but they can't because i am an independent woman

Little Me vs Big Me
  • Me at home: "Daddy I want juice in my special cup with the straw! All princesses have to have their juice in a special cup with a special straw! Those are the rules."
  • "Daddy, let's watch cartoons while I sit on your lap and we can cuddle but make sure you bring a blanket for the stuffies too because they get cold."
  • "Daddy! I wanna hear a bedtime story!"
  • Me in public: "I am a strong independent woman! I do not answer to anyone! Don't look at me, fool! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW BUSY AND IMPORTANT I AM?"