but this is my least favorite youtube comment

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Last night I completed Mass Effect 2 for the first time! Everyone survived; I was very careful to do everything right (all the ship upgrades, all the loyalty missions, pick the right people for the right jobs) because I fully intended to make this my only playthrough.

But, out of curiosity, I wanted to see what happened if you DIDN’T do everything right, so I looked up ‘suicide mission bad ending’ and found the above video, which helpfully illustrates. (Warning, character death, obvs.)

Honestly the only thing more painfully hilarious than the Worst Shepard EVER in the video above is some of the comments over on youtube. It’s hard to pick a favorite/least favorite part. Was it Mordin’s screaming over the comm of being ‘not optimal?’ The Normandy having to dive-bomb the Collector ship with its tiny little pea-shooter guns? Shepard giving his big speech to a grand total of 2 people because everybody else is already dead? Or perhaps a 500 pound Krogan being carried off by a cloud of bugs like some horrible reverse Mary Poppins? Hard to say.

In Medias Res

Fandom: Love Live
Pairing: NicoMaki
Summary: Once upon a time, an angel and a devil met in an office. They realized they both loved idol groups and hung out a lot more after that. AU.
Note: In a surprise move that no one saw coming… I was @blaerofvalenwood‘s LLuminati Secret Santa!! Merry Christmas, Blaer! I humbly offer to you this serving of fantasy nkmk.

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Yazawa Nico has one mission: kill Koizumi Hanayo.

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When Your Heart Beats Next to Mine

ok hello um this isnt the most… professional??? of fics i guess. like its written almost like a diary entry i guess. and it kinda takes a while for the smut to happen SORRY (and even then its not a lot of smut). so its 2009 dan’s pov yh (thank u alison and emeleeta for looking at it and helping me not hate it!!)
warnings: sooorta grinding and some handjobs
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Oh my God.

Oh… my God.

Oh my GOD.

Oh my Jesus motherfrickin’ Christ oh my God?!

Let me just tell you a little story. Or maybe a massive story. Either way, I think you’ll like it.

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