but theres so many of u that im sure one of you will have the stupidity to do it

anonymous asked:

Dan's new live video @ 5:01, there's definitely some hair straighteners on the floor

i have a few things to say, but i’ll start from left to right. 

a) i loved his face when someone pointed out the candle on the other night table, idk he was just so taken aback. like “… oh yeah! single candle… the bedroom candle…” 

b) i love the bed, it’s so pretty. everything just looks neat? besides from the bloody awful curtains; the moon mirror, the frame of the bed, it’s all lovely. 

c) what is that black box my dude. is that the new box of secrets? what is that about.

d) why does he have the stupid rockband drum set in the bedroom, i thought the consoles were upstairs? no, Hold the fuck up, the DRUMSET used to be upstairs!! I’M SURE OF IT. have u guys put a tv in the bedroom and carried all the consoles downstairs so you could play lying on the bed? that’s peak lazyness, i’m so disappointed in you both. 

e) ah yes, the dryson hairdryer. that shit is full 200 pounds. they have the hair dryer and two dryson fans, this is rich commodity in its finest. i wonder if they have the hoover as well, that one looks amazing and everyone says it’s actually totally worth the thousand dollars. 

f) the straighteners and the concept of this being proof. i think that at this point, it’s just funny to me that it’s a topic we have to talk about, the straighteners were on the floor last time he did a liveshow in the room and i thought that was it, right? i feel like people just forget things happen and/or act as if we don’t know they share a bedroom! i mean, do as you please, but i’d like skip ahead into the part where we accept it’s a thing and we let this be the normal, status quo, this is what it is you know? still lovely to be reminded that they do though, i get ya.

g) what is the white thing hanging from that awful curtain, what is it. i need answers.

h) in what fucking moment did both of them hoard so many pairs of shoes. i swear to god, all dan wears is those ones with the zips and phil wears the blue ones and that’s about it. but im counting here over 20 pairs of shoes, and they even want us to believe that they’re owned by just dan? try me again, what the hell is this, they need to start giving to charity, there is NO WAY they find use to over 20 pair of shoes, you do not need that many, specially when you spend most of your life at home wearing socks.

i) it’s funny that even though the mess that was the last time he did a liveshow in his room, with phil’s damage control and all, the mirror is still there, like whatever my dude. cool white mirror dan. 

i think that’s all, thanks for reading if u made it this far. 

Distractions

@megaepiphany HERE IS A VERY LATE BIRTHDAY FANFICTION


Sabrina’s phone buzzes about fifteen minutes into her sociology lecture. She ignores it, and it buzzes again.

And again.

And again.

She’s starting to get worried that it’s something important (though why they wouldn’t just call her she can’t fathom), so she takes a peek at her screen. She sighs and makes a face. It’s Puck.

This significantly decreases the likelihood that it’s something important, but not so much that she can afford to ignore the texts. Puck’s been known to text her from across town because he needs help hiding from the hobgoblin mafia.

He’s also been known to text her incessantly until she laughs at a picture of someone particularly hilarious he saw on the streets of Prague, but still. She can’t risk it, so she opens the conversation.

Grimm

Grimm

Ugly

Answer ur texts before I call u in the middle of whatever boring adult thing ur ignoring me for

Griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimm

Come on u know im more important than whatever ur doing

Im definitely more fun

Grimm

Talk to me

Sabrina sighs and stuffs her phone back in her pocket. He’s not dying, and that’s all she needs to know.

Her phone buzzes again. She manages to ignore it for almost a minute before she gives in and looks at it.

Don’t u want to know what im doing

Sabrina sighs and texts back, Fine stinkbaby. Tell me what youre doing and ill answer you when I get out of class ok? Youre gonna get me in trouble.

Keep reading

twilightprince102  asked:

Everyone is saying that Joey is gay, and while I do support that, have people considered her being bisexual? Liking both boys and girls? THAT would make much more sense, wouldn't it?

ok i have a lot to say about this.

bisexual joey is fine if you headcanon bisexual joey like its cool whateva live your life be ya self. maybe she is bisexual! who knows not us thats for sure.

but i feel like….theres this recurring thing thats happening…where a character shows attraction to one gender consistently and then for a split second they show attraction to a different-gender character and/or question their sexuality for a different-gendered character and everyone says “they showed attraction for BOTH genders in the past. that means theyre bisexual!” and then lots of people call out anyone that doesnt headcanon said character as bisexual bc its “bisexual erasure” and its a huge mess.

and you know its fine to see characters that have been attracted to both genders throughout their lives as bisexual like there aint nothin wrong with that. theres not that many bi characters out there so bi representation is awesome and headcanons are what you want them to be

but i feel like this whole thing that i just described fails to communicate the experience a lot of gay people go through (or trans!!). especially gay girls.

compulsive heterosexuality, heteronormativity, internal homophobia etc. these are all things that i think need to be talked about more.

i had NO idea these things existed until i was 18 (i had been questioning since 15) and stumbled across a blog talking about gay girls that finally realized they were in fact, gay but previously went along with being straight bc thats what…youre supposed to do….right? and back then i labeled myself as guess what? bi. it always felt weird to say it and it felt wrong but it was easier than figuring out wtf was going on w me bc i had never seen anything like how i felt. but…i had dated guys in the past?? and had just been with guys/had crushes on guys etc. so…..i MUST be bisexual….right???

as soon as i heard from another gay girl that these things existed and that i wasnt the only one that felt that way and it was something to overcome, i was able to stop doing things that made me uncomfortable.

i mean i know people that were HUGE flirts to the opposite gender (same? guilty?)before realizing they were gay just because isnt that what youre supposed to do??? flirt with the opposite gender??? or literally just overcompensating…trying to be like their straight friends and failing every time things got serious.

point: gay people that once identified as straight, bisexual or any other “queer” sexuality exist and have unique stories. i think these stories of realizing that you arent straight and that hey maybe you actually have no attraction to the opposite gender at all! despite your past actions and/or feelings! are so important to tell.

because otherwise it could be YEARS before some people figure out that they dont have to u know do things that they dont want to do or force themselves to be like their friends. and they can start being themselves while in their teen years! they can fall in love and go on dates etc while all their straight friends do the same thing.

just like its important to highlight bisexual awakenings/bisexuality/gay people that always know they were gay and love being gay/trans people/intersex people/ lesbians, its important to highlight that its not as divided as you think and you should explore because society really has you wrapped around its finger with expectations. it can have a serious hold on you.

i just…never see characters that go through the overcoming compulsive heterosexuality and realizing they never liked what they did in the past??? the closest i can think of is dave who realized that labeling sexuality is stupid and doesnt even exist in space or ever it never mattered or existed it was just how society made you think it did. to the extent that he would hate on gay people himself bc he was insecure about actually being what society considers taboo.

its scary. its a scary, crazy, wild experience that i think needs to be talked about instead of being labeled as “bisexual” everytime.

and thats why i headcanon gay joey ok.

i really wish i could tag this but im on mobile so hopefully enough people see it.

I’m almost done with my finals so have some fam quotes

-birds are loud
-but cute
+like me

‘‘i have dememepression’’

-MY DAD HAS AN EMERGENCY CHEETO IN HIS BREAST POCKET
+your dad is my spirit animal

-BREAKTHROUGHS
+It’s one in the fucking morning

‘‘The one where she has 8 legs’’

-Help
-Fuk
-My leg
-It’s stuck
-Fuck my leg huRTS
-brb trying to scape
-I’ve been freed
+???
-My leg was stuck in the void
-Aka the side of the bed near the wall

-I’m still not over the fact that I confused an American president with a chicken restaurant
+WAIT
+WAS IT KENNEDY?
-yea
~JFK AND KFC
^LMFAO
~ARE DIFFERENT
+TO BE FAIR
~THINGS

‘‘*notices your bulge * OwO whats this? r u excited for daddi? x3
((I HAVE NO WILL TO LIVE))’’

-* slams the bible on the talbe*
-we need this guys
+I thought you would pull out the Kamasutra honestly

‘‘Well the binder dial me daddy thing was from when we were walking to history class and my friend had her phone on top of her books and binders and she pulled them against her chest when we were going through a crowded area and she accidentally called me??? so then i just kinda turned to her and said ‘binder dial me daddy’ and she stopped dead in her tracks bc she was crying from laughter’’

-And then the thicc sus thing was just me thinking about how to make spaghetti and meatballs really fucking sexual
+Just go to Italy Jesus Christ

‘‘knk is one letter away from kink’’

‘‘Porn + Angst = Life’’

‘‘My teacher said ‘no hugging, no touching, only high fives are allowed’’’

‘‘We played kahoot in music
My name was ‘daddy 666′
And someone used a spam bot and added like 7 daddies’’

‘‘IT IS I THE FRENCHIEST FRY’’

-y’all doin the most
+doin the moist

-what is ‘‘cronch’’
+monch but softer
-what is ‘‘monch’’
+cronch but softer
-what
~yes

‘‘DO IT FOR MAMA SOVIET RUSSIA’’

‘‘Bendiddle Counterclock is Dead’’

‘‘yes
she was eye eyebrows’’

‘‘if that’s what death looks like death is ho t’’

‘‘Theres literally no middle ground. I either give 0 fucks about it or I will end my life in defense of whatever I have claimed as mine’’

-Y’all I eNcoUNTERed a coYOTE wiTH mY PORN STAR fRENDS
+What
-WE were walking to the park and then a cOYOTE runs up and we’re like wAT
+You’re focusing on the lesser details here
+porn star friends???????
-ThEy sTARTED mOANING aT IT
+Oh my god
-it was an experice
+It sure sounds like it

‘‘A glass cabinet of dildos’’

-Shelf
+What
-Put blood plant on shelf
+S t o p

‘‘Jesus Christ I read bore as vore and I was like ‘‘WHY WOULD YOU VORE HIS KIDS’’’’

‘‘That moment when ur used to read fics in Englihs cause in ur native there arent a lot of good ones and then u just find a good one in ur native and u feel #blessed’’

-I just fucking imagined mermaids trying to skate
+Wiggle wiggle

-Sup is one (1) letter away from soup
+Soup is nine (9) letters away from depression
-depression is me
~Where’s the u going 
+Up the ass

-want to come over and eat what my mom made?
+did she made jelly
+i want jelly

‘‘Novi: I know but my brother has to go to bed and we’ve been talking for like 5 hours
Me: It’s ok I understand
Novi: No it’s not I want to throw him into a river’’

-Novi in the VC: ‘‘I didn’t need to see that,,, I’m having a stroke’’
+Also me in the VC: ‘‘I’m not pure, I pronounce Georgia as Heorhhhhhhhia’’

-im gay for hell
+EVE YOU ARE HELL
-rude

‘‘sky has too many colors to be straight’’

-what will you do Ryan
+idk
+hide
+i guess

-we are all pure and sane people here
+excepting u

-ssssssssssss
+i understand now
-i meant to say aaaaaaaaaaa but i hit s by accident so it looks like i was hissing
+ssssssss
~sneks

-NOVI JOIN ME IN OUR EXPEDITIONG OF,,, ARKANSASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+AND THEN,,,, HEORHHHHHHHIAAAAAAAAA
-AND AFTERWORDS WE WILL TAKE,,,,, TEHHHHHHHHHHHHHASSSSSSSSSS
~why are yall taking over places???
-communism

-im pure cant you tell
+no we can’t
+cause we can fucking see
~roasted

‘‘how much dong would a dong dong if a dong could dong dong’’

-sshlonguh dongafolay?
+IM FUCKINGH CRYUNG
~dong long
^novi mispronounced schlong dongadoodle
^so this is what we get
-sslonguh dongadolay
^ye thats how he said it
+I KNOW HOW TO ENGLISH
^sure honey

‘‘Y’all Ryan is Romanian now’’

‘‘an anagram for lulu’s children is uncurled hills’’

‘‘in soviet russia the america lives in you’’

‘‘I am in a call with Ryan and I just messed up the pronunciation of the 50 states of America and I feel proud’’

‘‘>what do when youre nervous when you see your crush
<close your eyes’’

‘‘is elmo hotter than kermit’’

‘‘i just squealed why am i so white’’

‘‘I should be sleeping honestly
How tragic
That I don’t give a fuck
’’

‘‘ZEUS’ THUNDERCOCK IS THE ORIGIN OF A LOTTA PROBLEMS’’

‘‘yes the best zombie ive ever seen’’

-*distant, but very loud * YEEHAW
+it distant bc im in europe

-Lmao Google maps is being stupid as fuck
+wow I’m Google maps the
-I wanna say no bc ily but I also wanna say ‘‘big fucking mood’’ tbh
+lmao
+I’m what the kids call
+relatable
-Im what the kids call
-really fucking bad at art why do I even try
-fucking me

‘‘Earlier I was angry bc of fake advertising of granola’’

-FUCK
-WHERE IS THIS ERASER
+WHA
-IM CALLING THE POLICE
+911 WHAT’S UR ERASER

-choke on that dicc
+I just shoved like 50 animal crackers in my mouth this is the end
-animal diccs
+my favourite animal is a penis
+mhm so tasty
-A wild penis galloping through the fields
+Yeehaw

-what is rule 63
+69
-no 63
+69
-?????
~69
-stop

‘‘Guys I just remembered this evening I was working on a few essays with my best friend and then I just stretched and said ‘‘Jesus I stretched my own soul’’ and she answered ‘‘And even when you don’t have one’’ and I was just like,,, true’’

-I once said that I didn’t have a heart and my mom agreed and laughed
+Same

-she was like ‘‘oh i love her hald skirt’’ and i was like ‘‘,, hes a guy’’
-and she responded with ‘‘oh you mean from that one japanese skatey show thing’’
-sure mom
+LMAO
-i think thats the first time ive ever heard yoi called that tbh
-ive heard it referred to as ‘‘that one thing with the japanese weeb and the snow man’’
-i died a little after that conversation tbh
+JSJDHSJ

-i almost pulled up the rappin for jesus video onto my tv in fromt of my parents
+LMFAO
-fuck that was close

-mY CHERMICAL ROMANCE YEA MCR
-did you not know they were the same thing
+my bad fam
-for fucks sake
~omfg
-mcr is my chermical romance im actually so offended i might cry
^MY BAD FAM

‘‘mama i talk about ghost sex all the time wow’’

‘‘i went straight to my PS3 oops
That’s the straightest thing I’ve done’’

-I literally just typed in ‘horny fish’ and did not get what I expected
(…)
+I’m sorry about the horny fish
+ThE inTernET IS CRUEL

-i have exams too i dont wanna
+I do wanna (die)

-PUNCH ME
-anyways
-ur collar bone could kill a man ( me ) and I love i t 

‘‘get your shit together korea be more creative’’

‘‘dad wanted to buy me heelys when i was like 8 or 7
mother didnt let him
sigh’’

-I got sour patch children.
+YOU’RE STILL ADORABLE, I LOOK LIKE A MESS
+NICE EVE
-im killing these children by eating them.


@prongs-chan  @stammi-ravioli  @makkakill  @plushy-minami  @space-asylum  @ask-ageswap-viktor  @spring-gay  @ask-a-skater-fan  @rolord  @askyoungvitya  @ask-yoi-viktor-nikiforov  @phantasmagoricalcoffee  @hatelikingbatman  @ask-ice-family  @wanber  @yuuri-on-heelys

title: how to get a boyfriend: a comprehensive guide by kuroo tetsurou
fandom: haikyuu!!
pairing: kurodai
word count: 2311
summary: kuroo asks daichi out thru texts, then regrets it: the fic

for @maskyoursmile! i hope this is everything that u wanted!!

here on ao3


Daichi lets out a long, relieved sigh as he finally finishes his homework for the weekend. It’s only Friday, but he’s always found it much easier to do all of his homework as soon as he gets home from school instead of leaving it until Sunday night. It makes it a lot easier to enjoy his weekend, he finds, so even though the guys poke fun at him for it, he sticks to his routine because it’s something that works for him.

After a nice stretch of his arms and spine that leaves his bones feeling pleasantly melty, he reaches for his phone. He always turns it on silent and leaves it facedown while he does his homework to avoid any distractions, but Suga always sends him messages anyway so he figures he should probably check them and get back to him.

When he turns his phone over, however, he finds the screen flashing with an incoming call from Kuroo Tetsurou.

Keep reading

It’s been a long time, w/o u my quotes

-All MY FRIENDS ARE FURRIES TAKE IT SLOOWWW
+i am not your friend
+i am not a furry

‘‘My Mac Daddy Skills are Super Limp’’

‘‘i was just listening to the spice girls and i have to come back to this’’

-I’M CAPABLE OF PLAYING THE FIRST PART OF THE FRENCH ANTHEM IN THE OTAMATONE
+i can’t find my titty holder
+AND THATTS AWESOME
-Why do i use my time for this

-Guess what
+youre gay?
-yes but
-*whispers in your ear * hexaflexagons

-COME ON MC LETS GO ON A ROMANTIC GYM SPREE! I CALL DIBS ON THE TREADMILLS!
-10/10 date ideas
+If when we met u don’t drag me to a date like that I’ll asume u don’t love me
-*crosses the border into spain * come on babe its time to count down those calories and burn that thigh fat
-ok but when you think about the name ‘‘burn your fat with me’’ could mean 2 totally different things like this could be some innocent workout where youre just getting fit or whatever the fuck but this could just as easily be a ‘lets slice off your leg fat and burn it in a sacrifice to satan bc with the power of love anything is possible. and they say romance is dead’ type thing

-I
-Love
+i need all the attention
-You
-bitch accept my love
+i,, eve?
+are you okay
+you just said i love you
-b i t c h accept it
+WHO IS THIS YOURE NOT EVE

‘‘i have multiple friends i refer to as mom in my contacts and then my actual mom and before i was smart and changed the names i nearlt sent a joke to my actual mom about how i wanted to eat her pussy’’

-Shit they saw the window sex aBORT
-THIS IS NOT A DRILL PASSERBYS HAVE SEEN THE DIC K AGAINST THE GLASS
-SI REN NOISE S
+OMFG
-KDVDMSHEKSE AAAAAAAA
-Ripperoni them two
+Dicks? In my window??
-Its more likely than you think

‘‘he gay
the french ones are always gay’’

‘‘I just spammed my mom with middle fingers hi’’

-I’m gonna crawl under a rock and die
-See y’all in hell I guess
+No don’t die
-Too late
-I’m dead inside

-Keiths hard
+hel p i think i saw a blood slurper?
~Keith’s hard
-you ass
-eVE
+pft
-WHATS A BLOOD SLURPER
+SLURRRP
+mosquito ::::::::((((

-‘‘Aritmetic love series’’ the only sadism here is the math
+I knew the hexaflexagons had something to do with all of this
-Math is art
~Math is pain
+Life is pain
-Art is pain
~Art is math
#My hair is a mess
~Life is a mess

‘‘Grandma: ‘‘do you want to die, huh?’’
Me internally: yes absolutely I creve death’’

-Tf did I come back to
+Idek
~we just yelled out the sexual tension
-I’m
-This is underage I’m gonna go
~i called novi a syrup licking cunt
~and he said he would ‘‘tuck my ass in’’ and then we screamed about how we tought the other was pretty

‘‘I am ready to fight a god.’’

‘‘Texas time I’m coming over to hug you
Don’t question how
Just believe in the yeehaw powers’’

-what rhymes with angel
-crangel
-uh
-ladle
-wait no
-langel
+Langel
-LANGEL
-yes
-my name is langel
-it rhymes with
-bangel
-i like to lick
-pineappleangels
-what am i doing with my life
-honestly

‘‘I JUST SNORTED TEA’’

-Kiku stop being so fucking edgy jfc
+I’m so edgy I can cut myself on me
-Oh my god
~Lmao

‘‘*gets fucked real hard up the ass * how much sp did you get just then’’

-Rub salt into my wounds like youre up in the Alaskan wilderness, harvesting meat so you can survive the unforgiving winters and manage not to starve. Pound me and grind me untill Im all fine and then wrap me up in plastic before shoving me in a shed for 4 months and slowly eating my remains until Im non existent
+God damnit, you’re turning me on

-Why is your German boyfriend unaware of the existence of trees
+I don’t know
+maybe it’s a German thing?? Maybe they don’t have trees there,,,

-Young love
-I remember when I was young
+ryan
+I’m a year older than u
-did i fucking stutter

-I’ll just summon a demon on another day uwu
+Eve you are a demon
~Eve is a good demon
-I need to summon an army, baba
-I’ll become the dictator of a country of demons
~#proud

‘‘Why must you yeehaw’’

‘‘yeehaws from europe’’

-yeehaws from south europe
+yeehaws from north-central europe
~stop yeehaws they’re not even a thing here
-Yeehaws are an European thing now guys
+yeehaws in polish
~No they’re not
+yeehaws in eUrOpeaN
+yes they are

‘‘Also mother asked me if I’m looking for my dream priencess on the beach and yes mom thank you I am gay’’

-I need to go to Walmart today
+Get some wasabi peas 4 me
~Ger some edgy candles for me
+Oo ye

-ya like jazz?
+i ducking love jazz
-That’s rude to ducks
+youre rude to ducks
-Duck you
+id duck you so hard, eve
+quack
~God my legs hu- What did i come back to
+oh hi novi why are you awake?
+: )

-oK
-BUT
-if i stay up 2 days with no sleep and then write something 
-how bad can i get
-im already fucking terrible with 1 day of no sleep
-BUT 2 DAYS
-could be interesting
+Ryan you’re gonna stunt your growth
-ive already accepted the fact that im never gonna grow to be a redwood tree

‘‘Been here for 2 seconds and I’ve already destroyed a relationship’’

-Why is post apocalypse Mr. Krabs into bdsm
+why wouldn’t he
~The world is burning,,,,,,,,,,, lets masturbate
-Novi what the actual fuvc
+and they say romance is dead
-It is and you two killed it
+wym we are the most romantic of the romantics sweet and innocent angels
+who did nothing wrong
-Lies
+truths
-No
+get over here you spanish bitch
~I’m already here you American asshole
+we’re proving how romantic we are now shove it up your asshole
~Right after u

-SEIUGFIUEFWHGQE
-EJLEISHDF;.K
-SEKFJ
+Are you okay
-sorry i turned on a hannah montana playlist and nobodys perfect came on
-this was my shIT

-wow
-now baba is really gonna go to jail
-good job novi you idiothole
+shut up Ryan u stupid ass
-you like my stupid ass though
-i just dont like your idiothole
+which one of them
-idk novi why dont you pick you seem to have many holes on your body
+Honestly why are we like this 
(…)
-have you decided which hole is your idiothole yet or are you still trying to count them all to make a decent decision
+Ryan is2g
~lowkey laughing because wtf the fuck guys
+Same tbh
-im just sAYING
(…)
-novi your name is literally ryan fucker
+I’m not cheating on u w/ another ryan
-HOW CAN I BE SURE
-theres a spanish ryan i fucking know it
-gonna kill that bitch
+Nah but my psicologist is called Randall
-psicologist
-what an english you did there
+wh
-psychologist
+AH
+Fuck me up y
-which hole is your y
+rYAN N O
-IT WAS AN H O N E S T QUESTION
+IS2G
-im crying o love annoying you
+Well fucc u then
-which hole
+I’m leaving
-lmfao
~I don’t know whether to cry or laugh at your interactions

-yo evvu
+eve my meme bro
-If eve is ur meme bro
-Then what am I
~pardner
-my bro bro
-meme pardner
~pard n er
-Idk how to feel about this

‘‘idk about you but one of my favorite games when i was 7 was “throw rocks from my driveway at passing cars bc i was raised to be an asshole from birth"’’

‘‘Guys I have resting murder face
I was just chilling looking at my phone and my sister was like ‘‘why do you look like you want to stab someone’’ but ITS JUST MY FACE’’

‘‘Ryan, raised to be a quotable asshole’’

-i am a pure and innocent angel that did nothing wrong
-i was not browsing furries while talking to novi shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
-you have no evidence of this
+Uhuh
-: )
-i was curious so i searched for snep on tumblr and of course furries came up?
-so i had to look for scientific reasons only
-it was a check for quality
-nothing else
~Why am I not even surprised

-Why must you do this every time I leave
+,,,,,,, memes
-Uhuh

‘‘ok hey the space ponies werent my fault’’

‘‘Everyday I descend more into insanity’’

-IGNORE
-THE FACT THAT I WAS RESEARCHING ‘DEER PREGNANCY’
+I diDN’T EVEN LOOK BUT NOW I’M AWARE OF IT

‘‘i mean ive brought it from ‘i love you’ to ‘hey so like do you ever just wanna scream dick at the top of your lungs in public’’’

-I’m gay
+Hi gay
+I’m Baba
~I’m cant

‘‘,,,,,,i licked it is it enough’’

‘‘mother just asked me if i like jazz and i died’’

‘‘quote me up (quote me up inside)’’

Bonus: I asked for last words and they gave me this

@stammi-ravioli  @plushy-eve  @space-asylum  @rolord  @ask-ageswap-viktor  @shitphobe420  @hatelikingbatman  @ask-yoi-viktor-nikiforov  @phantasmagoricalcoffee  @nocturnal-narcissus  @meow-puta  @wanber  @yuuri-on-heelys  @ask-otabek  @ask-ice-family  @nam-nam-joon  @caffeinebeancrock  @rosebud1903

i was just thinking about prompto because i love him so fkn much, and started up some christmas headcanons;

  • he’s always the first one awake and pouncing on noctis’ bed and doing the “nooma nooma” video to him to wake him up (welp i hc that he does that EVERY morning but christmas is his jingle bells version
  • he’d be so cute and excited all the time
  • you cant tell me he wouldnt cONSTANTLY sing carols too after youve heard his voice. he’d probably just sing everything he says with that voice of his
  • he’d probably buy all of the guys a gift that was super personal and he’d put so much thought into it
  • and he’d never ever expect anything back, he’d always say that just spending the holidays with them is enough but obviously they’d pile him with gifts and he always treasures every single one of them
  • even the floofy jacket that ignis buys him bc prompto never wears jackets with sleeves, even in the winter, and it just means he ways catches cold
  • wrapping paper fights are important to him
  • and he’d take sO MANY PHOTOS and every year he’d get the ones from the past years out and they’d share stories every christmas eve
  • and ignis would make the roast and prompto would feel so festive he’d actually try to help, he really would
  • but the keyword here is tried. because he’d probably drop the bowl of sprouts and they’d roll everywhere and he’d shout “iTS OKAY I CAN JUST PICK THEM BACK UP AGAIN” but he’d end up standing on them and crushing them into the carpet and umbra would run in and try to eat them all
  • and ignis would just give him the Disappointed Mum™ look and prompto would laugh nervously before saying “eheh. well, noct doesnt like anything green anyway.”
  • and noct would be so offended that ignis actually tried to feed him sprouts
  • theyd all play games as well like
  • noct would bring a shit tone of video games and theyd probably end up playing some stupid ass fps games before prompto persuades everyone to play mario kart because “pEACH WILL SLAY YOU ALL”
  • and theres a collective groan because prompto PRAISES peach and ALWAYS says she’ll win 100% but he always loses to somebody whether its noct or ignis or gladio it doesnt matter
  • ignis would bring board games so when they play cluedo prompto would always get SO into the game and would really inherit the detective role but he’s still awful and never wins
  • he did win once but everyone keeps accusing him of cheating and they keep bringing it up every time they play or the topic of detectives comes up
  • and he’d get so. offended. because of course he’d NEVER cheat and he just desperately wants someone to acknowledge that he CAN win and he DID but the guys are like “how can we trust a cheater”
  • and he’d Sulk but secretly the guys would know he’d obviously never cheat, he’s too pure, but they take the piss out of him all the same because it’s too fun
  • noct is a hypocrite tho bc he would always try to cheat because he sucks ass at board games and “why cant we just play overwatch its so funny when prom thinks he can get through a game without dying as mercy”
  • prompto [from the back]: well maybe i would if SOMEBODY didn’t play as reaper just because “he looks cool and nocturnal” EVERY GAME when SOMEBODY still doesnt know how to use him and runs HEAD FIRST INTO ENEMY QUARTERS
  • he’d also play as mccree obviously but he’s already mastered mccree, so he wants to protect everyone with his mercy-like love
  • they dont play monopoly anymore
  • noct is a sore loser, lets leave it at that
  • warp striking into the board game SEEMED like a good idea at first but prompto still has the photo to prove that it wasnt. it really wasnt.
  • awhh prompto would plant mistletoe all over the place like he’s the literal lovebug of the century
  • you got a crush? whelp be careful because prompto has rambo ammo packs of mistletoe strapped to his chest and hes gonna make sure you’re happy this holiday season
  • but like, whoever u ship him with, he’d beg noct to sneak the mistletoe near them and he’d really try to be subtle but he’d be a blushing mess and noct would have to really step up his game as wingman by shouting somth like “oH U GUYS theres KISSING LEAVES ABOVE UR HEAD. thats a HINT. that you guys should KISS.”
  • and if u ship him with noct (promptis trash) then he’d give like no fucks prompto would just slide right up to him like “hey babe i think your hair is sticking up funny” and noct would look up like “hUH” and then see the mistletoe
  • then he’d look back to prompto and see him grinning from fucking ear to ear. think that his freckles are cute when he smiles like that and then he’d blink and suddenly prompto is making kissy pouty faces at him and there’s no escape
  • he (or his s/o) succumbs to the cuteness and they just drown in kisses and prompto is suddenly overwhelmed with how ON BOARD his s/o is and so shocked at how they WANT to give him so many kisses
  • and he’s suddenly a blushing mess and gets really emotional and turns the kiss into something really romantic and he loves the holidays so much
  • he just loves being surrounded by the people he loves, so sat there with his s/o and his best friends makes him so happy and the fact that they WANT to be there with them on christmas day makes him so happy
  • and im crying he deserves so much fucking love

anonymous asked:

I don't know if you have already answered this before but can I ask why do you adore mino so much? I'm too a trash for him but I can't seem to put my adoration for him into words!?!

wow this ask is packed i’m actually speechless. um, i think we all have different reasons why we ‘adore’ people and i don’t think i’m any different from you because i’m literally blanking right now i don’t know what to write and how to answer this question but

i think my ‘adoration’ for him grew into what it is now when i started seeing him as more than just an idol, a rapper. more than just the amazing artist that he is, and i started seeing him as a real human person who can very well be one of my friends. that it’s so easy to be fazed by the mistakes that you make or to give up but he doesn’t. and that’s only the tip of the iceberg if we’re talking about stuff that you should appreciate song minho for.

mino is hardworking, passionate (even non-fans admire this about him) and very inspiring. his story literally breaks my heart everytime i think about it. he trained to be part of block b but, because of personal reasons, had to leave before he could debut with them (which is one of the only two times that zico ever cried ever ever). he debuts with b.o.m soon after but the group had to eventually disband because of ‘lack of popularity’, then he had to be part of a survival show before he gets into yg to be part of (you guessed it) ANOTHER SURVIVAL SHOW. he was the last member to join winner but was made to be the leader of the group (as if it’s not hard enough to try to fit in an already established group of people, yg just has to put him in charge of these four kids as well) just for that position be taken away from him because of an injury. ultimately, team a wins the competition and all his hard work finally pays off, proven by the group’s successful debut.

HE IS SO TALENTED. and this is evident in all the tracks that he had put out before and after debuting with winner. he was part of an underground hiphop crew called royal class and has been writing his own lyrics ever since he was young. his dad used to be a dj which is why he was inspired to do music. with winner’s debut album, mino puts out his solo song ‘i’m him’ which literally has way too many references and punchlines for a normal human to understand in just one listen. it’s great though, and even better with the mv.

then enters smtm4 which literally gave him the good, the bad, and the ugly all in one. but more than all the amazing tracks that he’s released (bless u zico), the witty lyrics he wrote, the collaborations he did in the course of his participation on the show, i think what smtm4 really showed us is how headstrong and brave mino was. that amidst all the controversies, the issues, and the criticisms thrown at him, he remained standing and continued fighting until the end. there were times when i worried about his well-being and all i wanted was to protect him from everything but every time he would come out with a smile on his face and he would give nothing less than his best in everything that he does.

mino loves his family. like, it literally makes me sob thinking of his love for his family and the fact that he’s not afraid to show that to them and to everyone. he’s used to showing affection to his mom and is not ashamed to do that even if ‘he’s already 22’ lmao. he dedicated his smtm4 semi finals song to his dad and even sent a heart to his mom during his stage. he’s loves his younger sister danah so much and took care of her ever since they were young. mino has a close relationship with his family which i really admire because those are the values that you would want in guy.

he’s a great friend and i say this in a sense that he literally can make friends in a newly discovered territory even if he’s just been there for two seconds because he has that glow about him and that charm that just sucks people in. his bestfriends (who are also great guys, btw) are legit his ride or dies he calls them ‘his shoulders’ because they’ve always been there for each other from the very start and i can only hope i had the same ability to maintain friendships like he does tbh he needs to do a seminar on this or smth bc i’m here for all that

and have i talked about his sense of humour? this guy literally couldn’t give two fucks about how he looks like as long as he could make people laugh. everytime, on interviews, when the members are asked about mino’s role in the group, they never fail to mention how funny he is and how he’s the mood-maker of winner. seungyoon once said that when the members are tired, mino will be there to cheer them up and recharge them. he also says the most random shit that will just have you ?????? and make you question if you’re the stupid one for not getting what he means. to top it all off, he’s there to laugh at himself with you. with his most beautiful smile that’s brighter than a thousand suns @minhosducks​ will back me up on this

lastly, though i think this is already pretty obvious, mino is so damn handsome he literally could model for banana republic and he’d fit right in with them other gorgeous males. AND THAT MELANIN THO god bless his dad for giving him such beautiful sun-kissed tanned skin <3 #StopWhiteWashingSongMinho2k15 and can we talk about his shoulders though like i’m pretty sure that’s got its own zip code or smth it’s so damn wide a plane could land on it tbh AND HE’S TALL TOO GOOD GOD IM A GONER

now to wrap this up (i have to stop at some point but tbh i can go on forever talking about this) song minho is an amazing artist, a good son and brother, a great friend, and just an overall amazing person. there’s so many things to love about him and i hope more people see that.

anonymous asked:

What do you love most about louis?

oH GOD WHAT A QUESTION

i love how layered he is??? i love how much of a person he, and i know thats stupid but he’s just such a developed person?? like we dont see many sides of niall or liam, more of zayn tho, and then harrys just an open book but louis is just so complex

hes the caretaker. 4 younger sisters and he helped raise them all. 4 younger brothers and he’s grown up with them

and he’s brave- he auditioned for the x factor even tho he only gave himself a 5% chance

he’s admitted he’s afraid of speaking in front of crowds, but guess who always speaks at award shows? always always louis, because he;s the leader and he took that position back on xfactor immediately

and back on the xfactor days when liam was uptight, he tried so hard to include him and eventually he ‘corrupted’ liam but i really think he just brought him out of his shell. bc liam didnt have friends before the band, no one showed up to his 16th birthday party, maybe he didnt really know how to be friendly, all he knew was how to have a goal and how to work towards accomplishing it, but then louis came along and he showed him the ropes, showed him how to have fun but still work hard

bc louis is hard working too. have u seen those tags on a tummy hand gif?? he’s worked so so so hard to better his singing, and he used to be so insecure about his voice and back on the x factor he didnt have one solo and you couldnt even hear him during the choruses (im 100% sure they lowered his mic a lot), but look at where he is now?? his voice is incredible and he has equal solos in nearly every song and he’s written the majority of MM and FOUR and he’s come so far

and theres a reason all the boys love him so so much, bc he took special care to bond with each of them??? like even just watching the video diaries u can see that he just knows how to engage each of the boys. and he knew how important it was to be friends before they started working, other wise it would never work

and he’s so emotional?? like god he cries at rom coms and hes so grateful for everything that’s happened to him, and he loves his family and his boys to the ends of the earth

and back to being brave: his 'dad’ left him when he was 10 days old. his dad (step dad) eventually did divorce his mum. he’s seen so many failed relationships, and then he writes “but i dont care, im not scared of love” thats so fucking important that he doesnt let shitty things that have happened to him affect him

his geography teacher told him he’d never amount to anything, he grew up in a working class family and money was tight, he was so horribly insecure about his voice, he had to repeat a year of school, his dad left him and he became a care giver to his younger sisters so so young

but now look at him, most ppl after being told that theyd never amount to anything would be crushed, but he’s achieved two of his biggest dreams and in such a huge way. he’s 1/5 of the worlds biggest boy band and he plays for a footie team and he worked so so hard to accomplish these goals despite being told he never would

now look at him, a fucking millionaire and he helps out his family and does charity in all his free time because he knows what its like to not have enough money but now he has a surplus and he just gives it to people who need it more than he does, did you see him in ghana???? he was so so affected by that and he loved those kids so much and all he wanted to do was help

now look at him, an incredible singer and he worked so so so hard to make the progress he has, and sometimes he messes up and god u can see how much it affects him (one of the earliest times they performed BSE, his solo wasnt great and he looked so so so dejected, but if you listen to it now its SO much better and he worked so hard to make it good and improve)

now look at him, he repeated a year of school, yeah, and maybe he’s not the most book smart (comedic… its definitely a word) but he’s a business man now. he partially owns 5sos, he has the most money in 1d, he and liam started a company (record label? producing thing? im not sure) and he knows how to be careful with his money. and he knows people, he’s smart about people, he knows how to cheer up his boys when theyre down, we’ve heard on multiple occasions that he’s a good listener and good for advice. maybe he failed geography but that doesnt mean anything about how smart he is

now look at him, his dad left him and he took care of his sisters, but have you ever seen that man around kids? fuck his deadbeat dad, that boy will never be like him. he’s going to be the absolute best father and he would give his kids the moon if they asked because he didnt get that from his dad and he refuses to end up like him. “i dont care im not scared of love” is a big fuck you to his dad who was afraid- afraid of commitment to Jay and afraid of commitment to Louis. it’s a declaration that he’s not going to let that affect him

i fucking love louis