but this is like the sexiest thing

sgchan replied to your post “top 5 sexiest things Yuuri does in Yurio’s opinion”

“he probably gets a boner when he sees a plant that reminds him of yuuri katsuki” now I’m just thinking that some fan sends Yuuri a bonsai tree or a shrub or something that’s been pruned to look like him and Yuuri shows Yurio all like “look how cool it is!” and yurio’s just like “yes. nice. excuse me i need to go” and fuckign abscONDS from the room with his awkward plant boner

never in all my days has any post of mine been blessed with such commentary

Anybody think these four words...

…are the sexiest things to come out of Barry Allen’s mouth? I mean we’ve seen Barry wax poetic many times and, in the suit, The Flash has had his cocky moments. But, in this moment right here, Bartholomew Henry Allen is like this is my woman and when ANYTHING happens to her YOU. CALL. ME. Are we clear??

He’s not playing. AT ALL.

The Parts of the Gotham Fandom

(Some people are in Multiple parts)

Classic Batman Fans: They don’t like Nygmobblepot or some of the other parts that stray from the cannon story. More critical when watching.

Nygmobblepot shippers: They love the new content. They live off of Nygma and Penguin. Many are currently in denial or distress. This is where the most emotional trauma and tears occur.


The Jerome Cult: Now they are just freakin’ crazy. They can quote all of his scenes and has seen his episodes multiple times. To them, even frankin-Jerome is the sexiest thing on the show. Nicknames for Jerome here include, dad/ daddy, son, or puddin’

The Zsases : They love Zsas. Every time he comes on the screen is a blessing. Seriously we need more of him. Also he is perfect in every single way possible.

Fetus-Bats Gang: The reason they watch is all for Brucie and his gang. They love seeing him and comparing him to Batman. The most popular ship here is Selina and Bruce.

GCPD Officers: Jim Gordon makes the show for them. Whether they ship him with Lee, Vale, Bullock, Penguin, or Barbara, they are all united under the cinnamon roll that is Jim.

Sirens: Babs and Tabs. They love the woman power and pure ferocity is the Gotham sirens in Gotham. 

Favorite timmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmme, my FAVORITE THING TO DO. IT’S TIME FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WWE COMMENTARY WITH SHANNON YAYYYYYYYYY though it should prob just be called Wrestling Commentary with Shannon bc I do people out of the wwe sometimes too. 

Growly baby, grr. 

LISTEN LISTEN OKAY HE LOOKS SO CUTE AND LOVEY HERE WOWEE WOW I am in love wow

Listen to me, this gif. Thsi fucking gif is the sexiest thing I have ever ever ever seen in my entrie life. LIKE THE HAIR PUSH BACK THE LITTLE BREKTHY TURNING INTO A SMIRK LIEK LSGM.G mfl

HE IS BITING. AND HAS MOUTH GUARD. BITING. MOUTH. GUARD. BELT. Too much, overload sorry goodbye. 

Like, this pic is super hot but all I can focus on in knee bear. Who I have named Koda. After Brother Bear. 

HOW HOT, HE LOOKS SO GOOD GOD DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN. 

Like, I don’t think I’ve ever watned someone to flip me off more??? How is he so hot? 

He looks so good in this outfit, like this whole ensemble is 1000/10. Tie me up with the tie, I would be okay with it. 

Sweet lil baby peach. :’) I love this so. 

okay okay okay but hear me out… Imagine him looking up at you like that when you’re scolding him or something, like and you look back and you’re like what? AND THEN BAM YOU GET FUCKED. 

In case you all didn’t know I AM IN LOVE WITH THE MOUTH GUARD OKAY THANKS BYE

He looks so cute here. Like one of those pop punk band bassists or something okay. (also looks like a fuck boy but eh) 


He looks so good in this jean vest thingy??? Like??? WH Y D OESN’T HE WEAR IT MORE BURY MY ASS IN THIS VEST. 

Cute lil baby peach :’) Honestly can you believe. 

Come bite me next daddy. 

Okay but lemme tell you. How fucked this picture has me. WHY IS THIS PICTURE SO GoOD TO ME WHAT THE FUCK OKAY HIS HAIR IS DOING THE OVERWORKEd FLIPPY THING YOU KNOW YOU KNOW AND HE’S PROBS PANTING AND SWEATTY AND  AOJ:SFLCKCMRCGJIO WHAT THE FUCK I AM OFFENDED. 

He looks so relaxed and gym ready here I’m. 

OKAY BUT LOOK AT BABY PETEY PEACH I AM SO HAPPY AND LIKE HE LOOKS SO GOOD???? WAS THERE EVER A TIME HE DIDN’T LOOK GOOD? NOPE, NAH, FOREVER SERVING LOOKS> 

This. This fucking. Image. OF bEAUTY OKAY YOU GOT THE VEST THING THAT I HEART EYES SO HARD AND HIS HAIR LOOKS SO FANTASTIC AND HES GOT THE WRIST BANDS AND THE TIGHT PANTS AND TH E G AUGE AND I AM JUST CAN YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING IN THE DISTANCE? 

Listen. Listen okay. This picture has got me fucked up for more than one reason. FIRST OFF HIS DOG IS SO CUTE I LOVE? SECOND, LIL STUD HAS HIS LIL STUD IN LIKE HOW CUTE DOES HE LOOK WITH A NOSE PIERCING I AM SCREECHING IT IS SO GOOD TO ME, THIRD, HE’S DOING THE BEANIE AND HOOD LOOK WHICH IS ONE OF MY FAV THINGS, I KNOW IT IS KINDA DOUCHEY LOOKING BUT I LOVE THE BEANIE HOOD THING I AM JUST NKCOSLDF: IN AWE. 

“Shannon how many biting pics do you have?” Ya know what, maybe if this BOY DIDN’T BITE EVERYTHING IWOULDN’T HAVE THIS MANY, HOW ABOUT THAT CAROL? 

SEE SEE, LOOK HE BITES EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE, IT’S NOT MY FAULT BABY HAS A BITING KINK (even though, pls I am available to be bitten.) 

Look how cute and sweet he looks here okay, I LOVE HIM RIGHT HERE THIS PICTURE IS SO GOOD TO ME LIKE WHEN I DID A CUTE LIL PIZZA DATE THIS IS WHAT I IMAIHNED OKAY

Yeah, you guys, he was Team Rocket ADN HE FOUGHT PIKACHU I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BOY

Lil bean took a selfie in a giant bean

GLORIUS PHOTO, HANG THIS EVERYWHERE I WANT IT PLASTERED ON EACH OF MY WALLS. 

Contribution to bae’s @hardcorewwetrash Thirst Party Saturday. 

Random Rodimus

I kind of headcanon Rodimus as that one person who randomly speaks his thoughts. Like Ultra Magnus would be talking about something important and Drift would be giving opinions on said thing. Then while they’re talking Rodimus would low-key say “I’m pretty sure I have the sexiest hips on the ship…” and continue spacing out. But it would be just loud enough for Magnus and Drift to hear causing them to go completely silent and look at Rodimus who is completely oblivious. 

you: alec pushes away from the kiss

me, an intellectual: alec needed to make sure that shit was happening and had to push away because it felt so unreal??? he’s having his first kiss???? with the high warlock of brooklyn???? so he also needs to make sure magnus wants this cause magnus has been nothing but considerate never touching alec unless he agrees on it so alec pushes away but sees magnus chasing him. magnus just couldn’t believe this was happening all of a sudden alec’s lips were on his and the universe froze so once alec pushes away he’s scared this was all in his imagination but alec comes back, alec tilts his head to the side seeking more of magnus and magnus thinks it’s the sexiest, sweetest thing ever so he smiles. alec gives magnus his bottom lip for more access and magnus accepts it but like seriously this boy has never kissed anyone how he be knowing??? so they smack lip until finally it’s over and magnus still can’t believe it and alec still can’t believe it and you never cease to amaze me alexander.

So six months or so ago Ryan Reynolds was People Magazine’s sexiest man alive, which is a kind of empty title. And most people coming through my line were just kind of like ‘shrug’ when they saw it and like maybe one person said anything and it was mostly agreement. 


Well, now its Dwayne Johnson and all I can hear is ‘ew, I disagree’ and ‘who the hell decides these things?’


And I can only imagine that these people have never seen video of Dwayne Johnson just casually being a fucking goofball and generally just a good guy like… seriously he’s one of the nicest dudes in the media. And listen… have you heard the dude sing? Go see Moana. Listen to Dwayne Johnson sing. You’re Welcome. 


Seriously. I’m a lesbian and I would definitely agree: Dwayne Johnson confirmed for sexy as hell. 

Just a reminder:
Never change yourself for your crush. I always hate seeing the “How can I make my [Sign] crush like me?” because it makes me so sad to hear that you feel you need to change for them to like you.
You don’t. You never do. Be yourself, or they don’t deserve you. Even if you did become someone else for them to like you, it won’t work out.
Please remember: The sexiest/hottest/cutest thing you can be for someone is yourself. 💕

The Red Dress Affair

Summary: Emma and Killian have been dating for a little while, and Emma is tired of waiting for Killian to make the next move so she plans a little sultry surprise. 

A/N: So, this is my first foray into actually publishing my CS FF’s, please let me know what you think. :) Emma is a bail-bonds woman, but Neal was never a thing in this verse. This is an ‘M’ rated adventure.

Special shout out to the absolutely lovely @ilovemesomekillianjones for volunteering for beta duties on this adventure. Also to @seriouslyhooked for be a fantastic friend and cheerleader through this process. Thank you ladies.


ao3    ffnet


Emma Swan chuckles to herself as she hears the final tumbler of the lock click into place allowing the door to swing open with a turn of the handle. Never once did she ever think she would break into Killian Jones’ house (mansion more like), the Killian Jones, World’s Sexiest Man (three years running), Forbes Playboy and Wonder Child, youngest self-made CEO, of the world’s largest shipping corporation.

“You’d think wonder boy would have better security …” she mutters to herself as she closes the kitchen access door behind her. Emma wends her way through the sprawling house, from the kitchen where she came in, to the opposite side where she knows his home office is located. She’s wearing her favorite skintight red ‘perp’ catching dress, and matching red four inch heels.

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little kabby things I think about a lot:

  • Marcus wanting to kiss Abby all the time, like really really wanting to, his mind constantly wandering to what it would be like to just lean down, take her face in his hands and kiss her senseless
  • Abby really liking Marcus’ voice, and realising that him speaking Trigedasleng is pretty much the sexiest thing ever and that she can never ever admit this to him because he will definately use it against her
  • Marcus having a Thing for Abby’s hair, fantasising about running his hands through it, imagining it loose and tumbling over her bare shoulders
  • N E C K  K I S S E S
  • Abby getting a little turned on any time Marcus calls her ‘Chancellor’  (it makes no sense, since plenty of other people use the title on a daily basis, and yet for some reason…)
  • Marcus getting a little turned on every time Abby calls him ‘Kane’ (it makes no sense, since pretty much everyone else calls him by his last name all the time, and yet for some reason…)
  • both of them getting really a little turned on every time they argue
  • Marcus finding out about Indra holding a knife to Abby’s throat when she went to meet her for the first time, and how that whole conversation went
  • Abby finding out about Marcus trying to sacrifice himself when he was locked in a grounder call with Jaha, and how that whole conversation went
  • Marcus kissing the scars on Abby’s back from the shock-lashing
  • Abby kissing the scars on Marcus’ wrists from his crucifixtion
  • Marcus being the only person who actually takes care of Abby, making sure she gets enough sleep and food, calling her out on her bullshit, noticing when she’s upset and trying not to show it, Marcus looking out for Abby because she’s always so busy looking out for everyone else
  • Abby being the only person who actually understands Marcus, realising how much things like the culling and the loss of the election to Pike haunt him, seeing him as a person rather than just a leader, Abby risking herself for him and worrying about him because he’s always so busy trying to sacrifice himself for everybody else’s sake
  • the two of them missing each other desperately when they’re seperated, wondering what the other is doing, whether they’re safe
  • the two of them curled up together in bed, waking up in each others arms, not having to be alone anymore
  • Marcus Kane
  • Abby Griffin
  • just…being in love with each other
I Love What I Write - Arie’s Favs

I was tagged by @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog and @torn-and-frayed (Even though Steph didn’t do it)  to post my top 9 favorite fics that I wrote in 2016.

So, here you go, peeps. End 2016 with a bang. 

Dean x Reader

Just Friends Series - How long can Dean handle his feelings for the reader?

The Girl In Plaid - Dean comes home to find the reader in nothing but one of his plaid button ups. It’s the sexiest thing he has ever seen in his life, so naturally he can’t keep his hands off of her.

Not Like This (set in season 12) - The reader comforts Dean after Mary leaves the boys early in season 12. 

Life Unexpected Series (Ongoing) -After experiencing the “Heat of the Moment” as Dean and the Reader like to call it, life has taken some pretty unexpected turns. It isn’t what they expected at all, but neither of them would trade it for the world. 

Jensen x Reader

Best Friends - Being best friends with Jensen Ackles sure made a girl feel special, but the reader’s time with Supernatural has come to an end and her best friend has something to say about it. 

Baby It’s Cold Outside - The reader is Briana Buckmaster’s little sister. She lands a role on Supernatural and quickly becomes best friends with Jensen, but she has rules, so she never lets herself fall for him. It’s the cast Christmas party and after a night of sneaky planning from friends (Jared, Briana, Misha, Rob, and Rich), the reader and Jensen end up onstage singing together. The rest, as they say, is history.

Oh Dean, I Mean Jensen - The reader accidentally says Dean’s name will having sex with Jensen, but Jensen finds it incredibly sexy and encourages the reader’s fantasy. 

YouTube Sensation Series (Ongoing(singer! reader) - The reader is a Youtube Star touring and makes a stop in Canada. She attends VanCon and everything changes the minute Jensen Ackles spots her at the Saturday Night Special.

On Location Series (Two parts remaining(teacher! reader) - The reader is a teacher who runs into Jensen while he is filming on location at her school. He wants to escape his responsibilities for a while, so he runs off to explore with the reader. The reader never expected to run into someone like Jensen Ackles, let alone have him pursue her. Everything that follows that day at the school will change the reader’s life forever. 

Tagging: @chaos-and-the-calm67 @thing-you-do-with-that-thing @dancingalone21 @winchester-writes @blacktithe7 

5

Comic Fiesta is over! We were underprepared but my sister @kiunten and I did sell quite a bit and we are so thankful to everyone who bought stuff from our booth “soapdemons”! My lovely friends WL and Lysa were the best booth handlers and I honestly wouldn’t be able to organize everything like they did.

I was princess dress-Allura for day 2! I managed to make this in a week alongside work, pole classes and other things, also had to get a replacement wig as the one I wanted to use hadn’t arrived. We met a few super awesome Voltron cosplayers including @behindinfinity and @merkymerx who were the sweetest things (they gave us gifts????)!! Thanks to my baby Masako for twin-cosplaying with me, her spacesuit Allura was the sexiest thang, and to @milodrumscosplays for being the silliest and most in-character Lance and also for helping promote the booth!

Also, day made. @cyanparade came by to our booth and bought our zine! And later came back for two more for her friends and omg it just gave us this giant boost of confidence. Thanks a lot for the support no matter how small!

Again, thanks for those who came by to the booth to buy things! Any little support means the world to us! We will be holding a small post-CF sale on our tictail store soon! Until the next event, stay golden!

What the Pretty Girl Wants to Do Part 2

Credence x reader

Warnings: Smut, smut, smut

Word count: 420

Originally posted by gradence-trash

A/n: <3


“He’s never been in love before, but if this is what it’s like, he never wants to forget.”

You kiss the center of his chest tenderly and sweetly. Your tongue works in circles around his nipples, making him close his eyes and groan. The groan suprised both of you, it being probably the sexiest thing that has come out of Credence. He blushes, obviously embarrassed by his noises. You kiss him softly, reassuring him that you wouldn’t want to be with anyone else. 

He flips onto his back, exposing his bulge beneath his pajama pants. You hover above him wanting to show him that you loved him, cared about him. He slips his pants and boxers off in am awkward but swift motion. His member was average and you were okay with that. You leaned in close and swept your tongue across his balls and up his member, taking him in. You could feel his breath hitch, could feel him squirm beneath you. It was a hell of a feeling.

Credence clutched your hair, seeming to want to guide you but not knowing how. You hollowed you cheeks and bobbed your head up and down. This unleashes low, guttural moans from Credence. He releases in your mouth without a warning, just whimpers and whisper-screams.

You laugh at the shocked look on his face, almost saying, “what did I just do?"He looks at you worryingly. "Baby, it’s okay. That stuff happens.” You reassure him. He gulps and nods, trusting you completely.  You crawl to meet his face. His dark eyes are scared, but beautiful nonetheless. Black hair sticks up from here and there. 

“You are so beautiful, Credence." 

And he smiles.He gently lifts you off of his naked glory and shuffles with something under the bed. He takes out a condom- you have no clue where he got it from- and slips it over his member. "T-take everything off.” He mumbles, trying to be dominant but failing in the cutest way. You realize you’re still in your bra and pants. You rid yourself of them and toss them on the floor. Credence’s eyes are wide and full of lust. You laugh a little and cause him to blush. He slides you on top of him and he go down on him. Up and down, he helps you keep your balance by holding onto your hips. When you both reach your climax, you lay together in an exhausted heap and fall asleep into each others naked arms.

End.

anonymous asked:

Lol, it's kinda funny that the sexiest and most feminine skeleton is the one with the smallest boobs. Now I have the image of skele!Red teasing HumanGirl!Edge while she steams. (Note: Not a request as I know you don't do those. It's just a scenario in my head.)

Well at least for me personally, big boobs is not always related to sexiness, and the size of the boobs don’t directly indicate how feminine a person is. (like there are actually no much things physically to indicate is a person female) I just think like “hmm small boobs really suits female!Edgy in my sight” and this is why she has smol boobs.

Also your scenario is actually pretty funny lmao, maybe later female!Red would rush out from nowhere and punch skele!Red and tell him to stay away from her sis, and then skele!Edgy come to and punch skele!Red again as he is being a pervert again yeah please just punch skele!Red.

Things my family members have said RP sentence starters
  • "Honey, put the sword down and come eat dinner."
  • "I will be the sexiest fucking ghost."
  • "Boo! I'm a pirate."
  • "I'M A SPOOKY GHOST, MOTHERFUCKER."
  • "Thank the meme gods."
  • "I'm a cool dad!"
  • "We all already know I'm the disappointment of the family."
  • "I don't get it."
  • "What's a "doge meme?"
  • "Do you want the sexy cloak or the not sexy cloak?"
  • "I did NOT say that."
  • "I wasn't technically SCAMMING him..."
  • "Why would you say something like that?"
  • "Go away."
  • "You're a nerd."
dailymail.co.uk
You don't need sex to make sexy TV, says writer DAISY GOODWIN
I’ve come to a rather shocking conclusion for someone who considers themselves a liberal; there is too much sex on TV and we don’t need the half of it, says screenwriter DAISY GOODWIN.

This is an article written by Daisy Goodwin herself. And all I can say is…

THANK YOU DAISY

She says here what I’ve been complaining about for a year now. There is far too much reliance on sex scenes, nudity, etc to tell stories.

Victoria was one of the sexiest TV shows of 2016. They managed that without anyone taking their clothes off. Hell, Victoria even took a bath fully clothed.

And Daisy is not alone. Lynda La Plante, the creator of the groundbreaking Prime Suspect series starring Helen Mirren, was also on record saying the same thing in a news story a few days ago.

Feel free to disagree when some nobody like me complains that shows like Class don’t need sex scenes to tell their stories. When the creators of two extremely popular series say it, it carries weight. Word has it The Crown is the rare Netflix show that shows restraint too. Series 6 of Game of Thrones was its best yet and it had no sex scenes at all. At least some people are getting it! Maybe this might also mean a show like Doctor Who, which has been dismissed as “for kids” because it doesn’t include adult content, might get a bit more respect going forward too.

Unnecessary sex scenes have ruined a number of shows. Outlander is technically family history (without giving the game away I belong to a clan featured in the fantasy show). I won’t watch it because they stopped the plot too often to have the two leads have sex when they could have gotten the job done of establishing their characters and their romance in other ways.

(PS. Yes I know I’m breaking my self-imposed Daily Mail ban here. But as the article was written by Daisy herself, I set the ban aside.)

(PPS. Fans of Vicbourne will want to read her comments about scenes like  “I want to dance with you”)