online tabloids, Seph and Spencer grinning with each complimenting comment.

Packages arrived throughout the morning, Thomas the doorman, ringing up with each delivery and soon Persephone’s living room was filled with bouquets of flowers, gift bags and boxes, cards.

She only opened the ones who she knew who they were from, the rest could wait she’d told him. Helen’s gift had been a wall plaque bearing the company design logo and Seph’s name. She’d also gotten her a desk plaque, one of those triangular prism shaped things that bore her name and title as CEO.

Seph had nearly cried seeing them, still unbelieving at the amount of faith Helen had in her.

There had been an extra emotional moment at lunch time. Rhea and James had arrived, with Alex’s Mom, Dad and brother who had flown into the city especially.

Seph had cried then, when Alex’s Mom had told her how proud Alex would be of her. They’d hugged tightly, both women crying and Rhea Bella-Morte dabbing away tears herself. Even Spencer had to admit that he felt choked up.

The parents had left a while after leaving the two to get ready for the party, Seph disappearing into her bedroom and emerging two hours later looking like a goddess.

Her dress was classic grecian style, except that it was black, with fabric that flowed freely around her legs, gathering at her bust. There was gold detailing on the shoulders and at her chest where the was dress was clinched in, emphasising her curves without hugging them. If it were white, Spencer could have imagined her walking down an aisle in it.

When she turned around the dress was low at the back, but the soft fabric split at her shoulders, flowing down almost like a train on a wedding dress. She had gold bracelets on each wrist and when she moved her arms, Spencer could see that the material that streamed from the shoulders, was actually attached. It was like she had wings.

Her hair was half pinned back, a gold head band weaved into her hair like a crown, and her make up was flawless.

“You look breathtaking,” Spencer told her, barely able to believe that this beautiful creature was one of his friends.

“You looked pretty breathtaking yourself Spencer Reid.”

He felt himself blush slightly. He’d dressed for the occasion, bringing with him and wearing the only tux he owned. He felt overdressed right now, but he knew that he’d probably be one of the most underdressed people at the party.

“Did you make that dress?” he asked her.

She hesitated before answering, “Yes, I did. It was the last dress I made, it was the last dress I was going to ever make. I made it specifically for tonight.”

It was the dress she was going to wear to kill herself in, Spencer realised. She didn’t need to say anything more.

“It’s beautiful. Like you are.”

“Thank you. I wasn’t sure whether to wear it, because of what it signified to me. But now, I guess it signifies my decision to carry on. If I’d have had time. I’d have liked to have changed the material of the sleeves, to reds and oranges and purples. Fire colours.”

“Like a phoenix, rising from the ashes.”

She grinned at him, pleased he’d understood.

“Exactly. A phoenix reborn from her ashes. Ready to set the world on fire.”

“Well, perhaps we should start with setting your party on fire.”

“Perhaps we should.”

Seph’s party flew by.

For the most part Reid had felt uncomfortable. Seph and Helen were the only people he really knew. Her parents had gone out of their way to speak with him though, Rhea still looking at him somewhat curiously.

He recognised many of the faces at the party, none of whom he actually knew in person. He knew them from the business pages of newspapers, articles online.

Many of Seph’s family were there as well, them hugging and kissing her, wishing her a happy birthday and then looking at Spencer wondering who he was.

Her ex fiance hadn’t made an appearance, although Persephone had said that she’d been in contact with him, agreeing to meet up with him and to put their relationship officially to bed with no aminiosity between them.

After dinner, there’d been speeches, her father informing the room that it was with regrets that his only child would not be following in his footsteps at Lux, the room going quiet at first. Then he’d explained how proud he was that Persephone wouldn’t be following him because she was setting out on her own personal business adventure and that he and the board of Lux wished her every piece of success. His eyes had shone with pride as images of Lila at last night’s awards ceremony in Seph’s dresses had been displayed on a projector screen for all to see, the crowd ooohing and ahhhing, breaking into a round of applause and calling for a speech from the birthday girl herself.

Seph had blushed and looked uncomfortable for a moment, before searching for Helen and dragging her up to the microphone with her. She introduced Helen as her business partner and talked about how she couldn’t wait to see what new opportunities would be waiting for them. Finding Spencer’s face in the crowd, she smiled directly at him and publicly thanked him for his encouragement and involvement.

Once the speeches were over, James and Rhea had pulled their daughter to one side to present her with their birthday gift. Two envelopes. Seph had beckoned for Reid to join her when she opened them, reading through the pieces of paper she pulled out, a confused look on her face.

She handed the pages to Spencer, him quickly scanning the words.

“I don’t understand,” she looked at her parents.

“I do,” Spencer told her. “It’s unrestricted access to your trust fund. Your parents are transferring the money to you for you to use as you see fit, no conditions attached. It’s yours to do with what you want.”

“Mum, Dad. Is this right?” she asked quietly.

“Yes,” James took his daughters hand. “We can no longer threaten to cut you off. The money is yours. Do with it what you wish.”

“What if I don’t want it? I wanted to do this without your money.”

“Then give it to charity. We will not judge you or hold anything against you. As a Bella-Morte, it’s what you’re entitled to. We will no longer hold onto it and ration it out as we had been. Spend it, save it, give it away. We don’t care. We’re proud of you Sephie,” Rhea told her.

Spencer scanned the second document. “They’ve paid the first years rent on the office space Helen found.”

“That’s your official present from us. I know you want to do it alone but it’s your thirtieth. We had to do something big for it. And Helen has been released from her position immediately, although we’ll pay her notice period too.”

Seph hugged her parents tightly, holding on to them for a long time.

When she finally pulled away she was sniffing again, but smiling.

“Okay! Enough tears and crying for today. Spencer Reid, as it’s my birthday, I demand you dance with me.”

He’d wanted to argue but couldn’t and they spent the next hour dancing together, relatives cutting in every so often to have a dance with the birthday girl.

At around eleven, Seph disappeared with Helen to the ladies, Helen returning alone after ten minutes.

“Where is she?” Reid asked her, concerned.

“Oh she’s just a little overwhelmed. She’s gone up the roof terrace to get some air and to cool down. She said she needed to do something up there too. I asked if she wanted me to come with her but she said she needed to do it alone. I think it’s got to her a little that her best friend isn’t with her on her big day.”

Roof terrace.

The top of the building.

“Helen, I need your security fob to get up there. I need to find her.”

speaking of, danisnotonfire is the ONLY cute guy on youtube. hes IT. hes all there is. legitimately every other guy on youtube is Uglie and most of them are also extremely irritating. jc caylen looks like he hasnt personally encountered a shower or had a haircut since about 2012. pewdiepie is not only disgusting (gotta luv that antisemitism!!!) but also fckn annoying. cameron dallas looks like every boy in the school weightroom on monday afternoons wearing muscle tanks and not really lifting anything. amazingphil is a Kind Boy but he looks exactly like a kid i knew in 8th grade who carried a bug encyclopedia with him at all times and i cant get past that. nash grier and his brother still look like the cow from back at the barnyard. shane dawson is. shane dawson. the rest of them are literal kids still in middle school who ofc i wouldnt drag, but im also never gonna watch them. theyre KIDS. danisnotonfire is ALL that hell site has. hes cute, funny, AND clearly bathes on the reg. i lov u dan. i forgive u for creating the phandom.

anonymous asked:

the fic you're searching.. is it "when in doubt, wear red"? I found it but I'm not sure, I haven't read it (but I might!) Author: mercurialMalcontent

I THINK SO????

Edit: IT ISSSSSSSS ANON YOU ARE SUCH A LIFESAVER FUCKING-BLESS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY YOU WON’T BELIEVE HOW HAPPY I AM Also yes, please read it. Everyone should read it. It’s hella old, way back in the early phases of Homestuck, but considering the time it was written in it’s ridiculously good!! And really funny!! I always laugh!!! Like theres hella cringy stuff in it (see: use of the phrase “lolita”) (also see: eridan’s character which is hella minor) but its still decent, for 2011

being in a ld relationship is so hard but i feel like he might be the one, i’ve never felt so comfortable and at ease talking to another person, we support each other and we both want to see each other grow and become the best versions of ourselves and he knows how to communicate!!! he makes me feel really special and is so understanding with me and doesn’t judge me over what I’ve been through and i’m still going through and he liked me before i lost nearly 100 lbs and he never hesitates on telling me how much he loves me. I think i’ve struck gold?

cole sprouse really out here serving LOOKS 

first we got the young james potter 

next is pride and predjudice lookin headass 

lastly we got the beauty and the beast “no one gets those beauts like gaston” look

damn younger me was rooting for the wrong sprouse 

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♬ That moment when Mark is done the series yet your still drawing stuff for episode 3. Anyway Mark RE7 series was a blast to watch either way so much fun to draw ♬

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