but they just are so canon in go

0303emily asked: Do you think Norway in canon knows how big Denmark’s dick is? (You don’t have to answer this if you don’t want to.)

I never thought I’d be comparing dick size, but it’s Hetalia so why not?

Using Hima’s humour, I’ve always had this weird headcanon that a nation’s land-size influences the size of their…  So yeah, I think he would know. Kay, I’m going to go re-evaluate my life now. 😂 😂 😂

Child of Peace Epilogue 2 - Nesryn

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full work on ao3

Note - I screwed up. I wrote the Chaol chapter then got the idea to write a separate little head canon about Manon-Dorian meeting Nesryn-Sartaq. Little did I know that head canon would morph into an entirely new chapter. (Alright. I kind of knew. This thing is never going to end, let’s be honest.) The screw up is the chronological corner I wrote myself into with that Chaol chapter. So. This is epilogue 2, but it takes place before the events of epilogue 1.

Also, as I was posting this on ao3, I realized it’s been over a year since I started writing this fic. Thank you to everyone who has stuck with me from the beginning and thanks to new readers who just started!




Dorian strode out of Aedion’s empty tent, frustrated at missing the General yet again. A lieutenant from the Bane said he’d left at dawn for Suria to deal with some of Rolfe’s ships which had recently arrived. Apparently, he wanted to make sure the pirates caused no trouble in the small port city. Dorian couldn’t help but wonder if Aedion had simply needed time away from Lysandra. He felt badly for both of them being stuck in such a difficult situation. But her disguise was the glue to their piecemeal alliance until Rowan returned with Aelin.

He had hoped that when they joined up with Aedion and Lysandra that it would be the real Lysandra again. He’d hoped that Aelin would be here waiting for him and Manon. Instead, they’d brought their witch army to Orynth only to find Aedion and Lysandra at each other’s throats. Her shapeshifting and acting abilities, not to mention her cunning, made Lysandra the perfect imposter. But the growing weight of responsibility and worry for Aelin was wearing on her. And such a haphazard mix of forces – Terrasen foot soldiers and cavalry, the Whitethorn ships, the Ashryvers, the assassins, and the various armies and navies Ansel had thrown together – would be a nightmare for anyone to oversee, let alone a gifted general like Aedion.

At least that had been Dorian’s excuse to Manon when trying to calm her temper in the few weeks they’d been here. But no matter the reasons, Aedion’s reaction to the forces they’d brought with them had been disappointing. Upon first seeing the fields of wyverns and the squadrons of witches, both Ironteeth and Crochan, Lysandra had been ecstatic. Aedion, on the other hand, had looked over the group with stubborn impassivity. Later, Lysandra had confided that she thought Aedion still harbored some ill will towards he and Manon for their roles in Aelin’s capture. For Dorian sending her into the mirror, and for Manon not doing enough to stop Maeve from taking her.

“He blames me too. He actually thinks any of us could have stopped her once she set her mind to something,” Lysandra had said. “She’d resigned herself to the possibility of capture a long time before any of us even knew what was going on.“

Although Dorian and Manon had agreed, they still felt some small measure of guilt, and knew Aedion was taking his own out on those around him. Understandable, if not necessarily fair.

That didn’t quite explain his stupidity however. When he’d demanded the witches swear their allegiance to Terrasen in writing… Dorian had to physically restrain Manon. Thankfully, Aven and Petrah had stayed calm enough to simply tell him no before walking out of the meeting.

Which was why the entire aerial force of witches was relocating to the southwest near Perranth. They’d be closer to the Crochans. And farther from an inevitable explosion between Aedion and Manon. But they’d still be near enough to respond if and when they were needed. So, they were leaving tomorrow morning. Many of the witches were pissed off at having to double back over terrain they’d already crossed to get here. Some were upset to leave the large encampment of men and women, a novel source of fun. But he was glad for it. As were the leaders of the witch coalition. It had been getting difficult keeping the witches under control with so many humans nearby. And vice versa. Old prejudices remained, just as he and Manon had feared.

Dorian stopped suddenly in the middle of the road that wound its way through the sprawling war camp. Having just barely missed him, the driver of a horse-drawn cart shouted curses at him and Dorian stepped aside, ignoring the soldier. He stared down an intersecting path at two people who looked like they were lost. The woman looked familiar and it took him an embarrassingly long time to realize who it was.

“Nesryn?” She looked in his direction, and after a moment or two passed for her to recognize him, he didn’t feel so bad about not immediately knowing who she was. Neither one was expecting to see the other in this setting. “Rutting gods! It is you!” He ran at her and before she could speak he swooped her into a hug.

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anonymous asked:

YES I understand it's dangerous but it isn't as if Dean can't hold his own. PLUS, Angels can kill/harm CAS as much they can do Dean. So isn't Dean going also providing a sort of "back up"????

look honestly if you’re not placated with actual canon just go with the fact that they have to be split up for fictive storytelling reasons to give us Cas/Angels storyline and Dean missing and worrying about Cas storyline ok?

Oh and Misha not being in every episode so theres that.

anonymous asked:

y'know sometimes i jus wanna say to content creators not every single pairing is going to fit certain AUs/tropes and that's ok!!! victor and yuuri can most definitely fit into a coffeshop or a baker/florist AU or maybe canon divergent but pushing them into a mafia AU or sex worker AU or slave AU just doesn't fit their canon personalities at all & it's OK to just not do that bc then u wouldn't lose everything that makes them so wonderful together to fit into narrow-minded & creepy AU settings :/

you’ve put it in perfect words!! thank you <3

sometimes people are so eager to create something shocking and exciting for them and forget that… the characters’ canon personalities simply don’t fit into the universe they want to build, and then… they create these Frankensteins which have the names and the looks of the characters but other than that? not the characters we love.

and as you said, it’s ok. call me boring all you want, but i’d rather read a bunch of florist/college/coffee shop/neighbors/whatever fluffy aus that are “predictable” (because they’re really not, each person writes differently) than read some au with violent/problematic themes and where they’re enemies or abusive to each other. 

Why ReySky would disappoint you?

It doesn’t even matter for Disney. People aren’t going to see TLJ just so they can find out who Rey’s parents are. They could just google the answer the day after the film came out. They don’t actually need to have her parentage as a big reveal – it isn’t going to make them more money. Rian and Daisy said several times that it’s not so important for who she will become, but Rian also said he’s not worried about surprising anyone, that he wanted a history that made sense, and that the relation between Rey and Luke will be the beating heart of the movie. This and several clues from The Force Awakens (which the most part of moviegoers just watched this movie, and didn’t search or overanalyze the canon) show that Rey must be a Skywalker.

So Rey not being a Skywalker would be a good plot twist? Yes, but it would be again another copy of Empire Strikes Back. You may think Rey being a Skywalker is what could be a copy, but you forget that the plot twist of ESB was not the fact that Luke was a Skywalker, but that Darth Vader was his father, which we didn’t know he was a Skywalker (I can sense a parallel here…)

Whoever watched TFA knows by heart that Rey is a Skywalker, as we confirmedly knew of Luke in ANH. That’s not a surprise. That’s obvious. And it should not make you disappointed, it should make you happy because of the possibility of Rey not accepting to fight for the light or the dark side, but making her own choices despite of being a Skywalker, and then finding the balance in herself. In the end that’s what the whole fandom wants.

And if, in the end, Rey is not a Skywalker… In the point of view of the storytelling, that would be disappointing.

I want to care about this episode more but they seperated Dean and Cas so I don’t.

Like come on the last angel Cas went to meet didn’t trust humans either and turned out to be an evil jerk and they didn’t let him go alone then. Now you’re telling me they’re doing a case rather than provide the same back up. As if Dean would really go along with Cas going on his own to meet angels after he just got him back. Nope. Canon not accepted. I will be ignoring this episode forever.

It’s like they’re afraid that leaving Cas and Dean together for too long would result in them banging right there on the table in front of Sam.

Another god damn PSA

(But this one isn’t pro or anti. Just a mulitshipper wanting peace)

To make a long story short: it’s not the ships that are the problem, it’s the shippers. Ships are for fun, not canon. That’s the entire point. None of your hate blogs are valid for obvious reasons and be accepting. Go look in the other ships tags and see for yourself how nice the ship it’s self is.


What is it exactly that Sheith shippers have done to get so much hate? Aside from being basic and hating Klance for petty reasons. Said reason - ‘my ship is better than your ship because you suck’ come on guys, you sound like toddlers. And the hate blogs aren’t helping because, really? It’s just a ship about fictional characters

I am very aware of the disgusting things Klance shipper have done, which is not going to name because that encouraging. But it has to do with getting themselves into legal trouble on more than one occasion because you take the ship too seriously.

Both ships, (the ships themselves in and out of canon) in my opinion, are acceptable.

Sheith isn’t ‘incest’ because they aren’t biologically related - so stop that. Keith said they’re ‘like brothers’ not actual brothers - and it’s not ‘pedophilia’ either. They’re both adults, their age gap is 7 years, and while that’s a lot, there have been larger gaps.

Those are the only points I know??? They aren’t good ones.

And Klance isn’t ‘incest’ either. I’m not ruling out that they could have a brotherly relationship because Jeremy’s comments are always sneaky, but again; not biologically related. If either ship went to court for ‘incest’, you’d probably be the ones charged with a fake arguement. Anyway. Klance isn’t ‘abusive’ either. They’re competitive. That’s the entire point of that one sided rivalry. And it’s isn’t pedophilia either dammit! Give or take one year in the future and the past and you can’t use the ‘it’s an adult and minor’ excuse because they would both be either adult or minor. People using that excuse, I’m going to say it but I don’t mean it, can be ignorant to age gaps. Because seriously?

Oh yes, and there’s also the beloved “____ is straight, it won’t be canon”. For starters, that is the entire point of the ship. A ship being canon just makes it all the more enjoyable. You don’t ship to make it canon you ship, possibly, oh I don’t know, because it’s fun. And it passes the time between season. And, you don’t know anything. Are you leading the project? Do you have a say in the show’s production and characters? No. So don’t say stuff like that. Please.

This is neither pro or anti either ship, this is a discussion to end this stupid petty war between them.

I, myself, am a multi shipper who (don’t hate me) prefers Klance because of they’re dynamic alone and the other, strong ships with Shiro. But I agree with the Sheith shippers. Klance shippers, WTF?! Ya’ll are crazy I stg! You would actually make me regret shipping Klance?! Just- Stop! Like I said before, the point of the ship is fun. Not dominance, not the ship being canon, and trying to do all of this most certainly doesn’t make it better.

Both ships are great and can be very healthy! Both parties of either ship have the ability to help eachother mentally and physically. Both ships are great and all the negative points are coming from a stupid petty ‘rivalry’.

Why can’t you admit that no ship is perfect and the shippers are far- FAR from it (looking at you Klance)

So please, just. Scroll around on the other ships tag a bit. See how nice the ship and it’s shippers can be. I’m not asking you to change your ship, just your views. Don’t judge a ship on its shippers and haters. The ships themselves are perfectly acceptable, the shippers are the ones who need to change. That can be your homework.

Thank you for reading all the way through and please, do your homework. For the sake of the fandom and not getting the show cancelled based on this god damn fandom. Please. Some people just want to enjoy their show, keep getting their seasons and watch them for the plot and ship in between. Don’t ruin this for them.

And if you seriously can’t bring yourself to accept each others ships, don’t hate the ship, hate the shippers. Not all of them are as repulsive as the worst of them. So your hate blog against one ship is adding fuel to the fire with misleaded accusations with little to no real evidence or purpose. The ships are fine and dandy. Hell, there are waayyyyy worse ships. But it’s the shippers that make everything terrible so stop that.

anonymous asked:

Cas is rarely in SPN eps. Then he's finally in a few, and he's rarely with Dean. UGH. It takes like 5 years of waiting to get an episode like Tombstone, then the rest are Dean and Cas separated for any reason, every single time. I remember pre season 9 this didn't happen. Dean and Cas actually got to spend time together. This is why I don't think Destiel will go canon, because its like the two can never be in the same room and just have time together. Tombstone feels like the top, now crashing.

what do u even get off sending someone this kinda stuff? do you want validation? have you missed how much of a cas fanboy andrew have i mentioned cas yet dabb is? have you seen my meta and spec and the actual show so far this season? im not going to agree. clearly. bye.

anonymous asked:

Do you consider Boruto's anime as canon while is not following the manga ? studio pierrot the responsible one for it change canon facts often besides that they don't have a good understanding of some characthers changing their personalities what affects not only the story but also the understanding of the viewers. People say that kishimoto is involved with it, but let's be honest do you really think he is ?

Well it’s just filling in the gaps from the things that Kishi’s material left out, so it’s not really as if any of the anime’s current material goes against anything that Kishi himself wrote. Kishi is involved in the production, but he’s taking a very back seat role. He’s not formulating any of the plot points himself, but instead he’s supervising and giving the green light for things to go ahead.

Having said that, I won’t consider any of it canon until it reaches the manga.

about the at finale spoilers under cut

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anyway since we know golb is coming, that just confirms my theory that gumbald is gonna be SHOVED aside for the more interesting villain tho i want dr gross back more

my gueeess is that fern isnt saved until the next set of episodes, so he’s still going to be bug monster boy for a good while

uhhh i say the rising the grass curse was talking about is the rising of golb, since it DID call itself an emissary from beyond and it would be a nice connection back to the lich/golb connection

either everyone goes on a trip to mars to fetch betty back or she just shows back up to save/fuck stuff up

someone Dies probably but also they’re probably gonna get better its at

i sacrifice a man and bubbline becomes canon

my wild wild theory is that while theyre all busy fighting golb, gumbald just takes over the CK and makes his stupid capitalist city i hate him

#LoveLikeYou2017

Happy Birthday, Steven Universe!

Thank you @stevencrewniverse for all your hard work on the show! Especially @rebeccasugar who probably never gets a day off. lol Thank you to @pearl-likes-pi for running the podcast, too! It’s a lot of fun, and it helped make the hiatus a little more bearable.

Now, in honor of SU’s B-Day, here is a list of all my favorite fandom moments from over the years.

1) Back in the day, people thought Onion was Yellow Diamond/secretly a Homeworld Gem. Hilarity ensued.

2) When “Stronger Than You”/Garnet being a fusion was revealed, everyone lost their collective minds.

3) All the “So this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion!” memes

4) People replacing scenes of the Crystal Gems with Jamie wearing bad Crystal Gem cosplay. Also, people going to cons dressed as Jamie, dressed as a Crystal Gem (cosplay-ception?)

5) Baby Sour Cream is literally the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) face, and this did not go unnoticed.

6)  “If you defuse Garnet, the Crystal Gems are just Pearl standing over a bunch of child-sized munchkins.”

7) 5 million “cotton candy Garnet” fanarts 20 minutes after “The Answer” aired.

8) When the gems bought Andy a wedding cake, and the fandom declared “every ship is canon now”.

9)  “ Padparadscha is Internet Explorer”

10) That one time Cartoon Network photoshopped Rose holding baby Steven in a promotional image, and the crewniverse was like: “???” when asked about it, so everyone started photoshopping baby Steven into the show, in increasingly ridiculous locations.

11)  “…Is that a weapon?” memes

12) “TERRIFYING RENEGADE PEARL” followed by a picture of Pearl being eccentric, or crying.

13) People photoshopping Amethyst swallowing things after she swallowed the giant burrito in “Bismuth”.

14) “Steven Universe episode 1. Steven sings about icecream. Steven Universe episode x. Steven *insert traumatizing experience here*”


Thank you to all my fandom friends, you guys are amazing <3

anonymous asked:

babe i'm not a native english speaker can you pls write it what jeremy said in that video i didn't understand anything lmao

long transcript:

fan: i’m your boyfriend

jeremy: oh - oh! okay!

fan: (laughs) really? 

jeremy: i mean i - i don’t know! i mean, are you? i don’t know, i don’t know (smiles)

fan: the internet ships keith and lance like nothing else

jeremy: (laughs) that i DO know. uhhhm, so here’s what we’re gonna do: so you’re going to be playing keith in this scene, as you know. uhh, and you’re gonna hear 3 beeps that go beep, beep, beep, and that’s where your first line is. second is my line, then next line is this, so you’re just gonna be watching, uhh, your character. obviously, you know who the character is so, you know - your boy. watch him on screen. here we go

fan: and your boy

jeremy: (smiles) yeah

fan: (laughs)

[3 beeps and they start keith and lance’s “saving shiro” scene in episode one]

jeremy: NIIIIIICE, good stuff! would you like me to sign some of your, uhh, voltron stuff here?

short transcript:

jeremy: lauren if you’re listening i just told everyone klance is fucking canon 

You know you’ve read great fanfiction when the next time you see canon you forget that it never actually happened

Seriously?

When are the antis going to stop?


Bex >reblogs/likes proshaladin stuff

Gets harassed and tagged as a “predator”


Josh >says he’s on board with sheith

Gets spammed graphic images of pedophilia


Jeremy >says he sees klance as more of a brotherly relationship

Gets unsolicited comments regarding their disgust and disappointment towards him under his instg posts (and I know this is just the beginning, the antis are probably getting ready to do something much worse to him and I am praying so hard that they will have even the slightest decency not to)


So. What’s next? You pieces of shit going to get a bomb and blow up the world just because your ship doesn’t become canon?

Honestly, the Voltron creators and VAs deserve better than this. They work so hard for us every season every episode just to make us happy.

They are more than free to speak out their opinions and feelings on a ship. It’s NOT in ANY shape or form YOUR POSITION to force your views onto them. You do not have any right to threaten them to see things your way, or harass them with your ridiculous disgusting comments. Chill the fuck down you immature brats. It’s unsightly.

Who Do You Love

Many of us, like hounds with a scent, have honed in on that one part of the Qstiel line: “I know who you love…”

But there’s a problem with taking a single line out of context: it’s easy to mold it into whatever we want to believe. Non-shippers can make a convincing argument that that one line is about Cas’ platonic love for several people just as easily as a shipper can argue that line is about singular and romantic love. 

No matter who you are, what you believe, we HAVE to rewind and look at the FULL CONTEXT. And the full context is whittled down to romantic love. From what we know from canon and from the symbolism, we can easily surmise that Qstiel is referring to a singular and romantic love. 

———————

CAS: SAM AND DEAN NEED ME.

Qstiel: “Oh save it.”
             
            Qstiel is calling bullshit. What has the narrative of the show been trying to define? Singular versus plural. Romantic versus platonic. And here’s Cas using the excuse that the brothers, as a unit, need him in order to get Qstiel to send him back home.

            Qstiel wants Cas to stop lying to himself. This isn’t about Sam. And Cas has no idea if he’s needed. Now Cas does want to be wanted, but only by one human (which we gather from the rest of what is said). It’s time for everyone to appropriately use we/I, us/me, them/him. 

Qstiel: “I have tiptoed through all your little tulips.”

            Let me save some time and space: read the lyrics to the song here. Flowers are a major symbolic tool in Supernatural. Out of all the things Qstiel could liken Cas’ thoughts to and it’s about TULIPS. Tulips represent true/perfect love with a mythology based on star-crossed lovers, one of which SAILS OFF A CLIFF… uhhh… Dabb? Is that a toss to: “So what, I’m Thelma and you’re Louise and we’re just gonna hold hands and sail off this cliff together?”.

            So basically, out of everything Qstiel could glean from Cas’ mind, he picks apart Cas’ ROMANTIC THOUGHTS. He doesn’t pick up on power-hungry Godstiel and use that against Cas. He doesn’t talk about Cas’ life before the Winchesters or even about being an angel. Nope, he brings up the tulips (true love) and in the next breath: memories and feelings.  

Qstiel: “…your memories, your little feelings, yes.“

            This is the second time he says ‘little’. Little tulips = little feelings. Of course, they’re not actually little, especially to an angel. Feelings are a big deal! Using the word ‘little’ is a mockery to Cas’ love. It’s another way to try and make Cas himself feel stupid for thinking his love could be returned (Qstiel mocks Cas’ intelligence several times). 

            Listen to Qstiel’s tone, too. He’s airing out Cas’ dirty little secret, in a mocking tone and with exaggerated facial expressions. There is no reason to taunt a platonic love. Qstiel is the bully dangling Cas’ deepest secret to use as a weapon against him. He’s mentally, emotionally and physically abusive to Cas in their scenes.

            And I don’t know about you, but when I had a secret love or crush, I kept it close to my heart. I would have been mortified had someone violated my mind and treated me like Cas is being treated here. Any other loves (familial, friendships) aren’t a secret and aren’t taboo. If just friends, just bros, it wouldn’t be a big deal.

Qstiel: “I know what you hate. (whispering) I know who you love. What you fear.”

            Qstiel didn’t say, “I know you love them.” He didn’t say, “I know those you love.” Everything in these statements is singular and yet packed with complexity: Cas hates not being with Dean, whom he loves, and he fears his love is unrequited. What fear is there in love unless it is a love with great risk to one’s heart?           

Qstiel: “There is nothing for you back there, no.”

            How can Qstiel get Cas to shut up, lay down and go back to sleep? Why, show him all of the horrible things he has gone through in the name of that (singular) love, of course. Make him believe it is one-sided and not worth fighting to go back to, make him believe his worst fear is truth. Qstiel is lying to Cas here. 

———————

After Cas mentions Sam and Dean, it isn’t, “Oh I know you love them but they don’t love you back.” No, it was, “You think you can fool me into thinking Sam and Dean need you? We both know the truth because I saw inside your head and I saw the ONE you love but it’s a shame he doesn’t love you back. Just go to sleep and forget about him.”


This entire scene was also another, “You have to choose: us or them,” moment for Cas, which of course is also in the singular. Cas can choose himself or he can choose to go back to Dean.  

Just as Cas faced Metatron, Naomi, Hannah and other angels, he also faced Qstiel, a cosmic entity masquerading in his God-given body/image and told him to FUCK OFF.

Despite the shit he’s gone through, despite the pain and sorrow, despite possible unrequited love… he still chooses Dean. His LOVE for Dean PIERCES THE VEIL OF DEATH so he can return to him.

It’s always been about one human.
Dean is Cas’ weakness.
It is all canon and it’s gorgeous.

I wholeheartedly believe this LOVE Qstiel is speaking of is singular, romantic and about Dean. 



~TheTwistedWillow~
11.03.2017

DGM AU Concept

The Order still exists.  The Noah exists.  There is still the holy war raging on, but everything is taking place in the 21st century.