What would the 104 and the vets reactions be if they saw a moose
Mikasa: SO CUTE Reiner: Amazed Bertholdt: Kinda scary, but also cool?! Annie: Loves it Eren: Okay Jean: YOOOO CCOOOOL Marco: What a friend Sasha: Moose meat is super delicious and they’re cool animals Connie: Is it gonna kill me or nah? Historia: I will ride the moose to victory Armin: Tells everyone stuff about moose Ymir: Lol what a dork Levi: Cool, can we go now? Hanji: HELLO MOOSE!!! Erwin: Stares at it Nanaba: It looks warm Mike: Thumbs up to the moose, moose replies Moblit: Draws it
One of my neighbors is trying to learn how to play the trumpet. Now, normally I would be annoyed they play it at 8-9pm, but this is like a 5 y/o boy so I’m actually rooting for him. And kinda enjoying it. He really is trying.
GasP you're trans??? What?? You. You're now my favorite person. I never would've guessed! Can I say I'm proud of you? No? Too bad. I'm very proud of you, you've come a really long way! And I'll laugh forever because you'll never find out who I am aha a h a
ppl actually think im a cis male but my voice is kinda high so my friends go like “UR SO CUTE” when skyping w me and it pisses me off like im already on th plane to kick their ass (EYES @ KENNY)
So I imagine these two meeting almost exactly the same as the werewolf and vampire main characters in one of my favorite books.
Essentially, when Todd becomes a werewolf he just kind of *assumes* that this means that he has to go around killing and eating human beings once he turns, despite the fact that he’s almost entirely lucid after he turns.
He doesn’t enjoy it, but he’d always operated off of the idea that werewolves are just naturally bloodthirsty monsters and cannibals, and there must be something wrong with him because god damn raw human flesh just does not taste good.
So he’s just finished killing an unsuspecting human, and he’s munching on this guy’s intestines–which taste absolutely horrible. The guy is kinda cute but Todd didn’t manage to notice that until after he killed him.
Todd is just about to walk away when this corpse that he’d previously been eating fuckin gets up and starts gathering his intestines back into his stomach.
turns out Dirk is one of those really ancient vampires (although you can’t really tell it from looking at him; he looks youthful and almost hipster-ish). He helps explain to Todd what it’s really like to be a semi-human monster and to settle into his new life (he mentions that he knows so much about werewolves because he once dated one for a couple centuries, leaving Todd constantly wondering about the circumstances of this relationship).
And so the two of them kind of accidentally become travelling companions and eventually detectives once Todd discovers Dirk’s long-buried ~intuitions~, which he had even before he became a vampire.
I kinda want to recolour the cute wednesday top @ceiuu made and use extracted images like the CL posters or billboards on that. So, does anyone know where I can find stuff like that? Please, I’m desperate?