but they looked so good big like this

  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: Elder Price's obsession with Orlando is SO much deeper than people realize. It's like a metaphor for his happiness. The way he describes the road trip with his parents was clearly a time in his life where he had felt true happiness to an extent that it still resonates with him at an older age. His parents told him if he worked hard for the things he wanted, then he'd get them in the end. And look at the result of that? He's like the perfect Mormon who focuses so much on 'being' a good Mormon that he doesn't have much of a life outside of that. After Kevin's incident with the general and Cunningham approaches him, Kevin launches into this big emotional speech about working hard to get what he deserves. And he talks about how he 'worked and worked' and it's concerning because Kevin equates Orlando to happiness and everything had fallen apart and crumbled at that moment. He truly gives up and believes everything is over for him and he's "just a guy who will die' and never find his way back to Orlando(aka happiness). But after he sees the play he's smitten and when he sings the small reprise "But they were happy, and wearing costumes, it was almost like...Orlando." which is the turning point in his view because Kevin realizes right there that 'Orlando' AKA HAPPINESS, can be made and found anywhere, it's not just a singular static thing. And that's why he stays because he has a new lease on life after that and understands that he can create his own happiness so-
Fav Jin harem content pt.2
  • Jin : *wearing his ripped jeans with them big ass hole on the upper thigh*
  • Jin : *walk out* Guys I'm ready to go!!
  • Yoongi : ugh...what took you so lo-*chokes*uhm uh, I mean...yeah...no, hyung you're not walking out like this.
  • Jin : What???
  • Hoseok : Jin hyung looks good in everything~ what's wrong with- oh...OHHHH...that's what's wrong...
  • Jin : But wh-
  • Namjoon : *mutters* fuck.
  • Namjoon : *stood up real quick and heads for the bathroom*
  • Jin : Namjoon where you going???
  • Jimin : Yeah hyung...let me just...
  • Jimin : *wrap Jin in like 10 blankets*
  • Jin : Jiminie what are you do-
  • Taehyung : and let me just...
  • Taehyung : *somehow manages to slip his hand in the ripped hole*
  • Yoongi : oh hell nah!!!! Kid take your hands off!!!!
  • Taehyung : Make me~~~~
  • Hoseok : *smack Tae's head* Yah! You brat!
  • Bangtan : *starts fighting*
  • Jungkook : *attemping to rip Jin's jeans off during the chaos*
  • Jin : AHHhHhHhH!!!!! That's enough!!! I'm going out by myself!!!
  • Bangtan : *in unison* NO~~~~~~~~
  • *Door slams*
  • Bangtan : Fuck.
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ok sorry it’s rly not a big deal or anything i’m just being extra but i’m just really annoyed with myself for always hesitating and questioning myself bc it stops me from doing so much and uGHH i just. am v annoyed with myself anyway this is what happened re: my previous post so read if ur interested and rejoice in my sadness and self hate,,,, ps another thing to make me even more emo: thEY WERE SINGING A LOVE SONG WHILE LOOKING AT ME OK BYE

galactic-glubs  asked:

hey, how are you? (pffht- i'm lame as fuck.)

i am,, livin life ig. fam is on vacay so it’s just me and @janalowitz and that means im a lot calmer and shit. people at my job have been making a big effort to call be Alexander and he and it’s great?? and I feel like with all the looking I’ve been doing I’m bound to find an apartment soon?? which is uh really great. im excited tbh,,

otherwise like slime rancher updated recently and almost completed the map and I drew smtn good last night?? i found a new favorite song and I’ve gotten to spend lots of time with both my boyfriends lately. so like. im doing good.

Wedding Day - Tony DiNozzo X Reader

NCIS Fluff Drabble

Written For: Golden Girls 1.5k Challenge

Prompt: Blanche 1. It’s amazing how I can feel so bad and look so good

Warnings: none

The big day had finally arrived Y/n was going to marry the love of her life Tony DiNozzo. Two short weeks ago it seemed like it may not happen, Tony was shot while working a case. Y/n had been so scared she’d lose Tony before their lives together even started. But that horrible time was over and she was looking down the aisle at Tony standing there. Tony was looking at his beautiful bride to be as her father walked her down the aisle. He didn’t know how he could have gotten so lucky to have a woman like Y/n. They read their own vows and the minister pronounced them husband and wife. Tony kissed her lips and only he would add tongue in front of all their family and friends. Later on at the reception Tony and Y/n were getting ready to take their wedding pictures. Tony was standing in front of a mirror with Y/n adjusting his tie, “It’s amazing how I can feel so bad and look so good” he said. “Yeah Tony only you could get shot in the ass and two weeks later look sexy as hell” Y/n said. “Very funny Mrs. DiNozzo” he laughed, “I thought it was, Mr. DiNozzo” Y/n said.

Tagging @itswitchcraft-not-googlemaps @jenniferdixon @purplejellybean @superbasementflower @queencflair @spn-twd-smut @deanwinchester-smut @deanjensengirlmaggie @jenkarev

I’m super excited to finally be putting Matthew on this blog, he’s so precious and I’ve been dying to share him with everyone. He appears to be the strong and silent type, but take one step into his subconscious and you’ll find nothing but a big, shy and pure baby. Don’t let him fool you. He blushes easily and is quick to get defensive when he feels cornered, which means he’ll probably get pouty and sarcastic. He’s a good boi though deep down, too nice for his own good sometimes.

I’m about to start working on it now, so… like this for a one-liner starter from him. I’ll let you all known when his bio is up so you can take a look, if you’d like!

anonymous asked:

You know what's sad? That Selena and Justin looked so good together and were so in love but it all ended because Selena overreacted and nothing was the same after that. I'm not a big fan of Justin and I don't like Selena but I really hope Justin finds someone who will cherish him and appreciate his love because the boy deserves to be with someone that makes him so happy. (Sorry this randomly came to my head)

Agreed

beetoast  asked:

How about Pharah meeting her s.o.'s parents? Thank you, have a good day!

((And you my dear, also have a good day!))

Meeting Parents:
-You tell Fareeha to dress casual, so she tries to look nice and casual at the same time.
-When you get to your parents’ house, she’s sweating like a sinner in church.
-Once you two are inside, she’s doing her best to try to look sophisticated.
-If you were to rate Fareeha’s manners on a scale of one to ten, it’s a twenty.
-If she thinks she says something out of line, her face goes red and immediately apologizes, even if what she said isn’t a big deal.
-If at the end, your parents like her, she feels victorious!
-If they don’t, then she’s going to make it her goal to get them to like her.
-She will not stop until they do.
-Because she will prove that she is worthy of dating you.

How did I get so lucky?

I was talking to Anthony yesterday about how I feel like I’ve let myself go with my appearance cause of all the weight I’ve gained. I don’t bother with makeup or jewelry. I never do anything special to doll myself up anymore because I feel like there’s no point with how big I am. I told him I feel like other guys/people look at us and wonder why hes with me cause hes so skinny and attractive and such a great guy. I’m just a fat oaf who doesn’t try.

He told me it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks its about what he thinks and he thinks I’m beautiful. I told him I let my body go so bad because he doesn’t care so I just eat what I want when I want it. He still doesn’t care and he thinks I’m beautiful every day.

Where did this wonderful man come from?

I’m contemplating cancelling my gym membership. I never make time to go anymore. I refuse to workout at home because of the money I pay for the gym. I really want to stop being lazy and become a yoga enthusiast. I’ve learned enough over the years to where I should be able to workout successfully at home. Part of me wants change and the other part is like fuck it my boyfriend loves me anyway so who cares!

The Time I Pushed a Jerkface off a 35ft Cliff(With Good Reason)

Before we start off let me be clear. I did not murder a man by randomly shoving him off a cliff. Technically, I actually had permission, but still not murder. Chill.

Here we go.

So this is back in Mexico, at the same park as the Sting Ray Incident, just an hour later. Id already recovered from my near death experience and moved on from my friend nearly drowning me. I faced it, i survived, im good and not concerned.

One of the many attractions at this park was the Cliff of Courage. It’s a 35ft cliff that plunges into the water. Now, by my standards, 35ft is low for a cliff jump. Ive done way higher (adrenaline junkie) but obviously i was gonna jump just to say that I did. My parents, grandparents, and Jamie didnt want to jump. No surprise, so they went ahead to meet me on the other side of the river.

So sixteen year old me wanders over and there’s this big group of burly looking men.

Like huge

They’re all standing at the edge jostling each other around. And just by looking at them you can see they’re american. I dont even need to hear their texan accents to know.

So they’re pulling the whole macho act of “you jump i jump” “ohhh but then you wont jump” bs and just generally being chickens and not willing to show it.

And because of this they wont let anyone else jump. Like ten people came and left because these jerks wouldnt let anyone else go.

Eventually i get annoyed and snap “either jump or get out of my way!”

And the dude who is obviously the leader just turns and grins at me.

He assumed what i call the “douchebag alpha male pose” hands on hips, crotch foreward, you know the one, and you know the body language that goes with it.

He thinks he’s superior. Now this guy is the biggest of them all.

Massive biceps, raging six pack, the works. The Hulk would probaby do a double take at this dudes size.

And little me is not intimidated in the least.

I learned to fight at a very young age, especially men larger than me. I know if things turns south i can take him no problem. A few hits here and there and he’s out for the count.

He starts walking towards me, and i step forward too. He may be alpha male, but he just crossed an Alpha Female who doesnt back down from a challenge.

Strike one.

He looks over at his pals and says,

“Ohhhh, the little lady’s going to jump, is she?” And he just sneers down at me, all arrogance and misplaced confidence.

Strike two.

“Tell you what, sweetheart.” Ohhh he did not just say that. “You jump, we’ll let you push us.”

Three strikes he’s out he just made the biggest mistake of his life.

I just grin and go “ok” and turn and immediately dive over the edge. Im soaring through the air, enjoying the fall. I turn just in time to see his face go from 😏 to 😧

I smack down into the water grinning. Originally the plan was the swim across the river and meet up with my family, but i am cashing in this bet. Except there’s only one way to get back up to that cliff from here

I scale the side of the cliff with the rope and I can hear them chatting nervously up top

I pop up over the edge and prop myself up on the ledge with the sweetest, most steel-lined smile I can manage and say, “who’s next?”

So Alpha laughs and stands at the edge as I haul myself up. He’s laughing and assuring his buddies he’ll be back in a second cause I wont really do it and–

I straight arm him and he goes flying

He flails and plunges over the edge, shrieking in the most high pitched, terrified shriek Ive ever heard a dude bro make. He sputters to the surface and gapes up at me as I grin like a hellion down at him. I turn to the rest of his jerk buddies and smile.

Oddly enough they all jumped of their own accord

SKAM S04E09 Clip 5 - Maghrib

SANA: Please accept my fast, even though I’ve behaved badly. Please watch over Eva and Vilde and Noora, Chris. Please watch over Isak and Even and Elias and Yousef.

[VILDE: Hi, are you ready to meet up?

EVA: Sana! Chris and I will pick you up with the van in 20 minutes.

SANA: Ok cool

SANA: I regret cancelling the date with Yousef

NOORA: YEEES! Call him! Go!

EVA: Do it girl!! Life is NOW!!

SANA: According to Islam, life is after death. Which is one of the reasons why I should stay away from him

CHRIS: According to me, the abdomen is dead after death. Which is one of the reasons why you should meet him!!

VILDE: Yousef! Yousef! Yousef!

SANA: Hahaha I get why mom is worried that I don’t have any Muslim friends

NOORA: Hello! OK!! I can argue from an Islamic perspective

SANA: Now I’m intrigued

NOORA: Ok, doesn’t Islam believe in destiny?

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Ummm can we talk about the Kiss FM UK interview for a sec?

There’s a particular moment in the interview that had my Camren alarms going off!! 🚨🌚🚨

When talking about the concept of the album Camila describes the Loving - she starts off by saying that it’s about a really good time in her life (may I add here that the way she talks about it it seems like all the songs have already been written, so that whole “I need to find a boy to finish the Loving” is clearly big gaymila bullshit!) 

The interviewer asks her “Loving yourself?” - I mean that would be a good and easy path to take - after a break up you usually take time to heal and indeed love yourself…

But surprise! It doesn’t look like those happy times were only about that - Camila clearly pauses, and “loving myself” becomes “loving life” - Obviously Camila had much more than herself to love… ya’ll know what I’m getting at 

Then Camila continues by saying that it wasn’t really about self-confidence or insecurity, that clearly it wasn’t that much about her…

Then Camila hit the nail in my Camren coffin by saying that it’s about a “relationship-friendship”, yes, the two words attached, no pause in between! Suggesting that the relationship/friendship is only ONE relationship. Now who do we know that could’ve been a lover and a friend to Camila at the same time???

My theory since the beginning is that The Hurting, The Healing, The Loving is, in chronological order, the telling of Camren’s first break up (The Hurting), how Camila dealt with it and eventually became friends again with Lauren (The Healing) and then how they got back together (The Loving). I don’t think the break up that happened after that (I believe March 2017) will be a subject on the album.

Anyhoo, Camila says after that that the album is clearly a type of closure for her, so I really believe that Camren is separated right now - which is something that doesn’t really bother me since I think they both need to experience new things and grow separately for a while, only to get back together happier in the future.. 😊

Over the years, I didn’t realise how many guitars I had. And then, when we finished our last tour, my guitar technician, he gave me all of the guitars that I had collected for the last four, five years, he just came up to my house with this big flight case with all of my guitars in it, and there was literally – I found out I had 25 guitars. I’ve since auctioned some off, and I’ve probably still got about 15, maybe.  But it’s so good, I love guit-, guitars are like, they’re just amazing to have. You get a really good one, you look after it.
—  Niall Horan // 1LIVE Facebook Live 12.6.17