Little Me vs Big Me
- Me at home: "Daddy I want juice in my special cup with the straw! All princesses have to have their juice in a special cup with a special straw! Those are the rules."
- "Daddy, let's watch cartoons while I sit on your lap and we can cuddle but make sure you bring a blanket for the stuffies too because they get cold."
- "Daddy! I wanna hear a bedtime story!"
- Me in public: "I am a strong independent woman! I do not answer to anyone! Don't look at me, fool! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW BUSY AND IMPORTANT I AM?"