but this is just so perfect

My reason of how I cannot draw Mark fuckin’ Fischbach’s facial Region.

I cannot draw guys for shit, no matter how damn hard I fuckin’ try. This guy’s got the face of what many would depict as a greek god, or like a roman statue. He’s got a very defined facehole, with a jaw that could cut the string of life like in Hercules. He has a chiseled jaw that could decapitate a stone statue’s head, and it’s just… 

SO FUCKING HARD

@markiplier HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH A FACE THAT WAS CHISELED BY THE LORDS OF THE COSMOS

HOW DOES YOUR FACEHOLE DEFINE JUSTICE

HOW IS IT SO… DEFINED

WHAT IS YOUR FECKIN’ SECRETS

I NEED TO KNOW

FOR 18 YEARS, I’VE BEEN SHEDDING BLOOD, SWEAT, SOUL FLAKES, AND TEARS TO MAKE MY ART NOT JUST DETAILED TO THE T, BUT TO MAKE IT ABSOLUTELY PERFECT

YOUR FACEHOLE FRUSTRATES ME, MARK

THE ONLY THING KEEPING ME TO YOUR CHANNEL IS DICK JOKES AND MEMES

THIS IS HOW FAR I COME

TO BE BESTED YET PLEASED BY A MAN OF DIFFICULT FACIAL REGION GEOGRAPHY AND FEATURES

I’M GOING BACK TO DRAWING HOOTTUBES SHITTING STARS NOW

anonymous asked:

i'm a babysitter and i was picking kids up from school and babysitting them from 3-7. i cooked them some food and then we went to the park. we came back home an hour or two before their parents were supposed to get home. it's now 8 and their parents still aren't here, i've been texting them since 7 but they won't reply. if yo worried so i called the kid's aunt. she traced their phones, these assholes ran away to ARIZONA leaving me with their kids. i had to call the cops bc of child abandonment

Good for you calling the cops on them! WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!? I remember hearing about a recent sad case where a woman just left her kids alone for a week while she went on vacation with her new bf. How the fuck do these kinds of people have kids when couples that are perfect in every way can’t get pregnant? FUCK this pisses me off! Every part of me wants to know every detail about the justice that hammers down on these horrible people. If you find out anything let us know. I mainly want to know the kids are safe at the very least. Who knows how many times they’ve pulled this shit. You deserve a medal, a pancake breakfast, a new car, and a standing ovation. You did right by those lil ones. -Abby

i’m telling you the makeup world opens up to you when you realize you don’t have to be doing everything that ppl on youtube/instagram vids are doing or buying the exact products they’re using to be doing makeup the “right” way

Betty and Cheryl are both victims of their parents emotional abuse. They just handle it differently. Betty crops it up and tries to be the perfect daughter causing breakdowns and Cheryl does the same but has a harder time controlling her emotions so instead of having a breakdown every now and then, she takes her anger/frustration out on people. 

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Prompt: “Why aren’t you nervous around me?“

Pairing: Jensen x Reader

Word Count: 1,246

Requested by: @torn-and-frayed

A/N: Yeahhh this turned into a oneshot lol :)


“Son a fuck!” You half growl, half whine shooting daggers at the flat tire in front of you.

This is just perfect. This is what you get for finally taking a week off from work. Being a successful, in demand actress isn’t always the best thing for your health. The stress alone could kill you.

So you figured visiting your parents in your hometown would be a good break. You foolishly borrowed your brother’s car to do some errands. He’s never been one to take care of things. Case and point. His car fucking sucks.

Your plans have obviously been changed and now you’re stranded on the side of the road. Cursing at yourself for even leaving the house, you start pacing around the car like a mad woman.

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partes de canciones de 5sos que me recuerdan a los signos💕

Aries: She’s kinda hot

“ Sometimes I’m feeling like I’m going insane
My neighbour told me that I got bad brains
But I’m alright though (We’re alright though)
Yeah, we’ll be alright though (We’re alright though)
‘Cause we’re the kings and the queens of the new broken scene
And we’re alright though”

Tauro: English love affair

“When the lights go out, she’s all I ever think about
The picture burning in my brain, kissing in the rain
I can’t forget, my English love affair
Today, I’m seven thousand miles away
The movie playing in my head of a king size bed means I can’t forget
My English love affair”

Géminis: Good girls

“ 'Cause every night she studies hard in her room
At least that’s what her parents assume
But she sneaks out the window to meet with her boyfriend
Here’s what she told me the time that I caught 'emShe said to me:
“Forget what you thought
'Cause good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught
So just turn around and forget what you saw
'Cause good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught” “

Cáncer: Safety Pin

“ Once I got a little taste
Now I’m addicted to your fix
Oh yeah this time, maybe this time
Two wrongs make a right

We’ll safety pin, the pieces of our broken hearts back together
Patching up all the holes until we both feel much better
Deleted things are really dead, so now I’ll say the things I never said “

Leo: Just saying

“ You got a boyfriend And he’s a total loser All your friends tell you that he’s got not future But they like me, Just saying

He barely takes you out If he does he’s late
And when the check comes, he always makes you pay I’d never do that, Just saying

You should leave him 'Cause it really makes me sick, Just saying
Just saying
You don’t need him I’ll help you get over it, Just saying “

Virgo: Invisible

“ Wasted days
Dreaming of the times I know I can’t get back
It seems I just lost track
Looking on
As all of life’s colors seem to fade to grey
I just walked away “

Libra: She looks so perfect

“ Let’s get out, let’s get out
Because this deadbeat town’s only here
Just to keep us down
While I was out
I found myself alone just thinking
If I showed up with a plane ticket
And a shiny diamond ring with your name on it
Would you want to run away too?
Because all I really want is you “

Escorpio: Wrapped Around Your Finger

“ Throwing rocks at your window at midnight
You met me in your backyard that night
In the moonlight you looked just like an angel in disguise
My whole life seemed like a postcard

You were mine for a night
I was out of my mind
You were mine for a night
I don’t know how to say goodbye “

Sagitario: Long way home

“ So we’re taking the long way home
'Cause I don’t wanna be wasting my time alone
I wanna get lost and drive forever with you,
Talkin’ bout nothing, yeah, whatever, baby
So we’re taking the long way home tonight “

Capricornio: Disconnected

“ Tune out the static sound of the city that never sleeps
Here in the moment on the dark side of the screen I like the summer rain
I like the sounds you make
We put the world away
We get so disconnected
You are my getaway
You are my favorite place
We put the world away
Yeah we’re so disconnected”

Acuario: Unpredictable

“ Hey we’re taking on the world
I’ll take you where you wanna go
Pick you up if you fall to pieces
Let me be the one to save you
Break the plans we had before
Let’s be unpredictable”

Piscis: Heartbreak girl

“ I dedicate this song to you,
The one who never sees the truth,
That I can take away your hurt, heartbreak girl.
Hold you tight straight through the day light,
I’m right here, when you gonna realize
That I’m your cure, heartbreak girl? “

TO BUGHEAD SHIPPERS PT7

AHHHHHH

AHHHHHHHH

MY EMOTIONS OF LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE I CANT I CANT 

JUST LOOK

YASS BETTY IS NOW REALIZING HE IS THE ONE

AND HOW HE HOLDS HER COME ON THEY ARE PERFECT

AND HOW WE WAS SO JEALOUS WHEN SHE WAS GOING ON A DATE WITH SOMEONE

ITS HAPPENING IN NEXT EPISODE AND MY FEELS I CANT

DBSHSHADHASD

fauxmoon22  asked:

hey! new im a new tumbler user but i loooove your blog, its so fun. and i love mystic messenger so even better. for valentines would you consider writing about how the guys ( seven, jumin,zen, yoosung ) have planed the "perfect" valentines date ( in their own style)but things keep going sooo wrong its funny, but mc can see they're trying so hard and convinces them that its perfect by just spending the day with them? they could be a couple already or a first formal date hope you like the idea!

Thank you for your request, you’re so cute *v* i really hope you like it!

Yoosung

  • Mc will love this cake ;)
  • He made it with a lot of love!
  • Oh, but he needs to organize this place too, let’s see…
  • Candles are always something romantic, doesn’t it?
  • Why doesn’t this light up? Why this is hard?!
  • When he finally did it, he’s just smiling
  • “Done ;)" 
  • But he forgot the tablecloth…
  • Ok, no need to be nervous…Let’s just take the supporter of the candle gently…
  • SHIT, the fire went out
  • Not this again T-T, so he yeah, it was some time before he could light this up again.
  • Everything is perfect!

  • Wait…How many minutes he’s here…?
  • THE CAKE!
  • Ok, when he was going to take the cake off the oven, he forgot the gloves
  • The cake is on the ground now…Yoosung is crying.
  • You came home earlier to see this scene when he sees you his eyes widened
  • "No…! Don’t see this disaster…Oh no no no, worst boyfriend ever!”
  • You laugh and then you give him a hug “It’s alright Yoosung…Don’t cry!”
  • He looks at you, with his puppy eyes “I want to do something special…”
  • You smiled, so cute!
  • And then you got closer “Being with you is already something special”
  • His eyes are so bright now, and he’s blushing…After a while, he gives you one wide smile.
  • Both of you will go see some movie, a romantic one!
  • But hey, Yoosung is already thinking about next year…Those candles will not beat him again!

Zen

  • Ok, first things first, he pick a big sack of petals that he was keeping hidden for all this moment
  • He’ll put all these petals in bed, romantic right?
  • You’ll be so surprised! It’s going to be so great! This will be one unforgettable Valentine’s Day!
  • So he did it, he fills the bed with those petals, he’s with such a wide smile on his face while he’s doing that
  • Just to think about…Calm down beast!
  • When he opened the door to go to the living room, he noticed that the bedroom window was open!
  • It was like a slow-motion scene in a movie, he was screaming “Nooooo”  while he was running to the window…
  • But the worst happened, a strong wind came and made the petals fly…
  • And because he let the door to the living room open…The petals are in the living room now too.
  • It’s just a big mess!
  • He ran to the living room to pick those petals before they go to the bathroom, kitchen, he doesn’t know!
  • But then he sees you in the door…You were out to buy something to one special dinner…But you came home you early!
  • “MC?! Why are you here so early?!”
  • “…The market was closed…” You look at all this mess “What happened…?" 
  • "A DISASTER!” He said sighing, you can see he’s so frustrated, you know how he is always waiting for Valentine’s Day, he’s the romantic type of guy.
  • “Hey” You got closer to him, putting your hand under his chin, making him look at you “You’re here, i’m here too, this is all we need to have the best Valentine’s ever” you smiled.
  • He smiles too.
  • He understands with that simple quote that what matter is not what he does…What matter is that you’re with him.
  • And you’re not going to leave this house today anymore, let’s just say that.

Jumin

  • Last year you said to Jumin that something meaning is better than anything money can buy.
  • So instead of going to a restaurant or something, he’ll cook something for you.
  • But Jumin’s so confident today, he can make you pancakes, so this recipe will be easy!
  • Everything goes wrong.
  • His first attempt, the food got burnt.
  • His second attempt, the food was raw.
  • In his third attempt…What has happened here? Is this food?! Or he created a monster?
  • He’s so pissed off right now, he’ll call some help, you’ll never know!
  • But you got home too early…You weren’t supposed to be here, Driver Kim should make you wait even more in the shopping!
  • WHY
  • Your eyes widened when you see the mess…Oh god, even the couch is dirty with food.
  • You see a dress in the couch, it’s dirtied too.
  • Jumin saw this too, he’ll die.
  • “Oh no…The dress…!” He runs to it, picking it up, he look at you, “MC…I’m sorry, i’ll make up to you, i’ll but anything you want, we can go on a trip or some—”
  • You cut him out, with a laugh.
  • This is too funny, and he’s too cute like that!
  • You pick an apron, putting it, and then you just smile looking at him “Let’s do this together!”
  • Jumin froze, just looking at you…After that, he just gives you a genuine smile.
  • “Yes, my love…”

707

  • He’s creating another robot for you, this time a robot of him.
  • Now he’s just recording something, so when you press a button, you’ll listen to it!
  • “MC…I love you” He smiles, and when he recorded the press the button…Nothing.
  • And then he tries and tries, again and again, his sweet “i love you” is angry and stressed, “i love you”.
  • Until he has enough of it “Go to hell, stupid thing!” He sighs, throwing that on the couch. 
  • And then he realizes…The place is a mess, you’re used to it…You know, see all those metal bits on the floor, but today is supposed to be a good day!
  • He looks at the window…Well, at least you guys can see the stars ;D
  • It starts to rain, what the hell!
  • DAMN IT! He screamed, and this woke up, you get out of the bedroom and walk toward him “Saeyoung…?What’s the matter?” He widened his eyes, oh shit, he didn’t think about a solution yet!
  • “Oh, hi MC…!” Stay calm…Act normally….Smiles…Smiles…
  • “What happened here?” You ask laughing “Oh, nothing MC, i was just…DON’T TOUCH THAT!”
  • You were picking up the robot “Why not…?It spits fire?! But it looks like you, it’s cute!”
  • “This doesn’t work…I couldn’t make it talk” He sights walking towards you.
  • “Really?” You push the button and then you listen Saeyoung’s voice “GO TO HELL, STUPID THING” Your eyes and Saeyoung’s eyes widened 
  • “MC THAT WASN’T SUPPOSE TO BE FOR YOU, IT WAS FOR THIS DAMN ROBOT!” You laugh.
  • He sighs, this Valentine’s Day got out of control.
  • “Hey, we can try to make another one…Together, come on, teach me!”
  • He never thought you were interested in this… Oh, you actually want to spend some time with him? Trying to make him happy?
  • While he was thinking, you pick his glasses from his face putting on your face now “NOW I FEEL LIKE I CAN DO ANYTHING!!”
  • He laughs, while you laugh with him and then he picks your hand, dragging you to the bedroom “What are you going Seven?”
  • “I’LL SHOW YOU SOME STARS!”
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It was the first cosplay she ever did. After needling her mom to sew her the costume and order her a wig, she spent the next evenings sitting up late, forming a wonky necklace out of clay and too much acrylic paint. When her parents nagged her to go to bed, she just stuck her tongue out, until they threatened to not let her go to the con after all. It wasn’t perfect. But with all the compliments and requests of “can I take your picture?”, it was all she ever wanted.

Kessie’s Katara cosplay is finished…. well, apart from the shoes. Honestly I may just remake the whole outfit, because it turned out I’d left most of my single-coloured cottons at my parents’ so I had to work with the scraps I had. And I had no dark blue satin band for the necklace.

But on the other hand; yay BJD cosplay photoshoot. I’ve always wanted to have one tbh, I’ve just been too lazy to actually make a cosplay outfit. I may do some outdoors sometime later.

It’s my first time working with overlays at all in photoshop, so that was a new experience for sure. I do need a lot of practice, but hey, it was super fun adding all that water still :3

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i had the absolute best day today. julia, lindsey and i drove two & half hours to the coast and roamed around boardwalk shops and the beach. we found this pastel pink motel and the managers let us into the top suite to take photos in, we took really cute polaroids and are going to take the whole crew back to stay the night in march. we drove a ways to the beach and set up a picnic, lindsey collected sand dollars and i took some really pretty shots of her in the wild grass. dinner was pasta at a tiny pizzeria by the shore and just barely left before the sun started to set. between all the sing alongs in the car and moments for perfect photography it was beyond perfect, i’m so grateful.