but this i think is an exception

omg there was a fake fire alarm at 4:50 am in my halls and the things i’ve seen and heard, being on the ground floor and all…

it stopped pretty quickly but kept going on and off so i threw on some pants, my coat and some slippers to go and check if it was genuine.

after being told to go back to bed i came upon a group of brits in fluffy robes, and i’m pretty positive one of them was holding a cup of tea (priorities peeps!)

and as we speak a girl just yelled a few « fuck you »s very loudly and i have no idea if she was just venting out or actually insulting the staff, in which case wow girl chill

i ain’t mad because i had missed my 4 am alarm to study so this was pretty efficient, although quite brutal and adrenaline-inducing. 7/10 would do again but not too often

Ya know bisexual characters can be…bisexual….you don’t gotta write them in fanfic like they’ve been Straight™ all their life but this One Person is the exception….like I know it’s wild….but their partner doesn’t have to be the only person of the same sex they’ve ever Noticed™ ever

happy birthday to my special boy !!!!
it’s a hamster plush party

voltron writers: lance sometimes says things like ‘ten thousand is one thousand plus ten’ because he’s the airhead comic relief character :)

me, an intellectual: english isn’t lance’s first language. and although he’s now fluent (presumably due to his enrollment at the garrison), the occasional mistranslation can still occur. however, these slip-ups are in no way a measure of his intelligence.

10

Clarke + everyone knowing about her feelings for Lexa

2

How does this boy get all his hair into his helmet, Dreamworks please explain.

8

“The ideal nap scenario is that you get a break midday for some reason, like your schedule suddenly opened up. When does that happen, right? You go home, it’s warm outside, there’s a bit of a cool breeze so you can open your window. But there’s no traffic outside, no cars making loud noises. Maybe just birds, and the faint sounds of children playing. Throw in a wind chime. And you just play some nature sounds, turn on your white noise machine, and you get 30 good minutes. Just long enough to reset, and then when you wake up, you have food somehow.”

history-nerd-elijah  asked:

*slides you a glass of chocolate milk* so those voltron headcanons

i swear you guys make me feel like a drug dealer sometimes

  • allura: [wrecks someone] lance: “that was, cómo se dice… savage?”
  • hunk maintains that his brightass headband can be worn with any outfit
    • he’s well on his way to giving allura a stroke
    • “i don’t get it, why can’t i wear my headband to the party? the tuxedo’s black, orange and black totally match-”
  • lance: “do do do-” [shoots sentry] “-another one bites the dust”
  • shiro’s been wondering if he can get half off discounts on gloves now since he only needs one
  • *coran voice* “princess as your legal guardian i am obligated to say that violence is wrong. but lowkey? those bitches deserved it”
  • every time the team splits up shenanigans happen
    • but shenanigans happen all the time so no one really remembers who was with them when any particular shenanigan happened
    • “heh remember that time on planet yordek when lance-” “we agreed to never speak of that again keithiel
    • “haha remember when we went to the mall and i became an indentured servant and took over a restaurant” “…what”
  • [something explodes in the distance] pidge, running into the room: “i want to preface this by saying that nothing happened, nothing is on fire. that is mere speculation. do we have a fire extinguisher?”

Sanders Sides random headcanons

-Logan makes origami when he wants to calm down

-He started off pretty small; stars and hearts and whatnot, but now he can make even the most delicate of designs

-He gives all the finished products to Patton who fusses over them like a proud parent because aww logan? this is so pretty??? i cant believe you made these for me?????

-Logan doesn’t tell Patton that methodically folding paper is just his way of de-stressing and he’s only giving him the final products to save space. Instead, he goes to make more

-Virgil is the only side that knows how to moonwalk

-Roman is furious, especially since Virgil not only refuses to teach him but now likes to moonwalk out of their arguments

-Roman eventually learns how to tap-dance as retaliation because yes he is that petty

-It’s not an uncommon sight for the others to walk in on Roman aggressively tap-dancing around an increasingly frustrated Virgil who jUST WANTS TO MOONWALK AWAY DAMN IT ROMAN STOP BLOCKING HIM

-Patton knits everyone Christmas sweaters. And Thanksgiving sweaters. And Halloween sweaters. And birthday sweaters. And Valentine’s Day sweaters. And Easter sweaters. And St. Patrick’s Day sweaters. And 4th of July sweaters. And Pride month sweaters. And

-The other sides suspect he’s started making up holidays as an excuse to knit more sweaters

-Sometimes Patton even makes them for inanimate objects. It’s not uncommon to see a chair draped in a bright red & yellow sweater, or a pretty blue sweater wrapped around the lamp

-It’s cute, but the others have to draw the line when Patton ties a sweater around the fridge. How are they supposed to open that now

-Virgil likes to bet with Patton on who’ll be the victor in Roman and Logan’s arguments (they both bet on Logan, so when he inevitably wins, all they do is swap money)

-Virgil likes to bet in general, usually about dares against Roman. No one is sure where he gets the money from but no one asks

–‘5 bucks says Roman won’t eat that expired sandwich I found in the back of the fridge’

*cue sounds of Roman frantically shoving the sandwich in his mouth because fUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT*

-Patton bruises like a peach, poor child

-He is very sensitive to everything around him being at the core of a lot of thomas’s feelings and all and that includes physical stuff too. Bump his head on the wall? Oh no it’s purple now. Hit his knee on the desk? That sure ain’t leaving soon

-It doesn’t help that he’s clumsier than a puppy

-Speaking of which, that black puppy he’s adopted? Yeah uh it’s name is Logan Jr and it’s too late to change it now

-Logan pretends to not like it, but he’s actually the one feeding and walking it the most. He’d rather have a cat but hey, what can ya do? It makes Patton happy

(Aaand that is all for now. Have a wonderful day, amigos ✌)