A friend and I were discussing the names of Beyoncé's children and it was suggested that a future child (ours, hers, whoever) should be named Gem Apple (in Blue Ivy fashion) so as to fuck with them if they ever go to France. I don't know why you would find this relevant but there's at least two potential OMGCP references here so I thought I'd share
this is most excellent. i would, however, like to propose an alternate suggestion.
what if jack names a dog or something Gem Apple and bitty is like… okay honey, I guess you like my pie but what’s with the “gem” part? but he goes along with it and straight up does not notice for about two years and then he’s like… wait a second