but this interview is hilarious

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T: Have you ever been escorted out by security?

J: Uh, from a show? I don’t know…

T: Your own show?

J: I guess just in general, no. I wish that I could say yes.

T: I feel like you should say yes.

J: Yeah. I get into a lot of trouble, I cause scenes and major trouble. 

T: It’s better for our band if you do.

(video)

I’m not good at crushes. What if they don’t like the same food as me? I can’t handle that kind of letdown.
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John Boyega talks about Harrison Ford for the 2015 Britannia Awards

Harrison knows he’s Harrison Ford, and I knew it that day. I always had a conspiracy theory that he knew he was Harrison Ford, but people always say, “When you meet Harrison, he’s casual, he’s laidback.” And all those things he is…but at the same time, he knows who he is.

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David Suchet’s Poirot joke on the Doctor Who Fan Show, May 6, 2017 [x]

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Bad Vampire Chronicles Aesthetics: Interview w/ the Vampires

u whining coward of a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats and staring for hrs at candles as if they were ppl and standing in the rain like a zombie until ur clothes are drenched and u smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a baffled idiot at the zoo.

(Inspired by Bad Shakespeare Aesthetics!)

I knew there had to be more interview footage we hadn’t seen yet lmao. Riz Ahmed & Alan Tudyk interviews are forever hilarious. Here’s a new one that was found today.

“Riz Ahmed: The force is…

Riz Ahmed: …真他媽的好!(fucking good.)

Interviewer: What’s that?

Alan Tudyk: Jiang Wen taught him that.”

Credit to Eabevella for translation

What song did you grow up listening to that you wish was on your album?
  • Patrick: Let's answer for each other! I'm gonna say Pete would have wanted to have written… Paradise City?
  • Pete: I would say for Patrick… it would be a Tom Waits song but I can't think of one right now, so I'm gonna say Radio Radio by Elvis Costello
  • Andy: (to Joe) I don't know what you wanna write
  • Joe: I don't know what you wanna write either