but they just can't cuz there's so much going on ALL the time

Children Headcanons

-A little Alpha insisting that their Omega friend wears their jacket all the time and the Omega going along with it but when they ask why the Alpha always wants them to wear it the Alpha just shrugs and responds like, “Dunno, dad always loves it when mom wears his jacket cuz it smells like him, so since I’m gonna marry you, you should wear my jacket and smell like me!” and then being confused why the little Omega is blushing like they hadn’t just declared that they want to get married

-A little Omega being picked up from school by their Alpha parent and their Alpha friend boldly introduces themselves as the Omega’s mate. The Alpha parent plays it cool but later that night they are ranting to their own Omega mate about that “arrogant little punk” and their mate is just like, “He’s seven years old, I don’t think we have much to worry about dear.”

-Shy little Omegas clinging to other little Omegas for comfort in schools and playgroups, always nervously holding hands or gripping each other’s sweater sleeves

-An Alpha and Omega having a play date and getting into a very loud argument so the Omega’s mother comes in to check on them and the little Omega tearfully explains that the Alpha won’t agree to any of the names they chose for their baby. And the mom is trying to understand like, “Baby? Are you guys playing house?” and both the children look at her like she’s an idiot or something before the Alpha very seriously answers like, “No, we’re talking about the baby we’re gonna have when we get married in a couple years…and Sparkles is a stupid name.” thus begins more crying/arguing from the Omega while the mother is just very confused because these children are literally only five years old

-Little Alpha, Beta, and Omega that are all best friends and one day the Omega is asked by another student if they would rather marry the Alpha or the Beta and the Omega replies, “I’m gonna marry them both of course, my mom is married to two Alpha’s so I can marry two people too.” and the Alpha and Beta just nod along like it should’ve been an obvious answer to the question

-A smaller than average Alpha child being very weak and always getting sick, being teased by bigger Alphas at school but their Beta and Omega friends always try to protect them and take care of them

-A little group of friends deciding that they are going to be a pack and all live together someday…the idea falls apart about 15 minutes later though when all the Alpha children start fighting about who would get to be the head Alpha

-A little Alpha wanting to show off how strong they are so they try to pick up their Omega friend…only to be horribly mortified when they stumble and drop their friend on the hard ground. The small Omega being in tears while also desperately trying to comfort the Alpha and assure them they really aren’t hurt at all

Wicked Lyric Meme
  • "Isn't it nice to know that good will conquer evil?"
  • "No one mourns the wicked."
  • "The good man scorns the wicked."
  • "Goodness knows, the wickeds lives are only."
  • "Goodness knows, the wicked die alone."
  • "Are people born wicked? Or do they have wickedness thrust upon them?"
  • "Have another drink, my dark eyed beauty."
  • "Woe to those who spurn what goodness they are shown."
  • "Many years I have waited for a gift like yours to appear."
  • "My future is unlimited."
  • "What is this feeling so sudden and new?"
  • "Let's just say, I loathe it all."
  • "Every little trait, however small, makes my very flesh begin to crawl."
  • "There's a strange exhilaration in such total detestation."
  • "I will be loathing you my whole life long."
  • "These things are sent to try us."
  • "The trouble with school is they always try to teach the wrong lesson."
  • "Life's more painless for the brainless."
  • "It's just life, so keep dancing through."
  • "Life is fraughtless for the thoughtless."
  • "Those who don't try never look foolish."
  • "I hope you'll save at least one dance for me. I'll be right there. Waiting. All night."
  • "It's clear we deserve each other."
  • "Finally for this one night, I'm about to have a fun night."
  • "Black is this year's pink."
  • "I've got something to confess. A reason, well, why I asked you here tonight."
  • "We deserve each other. Don't we?"
  • "I've decided to make you my new project."
  • "When someone needs a makeover, I simply have to take over."
  • "You're gonna be popular!"
  • "I'll teach you the proper ploys when you talk to boys, little ways to flirt and flounce."
  • "I'll help you be popular!"
  • "Don't be offended by my frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis."
  • "Did they have brains or knowledge? Don't make me laugh!"
  • "It's not about aptitude, its the way you're viewed."
  • "He could be that boy, but I'm not that girl."
  • "Don't dream too far."
  • "Don't lose sight of who you are."
  • "Wishing only wounds the heart."
  • "One short day full of so much to do."
  • "I think we've found the place where we belong."
  • "One short day to have a lifetime of fun."
  • "I am a sentimental man who's always longed to be a father."
  • "I think everyone deserves the chance to fly."
  • "Why couldn't you have stayed calm for once instead of flying off the handle!"
  • "I hope you're happy how you hurt your cause forever."
  • "I hope you're proud how you would grovel in submission to feed your own ambition."
  • "I don't want it- no- I can't want it anymore."
  • "Something has changed within me. Something is not the same."
  • "I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's game."
  • "It's time to try defying gravity."
  • "Can't I make you understand youre having delusions of grandeur?"
  • "I'm through accepting limits cuz someone says they're so."
  • "Some things I cannot change but til I try, I'll never know."
  • "If that's love it comes at much too high a cost."
  • "I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it."
  • "If in flying solo, at least I'm flying free."
  • "Happy is what happens when all your dreams come true."
  • "People are so empty headed, they'll believe anything."
  • "I can't harbor a fugitive. I'm an elected official."
  • "There isn't a spell for everything."
  • "Finally from these powers, something good."
  • "Surely now I'll matter less to you. You won't mind my leaving here tonight."
  • "I've got to go appeal to her. Express the way I feel for her."
  • "You're going to lose your heart to me, I tell you."
  • "I never asked for this or planned it in advance."
  • "If you insist I will be wonderful."
  • "Where I'm from we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history."
  • "A rich man's a thief or a philanthropist."
  • "Is one a crusader or a ruthless invader?"
  • "It's all in which label is able to persist."
  • "I need help believing you're with me tonight."
  • "My wildest dreamings could not foresee lying beside you with you wanting me."
  • "I'll make every last moment last as long as you're mine."
  • "Maybe I'm brainless, maybe I'm wise, but you've got me seeing through different eyes."
  • "Somehow I've fallen under your spell."
  • "Say there's no future for us as a pair."
  • "Know I'll be here holding you as long as you're mine."
  • "It's just...for the first time, I feel wicked."
  • "Let his flesh not be torn."
  • "Let his blood leave no stain."
  • "Let him never die."
  • "You're the latest victim of my greatest achievment in a long career of distress."
  • "No good deed goes unpunished. That's my new creed."
  • "Was I really seeking good or just seeking attention?"
  • "No good deed will I do again!"
  • "Wickedness must be punished. Evil effectively eliminated."
  • "I've heard it said that people come into our lives for a reason, bringing something we must learn."
  • "We are led to those who help us most to grow if we let them."
  • "I know I'm wrong am today because I knew you."
  • "Who can say if I've been changed for the better."
  • "Because I knew you, I have been changed for good."
  • "So much of me is made of what I learned from you."
  • "I ask forgiveness for the things I've done you blame me for."

ran-noch  asked:

(1) So this is pretty wild that I got picked. Thank my lucky stars. <3 Ok ok. So since theres barely any bleach in here I'd like the break the ice and ask for Grimmjow NSFW HCs... Cuz I'm full of SIN AND CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER THAN NSFW STUFF.

We’re all full of sin here. Welcome home bby. Thank you for requesting something from Bleach! Bleach characters are so hot and so fun to write for. I hope you enjoy these!

Grimmjow NSFW Headcanons

Originally posted by elifusushai

• Grimmjow is just as aggressive in bed as he is in every day life. There would never be a time when you didn’t feel it for days after he fucks you. He will bite, scratch, twist you into positions you didn’t think were possible, and wrench your legs apart so wide that you might think he’s going to rip you in half. Sex with Grimmjow is an exercise in flexibility and stamina, but it’s so, so worth it.

• Speaking of biting, he has a habit of “marking” you as he calls it. Every time you have sex, he will leave a big, dark bruise on the skin of your neck. Every time he sees it, he smirks at you and you just know he’s reliving every moment of your encounter.

• He likes to take you doggy-style, using your hair to pull your back into a sharp arch. He holds it for as long as he can, but when he’s close to coming he’ll let go to dig his fingers into the skin of your hips hard enough to leave bruises.

• He loves it when you get a little wild and drag your fingernails along his back, leaving shallow scratches in their wake. He will wear them like a badge of honor because he considers an animalistic response like that to be the best compliment you can give him for a job well done.

• If you want him to lose control, start begging. Even if it’s just whispering “please please please” over and over, it drives him crazy. Throw in a little well placed dirty talk like “Please, I need you inside of me now!“ and he’s a goner.

• He is a little bit selfish with oral. It’s not like he minds giving you oral, but he gets so caught up and excited about watching you swallow his length down that he sometimes forgets to take care of you too. If he does, just tell him how much it turns you on and he’ll be more than willing to reciprocate.

• He will literally fuck you anywhere. Out in a park in the middle of the day? Done. At your grandma’s house for dinner? He doesn’t give a shit. At work with a big meeting in ten minutes? He’ll make you scream in eight. When he’s turned on he goes for it, regardless of where you are.

• Grimmjow will tie you up anytime you feel like it, but it would be a cold day in hell before he ever allowed you to tie him up. He doesn’t like feeling helpless at all.

Mean Girls Starters
  • ❝If you're from Africa, why are you white?❞
  • ❝Oh my God, [name], you can't just ask people why they're white.❞
  • ❝Boo, you whore!❞
  • ❝Nice wig, [name]. What's it made of?❞
  • ❝Your Mom's chest hair!❞
  • ❝On Wednesdays we wear pink!❞
  • ❝Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining [name]'s life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.❞
  • ❝Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.❞
  • ❝You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!❞
  • ❝See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, [name], for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with [name], [name]? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize.❞
  • ❝And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!❞
  • ❝That is so fetch!❞
  • ❝Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!❞
  • ❝God! I am so sorry [name]. Really, I don't know why I did this. I guess it's probably because I've got a big lesbian crush on you! Suck on that! AY-YI-YI-YI-YI-YI!❞
  • ❝[Name], I'm sorry I laughed at you that time you got diarrhea at Barnes & Nobles. And I'm sorry for telling everyone about it. And I'm sorry for repeating it now.❞
  • ❝And none for [name], bye!❞
  • ❝Get in loser, we're going shopping.❞
  • ❝Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.❞
  • ❝I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school... I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy...❞
  • ❝She doesn't even go here!❞
  • ❝Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George?❞
  • ❝I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.❞
  • ❝I hear she does car commercials... in Japan.❞
  • ❝Her favorite movie is Varsity Blues.❞
  • ❝One time she met John Stamos on a plane... And he told her she was pretty.❞
  • ❝One time she punched me in the face... it was awesome.❞
  • ❝Why are you eating a Kalteen bar?❞
  • ❝Man, I hate those things. Coach Carr makes us eat those when we want to move up a weight class.❞
  • ❝Why should Caesar just get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar, right? Brutus is just as smart as Caesar, people totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar, and when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody because that's not what Rome is about! We should totally just STAB CAESAR!❞
  • ❝[Name] had cracked.❞
  • ❝Hell, no. I did *not* leave the South Side for this!❞
  • ❝Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin, 'cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!❞
  • ❝There's a 30% chance that it's already raining!❞
  • ❝I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me... but I can't help it that I'm so popular.❞
  • ❝I gave him everything! I was half a virgin when I met him.❞
  • ❝Do you wanna do something fun? Wanna go to taco bell?❞
  • ❝I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD [name] you're so stupid!❞
  • ❝It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.❞
  • ❝That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I've ever seen.❞
  • ❝She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Streudels.❞
  • ❝That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.❞
  • ❝She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.❞
  • ❝And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.❞
  • ❝Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!❞
  • ❝At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.❞
  • ❝Is butter a carb?❞
  • ❝You can't sit with us!❞
  • ❝Fine! You can walk home, bitches.❞
  • ❝And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals.❞
  • ❝My grandma takes her wig off when she's drunk.❞
  • ❝I love her. She's like a Martian!❞
  • ❝Are they not suppose to be let out when they're grounded?❞
  • ❝She thinks she's gonna have a party and not invite me? Who does she think she is?❞
  • ❝I like invented her, you know what I mean?❞
  • ❝I just want you to know, if you ever need anything, don't be shy, OK? There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.❞
  • ❝Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.❞
  • ❝Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.❞
  • ❝Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.❞
  • ❝Regina George is not sweet! She's a scum-sucking road whore, she ruined my life!❞
  • ❝I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.❞
  • ❝Your face smells like peppermint!❞
  • ❝Oh, you'll get socialized all right, a little slice like you.❞
  • ❝You're a regulation hottie.❞
  • ❝We do not have a clique problem at this school.❞
  • ❝But you do have to watch out for "frenemies".❞
  • ❝I know she's kind of socially retarded and weird, but she's my friend... so, just promise me you won't make fun of her!❞
  • ❝Half the people in this room are mad at me, and the other half only like me because they think I pushed somebody in front a bus, so that's not good.❞
  • ❝I don't hate you cuz yo' fat... yo' fat cuz I hate you!❞
  • ❝You smell like a baby prostitute.❞
  • ❝Is your muffin buttered?❞
  • ❝Jason, you do not come to a party at my house with Gretchen and then scam on some poor innocent girl right in front of us three days later. She's not interested. Do you want to have sex with him?❞
  • ❝Good. So it's settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye, Jason.❞
  • ❝Finally, Girl World was at peace.❞
  • ❝Hey, check it out. Junior Plastics.❞
  • ❝Damn, Africa, what happened?❞
  • ❝I saw [name] wearing army pants and flip flops, so I bought army pants and flip flops.❞
  • ❝Oh, hi. Did you wanna buy some drugs?❞
  • ❝Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks.❞
  • ❝Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries.❞
  • ❝Okay, I'm going to forgive you because I'm a very Zen person... and I'm on a lot of pain medication right now.❞
  • ❝Can you believe my f-ing mom is here?❞
  • ❝I have this theory, that if you cut off all her hair she'd look like a British man.❞
  • ❝I care. Every year the seniors through this dance for the underclassmen called the Spring Fling. And whosoever is elected King and Queen automatically become head of the Student Activities Committee and since I am an active member of the Student Activities Committee, I would safely say, I care.❞
  • ❝Irregardless, ex-boyfriends are just off limits to friends. I mean that's just like the rules of feminism.❞
  • ❝Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?❞
  • ❝What are marijuana tablets?❞
  • ❝You cannot do that. That is social suicide. Damn! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.❞
  • ❝Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.❞
  • ❝Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.❞
  • ❝Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!❞
  • ❝I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.❞
  • ❝Come on! We could publish it and then everybody would see what an ax-wound she really is!❞
  • ❝And you can only wear your hair in a ponytail once a week, so I guess you chose today.❞
  • ❝She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.❞
  • ❝I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.❞
  • ❝Watch out please! Fresh meat coming through!❞
  • ❝I'd rather see you out there shakin' that thang.❞
  • ❝You can do this. There's nothing to break your focus, because not one of those Marymount boys is cute.❞
  • ❝There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it.❞
  • ❝Well, I mean you wouldn't buy a skirt without asking your friends first if it looks good on you.❞
  • ❝The limit does not exist!❞
  • ❝I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.❞
  • ❝It's called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours.❞
  • ❝She's fabulous, but she's evil.❞
  • ❝So, are you gonna send any candy canes?❞
  • ❝No. I don't send them, I just get them. So you better send me one, byotch.❞
  • ❝'Cause she's a life ruiner. She ruins people's lives.❞
  • ❝Oh no, I can't say anything else until I have a parent or lawyer present.❞
  • ❝Did you see nipple? It only counts if you saw a nipple!❞
  • ❝Oh, no. It was coming up again, word vomit... no, wait a minute... Actual vomit.❞
  • ❝Grool... I meant to say cool and then I started to say great.❞
  • ❝I'm a cool mom! Right Regina?❞
  • ❝Good news, they didn't get run over... Bad news, they're still flat.❞
  • ❝Hey, hey, hey. How are my best girlfriends?❞
  • ❝Oh god, busted! Just start apologizing and crying. No, play it cool.❞
  • ❝I mean no offense, but how could she send you a candy cane? She doesn't even like you that much. Maybe she feels weird around me because I'm the only person who knows about her nose job. Oh my god, pretend you didn't hear that.❞

anonymous asked:

Hey! Just curious...What are the main points that make you think phan is real? Cuz I pretty much do but then theres things they've said that throw me off? Idk I can't decide.

Hmm this is hard because I really think it’s not one specific thing but the overall picture that is the most telling….

I’m going to answer below the break because this will likely be a long response and it will keep it more discreet lol. I’m kind of scared of saying too much.

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anonymous asked:

BUT PICTURE THIS: steve is torn up between choosing to wake bucky up and tell the news so he doesnt have to spend his pregnancy w/o his alpha OR does it by himself because he can't stand to go against bucky's first decision and wake him up and by the time they found a cure for bucky, steve's there with their baby in his arms ;-;

You wanna know that sad part. I actually thought about this as I was falling asleep last night. I pictured it all out in my head, maybe Steve stays in Wakanda since hes basically off the grid now. Natasha finds a way to contact him, she knows why Bucky went under and tells Steve that she might be able to find a way to help him, but it’ll take time.

Then he ends up finding out hes pregnant and he’s just so conflicted. He wants to wake Bucky up, but he also knows its way too soon and he knows he should wait till Nat can find a way to help him. Its what Bucky wanted and probably needs, so he waits. Nat does visit sometimes, and maybe a few others but its always short. They dont want to compromise anyone finding where he is or where Bucky is. T’Challas there too, but its not the same without Bucky.

By the time he’s ready to have the pup anyday, Nat finds a way to help Bucky and they make preparations to wake him up. But before he can make it over to see them wake him up, Steve goes into labor. He’s so emotionally drained from not having Bucky by his side through all of it but there’s no choice for him now. They can’t wait for Bucky to recover from cryo to join him, the pup is coming now. Nat is there to help him while T’Challa stays with Bucky.

By the time its over and Steve’s set up in another room with the pup, all he wants is his alpha. He has no idea how to take care of something so small, he wasnt cut out for the family life. But then Bucky finally comes into the room and slowly makes his way over. He doesnt notice the pup at first, too focused and concerned about seeing Steve in a hospital bed, until he hears the small cry. Its quiet for a long time while Bucky stares, until Steve finally breaks the silence with a, “Hey, Buck……come meet your son.”

anonymous asked:

I've been out of the CC game for a while since I moved but I still ship them. Basically I want to know if there's been any recent interaction between Chris and Darren cuz I can't find anything but I saw Darren's tweet about if you insult his you insult him and it really shocked me I've missed so much!

Hi anon. Darren and Chris have not publicly been seen together since the end of Glee. They both did the march in LA last week. But we’re a block or two apart. Fact is. Ours is not an easy ship to sail. To believe. You have to look at everything from the clues on social media. To the messages in chris’ books. And the ones in the lyrics of songs Darren talks about. Some clues are overt, like My Chris Col-Fur, some more subtle like a reference to Flounder a few days after the Little Mermaid.

To be here and believe. You have to be smart, observant, thick skinned, resilient and patient. And you have to be willing to overlook the many lies that have been told.

But honestly. There’s enough. 2 years later and the clues are plentiful. And frequent. And we have the help of Team Beard who thankfully are horrific at their job. Plus. Chris truly is the captain. He can say what he wants about fandom. But he gives to ours a lot.

Satangate. Not a lot is known to be honest. It was after the DC pops concert. A young fan, said to be about 15 years old, uttered the word Satan. The sound was caught on video. The word was said. No one. No one knows who it was directed at or why she said it. After that Darren left.

Allegedly he returned shortly after. Said fuck you to the young fan. But what’s interesting. No one. Not one single person out of what I understand to be about 10 people caught it on film. So we don’t actually know, do we? Do I think Darren is innocent? Not completely. I’m guessing something occurred. But how bad it was, we have no idea.

Subsequently there was the disrespect tweet on twitter. No doubt that was posted by Ricky or beard herself. Both of whom were present.

The fall out. Darren got so much hate and for a prolonged period. It appears he called out a young fan for saying the word Satan. Do not get me wrong. No one should be calling names to someone’s face. I don’t agree with that and I think you all know my personal feelings about the people who surround Darren. That is disrespectful. But this was handled terribly and it appears that a young fan was shamed. Not just in person but on social media. By an adult.

My opinion? I think a bad situation was made worse by the toxic people in Darren’s life. I think he was pressured and didn’t handle it well. I also think it was greatly exaggerated to show him in a bad light. And I think he regretted it. And Again. The tweet is separate and I’m confident they were not his words.

The one good thing. She was banned from fan events for quite sometime. She’d didn’t go to We day in London. Nor was she present at the next 2 pops concerts. And the one in NYC included an after party with Darren and any member of the audience willing to pay the price of admission (to support the pops).

Darren isn’t always perfect. Nor would I be in his shoes. But he tries to learn and correct himself. And, I have said this multiple times, something happened to him the week he was in London. He was off the radar for a week. Officially we do not know his travel companion but can absolutely confirm she wasn’t there as she was tagged by friends in LA multiple times over the week. And well. It’s convenient that chris was completely off the radar that week. Darren came back with a renewed energy. And a renewed spirit. The NYC concert was the Darren we love.

And I have noticed a difference in the bearding since then. A Major difference. We get heavy chunks of it. But there have been some deliberate choices made and I think Darren has been protecting himself more. She’s limited when he’s working. It was very evident during hedwig when there was little interaction between the two.

So I do think he learned from that event. And I do think changes were made. And I think that’s the important take away here.

michael-wears-heelys  asked:

Uh, so I heard once that you do motivationstuck on here, and um, I could really use that right now, from Dave. I've been feeling unbelievably down recently. Like, my self confidence has dropped to an all time low, and I can't even bring myself to look in mirrors. I need something to bring my self worth back up, so I can start feeling like myself again. Sorry if this is a bother.

TG: oh shit hey bro i cant find my shades, bro prolly hid them or something, but im here and ready to jam these feelings out with u

TG: so lets get down to it and get these thoughts out on paper, make this jam session hotter than the bottom of this laptop my mun has, shits gonna be hella twisted with all these connections and motivational fires

TG: first things first the self confidence one

TG: now of course i gotta say that unironically im the coolest guy around so im glad you dropped a line in here for me to talk with you

TG: but heres the thing, youre gonna have your highs and your seriously nasty lows, like hell i have them theyre the absolute fucking pits like worse than sitting in the bottom of an empty ball pit at fuckboy chucky cheese with some five year old telling you youre too old to be here

TG: and those are normal, they suck but theyre normal, and theres a way to get around those most of the time

TG: because its you were talkin about, youre the hottest shit thats ever dropped off the meteors onto this damn planet like wow im floored by ya (gotta keep that image so tight just to keep up with how rad you are bud)

TG: and i can guarantee you that no matter how much people try to say otherwise or how many times those stupid ass voices in your head tell you that youre not gonna be as good lookin as the others, theyre dead wrong

TG: ill strife them all if i have to, cuz they are no match for you and i, especially not you

TG: you gotta look inside yourself and realize that yo, those voices may sound like you but they aint you at all, you are much much more than what others say

TG: if you ever feel like you cant match up to those voices yknow who else you got? me, your friends, youve got the mun of this blog at the ready to jump up and help you out

TG: my mun is a pro at helpin people out, they kicked my ass to get on here but it wasnt needed since i lit a fire under my own plush rump to answer this one the first chance i got

TG: you are undeniably special to those around you yknow, like one of the finest ass pieces of rap to grace peoples ears on a hellaciously muted day, no one compares at all

TG: and man the thing about self worth is you cant just expect it to appear outta nowhere, its stupid and takes time but every time you say something good about yourself or let yourself have a day to just relax and enjoy being you. just give yourself a day off and do whatever that entails, be it cosplayin or rappin or gaming or watchin fuckin awesome shows like invader zim or gravity falls or that one musically inclined hella positive show on cn, steven universe i think it was, dude i fuckin love those shows we gotta chat sometime about them

TG: and ill say this cuz mun wants me to impart their wisdom too: it gets better

TG: it may feel like youre in the bottom lookin up at the top and wonderin how the hell youre gonna get up there, but you will

TG: you are valid, your existence is valid, your thoughts are meaningful and you are hella sweet and kickin

TG: i mean look at me and my friends, we p much fucked ourselves over in the last timeline but now were kickin and about to face off against our own set of baddies

TG: your problems and fears may not be a mad thicket of insane deadly weirdos, but that doesnt make them any less valid, youre still fighting and staying alive and being heroic in your own way

TG: so go out there and know that youre loved and that you are most certainly worth something

TG: kick ass kiddo, me n my mun here got your back

Repetitive Slit Thoughts on a Perfectly Wasted Witness Shout Out

So I’ve seen Fury Road about…too many times now, and the last couple times I focused a lot of attention on Slit whenever he was on screen.  I headcanoned myself he gave himself the scarry smile and even a backstory as to why he’s not…well, like the other War Boys.  But that’s for a different time and that’s with my beliefs but I thought I’d just point it out to everyone…again…

Slit never demands Witness.  Like ever.  Even when he’s about to go hood over tits between two big rigs just to spite Nux and his Blood Bag, he don’t bother with a “WITNESS ME!” or chromifying his teeth.  One could make the argument his lil chrome canister fell off but then we’re still missing the Witness Me bit.  He points to Max, and only Max, doesn’t even ask for it.  Just screams for Valhalla at the very last second with a big ol grin and then poof before Nux’s eyes (I’m assuming before Nux’s eyes, if not, his ears cuz he definitely heard him and he was like, right there under the truck fixing engines and whatnots).  

Slit’s coming off as pseudo-agnostic that or he’s just one grumpy fuck who just doesn’t care anymore.  Recite a prayer, grab a wheel, hold your hands up, that doesn’t make you devoted dude.  I read somewhere about these guys that Slit was more religious than Nux but at this point…how could anyone be more than Nux I mean by Jaysus is that boy ever dedicated.  Slit…Slit just seems a grumpy jelly spazz who cares more about being on top than being truly devoted.  I.e., I think he’s faking it, the whole I believe in Immortan Joe praise be his glory yakka yakka frackle.  Or maybe he’s just subtle with his religious practices, either way, he’s nowhere near Nux’s devotion and could really care less about witnesses.

You’re about to go down with the Interceptor and you don’t want a WITNESS!?  Jesus I’m not even a Joe follower and I’d still want someone witnessing that shit.