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aegishjalmur  asked:

theres a lot of reasons 2 be ur fan and love ur content a lot but for me number one is you're the /only lets player i know whos good at games/

YOOOOOOOO haha OH MY GOD surely that’s not true! Surely! I’m trying not to crack up in class right now. Look at you guys, gassing me up.

Originally posted by fromthemotionpicture

I’m beyond flattered, and I certainly try my best.

Oh, for context, have a couple highlight reels, folks! 

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You may think what you want of me. I will draw comfort in the knowledge that you’re alive to think it.

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You know why.

No, I don’t know why.

This is actually something that I drew a few days ago bUT I really wanted to draw something and I wasn’t sure what exactly and I’ve had this particular idea for a long time so I GAVE IT A SHOT AND I’M SO SO HAPPY WITH HOW IT CAME OUT.  I’ve always thought that some of Robin’s hair styles that had her braiding or doing something with the sides of her hair were really pretty (though the short style that Carinus has is my fave obvs iaeirg.)  So I just had this idea of mama Carinus braiding and pulling Lucina’s hair back in a pony tail for her one day and putting white flowers in it because she thought it looked pretty on her and Lucina would love it and (*’v`丱)☆+゜

This was so, so much fun, I think I had the most fun with her hair.  I originally had it down and then the parts of her hair that were braided pulled back but I couldn’t get it to look the way I wanted it too so I tried putting it all up and I LOVE IT SO MUCH *゜✲ฺ(✿◕ฺ ∀◕ฺ)ฺノ゜* This whole thing I just couldn’t be happier with like uGH aoerihg  Also fun fact, with the flowers, I was trying to carry over the flowers from Lucina’s (just S?) support with male Robin.  I DON’T KNOW THE FULL CONTEXT BEHIND THEM I haven’t seen their support yet but I thought mama Carinus would find them pretty on her baby girl.

some of my favorite things I have heard said at work over the years:

“Hey, wanna see something pretty…besides me?”

“What is the boneyard?” … “That’s where we keep all the dead people we kill. Y’all thought they quit.”

“Here’s the thing about hip. If you say you’re ‘hip’, you’re not hip.”

“I’d like to get one of those old globes. I’d like to find one that’s so old, it’s flat.”

“You just broke up big-time bad.”

“I don’t need you. I just want to tell you I sent you an email.”

“What a sick fax.”

“Where’s your chandelier now?”

“Welcome to the Mellow Mushroom.” … “I don’t want to know what kind of mushroom you’re talking about.”

“Nothing says ‘relevant’ like THIS font. It’s like AOL.”

“That woman has the personality of a fish.”

Hush Hush Saga Starters - Patch edition Pt. 1

                                 Quotes from Patch Cipriano in Hush Hush and Crescendo


  • Say ‘provoking’ again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.
  • I’m your guardian angel.
  • If I’d wanted you dead five minutes ago, you’d have died five minutes ago.
  • I’m crazy…..about you.
  • Are we going to have to teach you to fight, Angel?
  • I’m keeping a lot of things from you. Like the way I feel about being locked up in here with you. You have no idea what you do to me.
  • I smell that bad?
  • I feel it here, in my heart.
  • I want to do a lot of things to your body, but that’s not one of them.
  • Keep in mind that people change, but the past doesn’t.
  • It’s hard to concentrate on answers with you looking like that.
  • Being with you never felt wrong. It’s the one thing I did right. You’re the one thing I did right.
  • I don’t want your money, Angel.
  • Guard your body. I take my job seriously, which means I’m going to need to get acquainted with the subject matter on a personal level.
  • It stays, Angel.
  • Careful. They might think we’re flirting.
  • All this time, I’ve hated myself for it. I thought I’d given it up for nothing. But if I hadn’t fallen, I wouldn’t have met you.
  • Call me ________. I mean it. Call me.
  • Thinking. A process by which I use my brain to make a rational decision.
  • The problem with human attraction is not knowing if it will be returned.
  • I have a hard time keeping my hands off you without that added bonus.
  • You’re mine, Angel. You have me forever.
  • Let’s be honest, ________. You’ve got it bad for me. And I’ve got it bad for you.
  • What kind of prize are we talking about?
  • I’m about to get lucky.
  • What good is a body if I can’t have you?
  • I was tired of admiring your legs from a distance.
  • I’m happier right now than I ever remember being.
  • Killer skirt. Deadly legs.
  • Nobody’s called me that in a long time.
  • I’m not good, but I was worse.
  • Interested? We’re talking about you. I’m fascinated.
  • Not that kind of ride.
  • This is why I keep you around, _________. Always seeing things from the bright side.
  • He’s not worth it…..and neither am I.
  • The subject’s pulse increased on contact.
  • I’m keeping a lot of things from you.
  • Did you just bite me?
  • I don’t think you understand the lengths I would go to if it means keeping you here with me.
  • I must be crazy for putting up with it.
  • But it made you blush.
  • The higher up, the harder the fall.
  • Impinging? This isn’t the SAT, ______.
  • How much you want to bet?
  • You think the two of us and a slummy motel make for a dangerous combination?
  • There’s all kinds of right. On the spectrum, we’re still in the safe zone.
  • Your lack of faith hurts.
  • I didn’t break his jaw, but if he lays a hand on you, it will be the first of many things to break.
  • Do you sleep naked?
  • I don’t kill people who are important to me. And you top the list.
  • ❝You haven’t regretted me once.❞
  • You’re mine, Angel. And I won’t let anything change that.
  • I hate to break it to you, but it’s red. I could light it on fire and it wouldn’t turn any redder.
  • Jump. I’m not going to drop you.❞
  • If you keep running from me, you’re never going to figure out what’s really going on.
  • I’m hard to resist.
  • As it turns out, I’m in need of a healthy female sacrifice. I’d planned on luring her into trusting me first, but if you’re ready now…
  • I’m a private contractor now. I choose my clients, not the other way around.
  • Think maybe you could stand behind me and give me a few pointers?
  • You’re getting cocky. I like that, Angel.
  • That might be cute if you thought it was true.
  • Let me put it this way. Our emotional connection isn’t lacking.❞
  • I’m not letting you out of my sight. You’re looking a little deranged, Angel.
  • Well, well. Five days a week isn’t enough of me? Had to give me an evening too?
  • You want me to come clean, I will. I’ll tell you everything. Who I am and what I’ve done. Every last detail. I’ll dig it all up, but you have to ask. You have to want it. You can see who I was, or you can see who I am now.
  • Door’s locked. And we have unfinished business.
  • Now that’s what I call a scream.
  • Jerk? You’re the one spying in windows.
  • Relax. Now pivot your hips — it’s all in the hips.
  • You keep life on a short leash. You’re scared of what you can’t control.
  • Love the hair. Love when it’s out of control. It’s like seeing a side of you that needs to come out more often.
  • Just curious what my competition is.
  • Gojyo, being forced into a temple: Well, shit. Look, if I enter the temple and catch fire or something, it's your fault.

I call this  “stop listening to music and go to sleep” - a bumbleby bit of nonsense

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“You know,” Yang’s voice broke through Blake’s concentration and she sighed before placing her thumb over the last word she’d read. “When I told Ruby and Weiss I wanted to stay behind and hang out with you, I thought we’d actually, you know, have a conversation.”

Blake gave Yang a derisive look. “You knew I was reading when you agreed to this, you’ve known me long enough to know that a good book is my top priority.”

Yang groaned as she threw herself down on Weiss’ bed. “Okay, this is true, but you’ve been reading that book for almost a week. Usually you go through books faster than the cafeteria food goes through—“

“Please don’t finish that sentence.” Blake cringed and saw Yang smirk out of the corner of her eye. “It’s a very big book.”

Keep reading

since more people know about 17776 now and theres fanart and stuff popping up, im super thankful i got to read the first part of it with absolutely no context on the day it started, when nick tweeted the link to it! the beginning is a complete mystery when you go into it blind and its soo cool

anonymous asked:

if there's a list of bnha stans can we have bnha fords

WENFWKFNKFNKFNKENWK okay,,,,

this is just a joke so nobody take this seriously yall,,,,

(context if u don’t follow this blog and see this post and think ‘wtf’: there’s now a joke on this blog that if u stan something u love it but if u ford it u hate it)

midoriya fords: u hate ‘plain protagonists’ and think he’s weak and that someone flashier needs to be the protag, probably bakugou or todoroki

kirishima fords: u hate???? happiness???? and also probably bakushima

bakugou fords: u ignore his character development and make him out to be the worst fucking human being in existence, u probably hate any ship with with him in it

iida fords: you are irrelevant

tsuyu fords: you don’t exist and if you do you probably only like conventionally cute characters u piece of fuck

uraraka fords: you hate forced heterosexual romance and view her only as the ‘Obligatory Love Interest’ , you’re also probably a fujoyoshi

all might fords: What Is Wrong With You

aizawa fords: you hate him bc he’s tired and lazy and you probably think he’s emotionless and doesn’t care about his kids

present mic fords: you don’t know who mic is 

mineta and endeavor fords: you’re at the very least a halfway-decent human being

anonymous asked:

Fuck managers that tell you that you need to be more specific when answering questions then go on to ask really fucking open ended questions with no context like "tell me about X." Yes? What about X? How the aisle will look? How it looks now? Is it's in growth? Do I think there's anything wrong with it? Give me a fucking clue then I can be specific in my answer you bitch. You work on your communication skills before critiquing mine, yeah?

One of, like, five situations that immediately sprang to mind after LL#6...
  • (Context: Megatron and a number of his new companions pop back into the primary universe in order to do some stuff and there's a brief teamup w/ Optimus Prime.)
  • Megatron, introducing everyone one by one: And this is Orion Pax...
  • Optimus Prime: I, uh, recognize him.
  • Megatron: ...my conjux.
  • Orion Pax: Hi!
  • Optimus Prime: .......
  • Megatron: ........... *awkward muffled cough*
  • Optimus Prime: Hey, Megatron, excuse me but I have a quick question whAT THE FUCK-
List of DEH references u can make

Please add your own, I want to reach the point where literally every sentence I speak contains at least one deh reference.

-‘Words fail’ easy one, use as hyperbole. Classic is ‘words fail to describe how much I love DEH:

-Legit asking for a physical map OR asking for help with life e.g. 'anybody happen to know how the hell to do this’

-'for forever’ easy one again. Can slip into a lot of places, can be v subtle even accidental.

-something is or feels either so big or so small. Bonus if u do one right after the other.

-anything to do with Windows and waving.

-CARS and driving in general are good sources. Good ones such as 'learned to slam on the break’ or 'we let you sit behind the wheel’

-literally all of the compliments in If I Could Tell Her. Bonus points for spreading positivity.

-TREES

-“Shaving cream, rubber bands, mattress, repeat.” Don’t try to be subtle with this one. It’s better without context and everyone knows it.

-stuff about disappearing and/or being found. Always nice.

-Good For You. Title works as well as quotes, like it’s all quotable. An angry reference, use with caution. Bonus points for sarcasm.

-Literally just tell an actual fucking lie.

-'It was a February day’ works any time of the year. A little specific tho. Alternatively, 'end of may or early June’ has much more versatility in terms of use, but making it work outside the specified time can be a little tricky.

-driving country roads, scoops and a la mode, open fields, etc.

-ANXIETY

-eating bath bombs. It’s hard to do subtly but with practise it becomes easier. Good to use when the topic of conversation is already about eating stuff, specifically stuff that isn’t food. That may not happen that often, but at least when it does you’ll be prepared.

-'step out step out of the sun if you keep getting burned’. Great to use if someone is actually sunburned; it’s sound advice but still slightly odd to say in conversation, especially if you sing and then act like nothing happened. If no one is sunburned, metaphorical use also works but maybe don’t give it as actual advice given that it comes from a desperate, barely functioning mess of internal pain and mental illness, however much of a precious bean he may also be.

-cast names are great. Examples include 'clear as Kristolyn’, 'Roland’ which works in many wheel-related contexts, and 'Jesus fucking Christ why are there so many fucking people called Michael who the fucking hell comes up with this shit why-

-character names function similarly well. Examples include 'Heidi’ often in the context of hiding or greeting someone, 'Evan’ great in text form as a substitute for typing 'even’, and 'the I n S a N e L y C o O l Jared Kleinman’ and no don’t try to make this one subtle you fucking coward.

- U-Haul trucks. If someone else talks about them, just start sobbing.

-And everything is ok. Only acceptable use is when almost nothing is ok.

-Nipple rubbing.

-Glove. Singular.

-If anyone asks you to sign something, just write ‘CONNOR’ as large as possible. Bonus points if it’s a legal document.

-’Oh my God I fucking love Ben Platt.’ Best sent as a text at 12:20AM with no context trust me I know from experience.

-Grow a Bean Plant. 

-Suddenly burst out crying uncontrollably. Bonus points if it’s in public.

-Memorise the entire play and, without warning, perform it in public all by yourself.

-If you are pressed for time, singing the entire soundtrack is also acceptable.

-If you are extra-super pressed for time, pick a single extract from one of the songs and sing it as loudly as you can. Personal favourite is ‘FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE’ (For Forever).

-Hate Donald Trump. 

-’Another cup of coffee, and watch it all crash and burn.’ 10/10 people will relate.

-Literally just break your arm.

-If someone blows out a candle: ‘nO oNe ShOuLd FLICKER OUT…’

-If someone asks you to do something ‘But tell me, tell me what fooooor,’

-*Someone says something wasn’t true*: ‘Don’t say it wasn’t true’ (these are to be sung. Don’t fucking back down you’re in too far now)

-If all else fails, just pick any quote in verbatim and say it with no warning or context, then continue with the conversation as normal.