but these two are so qt!!!!

Dating Peter Parker Headcannons

these are really long and i didnt even write down every thing that i wanted to so i might do a part two just bc i love my son :’)

  • it all started when y’all got paired up for chem to do a lab
  • because practically the whole school knows of his crush on Liz Allen, you didn’t think you had a chance with him
  • but you could NOT have been more wrong
  • he was so nervous to go to the next class because he knew that he would actually have to communicate with you… for more than three seconds  
  • as soon as he walks in and sees you staring to set everything up he kind of like *dies*
  • hE iS So NeRvoUs
  • hands shaking
  • uneven breathing
  • and u just kind of look @ him like wtf dude calm down
  • he would try and talk but it was mainly him stuttering
  • but you found him sosossoosos cute (bc he’s my son obvi he’s a qt)
  • after ( to him ) being put through the most stressful time of his life, more stressful than fighting criminals as spiderman
  • he asks you if you want to go and get a sandwich with him after school
  • and thats kind of how everything started
  • studydatesstudaydatesstudydates
  • ned either being annoyed with you two bc third wheeling or having the time of his life bc you guys are #besties
  • michelle always having something to say about u and peter
  • like; gross, ew, y/n how do u hold your breath the whole time u and peter are making out
  • “peter, baby, can you please take it down five notches”
  • (“y/n), BaBY, cAn YOU tAkE IT dOwN FiVe notCHes”
  • aLwAYs tOuChiNg YoU
  • holding hands
  • arm around your shoulders
  • standing behind u and head on your head & arms around your waist
  • never ending amount of little kisses
  • peter finding u the legit cutest thing on this planet
  • his ‘creative’ way of telling you he is spiderman was picking you up for a date by swinging into your open window and then swinging you across new york
  • you almost passed out because heights but u knew that he would never let go of you
  • YOU WOULD GET TO MEND HIM AFTER FIGHTS AND STUFF
  • AND HES ALL WEAK AND SMILELY BC FEWYUBSIHJVV
  • and you’re the luckiest girl ever bc you’re the reason that he’s smiling all the time
  • u can bet your bottom dollar he would write love letters to u - ok maybe he wouldn’t like give them to u but he would defffinetly write them ok
  • may can always tell when peters talking to on the phone or y’all just hung out bc he’s skipping around the house with the widest smile & his eyes are sparkling
  • you beg for 4 weeks strait for him to let you try on the suit but “mr. stark said its not for anyone else baby.”
  • omg the amount of pet names for u; baby, babe, angel, darling, the first letter of your name, my love, and when he’s clingy;;babbbbyyyyyyyy
  • when you’re giving him the silent treatment he will give u puppy dog eyes, sit on you, and be super clingy
  • when he’s upset you’re the big spoon
  • GOD HES SO CLINGY THO LIKE IN GENERAL
  • but he’s not that big on pda
  • but he wants to be the big spoon 9/10 times bc he’s spiderMAN
  • asking u to homecoming
  • heart thumping so loud when y’all are slow dancing you can feel it so u put your head against his chest
  • HE ALMOST DIES WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP ON HIM FOR THE FIRST TIME
  • bc you’re so angelic and look so peaceful and he cannot deal w it
  • he’s in constant awe of u if u weren’t already expecting that
  • telling happy about u all. the. time.
  • so when tony meets you, he has a proud dad attitude going on
  • ugh god peter wanted u to say the three words first
  • but one day when you were having a pillow fight or doing something else childish (idk) and it just kind of comes out when you’re laying on the sheets and your hair is all poofy and his is a little messy and you have the biggest smile and he had to close his eyes when he said it because he didn’t know what your reaction would be
  • and when he felt your hand on his cheek, he swore that he 1. never let out a bigger sigh of relief before 2. and never seen u smile so wide
  • and when u said it, he almost asked to leave the room because he was so elated
  • may absolutely adores u probs more than peter does
  • because she’s never had a daughter and she thinks you and peter should get married early ( she’s like 50/50 kidding&being dead serious ) bc she is CONVINCED that you are the best that he will eeveerrrrrrr do
  • probs the type of bf to act all tough and protective but will just stare the shit out of the asshole who steps a little to close for comfort
  • but lordy he just loves u and will protect u with his life
  • because you are his world and he is yours

Originally posted by tomshollandss

A favourite scene of mine from thick as thieves of where costis explains how he knows how to tin pans.

Like… They’re in the middle of somewhat terse negotiations after a gruelling walk, all he had to do was say, ‘yes I can tin pots’ but instead he gives kamet a nice hearty slice of his childhood and in return, kamet is all, ah beautiful , an interesting tidbit sbout MY Attolian.

Costis is just. So willing to give kamet his entire backstory. I punched the king in the face. People tried to drop tiles on my head. My dad didn’t want me timing pots but haha I did anyway because I’m a rebel, do you like bad boys kamet? Because if you do I have some good stories about starting bar fights and if you don’t I have some better stories about being a perfect angel

3

“yes y/n, i really love you.”

2% fluff surri

🍜

“y/n!” you jumped as you heard jackson’s loud high pitched scream from your bathroom.

“i’m back here!” you shouted back at him.

in less than a minute, jackson was standing in your doorway with the cheesiest grin on his face which made you smile. your smile grew even wider once you saw yugyeom.

it was something about his presence that made you feel like a kid in a candy store. you couldn’t deny it, you wanted him. the only problem was that he wasn’t good at english and your korean wasn’t that good. the most that you could say to eachother was ; “hey’s” “byes” “what are you doing’s” “i love you’s” “what do you want’s” etc. the simple list could go on but it still wasn’t enough. 

he thought that it was embarrassing that he couldn’t speak english as good as jackson and mark but you thought that it was adorable.

yugyeom wasn’t always adorable to you though. whenever you were feeling lustful, his room would be where you’d be…

“are you smiling all big because of me?” jackson sarcastically asked you as he walked over to you and hugged you.

“never.” you laughed and turned to yugyeom who was staring at you like it was all that he could do. “hey yugs.”

he dramatically shook his head and came back down to earth. “oh hey y/n!” he pulled you into his arms and attempted to squeeze the life out of you.

you took that time to inhale the smell of his clothes like you always did. something seemed a little different though, he smelled more seductive and sexy than sweet.

“you got some new colo-”

“yes, for you.” yugyeom accidentally spat out. you could hear jackson face palming himself in the background.

“he wanted to see if it smelled good to you. he didn’t actually buy it for you.” jackson attempted to clear up the awkward situation but you weren’t falling for it.

“what’s up? what’s going on?” you crossed your arms and walked out of the bathroom to the living area to sit down.

as expected, they followed behind you and down on each side of you, leaving you in the middle. “first off, i don’t wanna be in the middle.”

“yeah well you’re just gonna have to deal with it today. anyways yugyeom has something to tell you.” jackson said as he turned to yugyeom.

yugyeom’s eyes shot open wide. he’d be sweating bullets any moment now. “uhhh…i…uhhh.. jackson. translate.” he couldn’t get out what he wanted to say so he spoke in korean, but he still looked you in your eyes. all that you could understand was saranghaseyo [사랑하세요] (i love you) and jinjja [진짜] (really).

after yugyeom talked for a whole two minutes, jackson dramatically put his hand over his heart and shouted. “oh yugs yes, i love you too.” you guessed that he was pretending to be you since he called him ‘yugs’ which made you eager to know what was said.

“are you gonna tell me what he said?” you rushed jackson.

he sighed and clapped his hands together like he was about to start a meeting or something. “alright but promise me you won’t cry.”

“i don’t know why would i, thugs don’t cry.” you laid back in the chair and paid attention to jackson.

“look at yugyeom. look at yugyeom when i tell you what he said. look at yugyeom!” he literally got up and turned your head and body to face yugyeom. extra af.

“this is wei-”

“shit up i mean shut up y/n!” jackson cut you off. “ok so yugyeom said that he really really really really really loves you. he said that you’ve known each other for a long time and that he now he realizes that he likes you, that he’s in love with you. like he wants to date you, he wants to move on to the next step because it’s obvious that you two have chemistry. he said that he will learn english for you. then he said i love you in one of the highest form of respect that’s my boy!”

your eyes started to water as you unexpectedly threw yourself onto yugyeom and kissed him. “i love you too yugyeom, i love you so much..”

“we are… dating?” yugyeom stuttered as he spoke in english.

“yes! yes! yes!” you kissed him again.

“what the actual fuck are y'all kissing for?! and why are you on top of him?! you’re supposed to wait to have sex damn you just started dating!” jackson screamed.

you bursted out into lauhghter and yugyeom did the same although he didn’t understand but it was funny to see hyung act this way.

“we we’re friends with benefits, i’m sorry that we kept it secret.” you managed to get out. you sat up and wrapped your arm around yugyeom’s neck since you were basically sitting in his lap. he wrapped his arms around your waist and rested his head on your chest.

“tell me you’re lying..” jackson’s eyes got wide.

“i’m lying.” you laughed at his reaction. he placed his hand over his heart and let out the biggest and most dramatic sigh.

“but we’ve kissed a lot of times so you shouldn’t worry. ” you shrugged and exposed yourself like it was nothing.

“so y'all were…friends who kiss? when the hell did ya’ll have time to sneak away and kiss? is that what you were doing? i thought you were helping him with english when you two went to his room!”

“i guess so.” you replied with a sarcastic smile and turned your attention back onto yugyeom.

you ran your fingers through his hair and kissed his forehead which made him smile wide, from ear to ear.

“i love you y/n.” his english accent was adorable. cuteness overload.

“i love you too. and i’ll study korean harder okay?” you responded in korean which shook yugyeom.

“this is so cute i did good..” you heard jackson mumbling to himself. “but damn after all this time they were kissing buddies..”

you didn’t notice but yugyeom gave a thumbs up to jackson. he was excited for the future that he had with you and he was even more excited to brag about how he was the one to get you.

mark? hurt. jaebum? hurt. jinyoung? hurt. youngjae? extremely hurt. bams? hurt. jackson? lowkey hurt but happy that he could help.

🍜

so yeah, you and yugyeom were official. you studied korean with mark while yugyeom studied english with jackson. sometimes you guys switched. it felt good to be able to communicate with each other better. showing affection to each other in front of others was weird at first but you two quickly got used to the salty stares. qts.

anonymous asked:

Hi! I've heard that white coloured animals are genetically weak - is this true? I hand reared three abandoned white kittens and they all have/had a multitude of strange issues (most that the vet can't explain), and the one I kept in particular ended up passing from complications of HCM after throwing two clots and I'm so worried for his siblings that my family friends have. QT; came for Australian vet info (as a studying vet nurse), stayed for the breed evaluations!

Sort Of. Sometimes. Maybe.

In your case Hypertrophic Cardiomyopathy is a heart condition which has a genetic link identified in several breeds, and those genes probably exist in the mixed cat population too.

Without going into the genetics of White in every species, you can simplify the concept by classifying white as either dominant (only need one gene to look white), very large white patches (dog has a colour, but has such large white patches over the top it looks mostly white) or recessive white (needs two genes to look white, and both parents were coloured).

Dominant whites are rarely a significant issue. There are whole breeds based around these colours.

Large patches of white vary. Some are more or less okay, but some (like double merle dogs) are usually not.

Recessive whites are the interesting ones. There are known and studies examples across many species, and probably even more that have not been studied. Sometimes recessive lethal genes associated with white colours result in death of the animal before it’s born but sometimes these animals will survive a few short days/weeks before whatever issue they have manifests.

I distinctly remember a litter of twelve bulldog puppies I delivered by caesarean, and three of them were white out of parents who had both been solid bridles. I remember remarking that looked like a nearly perfect punnet square, but all three of those white puppies were put to sleep within the fortnight for gastrointestinal issues.

‘Genetically weak’ is a strange term that doesn’t mean much in a veterinary or scientific sense. Genes are just instructions. They might be advantageous in one organism and deleterious in another, or in combination. ‘Genetically weak’ is the sort of meaningless term I would associate with phrenology or racial supremacists. Organism have genes, they are what they are, and some combinations are less optimal than others.

You can have a genetic weakness in a population which has either increased disease susceptibility, increased homozygosity or reduced genetic diversity but I would use the phrase with care.

If it does, lucky me. She’s [McBride] awesome. She’s my favorite actress on the show. I mean, I like them all, but I’ve gotten to work a lot with her and know her vibe. If it happens, it happens. I want it to be awkward when it happens. I want it to be really awkward. I want her to make the first move. […] I don’t think he’s figured out women. What does a relationship look like and how does that work? He never really grew up with a woman in the house, so it’s sort of like foreign creatures to him. […] Maybe he got together with a couple of locals at one point or something. But I don’t think he was ever in any sort of serious relationship. So if it happens, great. If it doesn’t, great. I like the fact that we’re two damaged people and we sort of gravitate to each other. I like that. If it happens, right on.
— 

Norman Reedus, Entertainment Weekly [online] (06/Mar/2013)

We asked the man who plays Daryl, Norman Reedus, if romance could be blooming in the couple’s future.

Baby Bob and bong rips😻

I’ve had a great week! I started my new job Tuesday and I’m already a ton happier and feel so much better at the end of each day. I’m proud of myself for receiving a second promotion in less than two years working in this library system and I’m so happy that all my hard work has paid off.

the-trash-boat  asked:

What do you guys think about a possible crossover between GSNK and Tanaka-kun? Can you imagine Nozaki bros v.s Oota and Tanaka XD And Mikorin and Ecchan? So many parallels!

OMG FORREAL THOUGH, TANAKA IS BASICALLY A MAYU CLONE BUT LAZIER (SOMEONE LAZIER THAN MAYU WHO WOULD HAD THOUGHT), PLEASE TELL ME OTHER PEOPLE THOUGHT THIS TOO


the two lazy butts can nap together under the tree (alternatively on the seats at WcDonalds), Nozaki can charm his fellow manly bro Oota by making sweets, Ecchan would scare the shit out of Mikorin, also Sakura/Miyano can be qt little shorties together

(for anyone who hasn’t seen or read Tanaka-kun wa Itsumo Kedaruge, please do! Hilarious series, a little similar to GSNK with the whole playing with stereotypes, humour and all)

anonymous asked:

Which pizza would each character of the devil may cry games have as their favourite ?

Dante is a classic guy, so he’d go for the usual pepperoni. Sometimes he likes supreme. Deep dish is his guilty pleasure but he usually goes for new york style.

Vergil partakes in “Calzones, you utter baffoon.” (Given the chance, on rare moment, like say when the sky is green and/or he’s wearing red; he likes mozzarella with white chicken and fettachini sauce with Dante in the background crying because “verg! that’s not pizza! you went to olive garden whyyyyy”)

Nero likes meat lovers but he adds in anything spicy like the red chili flakes to it to top it off. He’s not big on the crust unless it’s stuffed with cheese (Kyrie’s favorite) so his style is usually pan or Chicago. 

Trish enjoys her pepperoni, mushroom, garlic and banana peppers pizza very fine, thank you.

Lady shares with whatever Dante is having, she doesn’t have a set favorite but you can catch her eating a huge sausage, olives and pepperoni slice almost daily.

Lucia likes margarita pizza and pepperoni, but the former is her go-to whenever the crew goes out for dinner.

Kyrie loves the stuffed crust pizza of whatever. She’s still over moon about this, it’s cute, who invented the idea of putting two meals into one? She has no clue but that’s not stopping her. Bless her soul.

Credo and his style, he likes frutti de mare ( a sort of seafood pizza) with some white wine. Vergil is offended but shares a slice or two with him. 

Sanctus….likes pineapple on pizza. I’m so sorry.

Agnus’ favorite pizza is bug pizza. (great, now we gotta kinkshame mothman for getting into vore).

Gloria likes her pizza with caviar, salmon roe, lobster, truffle, creme fraiche and edible gold. Listen, if Trish is gonna go undercover and use The Order’s resources, she’s gonna fucking use all their resources to treat herself. (”Treat yourself 20XX!” -Trish, after getting caught by Dante, while she wears Chopard sunglasses and a diamond-encrusted bikini, eating her expensive pizza on the veranda in Mitis Forest)

anonymous asked:

Do you have some new Gryles fic recommendations (I've exhausted your list)? :)

Sorry for the delay! I wanted to wait to answer until I was on my laptop. 

I had to go look at what I even had on my recc list bc I made it a long time ago. There’s like nothing there sorry lol. As you know there isn’t tons of new content, but I just went through my bookmarks and here are some I liked that were written in the last year or two:

Doodle of a Surface Life by the one and only junkshopdisco (it’s a WIP and perfect)

The Morning After by Writcraft and If It All Goes Wrong by sunsetmog (two very very recent, good one shots about Pixie wedding gryles)

There were two good, really cute gryles AUs in the last 1D big bang: 

The Seaweed is Always Greener by goseaward (not something I’d usually be into but I thought this story was so precious I loved this Harry)

High Spirits by becka (this is like half gryles, half nouis fyi. The gryles parts were v qt)

Let’s just see how we go by becka (age warning on this one. I liked this Nick)

Can’t Escape the Magnetic Side by hllangel (a XFactor AU from when nick was on)

titanium (we bleed in whispers) by femmequixotic 

I’ll have to go in and add other, older fics to my list. Thanks for the reminder bc someone else asked for this a few weeks ago and I forgot all about it!

Also im sure you’re well acquainted with ymorton’s fics but I’ll say it every time: if you haven’t read every single thing on her masterlist, including all of the little snippets and one shots, you really, really should. Recent faves that I’ve revisited were the ‘prince and his DJ’ series, phone sex with niall listening, never ever (similar in theme), small town cop/town sweet heart mini series. So many I could go on!

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#BigRonFilmReviews Top 100 Movies of all time

10-1

I’m finally there.

This was hard work. I collated a list of about 130 movies in Excel (yep) and moved it around for approximately 3 days until I ended up with a final list. 

I’ve ended up with a movie from each from Tarantino, Scorsese, Coppola, The Coens, Nolan, PTA and two from David Fincher. People may question the addition of Kevin Smith and Bryan Singer but as ever these are movies ranked according to an inexplicable, personal enjoyment algorithm. If you disagree do your fucking own. (Smiley face).

1) Pulp Fiction. It had to be really. I’m very happy with this being my all time favourite movie (so far). QT perfects the formula he created with Reservoir Dogs. Wonderful characters in amusing situations chomping through fabulous dialogue. A movie I simply do not tire of rewatching. Review here.

2) The Godfather Parts 1 and 2. And here we do not see The Godfather part 3. The first two Godfather movies are simply put. Masterpieces. A deeply intense look at the inner workings of a Mafia family with (at least) three stellar performances from three Titanic Hollywood Stars. Just Epic and beautiful whilst viscously violent and horrifying at the same time. Review here.

3) Fight Club. David Fincher’s cerebral, darkly comical commentary on consumerism and masculinity. A strange and very cool film with plenty of surprises. Love it, love it, love it! Review here.

4) Goodfellas. 

“You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little fucked up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?”. 

What a film. Review here.

5) Clerks. A super low budget movie set solely in and around a convenience store in New Jersey. Very little happens other than the two eponymous store Clerks shooting the shit talking about sex and Star Wars. I mean what more do you want? Review here.

6) Se7en. A slow burn Police Procedural with a very dark heart. Pitt and Morgan are trying to track down the serial killer who is in turn trying to send a message to society by mirroring the seven deadly sins. Awesome. “Whats in the Booooooox?” Review here.

7) The Usual Suspects. A surprising crime thriller with a übersupermega twist that absolutely blew me away. “Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?” Review here.

8) Boogie Nights. All of Paul Thomas Andersson’s work is pretty special but this 70s porn industry tale is essentially a masterpiece. Perfect levels of humour, drama and sadness with a absolutely killer soundtrack to boot. Review here.

9) The Big Lebowski. Another of those films where not a great deal actually happens. There is a case of mistaken identity and a pissy rug. There is a kinda-kidnapping, some bowling, a few white russians and a fair amount of weed but because of the superb characters and wonderful dialogue it is just….. brilliant. Review here.

10) The Dark Knight Trilogy. Best Trilogy ever? Cor, could be man. I rewatched these recently and completely reordered my ranking of the three movies. Batman Begins is superb. This is how I want my Batman, flawed, brutal and dark. Aces. My Batman Reviews here.

The full list is available here.

anonymous asked:

Why quarantine instead of just going to the vet?

Hey anon, 

The two are not mutually exclusive… 

You get a new animal it will be stressed from transport and being in a new environment. So you don’t want to imediately be carting it off to a vet for examinations or tests which could make any conditions worse or put them off eating. 

Some conditions will take time to show symptoms so if you just take them to the vet straight away and skip qt theres a chance they could miss something thats yet to appear…

You don’t want a new animal near your established animals if they need to be treated for something either. 

Quarentine and good biosecurity is very important, and taking an animal to the vet for a check up or treatment (if needed) may be part of the quarentine process but not really substitute for it.