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Zodiac signs as RPDR season 9 quotes

Aries: Don’t joke about that

Taurus: No, you’re done, because I’m gonna tell you why you’re done

Gemini: I can’t wait to get out of here and be a hoe!

Cancer: I’m a good girl, I am

Leo: I can’t wait to knock you out of your winner place

Virgo: You didn’t say JK!

Libra: I call shade!

Scorpio: You are perfect, you are beautiful, you look like Linda Evangelista, you’re a model

Sagittarius: Could you shut up a second?

Capricorn: Do I look upset to you?

Aquarius: Sue me!

Pisces: *Farrah crying*

the signs as rpdr s9 catchphrases
  • aries: sue me
  • taurus: don't joke about that
  • gemini: you're perfect, you're beautiful, you look like linda evangelista
  • cancer: you didn't say jk though
  • leo: i should have been blac chyna
  • virgo: why push it straight to negativity?
  • libra: i'd like to keep it on please
  • scorpio: i don't wanna be the one, but i'm gonna be the one
  • sagittarius: why ya'll acting brand new?
  • capricorn: you're done and i'm gonna tell you why you're done
  • aquarius: what's an adjective?
  • pisces: i call shade